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LEARN THE DANGER SIGNAL
Nature Always Gives Warning to Thoss
“ Below Par," and It Should
Be Recognized.
Influenza, colds nnd other scourge*
due to (terms puss !>y those who are at
"par” and tlnd their victims In those
“below pnr.” Thnt expression, used
medically, means that your power of
resistance Is lowered, the red corpus
cles In your blood decrease and your
spirits — an Important factor — are
"down,” nays u writer In London An-
•went.
A physician has pointed out thnt
most of ns can quite easily tell when
we are below pnr, nnd then It Is up to
us to “tonic” ourselves over the period
of depression until the normul health
returns.
A smoker below par either does not
smoke or his tobacco gives him hut »
small proportion of his usual enjoy
ment.
A hraln worker below par Is con
scious that, for some reason or other,
he has to overconcentrnte himself on
his work.
Other people get ragged In temper
and with no apparent cause.
The
cause, of course, Is because they are
below pnr,
A manual worker finds thnt his tools
“Jib" most unaccountably. Others are
“off their feed,” and neither the con
templation of n men! nor the eating of
It gives them any pleasure.
Some find thnt noises itsunlly unno
ticed annoy and torture. Others. Benin,
go sleepy anil some get a touch of In
somnia.
There Is no “below par"
symptom applicable to everybody, and
It Is therefore necessary and very wise
to find out— ns one can do hy observa
tion -our own particular danger signal,
nnd act accordingly— and In time I
LAST WORD IN DICTIONARY
Potaibly Few Know What It Is
Really It Is Not of Great
Importance.
and
Do you know the last word In the
dictionary?
It begins with the last three letters
In the alphabet, placed In their re
verse order, nnd It means an "Indian
llbellulld dragon tly having a large
heud, narrow fuce and very large
eyes.” The word Is “zyxomma.” This
Is In the New Standard dictionary.
Webster's New International stops
one short of this, listing Its (Inal word
as "zylhuin.” explained as being "u
kind of ancient malt beverage,” which
the Standard calls a "very excellent
beer that Dlodorna. though wholly un
accustomed to II, nfllrmed to have been
scarcely Inferior to the Juice of the
grape."
Together, then, the two dictionaries,
with beer and a dragon tly, nmke fair
ly unimportant endings.
Heading up the column from “zyx
omnia," one must traverse strange ter
ritory for a distance of 62 words be-
for one reaches “Zuider Zee." the first
— or rather the last fairly widely
known term In the dictionary,
lie.
tween this Dutch sea nnd the llhelln-
lid tly Is a semi-desert country, stud
«led numerously with such thorny ob
structions ns “Zygaenldae," “zgneiun
cene” and “zyliomnlllare."
No wonder you were unacquainted
with the Inst word In your dictionary
You are excused.— Knnsas City Star.
Exit Humorist.
While making a four of the southern
states we were driving along a coun
try mad. when a farmer came walking
toward ns. One of our crowd, a tail
morlst, thinking he would have some
fun with the man, stopped the ear.
anil taking a small satchel nnd a mag
azlne, gave a ten minute Impression of
Hilly Sunday. When he had finished,
the man looked at him a little qneerly.
put his lisnd In his pocket and gave
him a card. On It were the words:
"1 am deaf."— Kxchange.
Wanted to Remain Awhile.
Betty was looking rather poorly
after several weeks' Illness.
Aunt
Edith, who had not seen her since shs
was a tiny baby, after klswlng her,
turned to her mother and said, raitiet
thoughtlessly: "My. bow thin she Is I
She looks as If a whiff of wind would
blow her away.” This must havs w o k
rled Betty all day, for that nlglit whe*
she had finished all the customary
••ynd blesses” In her prayer she added
this earnest postscript: “And. pleas#
Ood. make me thicker, for I don't waul
U be blowed away.”
The AMERICAN
LEGION
give an unearthly w-re,i:o. and I
hounded up ilin—
e stnlra like a imlb-on
ascension
I found her on ilia floor,
M Y W I F E ’S
wringing lo r hands.
