The Gate city journal., June 15, 1911, Image 4

THE: DOCTORS IDEA
Why
Not Be
Comfortable?
CLOSilG
Boydell
Mercantile
Companv
IV Ito
%
rr
F a i r P a t i e n t — D o cto r, w h a t c a n I do
to m a k e t h e f r e c k l e s o n m y f a c e les s
conspicuous?
D o c to r D o em G u d e —G e t s o m e m o r e
f r e c k le s
w
A jouth
d o n ’i f o rg et
your
m anners
J ?nies: b e s u r e t o s a y s o m e t h i n g corn
p l i i n e n t a r y w h e n fh e food is p a s s e d *
H e e n d e a v o r e d to d o so
W hen b u f
te r was served he rem a rk e d pleasant
ly
" T h i s is p r e t t y go od b u t t e r , w h a t
t h e r e is of It.” T h e r e m a r k w a s no t
well r e c e i v e d ; h e s a w t h a t h e h a d
m a d e a m i s t a k e , a n d he e n d e a v o r e d
to r o r r e r t it by s a y i n g . And t h e r e ’s
p l e n t y of it. su c h a s It i s ’’
f
is
W e have a m p l y provided for your ( .»nitori' Uur
p a c k e d w i l l : seasonal»]» goods of all kind', for I > i
G et
re a d y for
the F o u r t h 1 A
Store
folk?
I nderwear, Straw
. ,i;.»i Hutton S h o e s
-•
,ur new line
Cooking Hint.
W h e n e v e r you a r e l a k l n g co o k ies
pin a p iece of m u s l i n o v e r t h e b r e a d
b o ard, s t r e t c h i n g it ti g h t
Flour the
1 m u slin ell, an d you can roll t h e
d o u g h as so ft a n d th in a s you p lease.
A p iece of m u slin a r o u n d t h e rolling
pin is a n o t h e r i m p r o v e m e n t
ol
SUMMER SUITS,
AT
$ 10, $ 12.50, $ 15, $ 16.50, $ 18. $20, $25
A w h isp e r to M am m a an d P a p a !
J u - t t . d a y w.-
c e i v e d f r o m N e w Y o r k C i t y a tin» l i n e o f
have
re.
th e m
L. SPIER
B e t t e r Done in P r i v a te .
A w ell-k n o w n d o cto r, we read , ad-
r i s e s p eo p le to roil t h e e y e s In o r d e r
to s t r e n g t h e n t h e e y e - m u s c l e s
A lit
ti e r isk y , p e r h a p s : fo r if t h i s e x e r
else w e r e c a r e l e s s l y
practiced
in
c r o w d e d r e s t a u r a n t s a n d o t h e r pub­
lic p laces , t h e e y e wo u ld s t a n d a good
c h a n c e of being suddenly blackened
is the best we have to offer. We believe the
first duty of a bank is to protect the funds
of its depositors. Neither the officers nor
the directors of our bank speculate with
their own funds or the funds of the bank.
It is our policy to m aintain our well earned
reputation for safety and conservatism.
Our bank is not only a Home Bank but a
Substantial Bank and protects the interests
of the borrowers as well as the depositors.
We invite your account and assure you
every accommodation that a strong, safe
bank may render.
W ard.
1 ‘K E s n
J . H w.
EXT
•:>
W h e r e T h e y D isa g re e d .
M e y e r b e e r a n d R o s sin i, in s p ite of
all t h e i r r i v a l r i e s , w e r e t h e w a r m e s t
of f r i e n d s
R o s sin i o n c e s a i d : "M ey
erb eer and 1 can nev er ag re e .” W hen
s o m e o n e in s u r p r i s e a s k e d why. he
rep lied
" M e y e r b e e r l ik e s s a u e r k r a u t
b e t t e r t h a n h e d o es m a c a r o n i "
Self-M assage.
T o e n a b l e a p e r s o n t o m a s s a g e him
self w i t h o u t a s s i s t a n c e
there
has
b een p a t e n t e d a n a p p a r a t u s t o b e f a s
t e n e d t o a wall, a d j u s t a b l e t o a n y
h e ig h t, in w h ic h a w h e e l w i t h l e a t h e r
c o v e r e d b a l l s on t h e e n d s of t h e
s p o k e s Is r o t a t e d b y c r a n k s a n d suit
able g ears
If. < AS1IIBB
• • o
I. COOK
A. V COOK
&
COOK B R O T H E R S
Q u e e n s l a n d ’s S h e e p Q u een .
