The Gate city journal., December 08, 1910, Image 4

Sm ith will pay you
the following
price». He does
not charge commis­
sion.
D ressed P o rk ,.
D ressed V e a l ..
S iv e C h ic k e n s
M a r k e t P r ic e
Address all shipment«
F R A N K L . S M I T H M E A T CO.
“F ig h tin g th e B e e f T r u s t“
PO RTLA N D , OREGON
Lem on
fro m
th e
P a s t.
Macduff had amputated Macbeth's
head.
"I didn’t mind his talking to me a s
If I were an old hen,” explained M ac­
duff; "but I couldn’t stand his hideous
profanity. There’s already too much
$f it on the s t a g e ! ”
Feeling that he had done his duty,
4e then took a layoff.
r u « ( Proof.
Sim » years ago a well known Lon­
don solicitor, recently deceased, suc­
cessfully defended a «nan charged with
burglary, and a few days later there
came by post a valuable gold hunter
watch, with an inscription to the effect
that It was a gift from a certain Lon­
don society, presumably of doubtful
practices.
Years afterward the so­
licitor had the watch stolen from his
waistcoat pocket, but It came back to
him by post with a letter of apology,
stating that "we never rob one of our
pals."—London Answers.
Spring Humors
B U IL T ON QUICKSAND.
C la liu in ir
th e
I£ x clu « lv e
C re d it.
Editor—Miggles, that was a good
Idea of yours to interview the sausage
manufacturers as to what they thought
of the wholesomeness of a mixed diet.
I t was a regular Inspiration.
New Reporter—E r—no, Mr. Bumble;
the idea was exclusively my own.
N e v e r H um * D o w n .
Bacon— Why doesn’t some budding
genius build a clock that won’t run
down.
Egbert— Why, how could he?
“Build It on the principle of the gas
m eter!"— Yonkers Statesman.
A large railroad in Brazil will send
four mechanics to the United Statea
each six months to serve In the factory
of the concern from which the road
buys Its locomotives.
TH E KEYSTONE
i TO HEALTH J
A
IS
L
M o re S u g n r S c a n d a l.
The Grocer’s Wife— Ach! no, my
child, ve cannot to de beach go In de
▼inter; but ven de gustomers have
went away, you may take your iddle
pail und shofel and play mit de granu­
lated suenr.”—Harrier's Maarazine.
MONEY
H O W TO M A K E I T
OIL
SEN D FO R PR O SPEC TU S
H T G R A V IT Y O IL C O M P A N Y
4 0 4 S t o r y B u ild in g
L o s A n g e l e s , C a l.
COFFEE!
TEA SPICES
now do you keep your razor
sharp?’’
“Easy enough.
I hide it
where my wife can’t find it."—Cleve­
land Plain Dealer.
The most rem arkable piece of en­
gineering on the Pekin-Hankow Rail-
mad, China's Iron backbone, Is Yellow
•lver bridge. Outside America It Is the
argest of Its kind In the world. It
measures almost two miles from end
’.o end and Is constructed entirely of
iteel. There Is no stream which shifts
its bed more than Yellow river. It Is
:alled China's sorrow, and Is said to
lave changed Its course no less than
nine times within the past 20 centu­
ries, each time choosing a different
mouth by which It enters the Bea. At
the last great flood, when the waters
forsook their bed, many millions were
Irowned.
The bed of Yellow river Is of quick,
land, so deep that It was Impossible to
rse any masonry In constructing the
bridge. Steel tubes were sunk In place
jf the ordinary concrete pillars and
these were Joined together by steel
sands. There are eight of these steel
tubes, each of which goes 50 feet down
Into the bed of the river. Other steel
tubes extend down from 33 to 45 feet.
The arches of the bridge have a span
if 65 feet, where the current is strong-
sst, and of 98 feet In other places. The
iteel plies, or tubes, have been filled
with cement to give them strength,
»nd rock and stones have been sunk
»round their bases to solidify their
foundations.
The stones were first dropped down
into the river without any support and
were carried away by the quicksand.
Later m ats made of the branches of
trees, bound together with wire, were
let down around the plies and the
itones dropped upon them. In this
way tons of stone have been moired
i a suoh rafts about each pile and they
have made the bridge as firm as
though the piles were bedded In con-
arete. The bridge was put up In a
year and a half, and on the opening
lay a train of 21 cars passed over it
without causing a perceptible vibra­
tion.
FASHION HINTS
o f th e n e e p e m s
H at« Cleaned « Ml
»SS H r. T riami,if,
,« m « s » l-U d ie , si
modeled. Sc poni.,
la>f: b.i t o j 3 1 s
L a S t. Portland.
giving!
uva you Ducks to sell?
you liras«« to sell!
you Chickens to a.