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■'Oh. Ileliry. this Is terrible.
The
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D IA M O N D S
resi of my diamond* are gone. Rings,
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simliars: *, everything
All taken by
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the same robber."
(Copy for Thu Deportment Supplied by Neuonol Hcsdquorten of the Ameocon Legion)
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“By George, I never touched them,"
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By O. B. DU BOIS
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I gasped before I thought.
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"Oil, of course you didn't,” she
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OFFICERS VISIT WOUNDED MEN AT CHICAGO HOSPITAL
sobbed. "Rut it was the flrxt thing 1
(Copyright.)
thought of, thut maybe you hud dous
n
My name Is Raymond, Henry J. Ray It for a Joke. Oh, dear, oh, dear!"
I
managed
to
get
about
two
hours’
mond, and I uiu a stock broker by pro
sleep before morning. The most Im
fession.
You prohuhly remember the rise of portant problem now was to securo
O. R. (J. In niueteen-two. Well, I was that key. There It lay on her dresser,
one of the tight little sticks la the so near and yet so far. At 5 a. m. I
flminciul kite at that time, und 1 got decided to steal It. Jess was in her
mine.
I am going to be perfectly beuuty sleep, her soundest und best;
frank, my hat-size Increased directly so I quietly took it and substituted
one from my pocket thut resembled It
after this transaction.
I began to buy diamonds for Mrs. to perfection.
1 was at the Trust company's of
Raymond, and never stopped until I
hud loaded that clever little lady with fice before that Institution opened Its
gems galore. I even bought them for doors.
In ten minutes' time, I was in Sll-
my wife's sister. The day 1 gave Mrs.
It------ the diamond necklace, I gave versteln's place, ready to explain how
one to her sister Belle. It was scan- the matter had occurred. But would
you believe it. the fellow actually hud
dulous the way I bought diamonds.
They never came too big or brtl- a warrant out for me.
“ Why, confound It, man," said l
j Rant for me, and every stone was
my wife had a set of paste diamonds
tested by my friend, Silverstein.
I
Used to lunch with Mr. Silverstein made for safety and I never knew a
I quite often, his pawn-broker shop he. thing about It," and then I sailed right
j ing located on the same block with In. It was shameful, the way I talked
my oflice.
to him, and for a strong finish, I threw
Well, you know the condition of the genuine diamonds down on tin
the market In nineteen-three. It was counter and shook my list at him.
! simply nwful, und things going from
“I’m through with you, Silverstein
Left to Right— Seaman Clarence McGee, National Chaplain Francis H.
bad to worse.
do you understand? I'm through with
Kelly, Horseshoer William Hughes, Chief Nurse Meta C. Cook, National
I was living out at nrinton that you.”
Commander Franklin D’Olier.
year, und when the winter came on I
Silverstein picked up the necklace
was simply cupped for money. You and ufter one hasty glance, tossed It
National . Commnnder
Franklin Our first duty Is to you men and your
can Imagine how hud things were back again.
D'Olier, national chaplain Francis A. comrades. You can always bank on
when I tell you that I sifted the fur
"You're through with me, eh? Well,
Kelly nnd Commander Milton J. Fore- that."
nace ashes and shoveled the snow Just I’m not through with you. Tills neck-
Father Kelly, wearer of the D. S. C.
ntnn
of the Illinois department of the
to economize, and yet we seemed to be Ince, also. Is the cheapest kind of
for heroism In action on the British
paying our household hills. Somehow paste.” Then he turned to the rear American Legion recently visited the
front with the Twenty-seventh New
that blessed little wife of mine could of the shop nnd said, "Hey, Louis, call United States Public Health Service
York division, made a vigorous reply
hospital No. 30, Chicago, 111., where
stretch a ten-dollnr hill until It cov an officer.”
to the foes of the ex-service organiza
ered tlfty dollars’ worth of expense«.
600 wounded and disabled soldiers tion who have charged the America!
I raved and stormed.
Matters came to u focus, however,
I pleaded and begged.
ami sailors are patients. The legion Legion Is a militaristic body.
one morning In December.
