6 **«*# # *«*# *«# # *a
for Dressed Veal
-,L
It, und
ho w ill pay
lirooood Pork.
for i U » v e ' ' Thicken«
lie for
. V.
íle dos. for rr e a h L e a».
0l charro commission. You r e t
0^ , , when you sh ip to Sm ith.
Teacher— What Is ignorance Bobby?
Bobby—Ignorance Is when you don't
know anything and somebody finds It
NB U S M IT H M E A T CO.
—nun* t h e B e e f T r u s t"
‘JU T L A N D . O REGO N
INESS COLLEGE
AND MORRISON. PORTLAND, OREGON
i AMSTRONG.
LL
P R IN C IP A L
hiirh -stan d ard com mercial
lbs Northwest. T eachers h av in g both
mJ professional ex p erien ce q u a lify stu-
l u c c e i s , by in d iv id u a l instructio n if
ffl s short tim e an d a t sm all expense,
for sstch as soon a s com petent. Open all
Catalogue, busin esa form a and pen*
Write today — th ere la m oney in it.
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siûÂL y
OF
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DAI M C U I «UNIVERSITY Of OREGON)
Standard
T h o ro u g h C o u rses
Wins Sept. 12. 1 •
F or catalogue ad-
4
How
1 1 have
Into the
waking
He Did It.
been 20 years trying
house late at night
my wife, and last
me.
Small Johnny—Mamma. I can’t tell
a lie. I took a piece of pie from the
pantry and gave It to a poor little boy
who was nearly starved. Mamma—
That's right, dear. And did the poor
little fellow eat It? Small Johnny—
I You bet I did.
"See here, young man,” said the
| stern parent, "why is It that you are
[ alw iys behind in your studies?” "Be-
cau. e,” explained the youngster, “if I
warn t behind I could not pursue
them.”
FASHION HINTS
lu c c e e d e d .”
I beard she w as
r the summer “
at ths
aw ay
Tents, Awnings, Sails
Cots, Hammocks,
Canvas and Covers
1 nr 1.000 a t factnrv ptioOO
PACIFIC TIN I AND AWNING CO.
27 N. FirHt S t., l'urtlun<i, Or.
KODAK
S U P P L I E S
otaloguea and lite ra tu re . Developing
Ting. Mail order» giv en prompt attention
T T
Q
an d
Portland P h o t o S u p p l y C o .
Street
* (
PORTLAND. ORE.
HILL MI LI TARY
ACADEMY
PORTLAND. OREGON
Send your boy w here he w ill
ivegood. strong tra in in g . Fall
rm open« Septem ber 14th 1910.
rit» for catalogue.
il IP
Established
Silk mull is a material that goes grace­
fully through the laundry, never a bit the
til t f c V-vO. 1900
worse for it, and here is a suggestion for
the making of one.
COLLECTORS
adCollect Notes, M ortgages, and Real
■tracts.
No Collection No Charge.
• Bldg.,
Portland, Ore.
r.0N AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE
j (or success in the Industries.
I practical and liberal educa-
Slrong Faculty. Modern Equip-
Offers courses in Agriculture,
Domestic Science and Art.
■¡g, Commerce and Pharmacy.
Term Opens Sept. 23 , 1910 .
¡«ted literature, giving full in-
i sent free on application.
j the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore.
TOUR GROCER FOR K. & S. BRAND OF
Disinfectant Spray
Cold Water Liquid Starch
Non-Boiling Washing Fiuid
.0"
K.AND S.CHE mi Ca l @.
P h a r m a c is t s ^
■t MAHufACTUXC A U DOLIO S P t C l A l T l t S
,
The skirt shows the soft fullness around
the waist, that has the popular fancy just
i*ow.
SPLINTERS.
Grate work—grinding horse-radlab.
It Is a mistake to aim too high with
a short-range gun.
A level-headed man is not necessari­
ly a flat-headed man.
If you don’t ask for too much you
will find more cheerful givers.