,« into communication
*
Addre
fR A N K L S M 1 T
• T t g h t ln g t h e B
PO RTLA N D ,
PIP E REPAIRING
Ofemyducrin'isa by a a l AMBER.BR 1ER
•ad MEERSCHAUM. Artncal Cul«»« » " a
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92 limit jlfMl
jOPWriTOGO WITH
I-II.-.I VAS
Ufe your teeth out ard n
Jr fo r out-of-town pui
fridge work in ona day
REDUCE THE COST OF U1
use C R E S C E N
BAKING POWDE
25c. FULL POUND
T r ia l B o ttle
Frwo B y
x a n T o n ’i r a w i-» w r t n s c e a * tn e “ V ff
Into a c tiv ity by g e n tle m ethods. T h ey de
n ot sco u r, g rip e o r w eaken. T h ey a re a
tu u lc -to th e sto m a ch , liv er en d n erv es}
In v ig o ra te In stead o f w eaken .
T h ey en ­
ric h th e blood and en a b le th e sto m ach to
g e t a ll tb e n ou rish m en t fro m food th a t Is
p u t in to It. T h ese p ills co n ta in no ca lo ­
m e l! th ey a re a o oth tn g , h e a lin g and s tim ­
u la tin g . F o r s a le b y a ll d r u g g is ts In 10c
and 25c slsos. I f yon need m edical ad ­
vice, w rite M u n yo n 's D octors. T h ey w ill
advise to th e b e s t o f th e ir a b ility a b s o ­
lutely fre e o f C h a rg e. M U N YON ’8.
an d Je ffe rs o n B is., P h ila d e lp h ia , P a .
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Send 10c for trial package
S T E IN W A Y
3 4 2 1 Washini
Por
*t flypot nnd trnnsf
K e e p in g Young
Here la a receipt to
Lwell: Find an occ
[with all your hoar
I and act Justly t<
L h you are surroun
[¡¡¡lowed, will lnsui
L sound health, an
U a woman of foi
[¡fifteen years yoi
I
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IT suffer with ey
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Qlory In Doing (
me reason so man]
Uented and happy
because they do nt
lit Never be satlsf
A Beautiful Book TREE
This beautiful booklet, containing 7 5 splendid pho­
togravures of the world’s most celebrated musicians,
may be had free upon request, providing the follow­
ing questions are answ ered. We wiU also send free
a copy of “ Old Favorite Songs.”
W hen?
Nam e
Poor health can nearly
always be traced to a dis­
ordered stomach, weak
kidneys, sluggish liver or
constipated Dowels. The
Bitters acts directly on
these organs, making them
strong and healthy. Try it.
K A S P A R IL L A
Address
The
R eal
Q u e s tio n .
L ittle Bessie—Mamma, how’ll I
know when I ’m naughty?
Mother—Your conscience will tell
you, dear.
L ittle Bessie— I don’t care about
what it tells me—will It tell you?—
Harper's Monthly.
Q u ito a D lffe p e u c e .
flu tc h e r
M a g ic .
A b u t c h e r ’s a m a g ic ia n ,
S o m e o f h is f e a t s a r e big ;
H e c a n c u t o ff a p ig ’s ta il
A n d t h o n r e t a i l th e pig.
- K a n s a s C i t y T im e s .
N ot a
SPRIN G
IT W I L L Cl
Aa25-cent vial. I f it fail
lyour money. Munyon’s,
¡N YO N * S RM tU M
TRATE MUS
D lt K n v i d n s .
U n c l e Z e k e , w h o s e In flu e n tia l ri
t l v e w a s s h o w i n g h im
th ro u g h
t r e a s u r y d e p a r t m e n t a t W ash ln g l
w a s w a t c h i n g a n e x p e r t en g ra v e r
w o rk .
•
" W e l l , ” h e s a i d , “ e v e r y m an to
tr a d e . I d o n ’t s u p p o s e I co u ld lea ri
do t h a t In a y e a r . ”
“Women have all the best of I t "
"Yes, never going to smoke again.”
"How do you make that out?"
This sterling household remedy ha« “Then why don’t you throw away
O O S S E T fl DEVERS
poaruND. ore .
I
"W ell, nearly every_ day some m il­
a been recognized as i the best and those cigars?” "Never, I threw away
long
tafest Blood Purifier, the most successful a box of good cigars the last time I
lionaire marries a poor actress, but
prescription for sprin| humors and such
you never hear of an heiress marrying
liaordera of the bloo as boils, pimples. quit smoking, and It taught me a les­
a poor actor.”— Detroit Free Press.
pustules,
sores and cutaneoui son."
