The Gate city journal., July 20, 1911, Image 2

GATE CITY JOURNAL
Published every Thursday at
Nyssa, Oregon
J. E.
R
o b e r ts
................
Editor
....W it and H u m or....
One year, in advance ................$l..r.O
Six months, in advance .................75
Three months, in advance................ 50
Vlomher of the Western Idaho Press
Association.
C A . ‘Hackney, M eadows,... President
K O. Burroughs, Caldwell,. .Secretary
iv n m n a
s a t is
Legal
Display
LOCAL READERS.
SEE TH E
We met Editor Pure Fi od
Wallis at the editorial meeting at
Nauipa the other day. Mr. Wallis
recently received a letter from
Ex-President Roosevelt, compli­
menting him upon his large family
of 1 1 children. Teddy is still
trying to have the stork adopted
as our national bird, in plan*“ ol
the eagle. He says that while
the eagle may scream, it takes the
stork to deliver the goods. But
Mr Hackney, who has no children,
but has a pet Eagle, says there is
only one national bird, nml that's
his best girl.
no money except a pocket full of
25 pennies and a $100 bill (sh-h-h.
.50 Mr. Bates has sold some town lots)
30 he paid his fare in pennies.
Reading notice, per line, one in-
tertlon................................................... 10
Reading notice, per line per month .20
Ol Hilaries and Cards of Thanks
,.cr line
...........................................05
R..ies tor V i page space will he given
• n application.
« ’oiiditioiis at Nyssa will stand
investigation by the most ex-
a ilin g investor.
The inoro in-
\ estimation the m ore certain the
i |i vestment.
Th e real estate investm ent in
Ny -a and vicin ity i« Hie »uiest
r.nd quickest way Oi making
m oney turn itself over that is
offered in the wiest. $800,000
will he paid in wages within the
next 12 m onths, upon enter­
prises now contracted and under
con struction. Before these are
com pleted, contracts will be let
cov erin g *en times m ore exten ­
sive enterprises, which now o n ­
ly await the com pletion of defi­
nite estimates.
The conductor said, “ Look here, I
don't want to carry all this junk,"
and Mr. Bates said “ Well, then
turn it in to the company.”
Joel Priest, acting chaplain of
the Press Association, in the ab­
sence of Mr. Bat‘*s, says he has a
friend who married the tattooed
woman in Ringling’s circus. Mr.
Priest states that, his friend is
now enjoying jierfect bliss. These
hot nights when he cannot sleep,
he can sit up and look at the pic­
tures.
If we knew where the laughs
were kept, that make this world
so gay. we’d unlock the door of
that little place, and give them ¡ill
away. I f we knew where all the
tears were kept that make tliis
world so gray, we'd lock the door
to that cavern, and throw the key
away.
Balloon
That ! will close out at
The editor of the Printer's
Devil joined the Western Idaho
and Eastern Oregon Press Associ-
ation the other day. and being <ml\
13 years old. is said to lie the only
freak in the organization; but say' Thi Great “ A m eiicu .” Acm iiaiit
on the dead quiet, there are just
ascending <>n a 1 rapeze
lots of them.
But that bunch Is a bully lot.
They are all there is, multiplied
by two. Nature turned them out
and then closed up the works.
And say. talk about an editor be­
ing perpetually broke; it's a hoax.
They are the original human mints;
every time one of them writes a
check ¡i national bank goes out of
business, or words to that effect
They all eat tegular, but oh pif­
fle! what night owls! We have
been sleeping double shifts ever
since we came home to make up
lost time.
Some of them can speak as well
as write, but most of them who
were on the program wrote it first
and then orated from the manu­
script.
25 p er ce n t off.
A scen sion
Viso $1.00 pails Axle Grease go
75 cen ts.
Slide For
Life
T rapeze
A Drama, a Dog, anti
Dry Town.
E D W A R D H. SUPER
The Com plete House Fu rn ish er
_ Business ^ Professional ß
*i. B . WILLS
a nee
AH Free!
a
The eilitor of this paper once
wrote a drama called “ The Big
Drink." Unit would go wi II right
now in Canyon country, just a
cross the line tin* drink.
There were three character in
the play a villain, a girl, and a
dog like Captain Hillcomer. The
principal scene was on the bank
of Snake river and the show carri­
ed its own river with it. They had
to close up after being out o i l the
road a few days. They struck
Payette, and it was so dry they
couldn't get enough water to feed
the river.
Well, the best scene was on the
bank of the river, where the villain
sneaked up behind the girl and
pushed her in.
The brave dog
heard the splash, and saved the
girl’s life by drinking all the wa­
ter in the river, so she could walk
ashore The villain got exited, lost
his footing and slipped into the
river bed, where it pon the dog
coughed up all the water and
drowned the bad old villain.