But It did no good. In the end I officers were conducted on a tour of
“ I have heard It snld,” declare»'
Jessie (that’s Mrs. Raymond), and 1 counted out two thousand nine hun the ward after which Commander
Father Kelly, “that the atm of th*
hud been to a reception at the club dred Htul seventy-five dollars nnd had D'Olier and Father Kelly nddressed
American Legion Is to Impose upon
the night before. Ye gods! but she to put up my watch to cover the twen a number of the wounded In the
the United States a government of the
sparkled like n cut-glass chandelier. ty-live dollars I had spent.
recreation hall
soldiers, by the soldiers nnd for the
And there I was going to the city the
It must have been between twelve
“Service." snld the nntional com soldiers. The American Legion Is a
next morning with Just thirty-two nnd one when the oflice boy came In mander, “Is the sole aim of the Amer
million miles away from any such Idea
cents In my pocket.
and wnld that my wife was outside nud ican Legion— service to our country as thnt. W e crossed the sea to put
I was in the smoker when the Idea would like to see me. In fact, she fol and our comrades. Our first and fore an end to such forms of government
came to me.
lowed right In behind him and com most duty always has been and will and certainly we do not Intend or
"I'll steal Jessie’s diamond neck. menced to talk the moment she en be to the disabled, those who gave
strive or will not tolerate the setting
Ince," said I.
tered the door.
their health and strength In battle nnd up at home of what we went to war
Y’ou see, I had convinced myself
"Oh, Henry, guess what. I phoned the dependents of those who died to destroy abroad.
that three thousand dollars tied up In for the chief of police this morning while with the forces.
"The American Legion stands sole
ft necklace was too much money.
after you left, and he came up to the
“The American Legion put through ly and simply for the things thnt nmke
Directly after dinner Fate drove house and asked a lot of questions, congress the bill that raised the dis for a better Americanism. W e call
things my way on a gallop, for Jessie nnd made a whole lot of notes, nnd— " abled men’s base pny from $30 to $80 a ourselves Americans.
W e call our
suggested thnt we go down and call
"Good heavens I This Is too much I” month. It has aided In the adjust selves a legion. W e are both, and we
on her sister Belle.
I howled.
ment of thousands of compensation, al unite the two In an organization which
“Say, Jess,” said I, “if you don’t
What's too much?” she simpered.
lotment, allowance, back pay and In shall stand for all that Is best In our
mind. I’d sooner run over to the club
This police business,” I yelled, with surance claims. It Is working to rem national life for our country and for
house a while."
visions of
the explanations that edy the vocational training situation. the flog.”
“ Very well,” she replied like un obe would have to be made at headquar
dient little wife. "But you'll call for ters.
me, won't you?"
Why, Henry, the Idea I He snld he TRAINING FOR DISABLED MEN for existence may be summed up In
“Certnlnly, certainly. I'll drop in at could tlnd the robber Inside of six
one word— service; service to our
10 :3U sharp," I answered.
country and our comrades. Disabled
hours.”
Gerald J. Murphy Named Vocational
Oh, but It was easy ! I Just walked
men and the dependents of those who
That’» It, that's It,” I moaned. “You
Officer to Aid in Working Out
died always come first.
around the block, went In the house, want ine to go to Jail, dou't you?”
Big
Problem.
ilng down In the trunk nnd took my
“I regard the agreement we have ef
“What do you mean, love?" s h e !
fected with the F. B. V. A. one of the
plunder.
twittered.
A system of co-operntlon with the most Important steps we have tnken In
Just to keep up the little comedy
"Mean! Oh. I menn to say tilin' l ]
federal hoard of vocational training that direction.
and Introduce a realistic effect, 1 left stole the necklace.
Do you under- |
by which It Is
"The vocational situation has been
the trunk lid opcu and wrenched olT stand? I did It. Me— Yours truly I
hoped to obtain generally unsatisfactory the country
the fasteners from a window opening am the robber. I stole the necklace.
vocational
train over, though the evils of faulty admin
on the kitchen extension.