E. J o w e t t e . o n e of Q u e e n s l a n d ’s bes t
known sq u a tte rs, has about ten sheep
s t a t i o n s In Q u e e n s l a n d , a n d s h e a r s
o v e r 1,000,000 sheep. On o n e of t h e
st a ti o n s . K v n u n a . h e s h e a r s 200,000,
a n d h e h a s Just b o u g h t
tw o other
sheep sta tio n s.— London S tan d ard
(ÌENEI34L IlLAt.h.SMI I II.H
Morse S h o e i n g a S p e c i a l t y
A l l w o r k g u a r a n t e e d . G i v e tie a c a l l .
L o c a t e d on F i r s t S r e e t in N yssa , Or eg on
li S i ; -
•
•
•
•
DRY GOODS, GENTS
FURNISHINGS, GRO­
CERIES, ETC.
Must be sold regardless o f cost.
0 - j
S aved th e Sham rock.
Goo d Idea.
M ic h ael D o n n e lly , t w e n t y tw o . an
Ja c k lla rd u p (w tth unw onted enthu­
I r i s h I m m i g r a n t q u a r a n t i n e d In C lev e
s i a s m ) — "By J o v e !
I se c t h a t so m e
l a n d . O., f o r sm a ll p o x , w h e n told t h a t fello w la t a l k i n g a b o u t i n t ro d u c i n g a
all of hi* p e r s o n a l effe cts m u s t b e bill I n to t h e h o u s e m a k i n g It a m is­
b u r n e d , s u c c e e d e d In
i n d u c in g
t h e d e m e a n o r t o s e n d a n n o y i n g l e t t e r s to
sh a m ro ck j anybody
V ery c l e v e r Idea, t h a t
I'll
h e a l t h officials to e x e m p t
b s h a d b r o u g h t w i t h him
h a v e m y t a i l o r lo c k e d u p for six
i m onths, by J o v a t"
No A d v a n c e m e n t.
E x p e r t s In
B razilian
agriculture
u n i t e In af firm in g t h a t
m e t h o d s of
I g r o w i n g to b acco , g a t h e r i n g »Jj^, o . c p
| a n d c u r i n g It h a v e c h a n g e d li t t le . If at
j all, s i n c e t h e d a y s o f t h e e a r l y colo­
nist. t w o c e n t u r i e s a g o
Practically
n o w h e r e Is t h e r e a n y Idea of tillin g
| t h e soil a n d c u l t i v a t i n g t h e c r o p w t ’h
an I n s t r u m e n t m o r e m o d e r n t h a n th e
sp a d e
Must E v e r Be Befo re Us.
T a k i n g a C h a n ce.
But. w e r e all Its r e p r e s e n t a t i o n s of
" W h a t I w an t," said th e young mao,
R e a s o n a s R e g u la to r .
o b jects, d e e d s a n d m en , w h ic h a r e
" I s t o g et m a r r i e d a n d h a v e a p e a c e ­
R i g h t l y em p lo y e d , t h e r e a s o n Is n o t j out of t h e r a n g e of o u r s l g h t s o b l l t “c r
ful. q u i e t h o m e " " W e l l , ” sa id t h e a c h e c k t o piety, b u t Is Its r e g u l a t o r
th o m oat
thc
>nd
w i d o w e r of e c o u p le, " s o m e t i m e « It
It c h a s t . n s a n d r e fin e s t h e flame of j htatory wouM no n,o r e
,
0(jr
w o r k s t h a t w ay . a n d t h e n a g a i n t o r n »
d e v o t i o n In t h e h u m a n h e a r t , but does m a „ r l a , gen s e s thlU) t h , , c e
d
t i m e s It's l i k e Joinin' e d e b a t i n ' so ­
. n o t p u t It o u t . - W e n d t e
af fa irs o f o t h e r p l a n e t .
c i e t y . " — TU-Rlta.
SALE STAKES AT OME
Fixtures for Sale
HE
WAS
SUCCEEDING
RIGHT
C a p it
P ro tit
D e poi
Resei
H
J
W ai
H. J. W
J o h n Ri
O n th e m
and
LOCAI
Dr.
Gcolt"/. h
the* O j s '
Wigwam Flou i
THE FLOUR
OF QUALITY
20;
Sack
A uy (me needing mita wheat o r eli P | > | h i | feed of any kind.
Photic nr write the I arma Milling and Elevai.a
I anna
PACIFIC COAST EXCURSIONS
TIME EXTENDED
Via
O regon g h o rt
s !""••¡.'ll In » ' r o u n d
L in e .
tu p
r a te s
to
t . c i o i i s I 'n e i l i i - U’o a s t | k »i1 1 1.- d u r i n g
thi m o n t h s of M a y . J u n e a n d d n l \
" ill. long Limit»
S . .- ant t j s
L A w nt for inti-i, and furthe r
particulars
ft-30
I III lit it N O T I C E S ,
b e i l i i(|is|
l.piscdpai
For M aking Applic ¡tion Tori
Carey Act La !.
< >u account of .a
iiing t h e survey.
j Dhecton» o f Dm
I 1 1 .ugntioii District
• nivy*Act Law. ho»;.
