*T was delightful poison - ! Statement of the Bank of Simplicity in Dress NYSSA AND VICINITY A Brief Resume of the Daily Events in a Live Town What Your Neighbors Are Doing, »retty impend of ths Origin of Win« In Persia. Where It Fir» 1 Was Made. Called for by the Superintendent of ut close of business June 4, 1913. The making of wine fa aatd to hav* originated with the PerstaiiB, who dls covered the proceas quite by accident 0ne of the)r earliest king». Jenaheed, wfc0> lt i„ saJd. was only five or six L,enerati0ns from Ne*h, was the die ,o v e r e r or rather a woman of hie household was. ..^ e wag Immoderately fond o' grapes," says the narrative, which 1« found in Sir John Malcolm's "History of Persia," “ and desired to pieserv« some, which were placed In a targe vessel and lodged in a vault for future use When the vessel was orened the grapes had fermented and their Juice In this state was so acid that the king believed lt must be poison ous. "H e had some vessels filled with It and ’folson ’ written upon each These were placed in his room. It happened that one of his favorite ladles was af’ fected with nervous headache; the pain distracted her so much that she desired death. Observing a vessel with ‘Poison’ written on tt, she took It and swallowed its content! Ths wine, for such It had become, over­ powered the lady, who fell down Into a sound sleep and awoke much re freshed. "Delighted with this remedy, she re pealed the doses so often that the monarch's poison was all drunk He soon discovered this and forced the lady to confess what she had done. A quantity of wtne was made and Jen sheed and all his court drank of the new beverage, which from the clrcum stance that led to 1th discovery Is to this day known In Persia by the name of Zeher-e-khoosb, or 'the delightful poison.’ ” Doans anil disco u n ts............................. Overdrafts ......................... Bonds and wiinaiits ...... ............. Banking lionet . furniture anil tixtureB Duo from li o k*- (not n s k i i * hanks) Du-1 from a .prov. d o m -'V i hanks ( ’(its ks mi I > l> '■ - ‘'-'ll -t un . .. Cash on It 01 I ................. W. Lee Blodgett is in Portland on busines* this week. PROGRAMME Of Ladies Missionary So­ ciety of Presbyterian Church. Topic— Mountaineers. Leader— Mrs. E H . McDonald. uous. Mr. Cassidy does not be­ lieve in hiding his light under a Assistants — M rs Ehrgood, Mrs. S. F. Foster, Mrs. Housely. bushel, or any other old thing. R e s p o n s e ....... Nam e and locate Dr. McReynolds of Homedale, a one Presbyterian missionary recent arrival from Richfield, will A 10c tea will be served. look after Dr. Sarazin’s practice during the summer vacation term. Dr. Sarazin will take a trip to his old home. Sylvester Thompson Morris and N ob have returned from a trip to the Owyhee hot springs, Membership in the Mazamas is expected as a result Mitchell Butte. of climbing The unanimous expression from the surrounding country is in fa­ vor of the Fourth of July celebra­ tion being held under pices of the Malheur the aus­ Picnic A s ­ sociation near Nyssa, irrespective and of the labor of putting them on Proud of Him. and deducting the whole from $35. tte nodded his head wisely. "M y cousin Ernest,' Mrs. Lapsling The saleswoman brought another was saying, "always attends the re grmful of suits. She held them up to unions o ' the Harvard graduates. You rlew. They were simple, but not of know he's an alumnium of that un* the Mrs. Day simplicity. They had vereity.” Velvet cuffx and collars and light col­ Farming Annoyance. ored linings and the cut of the coats One of Abe Martin’s sayings was D ec . H ostess , M rs . C a r r ic k was of the most extreme pattern. Still, this: “ The hardest thing a farmer they had none of that offensive and does, next to plowin’, Is givln’ hall Topic— Turkey and Syria. •Kpenstve braid and----- the road to a touring car." Leader— Mrs. Carrick. The meditations o f the ordinary Assistants — Mrs. Caldweli, Mrs, man were cut short, for his wife w h l» Lawrence, Mrs. Thompson. As to Honesty, pereJ softly, ’’Those suits are $45, R e sp o n se ................................ The man who would not trust any­ dear " . . . W h y I believe in missions It staggered him to think of the body else gives himself a poor recom. mendatlon. price of velvet. Enough only for col­ J a n u a r y lar and cuffs, lt seemed, was worth H ostess , M rs. H . A. F o ster $10 over and above the price of braid with Its application! He shook his Topic— China. head In disapproval. Then, In well Leader— Mrs. Rich. eon'rolled exasperation, he requested Assistants — Mrs McVey, Mrs, *1 -ileswoman to be so kind as to Marshall, Mrs. Blodgett. 1< ini see Just a plain, simple, un- Response ................................ a- td suit. . . . . Scripture texts on giving F eb . ot what the neighboring towns do H ostess , M rs . C losson Topic— Korea. along that line Get busy. Leader— Mrs. Sherwood. Prof. W hite has taken a posi­ Assistants— Mrs. Forbes, Mrs. Evans. Mrs. E. H . McDonald. tion as diplomatic agent of the W hite Chautauqua Association, Response . .One requisite for .........................a good society covering the states of California, Washington, Oregon and Mon­ tana and will leave for Portland in a few days to to take work of the up the association. W hite will accompany her band during the season. The Ontario wool sale Mrs, hus­ was something of a frost, from reports received. Prices offered were too low to attract sellers. Ninety Backs of the cleanest wool at the sale was the clip of the McConnell Bros, of Nyssa, whose sheep are ranged in the direction of Stein's mountain. Shearing was done at Buckboard springs in this county. ■ saleswoman understood. She hr . .ed away and soon returned with e single suit, held carefully on a hanger REPORT OF THE CON­ DITION OF THE RANK OF NYSSA NUMBER 56 at Nyssa, in the State of Oregon, at the close of business, June 4. 1913. "T h -t’s something lik e !" exclaimed RESOURCES. the iry man, appreciatively, as his Loans an-1 discount*........................ $50,288.55 • ft in the simple lines of the out­ Overdrafts, secured and unsecured.. ’ 8.86 fit. its mannish finish. Its cloth Bonds and warrants....................... 2,155 05 ool u cuffs, Us heavy, good wear­ Banking lion**............................. 5,190.00 Furniture and fixtures................ 944.11 ing Ity and Its all around corn- Due from hanks (not reserve banks)« 342.86 Bior, use appearance, Due from approved reserve banks ... «11,729.64 35.57 Healthy Spot In Europe. t’s what we’ve been looking Cheeks and other cash items............. Cash on hand................................. 2 6n\81 The village of Aumone In France la e commenced as his wife ..........................$73*313.45 laid to bo the healthiest place In Eu­ . Into the coat It fitted per LIABILITIES. rope It haa only 40 lnhabltaata. 3J Everything was satisfactory, of whom are over eighty years old. - tr . i - ta - l . Ii.°rk ................................. $ 25 , 000.00 e this suit and send it out,” T Undivided profits, leas expenses and and one la over one hundred I briskly. taxes paid............................ 2 25021 84.33 d the price?” auerled the little Postal Savings Bank Deposits........ 5 000 00 » o n in, as she and the ordinary man Deposits due state treasurer ......... Reaeeurtng. Individual deposits subject to check. 24’ 195.78 Sh’ cd to go. Demand certificates of deposit. . . . . . 130.00 Terrified Rider (In hired motor Eighty dollars,” responded the Time certificates of deposit............. 16,67L55 car) : —I say— I say— you're going •ales worn an. easily T o t' 1 .....................................$ 73 . 