You can always find a number of
biting remarks on a menu card.
Bowers—She was safe in challenging
that fellow to guess her age. Powers
—Who Is he? Bowers—The weather
man.
Mrs. Bills—Did you have any trou­
ble in firing the servant girl that you
had the scrap with? Mrs. Wills No,
my husband used his pull to have the
cop on the corner transferred to an­
other beat.
3 0yce—i never heard of a man like
Jones; he goes home every night and
tells bis wife about the bargains he
has seen advertised for the next day.
Joyce—Yes; he is trying to keep her
from cleaning house.
Phone Main 113
h» St
Vancouver, Washington
PTO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IK
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
' J « P a in le ss E x tra c tio n ........ Free
S ilv e r F i l li n g s ........................ J®0
Gold F illin g » ............................ "5c
22 K. Gold C ro w n s................
P o rcelain C r o w n s .................
M o lar Gold C ro w n s................ M
B rid ee W o rk , 22 K. Gol J . . . »3
I n la y F ills , P u re G o ld ..........$2
V ery N ice R ubber P is t e .. .94
J Plate on E a r th ......................................
.THI8 WORK IS GUARANTEED.
your m oney a w a y . A dollar saved
JT-r*«*rned. O ur o rig in a l reliable Modern
■«thods and o u r p erfected officsequip-
and yo u r m oney.
_
.
: •UrTISTS, 5th ft Morrison, Portland
Morrison, opposite Postoffice and Meier A
T-^ihed in Portland 10 years. Open evenings
-Hidxjri until 12110. for people who work.
-n Painless D e n t i s t s
teeth -
VVlTHpUT PIATEVI
U ,w
t o S a v e Q u a il I n w i n t e r .
General Speaks, our efficient state
game warden, is receiving hundreds of
letters asking for advice as to how to
save the quail from starvation in the
old-fashioned winter. The quail Is
about the most helpless bird we have
in Ohio. Although it winters In this
latitude, It hasn't the sllf ht«8t
how to take care of itself when the
deep snows come. When the ground •
covered and the ready food «UPP'T •»
shut oft, these beautiful and useful
birds huddle together and wait In mis­
erable motionless flocks for death by
freezing or starvation. The only way
o av. them Is to scatter on the snow
near their haunts liberal allowances
of grain or other suitable food. A few
of the bolder or tamer birds w>ll flni*
U and go and tell the others. It is
gratifying to learn from the volume of
S i game warden s mail on this sub-
ject that farmers in all parts of the
state are keenly Interested in the con­
servation of the quail, whose value to
the farmers as an insect destroyer can
hardly be esttmated.-Columbus Jour
nal.
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T h e H e l p '" »
■Qf-Towrt P e o p le
¿--bvr
onr force ’f *c
entire Crown. Bridge and Plate werk
***»*«ry Positively p»inle*e ostrocU
— pi»»»« or bridge» »re ordered. We rs-
■9* t»'<»itive teeth *nd root» without the
■Offtndenta. oo unrertaisifty. bnt fpcetai-
th» moM »ctenttffe end earefnl work
...... .... $3.00
th w ith ou t P lates i l . W » J J
a * " 4'
"It makes no difference, mein friend,
<n a • iweamu
sweatshop,
dot you work i. in
* uousl
T rif
r for r vlplng s off s rild a o t sweat
b S - P a c r t
T I1M .
C o n .e le .il« » • F e llo w ..
n T e. .0 honest. Never find, any;
thing without trying to return It to tte
.......:::: :: U ilSSU S:
............
•••••;-•
»7.50 '^E specially when he find, f . u l f -
ilnlM s E itrm rttr» wti«n aO u*
wrs’ GusrmrW. wit* »11 wqrk.
k a . IttU IM r I mb Stmt.
Sherman Ml ay & Co.
BOER
W AR
HER O ENDS L IF E
A F T E R B E IN G A T TA C K E D .