Down by the riverside they met
— Romeo and Juliet. Her hand
in his he placed and said, “ Fair
Juliet, I would thee wed.” “ In­
deed?” she said, “ Conte let 113 go.
Get in the boat Row-ine-o.” And
as the hours quickly sped, a lunch
Sunstrokes and heat prostra­ before his love he spread. Says
tions are occu rrin g in some of he, “ Come let us eat my pet,” and
the eastern cities at the rate of Rom-e rowed while Juli et.
15 daily, and yet our western
A story just leaked out about
boosteis are d ev otin g very little
Dallas Duncan and Audrey Ward.
space in their d escrip tive pam­
They were down to Ontario the
phlets to the weather con dition s 4th and met two lovely young The Fans Say that Ontario
in the west. Does it not occur things in an ice cream parlor.
Fudged.
to you that we shall make a The boys smiled and the young
special feature of the fact that things smiled back, or smiled for­
sunstrokes and heat prostrations ward, or at any rate got all smiled
are unknown in this country? up. The boys sat down to the
W ould that not be the best table with them and had a few cold
draw ing card with a man who ■creams, and when the waiter hand­
lives in a section where sun­ ed them the checks for what they
had together and what the two y.t.
stroke is m ore to be dreaded
had before, Dallas said it looked
than contagious dsiease?
like they had been there all win­
ter.
___________ _ _
T h e largest body of the agri­
A
Boise
drummer was sent out
cultural land, that has been
withdrawn for a petroleum re­ into the Harney country to sell
bacon, but he soon wrote back
serve, is directly tributary to
that the people over there were
N yssa. For this reason it is raising their own hogs and he
the duty of Nyssa people to take could make no sales. The Jew
the initative in securing the who was running the house wired
reopening of this land to settle­ him, "Eat your samples, safe board,
ment. Th e restoration of the come home.”
The Ball Landed Right In Hie MIL
agricultural portions of this
A funny incident occurred at
petroleum reserve would be the
Those Vale fans say the reason
the ball game at Ontario the 4tli.
means of op enin g for settlement A boy was hit on the back of the they didn't win the pennant from
a vast body of land, which head with a ball and the bawl came Ontario this year was because the
latter town hired so many good
would support hundreds of fam i­ out of his mouth.
players. They say «ome of the
lies in a section tributary to
A Nyssa man in looking over Ontario players could stand nt the
this city, and would add wealth
his wife’s account book, discovered home plate, bat the ball out into
both to this cou n tv and state.
she had entered up in each day's the field and then run out and
expense quite an amount o f crs I i
W ater Bags of all d e scrip ­ to G. K W. He became consider­ catch it. They could slide from
tions, for sale by Nyssa H ard­ ably disturbed about the matter, second base to third without
touching the ground. The game
ware com pany.
and at last asked her who this G. finally got so easy one of these
K. W. Was she had paid so much fast players became too fat to play,
For sale at $75 lest than cost, a money to. She explain«! that she
and had to be put on the bench,
new Moving Picture Show outfit balnneed her book, when she did but the Ontario girls all got so
complete. Call at Journal office. not remember the items o f ex- stuck him the manager had to
nse, and entered it to "Goodness send him out town to keep up in­
The automobile is dividing the k t nows What."
terest in the game.
people of the country into two
A Nyssa man can get a marriage
classes -the quick and the dead.
license for $1.50, but it costs a
Payette nt an $5 for a dog license.
A woman who loves a horse It costs $1.50 more to be n dog in
will love a man. In fact she will Payette than it does to be a mar­
love anything she can drive.
ried man in Nyssa.
One of the coziest camping out­
fits to be found anywhere is that
arranged by Messrs. J. H. Hill and
Ray Newcomer in the northern
suburbs of Nyssa
It is fitted with
a telephone and all modern con­
veniences possible in a tent. Now
that Mr Hill has disavowed single
blessedness, his part in the silvan
temple has been taken over by Dr
Howe, Nyssa’s popular dentist.
F ork s, Scythes
Sneths & H andl
Free Free Free
Kugle, the Stork and And Satan Came also. in
Their Midst.
Fecund Talent.
'ir.Lular, fl-st Insertion, per in.
$1.50
Tabular, subsequent insertions,
per inch, per issue ..................... 75
Heading, first insertion, per i n . . 1.00
Reading, subsequent insertions,
per inch, per I s s u e ......................... 50
Mark Bates was going home
• to words constitutes one Inch )
from Nyssa the other day and had
One Inch, one insertion ..............
