Zelda Dameron- By MEREDITH NICHOLSON Copyrlfbt, 1904, bT The Bobb^M.rrill Ce. CHAPTER V'.— ( rontinued.) Brdon m e—" Z e ld a b r o u g h t h e r to the c u r b — ‘b u t I ’ve lo st my Can you te ll m e ------ " , girl ste p p e d to th e c u r b a n d de- ¡*d the e a s ie s t w a y a c r o s s tow n. *iis sm all a n d tr im of Ilg u re an d l,ery blue ey es. nank you," s a id Z e ld a , a n d Zan jed forw ard. i are M iss D a m e ro n ," th e te a c h - id, h e s ita tin g ly . ,/• Z elda t u r n e d to w a r d h e r In 9 been a lo n g tim e s in c e I saw Us m any u s a d o zen y e a r s ." T h e imlled a n d Z e ld a sm ile d , too. |v iih I co u ld re m e m b e r. I ’m so r- ut won’t y o u h e lp m e ? " (was w hen y o u w e re a little g irl I, b u t I w a s o ld e r—a n d my took m e to se e y o u r m o th er, played, y o u a n d I, t h a t is, In iard, w hile o u r m o th e r s ta lk e d (wore a red d r e s s a n d I th o u g h Vere very g r a n d .” blue ey e s w e re lo o k in g In to th e ones. T h e re w a s a m o m e n t of tion an d s c r u tin y . T h e n Z elda jut her h an d . ■u are m y c o u s in . O liv e — Is It— km?—p le a s e d o n ’t te ll m e th a t ight!” ; th at is J u s t r ig h t." going to t a k e y o u hom e, If ready to go. C o u sin O live. I’m lost an d d o n ’t r e m e m b e r th e w ay old m*- to go. I t ’s so e x c itin g g a lo n g -lo s t c o u s in !" i M erriam d e b a te d a n in s ta n t, ch she s u r v e y e d h e r n e w -fo u n d doubtfully. S he had s ta r te d when th e b a t t l e a t th e school jdoor g av e h e r p a u s e . T h e re w as se for re fu s in g . Z e ld a h a d g a th - hp the re in s, a n d w a ite d , come! Z an is n ’t d a n g e r o u s —a n d it am I.” ank you. I’ll h a v e to co m e now that I’m n o t a f r a id ." ¡boys lin g e re d a t a s a fe d ista n c e , is Zelda d ro v e p a s t th e m a t th e several o f th e m s n a tc h e d off raps and g rin n e d , a n d O liv e M er- Wlled g o o d - n ig h t to th e m . ¡elda follow ed th e ro u te in d ic a t­ o r cousin, s h e w a s b u s y try in g ! a lost s t r a n d o f fa m ily h is to r y jroved elu siv e . S h e did n o t a t a ll (ber her m o th e r ’s b r o th e r, T h o m S he h ad n e v e r h eard h er Jr uncle s p e a k o f th e re la tio n s h ip , s u rm ise d , n o w t h a t sh e Jt of it. th a t h e r e m u s t be a n o th ¡those b r e a k s in th e fa m ily co n - i that h ad a lr e a d y r e v e a le d ra g ges. It w a s g ro w in g la te , a n d t Zan to h e r b e s t p a c e s, u n til jtly they c a m e o u t u p o n a b ro a d ¡thoroughfare. b e tte r,” S a id Z elda. "I’m ! should n e v e r h a v e fo u n d th e jit alone. I d o n ’t b e lie v e I w as tvn th e re b e fo re . P le a s e le t m e Vou hom e. I h a v e n ’t th e le a s t here th a t Is, so if I ’m g o in g I Harrison s t r e e t ." S h e d e s c rib - route. "Y o u ’re t a k in g a lo t of ) about m e." It’s th e o t h e r w a y a r o u n d . I’d aave seen th e c o u r t-h o u s e clock ¿f It h a d n ’t b e e n f o r you. A nd f they a p p r o a c h e d a c ro s s s tr e e t, ilda ch eck ed th e flig h t of Z an ]nt fo rw ard to se e w h e th e r th e iaa clear— “a n d th e n " —s h e loos- ie rein a n d t h e a n im a l sp e d fo r- jgain—"I’v e b e e n lo o k in g a w fu l- J for a frie n d , C o u s in O live, an d I you!” are k in d —b u t you d o n ’t u n d e r- lot of th in g