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
Capt. Brady Stung by Hla Peta, Driven
Tem porarily Insana— Leaves Not#
Saying “So Long” to
Friend.
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR
HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
our expense because—
At the end of thirty days the Piano
/7 SELF will convince you of the following
facts:
It’s the best value on earth for the price
(1275).
It’s MUSIC ALL Y and MECHAMCALLY
right!
We know there is so much real value in
this Wellington Piano—we’re selling for $275— on easy paym ents—that
we’re willing to let it be IT’S OWN SALESMAN
It will tell it's own slaty lu pou—in your homo—if you'll send us the
coupon.
Please sen., m e tall particulars con cern in g this unusual Piano after.
London.—After being severely stung
by bees, Capt. Hugo Frank Henry, who
served bravely with the New Zealand
contingent in the Boer war, has com­
mitted suicide near his home at Bath.
Bee-keeping was Capt. Henry’s hob­
by, and he rented a garden for his
beehives. As a result of stings in­
flicted, his head and face became much
swollen, and his housekeeper found
him dead In a summer house with part
of his head blown away and a revolver
She Was Thinking of Matrimony, by his side.
W hile He Could Imagine Noth­
Despite the fact that the poisonous
ing but Mosquitoes.
action of a bee’s sting has been ex­
N ame..............c .................................... Adoress.
tensively studied,” writes a medical
It was not leap year, but she had correspondent, “our knowledge of the
visions of becoming a summer bride true physiological effect is practically
and she was not backward by any nlL Undoubtedly a strong Irritant poi­
means.
son Is formed In the tissues at the
“George,” she whispered, nestling point of the sting, and, like other poi­
closer on the moss-grown log, "this Is sons which have beneficial effect in
Have your teeth out anti plate and bridge w ork
dor \ For out-of-town patrons v e finish p la t*
summer.”
moderate doses, this poison might in­
anu bridge work in one tiay if necessary.
"What of It?” asked George, some­ duce serious temporary brain derange­
PRICES;
what mystified.
IVar Cio-.«u.. . . $5.00
ment In excessive cases.
¿
/<
?
22k Fr tie Teeth $3.50
"Well, er—what does summer bring
"Animals have been known to go
.
WiFKw.......$1*
that begins with an M?”
mad when attacked by bees or wasps.
r Fusel FilKn-.s . $1.00
Now, she was thinking of matri­ It Is generally believed that this mad­
S tiv e r« »«
50c up
mony, but George was not. He eat In ness is not entirely due to the pain
tael R.Uer Plate, $5.00
Ee»'
Red
Rubber
puzzled silence for a long while and caused by the skin punctures. It is
Plat»...............$7.50
then his face brightened.
not, therefore, Impossible that In this
__ _ _
Pwn.e s Fitr.ctioo 50«
"Oh, 1 know what summer brings case the combination of extreme pain,
BEST METHODS
Painless Extraction Free when plates or b r id « «
that begins with an M.”
terror and the Irritant poison result­
work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot
Ah. at last! Her heart throbbed ing from the stings may have been WASHINfflllNlTENTH STS., PO RTLAND get
better painless work anyw here, no m a tter
how much you pay.
with expectancy.
enough to bring about acute suicidal
All Work Fully Guaranteed fo r Fifteen Y ear*
"I knew you would catch on, dear. mania.”
PRACTICE ILLEGALLY!
Now, what Is It summer brings that
Capt. Henry left two notes. One
begins with an MT
provided for the leaving of his estate Itinerant Opticians Work Rural Dis­
"Why, mosquitoes! Ha. h a!”
and the other ran; "This Mauser
342i Washington St.,
tricts Without State License.
And the look she gave him would should make a fair shot So long.”
have frozen radium.