One Inch, per month (4 weeks)
have just a few
I
Culled from the Printer’s Devil, a paper published by
three of Nyssa’s school boys, at 25c for three m o n th s .
Enter»*1 as second-class matter
April 14. 1910, at the post office
at Nyssa, Oregon, under the Act The
of March 3, 1879.
SUBSCRIPTION RATKS
C O M IN G !
Proprietor oi
THE
M on ey t o loa n on impn
farm s
Oregon O n t a r io
-
RUBBER STAMPS
C. WILSON
LAWYER
( trdcrcd by
Nyssa, Ore.
July 26, 27, EAST SIDE LIVERY & FEED STABLE
.1. E ROBERTS
NYSSA
28 and 29
OREGON
Twelve Big Shows
U. G. HAND,
l uder Canvas, Etc., and
Ascension
Prop,
DR.
k
Surgeon
OFFICE IN OPERA HOUS
N YSSA
OBJ
W. B. Hoxi(|
Office in his resili®
OFFICE IN' HOTEL WESTERN.
N YSSA,
F. A . G0E
JS/otuvy l'uiblM
Both Telephones
Stray Notice.
On I
Physician « 1
Physician and
Surgeon
if weather j
lbeunufl
Nyssa,
DR. J J. SARAZIN
The Big $12,000 Swing
Balloon
permits
Ileal EutitU*
Good Rigs at honest prices.
Both Phones
Owyhee Stage in connection.
ORE
Nyssa
Notice is hereby given that tlie
following described stray stock lias
been taken up an impounded ac­
cording to law:
Blue prints of any township in
One bay mare about Hve years
the
Vale Land District. $1.00 each
old, with colt by her side, white
left hind foot and scar on right
flank, branded with an arrow head
VALE, OREGON
on right shoulder.
One brown mare colt, two years
Surveoyrs & Engineers
old. both hind feet white, branded
Abstracts of title to all li
Realt and Investments
same.
town lots in Malheur
One bay horse colt, two years V A LE
OREGON
old, scar on right stiHe, branded
same ¡is above.
All the above described have
tails cropped.
The owner or owners of the
above described animals are here­
by notified to «>11 and prove prop­
erty, pay charges and takennintnls
away within thirty days, or the
same will be sold according to law.
B Y N Y S S A M EN
W. W. S m it h ,
Nyssa Town Marshal
Dated at Nyssa, Oregon, this f>th
The stockholders of The Bank of Nyssa own propertyl
day of July, 1911.
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BLUE PRINTS'-
MALHEUR COUNTY ABS
THOS. JONES, MAN ,1
JOHN E. JOHNSON & SONS
THE B A N K OF NYS
Owned— Controlled-----Man
Malheur County having an .assessed valuation aggtefpf
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:
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£ Just R eceived—
$193,685.00
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This bank stands for the development and protection of|
So-Bos-So !
commercial interests of this valley.
Your M O N E Y and your IN TER ESTS are
The noted liquid for keep
ing away
lutely safe if placed in the hands of
F L IE S
and
IN SECTS
TH E B A N K
Erotti
H ORSES
N. J. Minton
W. D. Graham
Robert '-'in Gilse
A. G. Kingman
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R E<. I
F.
OF NYSSl
•1. H. H ill, Cashier •
What makes George so Green?
_ v _ he has been out
Because
in the
A little Nyssa boy was born on !
thanksgiving day. and his parents
now have something to be thankful
Card of Thanks.
for every year of his life thank­
Making that famous Slide
W e desire to extend our sin- ful that he was hot born twins
Lives of bald headed men remind
cerest thanks to our friends and
A blind girl recently eloped with
ns.
neighbors, for their kindness
an Ontario real (‘state man. She
and assistance during the sick­ said it wasn't her fault she got W e should choose our wives with
care.
ness and at the funeral of our stung, for she couldn’t see what
Lest departing leave behind
babv. M il A M r s . M. D i n s .
she was getting
Half our natural crop of hair.
B R O O K E & TOML
jlttorneysutU
DRAY
Nyssa
Prof Frank Miller’s Greatest
of all Carnival Aggregations,
Four Days, at
COWS
Talking about a quiet life, our
idea of the real thing is for a deaf
and dumb couple to get married
and go to Caldwell to live.
C IT Y
V. W. Tomlinson
I . Green
H. Walters
Foster?
♦
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T. N. Nelson
Directors.
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Make our Bank Your Bank
SEA SHORE EXCURSION
July 27th.
Via Oregon
Short
Line.
Very low rates to Nnhcotta,
Wash., and return from points
in Idaho and Oregon, with lim it
I of August 11th. Sec agents for
rates and further particulars.
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Oreg