“The way to run this country," said
jruptions. K:\sparilla is admitted to bt
he best remedy for that lack of energy the egotist, "Is to put thoroughly wise,
$ 3 .0 0 ,S 3 .5 0 ,$ 4 .0 0 & $ 5
ind the peculiar debility so prevalent capable, alert, anu honest men In con­
lurihg the close of winter and the opening trol of affairs.” "Y es.” answered Mis3
Union
O L I
So»*’ i
The
fashion
of
very
sheer
over-dresses
Made
O s a ^ J ' S G . O $2.00 i
if spring. Fo r derangements of the di Cayenne, “but what are we going to
mi
t / S I Thin wondeful man has
or
tunics,
combined
with
heavier
materi­
festive organs it is a natural corrective,
W . L . D o u g la s
^
-N
made a life study o f the
operating directly upon the liver and ali do? There’s only one of you.”— Wash­ als, is exceedingly pretty, if used in good
V/T properties o f Roots,
shoes are worn / r
“Cascarets are certainly fine. I gave a friend
taste. Q
K
H erbs and Barks, ami
nentary canal, gently but persistently ington Star.
by more men limn /
ync when the doctor was treatin g him for cancer
is Kivinsr the world the
The sketch shows a rose foulard, af
itimulating a healthy activity.
Iti
any other make, l
Cholly— The deuce, old chap; I
the stomach. Tk> next m orning he passed
W
benefit of his services.
beneficial influence extends, however, tc cawnt go to the party. I have no col- polka-dotted in black, and having a tunic four pieces of a tape worm. He then got a t>ox
(# ?
of black chiffon, the hem being embroid­ »nd in three days he passed a tape-worm 4 0 fee t B E C A U S E :
No Mercury, Poisons
•very portion of the system, aiding in tli< lah button.
Reggie— Go across the
Ion*. It was Mr. Matt Freck. of Millersburg,
W.L. Douglas »3.00 (
I
^
ered in rose, as is also the vest.
o r ^ rugs Used. No
processes of digestion and assimilation ol
Dauphin Co., Pa. I am quite a w orker for Casca-
H t ld
s i l o e s Hr«* )
'iiur-iW*-
buy some, deah fellow.
p O p e r a t i o n s or Cutting
•nod. promoting
n r o m n tin tr f a t w
h o le s o m e , n
a tu r a l street and
retfc. I use them m yself and fiud them beneficial
:ood,
wholesome,
natural
tl»*»
lo w e st
rice, . p r J f& l. .V
%
ior most anv disease caused by Impure blood.”
q u a lity
c«M»al«MiitMi, '■¿JM&L
ippetite, correcting sour stomach, bad Cholly— But I caawnt. Nobody has my
G uarantees to cu re Ckitarrh, Asthma, Lunar,
F a ith f u l to I lls T r u s t.
Chas. E. Condon, I^ewiston, Pa., (Mifllin CoJ
In th e w o rld .
Stom ach and Kidney troubles, und all Privato
measurements
except
my
tailah,
dont-
□reath, irregularities of the bowels, con-
\V.I«.l>outfln«4 ifii.no
Disea-sen o f M n anil Women.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good.
I was waiting near the elevator In
iti pat ion and the long list of troubles cherknow.— Life.
nnd
fto.OO
sh o e s
"0
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
A SU RF. C A N CER C U R E
e
q
u a l, In y le , lit a n d M W ? * '
/
the
factory
building
for
my
friend
to
directly
traceable
to
those
unwholesome
10c, 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The tren-
J u s t received from Pekin, China—safe, sure
Mr. Dubbs (w ith a newspaper) —
w e a r , o il i e r m a k e s SSV
/\
uine
tablet
stamped
C
C
C.
Guaranteed
to
conditions.
Kasparilla
dispels
drowsi­
come
down
when
i
noticed
a
small
boy
and reliable. U ..failin g in its works.
rust I Hi; *n .o o to wa.no.
I
It
tells
here,
my
dear,
how
a
pro­
cure
or
your
money
back.
I f you cannot call, w rite for symptom blank
ness, headache, backache and despond­
Fast Color Eyelets.
vd ’
sitting In one corner of the hall hold
and circular. Inclose 4 cen ts in stamps,
ency due to inactivity of the liver, gressive New York woman makes her lng a large, thick sandwich. Ho eyed
T h r g e n u in e h a v e W . 1 «. D o u g la s n am e at
s t a m p e d o n t h e b o t t o m . T n k *1 > «* H iiiu *
CONSULTATION TREE
kidneys and digestive tract.