The Oregon State Board of Examin­
Portland, Oregon
ers in Optomery will pay a reward of Take car at depot and tran sfer to W ashington S t.
to anyone causing the arrest and
HAS BEARD 45 YEARS OLD $25
Always Praises.
conviction of any person or persons
Tough Luck.
testing
eyes and selling glasses who do
Oyer—That fellow Merrlam reminds
Old Confederate Sym pathizer Pute Up not hold a certificate issued to them by
Warden—You’ll get six months fa»
me of a tombstone.
a Fight When Surgeons T ry to
the Board of Examiners. It is not this Job
Myer—Because he Is dead set In his
alone necessary for them to possess
Shave Him.
Prisoner—Just my blooming luck.
ways, eh?
theis certificate, but it must be regis­ Only had my hair on last night. Three­
Gyer—No; because he always has
tered with and countersigned by the
a good word for a man when he’s Lexington, Ky.—Refusing to part Clerk of the court, in each county pence chucked away, as you might
with his long flowing whiskers, un­ where the holder practices. The public say.—Illustrated Bits.
down.
touched by shears since Lee surren­ in general is hereby warned not to pat­
dered at Appomattox, Robert Dedman, ronize anyone not holding such certifi­
eighty-six years old, stood off a corps cate, as in the strict letter of the law
The Scapegoat.
Limpy Bill—I had to spilt up twlc* of surgeons at a local hospital who they are accessory to the illegal prac­
as much wood as usual afore th’ old desired to remove the beard In order tice and will at least be called upon to
to perform an operation upon Mr. Ded- go into court and testify as witnesses
lady would gimme a hand-out.
Get a
against the persons violating the law.
Blinky Bob—What’s th’ cause of It, man’s eye.
25-cent
For further particulars address H.
Limpy?
Mr. Dedman, who Is a wealthy resi­ W. Barr, Sec., State Board of Exam-
vial.
Limpy—Th’ Increased cost of livin', dent of Lawrenceburg, Ky., was aminers of Optometry, Salem, Ore.
If it
I s’pose.
brought to the local hospital for treat­
fails to
cure
ment Explaining to the surgeons his
New Potato Hint.
I will
reasons for refusing to be shaved, he
Don’t
stain
your
fingers
scraping
A Man of Senae.
refund
said:
new potatoes. Put In cold water for
your
Mrs. Naggs—My husband Is a man
‘“When the war broke out I was an a few minutes, then rub with a small
money.
of sense, anyway.
ardent sympathizer with the southern piece of burlap or coarse cloth, which
¡Munyon.
Mrs. Waggs—Oh, Is be?
cause. I came In contact with a removes every particle of skin.
Mrs. Naggs—Yes. Every time I bunch of Yankees, and, as young men
let him have his own way he sees sometimes do, I talked too much, with
afterward how he could have Im­ the result that they chased me ten
M I I D I N C When Your Ei«*
m
proved upon It .
• m U n lllC
Need Care
miles, and In addition to shaving me,
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
gave me a sound thrashing.
E Y E R E M E D Y T.. win ut. it are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma
“I swore right then that a razor Llauld Fern, 25c. 50c. Sal«. Tubes, 26c, Sl-00. Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund­
Domestic.
ed. Ask your druggist or send six
should never touch my face again un­
Hubby—We must be economical.
cents postage for Free Sample to
til the south had won her cause.
Wife—Why?
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
Hubby—If I should die I wouldn > "There doesn’t seem to be much
VANCOUVER,
WASHINGTON
ebanoe of this coming true, so I reck­ N U R S E R Y C A T A L O G
be able to leave you much.
Wtfle—That’s right. Whereas, while on you will have to get along wthout
New. Handsome, Instructive. Up-to-Date.
you're alive you leave me moat of ths shaving me this time."
describing
The
surgeons
gave
In
and
the
op­
time.
It is a sure stopper, promptly re­
eration was performed, leaving the
FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES,
lieves Bronchitis, Whooping Cough,
venerable old man’s beard Intact.