But. by George I I never touched the
ing for nil eligible istrative methods nnd lack of foresight
Naturally, 1 went to Sllversteln’s rest of them In the bottom of the
disabled men at have been more pronounced In some
the first thing In the morning, nnd he trunk."
government
ex sections than In others— particularly
came up dollar for dollar. O f course,
Her face lit up with a heavenly
pense
with
all so In the densely populated districts of
1 explnihed that the market was in smile, nnd, without any excitement, sht
possible s p e e d ,
the East. Disabled men have not had
had shape and 1 needed some ready snld:
has been Inaugu what they are clearly entitled to have
money that day, etc., etc.
Do you
“Well, I surmised It all the while
r a t e d b y t h e from the government, nnd the result Is
know that the fellow actually wnnlel so— I— I stole the others.”
American Legion. they have become discouraged nnd
to press more money on me; but the
“You?” I gasped. “You?"
It
Is estimated their confidence In the board has been
Jump from thirty-two cents to three
“Yes, denr," she answered.
that about 120 000 seriously impaired.
thousand dollars was enough for me.
"Then you hare made a terrible mis
crippled veterans
“The American Legion cannot re
Maybe I didn't take home some take In calling up the police.” said I
are
entitled
to store thnt confidence. The hoard must
flowers that night.
"Well, ns for thnt— er— It's— really, training under the provisions of the do It. The legion only can help, nnd
I Invented a charming fabrication
It’s the only flh I’ve told, nnd I rather vocational rehabilitation act, hut the thnt It means to do. The work would
about u sudden rise In stock when !
thought I’d use It to precipitate mat federal hoard, after functioning for 20 he felicitated tna'erlally If disabled
presented some roses that oienlng.
ters." she answered, cool ns Ice.
months, has placed In training only men throughout tne country would,
Well, all things come In due «euson,
"Well, since you’re so clever, maybe about 26,000 of these.
without further formnllty, get In touch
and I felt certain things were about
you can tell me why I found n second
Officials of the board. In accepting with the nearest local post of the
due when Jess went upstairs to dress
set of paste diamonds In thnt safe-de the plan put forth by the legion, de American Legion. That will start the
for dinner. She said she would dress
posit
box?”
clare the combination of effort will wheels moving.”
“special” in honor of my good luek
“Oh." she said, freezing up. "You’ve solve some of the body's most difficult
nnd the roses. I knew that "special"
problems. The arrangement Is expect ACTIVITY IN WEST VIRGINIA
been there, too. have you?"
meant diamonds.
ed to retrieve a situation which has
"I have, madam. Please explain.”
She had been in her room n few mo
"In the first plnce. Mr. Raymond," brought the legion and the board Into Posts of State, According to Depart
ments only when I heard her scream.
she commenced, right on her dignity. repeated controversies In the past and
ment Adjutant’s Bulletin, Are
"Mercy! Jess, what Is It?" I asked.
Busy Doing Things.
“Oh, oh! I'll die from laughter. "How do you think I can run otir has provoked much criticism of the
establishment on the paltry sum of hoard, together with a congressional
Oh, hut this Is too funny."
A recent bulletin Issued by Louis A.
"W hat Is It, Jess? Tell me at money you give me? In the second Investigation of Its alleged dereliction
place. Mr. Raymond, those diamonds of duty nnd failure to fulfill the coun Carr, derinrtnient adjutant for the
once."
“Why, I— why somebody has stolen were mine. The first set of paste I try’s pledged obligations to the men American legion of West Virginia, re
my diamond necklace."
Then she had made for safety, and as nobody «h o gnve their health and strength In ports activities of the various legioD
posts In thnt state as follows:
went off Into unother fit of silly laugh seemed to know the difference. I had battle.
the second set made because I knew
Tost No. 44 of Phllllppl, W. Va.. re
The legion’s proposal calls for the
ter.
formation of an organization In each cently presented a minstrel show and
"W ell," I thundered. "Tell me. Is you were hard up."