s ," s a id O live M e r- “You a n d I c a n ’t be frie n d s, ^re reaso n s------ " Jn’t care fo r a n y re a s o n s ," s a id they’re n o t m y r e a s o n s — th e y ’re Jeople’s! T h a t ’s o u r h o u se th e re , ! sh ad es a r e u p a n d a lig h t is window." fc’t care w h a t o th e r peo p le sa y W th in g "—a n d Z e ld a b r o u g h t ¡a stand a t t h e c u r b in f r o n t of door. you to s to p ------ ” b e g a n O l- poing to s to p ," s a id Z e ld a — “to ! quite o n y o u r th re s h o ld . Z a n (without h itc h in g , u su a lly . I ’ll ’ chances." 'on is o n ly a s t r e e t In m ln la - poet w r o te a s o n g a b o u t it Me it th e m o s t fa m o u s s tr e e t L T h e h o u s e s th e re a re |o n e - s to r y -a n d -a - h a lf c o tta g e s , one of th e s e , w h ic h w a s sa v e d Jtrusive e y e s in s u m m e r b y a pne of h o lly h o c k s, a n d w h ich I its b ack d o o r a t se a so n a b le charm ing o ld - fa s h io n e d ^ a r - |*d Olive M e rr ia m and her threw open t h e d o o r a n d Z eld a ¡into a s i t t i n g - r o o m — th e h o u se lhall—w h ere a co a l Are b u rn e d a g rate. T h e ro o m r a n th e -f the h o u s e ; t h e w o o d w o rk the floor w a s p in e, s ta in e d I and c o v e re d w ith ru g s m a d e ‘'Pet. a s t u d e n t la m p w ith a Jade sto o d o n a ta b le In th e 1 the room . T h e r e w e re m a g a - books o n t h e ta b le , a n d t the c o rn e rs h e ld o th e r books. f t wom an lo o k e d u p fro m th e ' had been r e a d in g a s th e d o o r A cane la y on th e floor b e s id e told th e s to r y of th e lin e s of | w face. this is Z e ld a D a m e ro n . S h e SJ* me h o m e ,” s a id O live. ^dn’t w a n t m e to a t all. b u t I l*t m e," sa id Zelda, crossing tak in g M ra Merriam** *nan bent h e r eyea—th ey w ere ¡O live's —upon th e girl w ith a ^*tlonlng. M argaret’s d a u g h te r—you Danieron’s d a u g h te r," she Wl»tful In Zt-lda’a to n e a s sh e spoke, “ "K b eiw e e n th e firelig h t a n d th e la m p lig h t; so m e th in g , too, in the g lan ce of a p p e a l sh e g av e th e little room , th a t broke dow n th e a n ta g o n is m In Mrs. M e rrlam s eyes. S h e p u t o u t h e r h a n d ag ain . "Y es; I hope you will com e. W e sh a ll be g la d to see you." O live follow ed Z elda to th e ste p s, a n d saw th e r u n a b o u t tu r n In th e n a rro w .®ot „‘U., d Whlrl a w a y ' S h e w atch ed It u n til Zt ld a ’s e re c t fig u re p assed like a Hush u n d e r th e e le c tric lig h t a t th e c o r ­ n e r a n d d isa p p e a re d in to th e d a rk b e ­ yond. 'W h a t m ira cle Is th is ? ” a sk e d M rs. M e rriam of Olive. "N o th in g s h o rt of a m ira c le w ould a c c o u n t for It.” 'I m e t h e r dow n a t th e sc h o o l- house. S h e h ad lo st h e r w ay a n d a s k ­ ed m e how to ttnd Je ffe rso n s tre e t. I called h e r by nam e—sh e seem ed to r e ­ m e m b e r me. a n d th en sh e In siste d un b rin g in g m e hom e. S h e seem ed r a t h e r p itifu l, sh e sa id sh e w as lonesom e an d w a n te d a frie n d .” O live s a t dow n on a sto o l a t h e r m o th e r's feet. S he w as a f ra id to show too m u ch In te re s t In th is n ew -fo u n d cousin. H e r m o th e r w as c learly p u z- zled a n d tro u b le d ; th e m o m en t w as difficult; b u t sh e felt th a t it w a s Im ­ p o r ta n t to d e te rm in e th e ir f u tu re r e ­ la tio n s