I t is a social calls by telephone. Mrs. Dubbs
A s k y o u r d e a le r t o r W . L . D o u g la s shoes. If
n o t f o r s a le in y o u r t o w n w r it e f o r M a il O rd e r <
strengthening tonic of the highest value. — Progressive. Huh! She’s probably the sandwich lovingly for a long time,
y iv i ii K f u l l d ir e c t io n s h o w t o o r d e r by m a il,
The
then
he
carefully
lifted
off
tha
top
me— not a decent thing to wear.—
o rd e r e d d ir e c t f r o m f n - t o r y d e liv e r e d to the
T H E BEST
M EDIC INE like
162Mi first St., co r. Morrison, Portland, Or.
i l l c h a r g e s p r e p a id . VV. L . D o u g la s , lir o e k lo i
slice of bread, took out a piece of dill
Boston Transcript.
Will Find Speedy Relief and
H o y t C h em ic a l C o . 1’ortland, Oregon
Absolute Cure by Using the
In a written exam ination on astron­ pickle, ate It, and replaced all as be­
omy one of the questions was, “W hat fore. In a few seconds he again r e
W e ju s t T r e a tm e n t
happens when there Is an eclipse ol moved the top piece, extracted a piece
(Bicones locally; -blots internally.)
I X i?
’
the moon?” A student with rather a of pickle and a piece of meat and r e
o f the year to
It is an honest reliable treatment used
jroar tenth oat
good knack of getting out of a dlffl- placed the top. Again and again the
by phyaici.Tns everywhere every day in all
p l a t e and b:
w o rk done. Foi
cases of inflammations, ulcers, discharges,
A great many people performance was repeated until all the
culty wrote
of-town patron
irregularities, nervous symptoms, etc.
flnikh p f s ts
pickle and almost all the meat were
come out to look at It."
O N E M O N TH T R E A T M E N T $ 1 .0 0
as c o o l an d w h ite a s a d a iry . N o s m e ll, n o s m o k e ,
“W hat’s that party kicking about?" gone, the sandwich, however, appear­
At Druggists or Sent Direct Prepaid.
no h e a t, n o d u s t. N o o ld -fa s h io n e d c o n tr iv a n c e s . T h e said one New Yorker. "Oh. ha’s ons ing Intact as at the beginning.
W E J U S T R E M E D Y CO.
’•Why don’t you eat up your sand
F o r e s t G ro v e , Or.
of those guys who are lusky and don’t
wlch
and
not
pick
at
It
In
that
way?”
know It,” replied the othsr. "H e cams
here on a round-trip tick«* from Phil­ I asked the boy, with some curiosity.
"W hy,” he answered, looking up
adelphia and lost the return coupon."
with great Innocence, "It ain ’t my
—Washington Bvening Star.
" I ’m sura,” said ths Interviewer, sandwich."— Woman’s Home Com pan-
“the public would be Interested to
know the secret of your success."
A feature o f-th e winter season In
la the latest practical, scientific cook-stove. It will cook the most “Well, young m an." replied the cap­ Quebec Is a competition for the best
tain of Industry, "th e secret of my
elaborate dinner without heating the kitchen.
success has been my ability to keep It snow statue to be made in Dufferin
terrace, directly opposite the Chateau
Boils, bakes, or roasts better than any range. Ready in a second. j a secret.’’— Sacred Heart Review.
Frontenac. Snow lends itself admlr-
“I’d
hate
to
be
a
m
illionaire."
"Extinguished in a second. Fitted with Cabinet Top, with collapsible
"Gosh!
Why?”
"W
ell,
m
illionaires
p pm«, tests, towel rack, and every up-to-date
_
“ ¿ ¿ S r - ’ f 5 feature imaginable. You want it, be- i are always getting letters threatening
, j
causa it will cook any dinner and not ! them with all sorts of horrible fatoe
unless they Immediately pay the writ­
*7 j
best the room. No heat, no smell,
vwHfcSil •
Yfá
no !'mo't f .no coal to hring In, no ashes
ers large sums of money."
"T h a t’s be M. Paul Chevre, of Paris, who is
to carry out. It d o e s away with tha ! nothing. I get Just such letters on the sculptor of the Champlain statue
H E X w r itin g to ad vel
\ m L .