0 . i'll.
lunst I» in .and
I-
fore that flute
C h u rria
H« xm . E. Besa , vasto
H o n s o r Wo. s a t . .
Preachin ......... 1 I Mo a. lai . 8.(10 p. m
llillle Seh-xil .....................
Ep ' orth Le» » »•.................
Braver M.etin ' Thi mdav.
Aid, Alti mat. Wednesdays.
Too Much Ruhh i«h
It Is a b le s se d t h i n g in d eed t h a t
n o n e of us c a n t a k e o u r r u b b i s h to
a n o t h e r world, for If we could s o m e
of t h e m a n y m a n s i o n s wou ld be little
b e t t e r t h a n l u m b e r ro o m » - J e a n In
gelow
su re fnm g
A s c i e n t i s t s a y s t h a t p eo p le wou ld
h a v e m o r e s e n s e If t h e y di d n o t w e a r
hats
Ves, a n d h u s b a n d s wou ld b a v e
m ore dollars
C h a rlesto n News and
C ourier
T ru e W is d o m .
W is d o m Is j u d g m e n t g r o u n d e d u p o n
t h e v a l u e of thing, a n d n o t on t h e
co m m o n o p inion of t h e m
O. S . L.
Li.
T im e T a b le .
east
( h ristia n E n d e a v o r...............7:15 p. ui.
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G are City Iasi:-* V e _'I y j
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I m .-day e v e n i n g a t S o ' c l o c k ttliarp
’ i G b t b r o t h e r s a l w a y s w elco m e.
.1 M Duncan. N (i
H
I’rcs
•• a s I;. N ew
M . I». M Al!l II. S e c .
I ir»t P r e s b y t e r i a n C l i u r r h .
A. I: C V .. UI K, J.V'TOH
Hori.s o r wo;.smi :
11 :! a. m., S:>Op. ni.
I V a r i m i ......... 11:!»'
S-Oiday S trail.....................|
* 'rvx-k' t i . V« •
S m a l l C a p it a l fo r M a t r i m o n y .
F i n e d $!> f o r b e g g i n g , J o h n M u r p h y ,
a New Y ork t e a m s t e r , w a s a s k e d if h e
h a d t h i s su n ):
If I h a d t h a f m u c h
I'd g e t m a r r i e d , " h e r e p lie d .
tan
n ii .
P o n y .................
Through Train
Pony
Fast iV.ail
■** N lt f h !
P rtS S C Ilirer
*:21 A. M.
! :»58 P. M.
r. : : tô p. M.
I 1
A. M
:l 11 A VI
W E s I Bill Ml
2-5 Pony
5 TliroitRli -P.i
27 Pony
t ie», I
Fast M a il
Î Nidht I’
m u
r( r
Mayor L. C
Valley wras
i'ne muniotpal
Those Boys
Spier’s, are t
hot spell. T
irons New Yoi
For light-w
in eitlier Uni
| Suits, or soft,
¡Spier's is tho
Thos. Nelsoi
N. J. Minton a
I son went to Be
j day, on a bush
trip, and will i
H ank Fields
from the Sharj
concrete builc
Messrs, vau Q
near the depot
Dr. J. S. My<
companied by
Eugene O. Leo
was in Nyssa
for real estate i
A. Glenn, a
¡Alberson, in tl
Iry, was in Nys
ioine down to
loles at Vale a
■ re e k .
1). P. D eart
lessor for Malh
Em in Nyssa
ristering va
lity and the su
listricts.
m
' III' I 'lilt f< ' f i l i n g ,( .|
« z r » ^ . i t o n o f ¡ ,| .¡
li.
F o w ls of t h e Air.
"When I o r d e r p o u l t r y f ro m you
a g a i n . " aid t h e m a n w h o q u a r r -Is
w ith b i s g r o c e r , "I d o n 't w a n t you to
r e n d m e a n y of t h o s e a e r o p l a n e ch ick
etis " “ W h a t
k in d d o you m e a n ? "
' T h e so rt t h a t a r e all w in g s a n d ma
c h l n e r y a n d n o m e a t . " — Goo d H o u s e
keeping
none as e In
and
ASK YOUR MERCHANTS FOR IT
• ■ i-
y g f j : à ,1
In e v i t a b l e
"D ey alu n o u s e lalkin" to a worn
sc
said C h a r c o a l Ept. as he e m e r g e d
f* ir.
d isi u t e w ith Mrs C h a r c o a l
"SI - d o n e b o u n d !’ git y" wld w e e p i n
S( I -on mah yo" wid a flatiron, b u lie v e
me
H an m e de h o s s l i n i m e n t . Mis
tah J a c k s o n ' " —B a l t i m o r e S u n
l ; oth I
$ 1.35 _
h R
W e e k s — Well. C o u n t, ho w d o you
;lke o u r l a n g u a g e ?
i be C o u n t — l like e e i no t von b eet
in su ch r o t you call ze tact. I h a t e ze
language
i£et I could I vou ld m u r
d e r - r r - r ze .n n g u a g e !