w ith Z elda D am ero n now. "S h e Is v ery like h e r m o th er. It g a v e m e a shock to see her. M a rg a re t h a d th a t sa m e Im p u lsiv e w ay. In a n y one else It would h a v e seem ed s tr a in e d an d th e a tric a l, b u t no one e v e r th o u g h t of It in M a rg a re t. E v e ry one a lw a y s sa id , w h en sh e did a n y th in g a little udd, t h a t it w as Ju s t like M a rg a re t D am eron. Y ou” f a th e r h a d n 't a n y of th a t ; h e w a s n 't lik e th e r e s t of th e M e rrlam s. H e trie d to be on good te rm s w ith E z ra D am ero n , th o u g h E z ra n e v e r a p p re c ia te d it; a n d th e r e s t of th e m d ro p p e d us fo r c o u n te n a n c in g him . Hu* Z eld a—w h a t do you th in k of h e r ? ” "S h e d id n ’t give m e tim e to th in k . S h e c h a rm e d m e! I n e v e r sa w a n y ­ body lik e h e r In th e w orld. S h e h a s su ch u n a i r of m y s te r y — th a t d o e s n 't seem j u s t th e w ord, b u t I don’t know w h a t to call It. S h e 's a d o r a b le ! ” C H A P T E R VI. R o d n ey M e rria m a n d M o rris L e ig h ­ ton w alk ed u p H ig h s t r e e t to th e T ip ­ p ecan o e C lub, w h ich o ccu p ied a h a n d ­ som e old b ric k m a n sio n th a t h a d b een b u ilt by th e M e rrla m s w ho h a d a f t e r ­ w a rd lo st h is m oney. M e rria m u su a lly w e n t th e r e la te e v e ry a fte rn o o n to look o v er th e n e w sp a p e rs, a n d to ta lk to th e m en w ho d ro p p ed In on th e ir w ay hom e. H e b elonged a ls o to th e H a m ­ ilton, a m u c h la rg e r a n d g a y e r clu b th a t ro se to th e h e ig h t o f live s to rie s In th e c ir c u la r p la z a a b o u t th e so l­ d ie rs ' m o n u m e n t a t th e h e a r t of th e c ity ; b u t lie n e v e r w e n t th e re , fo r It w as n o isy a n d full of polities. M any y o u n g m en fresh from college b e lo n g ­ ed to th e T ip p e can o e, an d M e rriam liked to ta lk to th e m . H e w as m ore c o n s ta n t to th e clu b th a n M orris, th o u g h th e y o ften w e n t th e re to g e th e r. A n u m b e r of m en w ere s ittin g a b o u t th e firep lace In th e lo u n g ln g -ro o m . T h e lazy b la z in g logs fu rn is h e d th e only lig h t. A c h o ru s of g o o d -e v e n in g s g re e te d th e tw o m en in u n m is ta k a b le c o rd ia lity , a n d the b e s t c h a ir In th e room w a s p u sh e d to w a rd R o d n ey M e r­ riam . "M r. M e rria m , C a p ta in P o llo ck ; a n d M r. L e ig h to n .” A y o u n g m a n ro se a n d sh ook h a n d s w ith th e n ew co m ers. M e rria m d id n o t know m o st of th e g ro u p by nam e. H e h a d re a c h e d th e a g e a t w h ich it se em s u n n e c e ssa ry to ta x th e m em o ry w ith n ew b u rd e n s. I t w as, h e held, good clu b m a n n e r s to s p e a k to a ll th e m en you m e e t in a club, w h e th e r you k now th e m o r not. T h e y o u n g s te rs a t th e T ip p e c a n o e w e re fo r th e g r e a te r p a r t college g r a d u a te s , Ju s t s t a r t i n g o u t In th e w o rld a n d r e ta in in g a Je alo u s hold of th e ir y o u th th ro u g h th e tie s of the club. " C a p ta in P ollock h a s b e e n te llin g us a b o u t th e P h ilip p in e s," s a id one of th e g ro u p . “W e 'v e been t r y in g to find o u t w h e th e r h e ’s a n Im p e ria lis t o r how a b o u t It, b u t he w o n 't te ll.” T h a t sh o w s h is good Ju d g m e n t,” sa id M e rriam . I t sh o w s t h a t I w a n t to k eep m y jo b ,” d e c la re d P ollock, c h e e rfu lly . A nd I'll be c a s h ie re d now fo r c e rta in , if I d o n 't g e t b a c k to th e A rsen al. M a ­ jo r C o n g rle v e e x p e c ts m e fo r d in n e r.” B ak er, w h o h a d b r o u g h t P ollock to th e club, sh o o k h im se lf o u t o f h is c h a ir a n d th e o th e r s rose. I'll se e t h a t you find y o u r w ay b ack to th e re s e r v a tio n ,” sa id B a k er. 