"Then you used the money for house state which will seek out the disabled realized a substantial sura for the ter-
that something funny?"
men In every community, examine rtlory. The post will conduct a me
"Oh, yes; It's too funny," she man hold expenses?" I asked.
“I did." she replied very emphatic their oases and present them to the morial service.
aged to say. "They— they were only
George D. Jackson post No. 56 of
proper officials of the hoard for admis
ally.
paste.”
What could I do? I simply went sion to training. A department voca Klngwood. W . Va.. Is organizing a
'T aste! Those diamonds pastel" I
right over nnd kissed her. and there tional officer will be appointed In each women's auxiliary and making ar
howled. "You're crazy.”
"Oh. no. I'm not ; It's too funny. 1 In si.v office we had a heart-to-heart state and attached to state hendqunr- rangements for a permanent post club-
te-s of the legion. A vocational officer rooms.
— I— I had a duplicate necklace made talk.
Potomac post of Shepherdstown
of paste diamonds,” she gurgled. "I
When she started for the 2 :30 train. also will be chosen In each of the
more than 0.000 posts of the legion probahly has come nearer than any
always knew that we'd be robbed site said:
some day. Oh, Isn’t It a good Joke?”
“Rememher this: Many a man has throughout the country, and confer other post In the state to enrolling
I saw Silverstein taking the matter gone to pieces financially Just because ences of all post officers will be held every returned sailor, soldier or ma
rine in Its community. From the terri
In the light of a good joke.
he failed to let his wife know how within the state during the next two
months to insure uniform procedure. tory from which If draws Its mem
“Where are the real diamonds? he stood on money matters."
The whole project will be under the bers the post claims to have gathered
That's what 1 want to know.” I blurt
And she was off. taking her original
llrectlon of the mtlonal vocational tn every eligible person except five.
ed out. I must have spoken very paste diamonds with her.
Clarksburg. F.lklns and Parkersburg
rough, for she began to cry.
After dinner that night. Jess placeo atfli-er at American Legion headquar
posts recently contracted with the
ters in Indianapolis.
"They are In our safe-deposit box. a small package In my hand and said
Gerald J. Mutphy of Rutland. V t, the managements of the Boston De
safe, and—and you don't even tell tne
"To show yon that a woman cav
you are glad, and— and. or. oh. ohl I manage these things hettet than a has been named national vocational troit baseball tennis for games In their
officer by National Commander Frank respective cities.
wish I was dead !"
man take this and use It.”
Wheeling post No. 1 recently staged
Well, when I heard that Joyous bit
“Wlist Is It. Jess?" I »iked verj lin D'Olier
"Tbe legion’s action In this matter s "Pershing" celebration from nhlch
o f news all of my comfort talk came meekly.
.vsa taken not through choice hut s the organization gained more than Osi
to the surface, and I noon had her
"A genuine diamond necklace.” sh<
<en*c
of duty." s«id Lemuel Belles, new roetn tiers.
feeling real chlpperlike.
replied "1 called on Belle this sftet
■ntlonnl adjutant nnd chairman of the
"You'll leave them there, where no noon. Paste diamonds are (list as N
For Benefit of Legion.
oecial legion committee of three
robber can get them, won't you. dear?" eotnlng to her style as the genuine
The Ratary club of Newcastle. Pa.
hich Investigated the vocational *ltu-
she chirped, drying her tears.
"Why. Jess— What V How r
‘nn. recommended nnd devised the rerented Its minstrel «how the last of
"W h y— er— no—yea. yea. of course."
"Never mind how I did It." she s
Vpr I for »he benefit of tho post of »he
gram of co-operative effort »vlth the
I managed to say.
jjvered. "That’s part of s vom s'
\- estron (¿■ring
,- tt - T I , o * a v e rto rift t
« 1 excuse
"Oh what a love of a man von a r e '" management and what Belt* lne«>
In nhout I'v e minutes I henni iras know will never worry h er"
Frantic With Pain
Doan’s However Brought Complete
Recovery and Troublo Has
Never Returned
"My kidney» were weakened by ex
posure in Alaska," isyi Ilennaun
Schrader, 328 Park Ave., Hoboken,
N. J., “and my misery at time» be
came no great 1 (bought I would lose
my mind. 1 bad terrible pains 111 my
back, and a ton-
•tanv desire to
urinate. My back
felt a« if it were
in section» wkh
each
crushing
against the other.