312.45 much too fast Chauffeur—Oh. you’ll She was busy making out the check, 1 STATE OF OREGON all right, sir We alwsyi Insure our , C O C K Y OK MALHEUR ■p didn’t see the look on the face of paae>« gars j I, Frank D. Hall, 1 »alder of the above-named Ins ordinary man. JX If Justice Were Done, n— "W ho Is the responsible per thl£ firm?" Offlce Boy— ne gWs all the blam e” bank, do «olemnly swear that the above state- The little woman was possessed of mont is true to the best ot my knowledge and FRANK D. HALL, ( ‘.shier ««ic h ta ct She bent quietly over an Ix’Uof- I Correct—Attest. d garment displayed near ’ ■ ,.nju ROB T VAN O IL 8E. ordinary man had recovered E J. BURROUGH, n they walked silently >o the ale day o T w . m 3 WOrn,° b, f° r# ___________ c- c- TV ilsow , Notary Public. OyIng by Organ». It haa been discovered that ti a hu man being dies after an ordinary Ill­ ness and not a violent death lie does not die aU over and all a* He H. B U R Ê1D 0E P ru p . may have a diseased liver, heart or lung, and this may be the cause of death; but It has been found that if I the diseased organ could have been ! r»p!»<5«« ^ Aa the o. Inary man was Bmilh'g genially while getting Into hia ova Grover Keele returned Tuesday E. H. M cDonald paid a visit to coat after breakfaat the little woman deemed the moment propitious for from Boise Ontario Monday. making casual mention of her ne< . E A. Sailor was in the city Capt. Lyons of Boise, was a of a check. So she apoke briefly on Wednesday. visitor to Nyssa several days this that Interesting subject. The genial smile faded Instantac- ] week. ously from the face of the ordinary E. F.JPratt came in from O w y ­ man He halted In the midst of but I’. B. E w in g is Mill suffering hee Monday aud went on to toning hla glove to remark withering from a relapse of me.isles. Ontario, but returned to Nyssa in ly: " I f there’s one thing I’d like to know it's where you throw away your A new fo rd car has been added time for the big ditch meeting. money.” The little woman remained meek­ to the stock of the Nyssa Auto Co. ly silent. This action on her part, Grass is better than under the since It gave him no fuel for hts previous republican administra­ wrath, made him doubly angry. “There's Day’s wife,” he exploded. tions. “She could wear diamonds to your Mrs. Colin Forbes is down with glass beads, according to the differ ence In Day's income and mine. Yef the measles, requiring the services what does she wear? The plainest, a physician. almpleat, neatest looking outfit on the G. K Cassidy and Dr. Satazin street! But you must have braids and laces and frills— and I must pay motored to Hoise Thursyay in the J unk H ostkss , M rs E hrgood for them !” The vials of his wrath bo- doctor's car. tng thus emptied, he paused to re­ Topic— Alaska. charge them. Wool is higher in price than Leader— Mrs. S F. Foster. In the silent" thus created the little last year Sixteen cents has been Arsistanta Mr3. Spi. r. Mrs. Car­ woman made a timid suggestion. man, Mrs. Moorebead. paid for good clips. Couldn't the ordinary man get away from the office Just a little while to L. J. Laryeut of the Golden Response to roll call ............... h»lp her find a suit that would meet ....... My Favorite Field Knle store made a business trip hla views of simplicity? to Caldwell this week. J uly H ostess , M rs . D a v is o n The ordinary man looked at her 'I lie Episcopal hall is getting Topic— Our Island Possessions. shrewdty, He did not like to be tak en In and hts suspicions were aroused Leader— Mrs. W olf. to show fjru i. A oelay was oc­ by this Unusual request. Her face, Assistants— Mrs. J. J. Rae. Mrs. however, was so patiently guileless as casioned by lack of material. Closson, Mrs. Duncan. he had ever seen lt, so he accepted D o you need an extra pair of R e sp o n se ..............Patriotic texts her suggestion. Circulating Libraries. trousers? W e have a fine assort­ "Hustle and get ready, then," said It Is absolutely impossible to say ment just in from New York L. A u g u st H ostess , M rs . H u n t (he ordinary man, “ and I’ll help you Just when the first circulating library Spier. get fitted out In half an hour.” Topic— The Indian. was opened. If there was ever a rec­ So the shopping tour began. 