W e e k * — 'Veil, d o n 't
wrv-ry Coun t
You re su c c e e d i n g ail r ig h t
None
Attend the
vat at the
Nyssa, June 2
Harold Vahl
ows, Idaho, the
of the Eagle fo
fp.r a few weej
Beusott.
ALL
Ut Br
M i s t a k e n K in d n e s s.
P e r m i t t i n g r e l a t i v e s o r fo n d f r i e n d s
t o g ive a child s w e e t m e a t s Is m i s t a
ken k i n d n e s s In m a n y h o m e s of r e ­
fin e m e n t c h i l d r e n a r e t a u g h t n o t to
a c c e p t o f fe r in g s of t h i s n a t u r e
The
e a r l y y e a r s of d e v e l o p m e n t d e p e n d so
m a t e r i a l l y u p o n s t r i c t diet.
BANK
.......................................
Consisting of
D eer Going to School.
Children
attending
the
C e n te i
sch o o l in B a r h a m s t e d , C o n n ., w e r e as
to u n d e d , a s well a s t h e t e a c h e r , th«
o t h e r d a y . to s e e d e e r a t t h e sc hool
h o u s e w in d o w s . T h e s e s s i o n w a s te m
p o r a ri l y I n t e r r u p t e d t o p e r m i t t h e pu
pils t o c o u n t t h e h e r d , w h i c h n u m
b e r e d 24
Capital Stock Paid in Cash $25,000.00
NY SS A OREGON
H. .1.
Loan
( )verc
Bank
Duo I
Cash
over tin! Boyilt
M a n 's M u s c u la r F o rc e
A m a n Is w e a k e s t in t h e m o r n in g ,
l a s t a f t e r r i s i n g f ro m bed. O u r m u s ­
c u l a r f o r c e is g r e a t l y i n c r e a s e d by
b r e a k f a s t , b u t it a t t a i n s i t s h i g h e s t
p o i n t a f t e r t h e m id -d ay m eal. It t h e n
s i n k s f o r a few h o u r s , r i s e s
again
tow a!
v e n in g , b u t s t e a d i l y d e c l i n e s
fro m
t to m o r n in g .
Or egon
MALHEUR COUNTY
At th
in to
It C o m e s F ro m P aris.
Q uite the new est d ining
fad
in
P a r i s is to h a v e e v e r y t h i n g of th€
v er y s i m p l e s t .
P o u r s i m p l e b u t, of
c o u r s e , e x q u i s it e l y s e r v e d d i s h e s take
t h e p l a c e of t h e u su a l lo n g d i n n e r , and
t h e t a b l e d e c o r a t i o n c o n s i s t s of a c r y s
tal o r c u t g l a s s bowl of v io le ts
Th«
effe ct is ch a r m i n g .
BOYS’ WASH SUITS!
P re ttie s t von ever saw .
N o t lii^li in p ric e .
W e sell
a t S I .*>0. $ 1 . 5 0 . $ 2 2 5 a S u i t .
B e t t e r see th e m soon.
Ny ssa
r wo i n e s .
g o i n g o u t t o hi* f l r v
f
"Sr*?,
IV I
a n < l l i t t l e f o l k s , fool Shirts. h r c c z v
H a t s , e l e g a n t hot weather Shn. - I.
i n l o w a n d h i g h cut.
Subiti
THE ENTIRE STOCK OF THE
u l
'W ,
MAI
I
Tough Com bination.
l ’iol».tbl) t h e r e in n o e o n . . n a t l o
e a r t h h a r d e r t o live w ith t h a n
a r t i s t i c t e m p e i a m e n t so n - in a I
cold
G alveston New s
N o t th e W o rst.
"John
t h e Janitor'.-» s o n w h i p p e d
C hinese V accin atici
Jim m y today
‘W e l l t h a t ' s n o g r e a t
A f o rm
of
vaccinate
against
calam ity
Suppose
Jim m y
b a d - s m a ll p o x lias b o r n p r n c t i r- l
by (be
w h ip p e d t h e j a n i t o r ' s s o n ? "
Chines»- s i n c e a n c i e n t t i m e s
Cieorge Greet
H ,<• third inter«
Opera House b
ock in the Ba
lie 40-acre ri
[bos. Nelson, n
[mu which A
|ow residiut;.
1 Cashier J. H.
eur county ban
from a t
Te he attem
inkers associal
ise Monday h
hankers asso
ig of the mat
inkers situatec
^e, a lid of ne
lsiderahle vol
I both states,
Ikeep in close
iking interei
th e line.