Finally 1 was ta
ken
desperately
ill. It seemed as
if something were
crushing out my
life. Before long
I passed a gravel
stun* the size of
a pea. If the pain
had b e e n any
„ _. ,
more intense 1
Mr. Schrader
think I w o u l d
have died. I was having practically no
flushing of the kidneys and my weight
had reduced from 178 pounds to 125.
The doctor told me I bad gravel and
small stones tilling up the passages of
the bladder. After all of this I began
to uBe Doan’s K id n e y P ills and soon
improved. In a short time I was well
and my cure has lasted fifteen years.
Today I am in perfect health.”
Sworn to before me,
W . P. WEISS, Notary Public.
G»t Doan’s st Any Store, 60c ■ Bo»
DO AN'S
VEET
FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y.
Easy to Remember.
"Pop?”
“Well, Junior— ”
“I want you to help me with my let
ter."
“All right.”
"I get all mixed up tn two words;
missile and missive.”
"I could easily straighten that out
for you."
“Good."
“A missive Is the one that Is sent be
fore
marriage.”— Youngstown
Tele
gram.
Lift off Corns!
Doesn’t hurt a bit and Freazone
costs only a few cents.
nny hard corn, soft corn, or corn be
tween the toes, nnd the hard skin cal
luses from bottom of fe e t
A tiny bottle o f “Freezone” costs
dttle at any drug store; apply a few
drops upon the corn or callous. In
stantly It stops hurting, then shortly
yon lift thnt bothersome corn or cal
lous right off, root and all, without
one bit o f pain or soreness. Truly 1
No humbug!— Adv.
Her Wholesale Prayers.
Luclle, who is five, does not like to
say her prayers at night when she Is
sleepy.
“Did you say your little prayer last
night?” her mother nuked her one
morning nt breakfast.
“No," snld the little girl, “1 was too
sleepy Inst night, mamma, hut Sun
day night, when you put me to bed
before 1 was sleepy, I prayed seven
prayers— enough to Inst me all Hits
week."
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K:x months
•
Korns
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It is a
tion that
Club is
all its p
hoped thi
allowed ti
innocuous
A live
of the bet
have and
for a new
has not
plnce in
many ma
fare of ti
rounding
properly
city counc
rcercial cl
they will 1
city stagn;
Matters
the attent
club are
During t
Nyssa’s ex
no comrm
work to fu
must accot
the fact th
with fewet
ed her in w
The 0w
which N y j
coming a
is the oldes
project in (
ceived scan
governmen
where cnpi
might have
there was
made to set
consequent
less merit
Nyssa’s neg
sional com
Parma tome
Black Cany
rifle shot of
Doubtless a
right time
this commis
Owyhee Pro;
ful influence
P
Now 1» the Tim e to G et Rid o f
These U gly Spots.
T h e re 's no lo n g er th e s lig h te s t m e * 4 o f
fe e lin g ash am ed o f y o u r fre c k le s , as O thln e
— d o u ble s tre n g th — la g u a ra n teed to remove
these h o m ely spots.
S im p ly g e t an ounce o f O th ln e— double
stre n g th — fro m yo u r d ru g g ist, and a p p ly a
little o f It n igh t rnd m o rn in g a n i yo»
should soon see th a t even the worst fr e c k le »
h ave begun to disapp ear, while the lighter
ones h ave va n ish ed en tire ly .
It la eeldora
that m o re th a n one ounce Is needed to c o m
p letely c le a r th e skin and gain a beautiful
clea r com plexion.
B e sure to ask for the double strength
O thlne, as th is Is sold under guarantee of
money back If It falls to remove frecklea
Matching the Case.
“That Is such a loud engagement
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