SHRUBS,
VINES,
Cough Croup, and especially those
HE K N E W HER.
harsh,
hacking coughs, also most
ROSES, BERRY PLANT!* ETC.
useful for lung diseases. For sale-
TROUSER GIRLS OUT OF JOBS
by all dealers; 25c a bottle.
F ree on requ est. W rite now, m entioning
Dr. B. E. W right
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
HT'RTON — A »»»jer and (Tiemint,
Colorado. Hpeciaten price«: Hold.
1 Gold, Silver. ISc; Gold. 60c; Zino
Mallinti envelope» and fu ll price list
it Ion. Control and l Tmplre work so
mice: Carbonate N ational Bank.
r% A
and
b e l l 5
One day small Margie was standing
at tbs window when It began to hall
"Oh, look, mamma!" sha «claim ed!
U s raining pills!"
Papa—I hear you were a bad girl
to-day, Flossie, and mamma had to
spank you. Little Flossie—1 wasn't
bad. but l got spanked Just ths same.
I don t see what yon ever married a
school teacher for. anyway.
Stranger—Are there any fish In this
stream, little boy? Little Boy— Yes
sir. Stranger—Will they bits? Little
Boy 1 duuno. None of 'em ever bit SUMMER GIRL HAD VISIONS.
Dr. S . L . J o s e p h i ,
Dekum B ld g .. P o r tla n d . O re g o n
IS VICTIM OF BEES
S
£
S Wit of the Youngsters *
develand Deader.
RHEUMATISM
M unyon’s Rheumatism Cure
USE DR. PLUMMERS COUGH STOP
th is paper.
Milking Machine Now T hat Dlaplaoea
Weatern Fair Ones Who Wore
Men’s Togs.
J. B. PILKINGTON, Nurseryman
Portland, Oregon
Seattle, Wash.—One of the model
dairies In this state, located near
North Yakima, has received a ship­
ment of modern milking machines. As
OPIUM—TOBACCO
II»bits Positively Cured.
a result of this move toward Increas­
Only nathom ed Keeley In»
stitu te in Urt'm n. W rite
ing the efficiencies of the pure milk j
for illa»trato d circular.
tests, more than 50 pretty white-1
KEELfY I nstitute . 71L 11 th N.
trousered girls are thrown out of em­
P o r t l a n d , r e g o n
ployment.
The girls have been doing the milk­
ing at this model farm for several
A Morning 8paL
years, having displaced Japanese, who
She (angrily)—I can stand this no
were found to be unhygienic. Each
girl wore a light-fitting pair of trou­ longer; you’re utterly unbearable, and
sers and a short-sleeved Jacket to I’m going back to mother this very
match, which garments were boiled day!
He (coolly)—Very well, that ar­
Hlx—We are In love with the same and starched each day by the farm
rangement will suit me exactly; I’ll
laundress.
girl.
The milking girls have donned see you this evening. I met your
Nix—How shall wo end the matter?
skirts and are employed In packing mother yesterday and she Invited me
Hlx—Suppose you propose to her.
peaches and pears in the irrigated or­ to take supper with her tonight
chards near.
[ T coffeec i
TEA SPICES
ALCOHOL
O
A Sense of Superiority.
"How many times have you been ar­
FROG IN A WOMAN’S STOMACH
rested?" asked the court.
“A good many," replied Plodding
Pete, "but only for small offenses. 1 It la Removed Successfully by a Sur­
geon In Toledo and Sha
never git pinched for violatin’ de
Recovera.
speed laws or failin' to blow a horn.”
BAKINO POWDER
> EXTRACTS
dUSTRIGHT
CLOSSETa DEVERS
PORTLAND. OREL.'
. ~’
Cured in
Drink Three
Cured
ne N
Me’
eal Habft
N o H y p o d e r m ic In je ctio n s»
You can tak e this treatm en t a t the In stitu te
or your home, and your money w ill be returned
if a perfect cure is not affected. In vestigate
this, it w ill only take a few moment» to phone
ua for inform ation. Personal and financial
reference on application. For fu ll inform a­
tion. phone, w rite or call a t the
N EAL
IN S T I T U T E
Phone, M a rs h a ll 2 4 0 0
3 5 4 H a ll St.