0 A. Keele will take a crew to Leader— Mrs. Hunt. ord of the important event. It Is lost "8hall we look at suits first?" quee- the Mallet! ranch on the Malheur Assistants — Mrs. A McDonald, toned the little woman, as she led W e know that during the middle ages stationers used to lend books on hire, Mrs. vanGilse. Mrs. Rich. to stuck tin crop of 400 acres of! (he way to the suit department where and here, no doubt, we have 'he germ Response............... Scripture texts you can buy them ready made. alfalfa of the modern circulating library. On« The ordinary man gave his assent. Samuel Fanrourt started a real cir­ Tom Neighbors has several S e p t . H ostess , M rs . B lo d g e tt “ Something simple, dark and not culating library In England about the too high priced,” requested the little guns for sale at Smith’s shoe Topic— Africa year 1740. but it appears that the peo­ woman. The ordinary man nodded ple were not ready for lt, since lt Leader--M rs, Carrick. shop. Just the kind you need on soon failed. Similar institutions at Assistants — Mrs. Farmer, Mrs. his approval. that mountain trip. The saleswoman brought out half Bath and London, seme ten years Francis. Mrs. Cassidy. • dozen suits. John Forbes from six head of Response........... Texts of Promise later, seem to have succeeded, and “ Do you call those simple?” hv from that time the circulating library Lincoln sheep sold $57.00 of in­ H ostess , M r s . R a e qulred the ordinary man, wondering- began to get a foothold, not only !z crease and wool in two years and O c to b er ly, almost sarcastically. England, but I d other European coun­ Topic— Mormons. has doubled the flock also. “ Th ey’re the simplest we have at tries Leader— Mrs. Dean. that price," returned the saleswoman, Miss Childers of Colorado is Assistants — Mrs. H . A . Foster, politely, as she removed the offensive Catchy Advertising. visiting her sister, Mrs. W . W. M rs W olf, Miss Carman. suits without displaying them and A Dutchman had a cart from which he peddled wlenerwurst sausages. One Foster of Nyssa. Miss Childers Response. .. .Item of M iss’y News went lrr search of others. "Those were $35,” murmured the day he saw on a bake wagon: "You will probably make her residence need a biscuit” It struck him as a Uttle woman thoughtfully. N ovem ber in this vicinity. ’I1 he ordinary man sal,! nothing, but good advertisement, so he painted on The new sign of the Nyssa G a r­ H ostess , M rs . E. H . M c D o n a l d in his mind he was busy figuring an his cart, "You need a biscuit, but you approximate cost of the trimmings need a wiener wurst." age has the merit of being conspic­ Bunks trade mark* «ml orno 1 I fee. Semi model, «kotohsw or photo« *n,| »«. ' - FREE SEARCH , n- .l., :tT. r.,nh reference* I ■ 1 rp-,- ■ , P A T E N T S B U I L D FO R T U N E S for I > u. tir frev booklet» tHl how, whM to Invent I anti save y vn money. WrU* today. I 0. SWIFT & CO. P A T IN T L A W Y E R S I L ?03 Seventh St.. Washing^». D. C. 1 * ¿12«, • •l.i&Si 2,611.1)1 L IA B IL IT IE S Cup.tal stock p od in • Undivided |i,otiN. | is exquises m ill t n x ” S paid Deposits . . . . ...................... ......... NYSSA AUTO GARA FORD HllPMOBILE The Universal Car m Mortocycles Bicycles AUTO LIVERY Electric f, Day or Night Kt*l»ttlrlng,,|i Oregon-Idaho Lumber Nyssa (L IM IT E D ) Exclusive agents for K in g Coal Laths, Lumber, Shinj Windows, Coal, D: Cement, Plaster, Bui ing Paper. W e carry a complete line of B U I L D I N G M Let us figure your bills, S. H . T H O M P S O N ,: Yard on Front St., near Hotel Western. R IA L . HH. ¡[ ; [ 1 X 7 E have secured a limited supply » » find Hogs. “Alfulfu Seed J; practical books and apply of booklets on“ and Potatoes." Tkf to irrigated lands of this C O M E IN A N D G E T O N E Malheur County Bank The Bank of Safety and service. Nyssa, Oregon. East Side Barn Live ry Sale Stable Careful attention given Good Riggs to Stock Courteous Treatment Roy Crockett Man Nysw, M ^ -4 eeeeeeeeeM e e e e » e » » e e « e > > » » » » » » » » » » » 4 -*eeeeeee»eese»e» ♦ v w e 4 e « 4 4 » 4 » e e e e e M $» i HELP ONTARIO CELEBRATE The 4th