£ '£ Z i ¿ t | s V
drudgery of cooking, and makes It a
m e n t i o n t h i s p n p a r.
the f rst of every month."—Cleveland on Dufferin terrace. M. Chevre la
B i j l l il’f i i i W R
M .'l
pleasure. Wom«n with the light touch
■pending
several
weeks
In
Quebec
at
lot pastry e s p e c ia lly appreciate it, be- I Leader.
CRIMSON W I N T E R R H U B A R B
"W hy," asked the Judge, "do yon the chateau. The Chateau Frontena«
X Ífilfl M l
cause they can Immediately have a
U -50 Par Dosan.
«6.00 Par Hundred.
MO 00 Per Thousand
think your husband Is dead? Ton offers a purse of |50 la gold to the
k
quick fire, simply by turning a handle.
* a r .o K :
__.
No half-hour preparation. It not only
say you haven’t heard from him for aoulptor of the best snow statue and
J.
«oaciaitai
P a sa d e n a ,C a lifo rn ia
lí® S i r*®f IK3v
*esa trouble than cosh hut It cost*
mure uiau a ) i w . Du you consider two other prises, each of $26 in gold,
L , I X_ i
less. Absolutely no smell, no smoke ¡
that reasonable proof that he has are offered by business firms.
a l f i l [/ 4» .
"^4
and it doesn't heat the k itch en .
SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST
1 passed out of existence?" "Tea, youf
T b e W a y S h e D re a a e d H im .
The nickel finish, with the turquoise
honor. If he was still alive he’d be
"W hat do yon want to be when you
blue ot the enameled chimneys, makea
askin’ me to send him money.”—Chi­
the stove ornamental and attractive.
grow up?” was asked of a small boy
cago Record-Herald.
S
m i ...
Portland
Seattle
Spoken«
Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners | tha 2
Cincinnati Tourist (who, for thn by the visitor.
and 3-burner stoves can be had with
Ask for Their Good» and
"Oh," sold he, ”1 want to be a man,
first time, baa Just entered a restaur­
faeltaearv Note : Re eure
ant In P a ris)— Have you ordered? St. but I think mamma wants me to be
you gat thia stove—ses
E v ery dealer e v e ry w h ere; If n ot a t yowvw
that ^ h a n«ma-p1«!s
Louis Tourist (who has reached the a lady.”— Ladles' Home Journal.
w rit« for D escriptiva Circular to th e near set
reads “Naw Parfactioa.”
agency of th a
table some minutes before, and who
You often hear people cay of a sick
looks up from a French bill of far«)
I —Yes. Cincinnati Tourist— What did man • “Hie will power U keeping him
you order? 8t. Louis Tourist (Impa­ alive." Nothing in It. When you can't
tien tly)— How do I know?— Chicago get your breath, will power won't keep ihey Will Secure You Many Uaeful
MAR**
vou alive.
Dally News.
C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
T U R K
l«r« ï * any Turkey«
Do you expect to buy a Plano ?
BAKING POWDER
- EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHT
r ia l s
R e m a r k a b le P ie c e o f E o g ln c s r i s s on
C h ln e a e R a ilr o a d .
"How TUlle’s clothes hang about
Come to most people and cause many her! Why, they don’t fit at all.” "B u t
troubles,—pimples, bolls and other think how much worse she would look
eruptions, besides loss of appetite, that If they did.”— Life.
tired feeling, biliousness, indigestion
Guest— Gracious!
W hat long legs
and headache.
the new waiter has! Host— Yes, I en­
The sooner you get rid of them the gaged him specially for the diners who
better, and the wny to get rid of them are in a hurry.— Meggendorfer Blatter.
and to build up the system Is to take
Miss Kidder— S ’sh! Carrie has dyed
I'h y M io io tr i«»nl.
her hair black. Don’t tell anybody.
“Effle,” said Margie, who was labor­
The Spring Medicine par excellence Miss A skltt— Is It a secret? Miss Ktd-
iously spelling words from a first read­
er, “how can I tell which Is a ‘d’ and as shown by unequaled, radical and der— Y es; she wants to k eeD it d a r k .
permanent cures.
which Is a ‘b?’ ”
Get It today In usual liquid form or
“Why,” replied Effle, wisely, "the chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs.
*d’ has its tummy on Its back.”— Tit-
An aeroplane developed by Japanese
B its.
army officers Is said to maintain a
M others w ill And Mrs. W inslow 's Soo th in g speed of sixty-eight miles an hour for
Sy ru p th e b e s t rem edy to use for th e ir ch ild ren considerable distances, the best that
d u rin g th e te e th in g period .
has yet been done In the history of
aerial navigation.
H o o d ’s S a r s a p a r i l l a
T
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