P O R T L A N D , O R E .j
A H a ir
D ressin g
NOW ’ 8
b etshte
TIME
of the yeer to han
your teeth « o at a n |
. P * * t e<!oi X b r id g a
work done.
For oat-
of-towo patrona ws
finish p l a t e a n d
bridae work In one
dar if necessary.
Paioa«»
Moltr Crowns $ 5 . 0 0
22k Bridfs To»th3.f
Gold Fillings 1 .1
Enam»l Fillings 1 .1
Silver Fillings
.5 0
Toledo, O.—After suffering for many j
months with stomach trouble, which J If you wish a high-class hair
"What Is the secret of happiness?” baffled her physicians, Mrs. Ouy Wear
j er. of this city, Is recovering from dressing, w e are sure A y e r ’s
asked the young person.
H air Vigor, new Improved for­
"The secret of happiness,” replied her illness, which proved to have
the sage of Sagevllle, "consists of be­ been caused by the presence of a frog j mula, will greatly please you.
ing perfectly satisfied with what you In her stomach. It was removed by a . It keeps the h air soft and
local doctor.
haven’t got!”
smooth, makes it look rich and
6ood Rubbor
The Intruder was a brownish yel-
Plates
5 .0 0
low In color, and was about two luxuriant, prevents splitting at
Best Rubber _ _ _
Can They Dlaplay the G iven?
Pittas
7 » 50
: Inches long. It was a lively specimen. the ends. And it keeps the
At a class dinner fifteen graduate» | and straightway demonstrated 1U kln- scalp free from dandruff.
fid. W. A Wttf, Painatsf in M iau i
Eitr'tlwi . 5 0
M M.»l irmitNio M et.ruM
» M T MITHOOd
of a woman’s college exhibited en­ - ship with Its brothers and sisters of
dnle»» Extraction Free when Die«*« or bridae wort»
Does
not
change
the
color
o
f
the
hn'r.
ordered. Conan I t»t ion Free, jfoe cannot g.-t bet tee
f pal
gagement rings, thu. proving that a ponds and pvddles by a serit» of live­
nlea» work *n »where no **
her? r .S 'h ; c :
higher education Is no bar agatnit a ly leaps. It ia thought that Mrs.
A ll w o rk f u lly y u a ra n te « « ! fo r fifte e n y e a n .
•
Show It to yema
quick start toward the matrimonial | Weaver swallowed a frog egg while
doctor
Ask kim about it.
goal.
________ __
drinking at a spring on the farm of
INCONPOkATKD
tk »n do a» h» »ay «
her parent». Mr. and Mrs. Smalley.
Painless
Dentists
In Freedom, and that It hatched and At the tame time the new Ayer’s Hair N**C toll ding. Third ft Washington,
A Come-Back.
PORTIAMO OtfOOW
o
m
««
H
ear»:
•
A.
M.
te
S
f M. • • ■ d a y » . • te 1
developed to nearly normal slae In her Vigor is a strong hair tonic, promoting
“Hello, old man!”
-Pardon me, sir; I don’t know you. itomach. Hundreds have seen the frog the growth of the hair, keeping all the P N U
NO. 36—'1 0
which la now on exhibition In the tissues of the hair and scalp In a healthy
You have the advantage of me/’
condition.
The
hair
stops
falling,
dan­
r a erti
r sers plan— I
"Not at a ll I know yon. The die Weaver home In South Chestnut druff disappear*. A splendid drees! ng. I T I T H I lf w rttlw jf t o n art d ▼
I Y f m e n tio n t h i s p a p e r.
advantage ie
mlM
I S ill ky «M 4.0. AW* Ok. »»wet. » ■ » ----
The Sagevllle Sage.
.ijers
Wise Dental Co»