'T h a t ’s v e ry k in d of you. A nd I ’m g la d to h a v e m et you, M r. M e rriam ." I t w a s a s o ft voice, a n d a s th e y w e n t o u t in to th e h all, M e rria m looked a t th e o w n e r of It w ith In te re s t. H e w as su m y o u n g fellow , w ith frie n d ly b lu e eyes, b ro w n h a ir, a n d a slig h t m o u sta c h e . IB s c a r r ia g e w a s th a t of th e d rille d m a n . W e s t P o in t does not give a d e g re e In th e u su a l acad e m ic s e n se ; b u t sh e w rite s so m e th in g upon h e r g r a d u a te s t h a t is m u c h m o re u s e ­ ful fo r p u rp o s e s of id e n tific a tio n . F ra n k P o llo ck h a d b een th e s h o r te s t m a n in h is c la s s; b u t h is s c a n t in c h e s w ere all so ld ierly . T h e y o u n g m a n w ith whom he h a d s p e n t a n h o u r a t th e T ip p e c a ­ noe C lub h a d b een g a th e r e d u p by B a ­ k er, w ho h a d m e t P o llo ck so m e w h ere and’ ta k e n a fa n c y to h im . T h ey all le ft th e clu b to g e th e r e x c e p t M e rriam a n d L e ig h to n , w ho w e n t to th e n e w s­ p a p er room . B u t M e rria m s ta re d a t tb s e v e n in g p a p e r w ith o u t re a d in g It. a n d w hen h e g o t u p to go p re se n tly , he stopped a t th e clu b r e g is te r w h ich lay- open on a d esk in th e h all. H e p u t on hi* e y e -g la ss e » a n d « can n ed th e page. T he Ink w as fresh on th e la st s ig n s - ev ery d ay w hen It w as fa ir. H is route w as u su a lly o u t H igh s t r e e t to w a rd th e c o u n try ; b u t to-U ay he ro d e d o w n ­ tow n th ro u g h th e m o n u m e n t p la z a a n d th e n s tr u c k e a s t o v er th e a s p h a lt of Je fferso n s tre e t, w here a h a n d s o m e old g e n tle m a n of 60, rid in g a h o rse t h a t w a® rt'm em b ered w ith p rid e a t L e x in g ­ ton, w as n o t seen e v e ry d a y . R o d n e y M e rriam w as th in k in g d ee p ly th is m o rning, a n d th e s h a rp r a t t l e o f h is h o rse s hoofs on th e h a r d p a v e m e n t did n o t an n o y him a s it u s u a lly did. A rse n a l is a w ord th a t s u g g e s ts d ir e ­ ful th in g s, b u t th e A rse n a l t h a t h ad been m a in ta in e d th ro u g h m a n y p e a c e ­ ful y e a rs a t M ariona, u n til th e to w n in its g ro w th leap ed o v er th e g o v e rn m e n t sto n e w alls an d e x te n d e d th e u rb a n lines beyond it, w as re a lly a p r e tty p ark . T h e re sid e n c e s of th e o .l.c e rs a n d se v e ra l m assiv e s to re h o u s e s w ere, a t least, Inoffensive to th e eye. T h e n a tiv e fo re s t tr e e s w’ere aglow ' w ith a u ­ tu m n color, a n d la b o re rs w e re c o lle c t­ ing an d c a r r y in g aw a y d e a d leaves. M e rriam b ro u g h t h is h o rse to a w alk a s he n e a re d th e open g a te s A p ri­ v a te cam e o u t of th e little g u a r d -h o u s e a n d r e tu rn e d M e rria m ’s s a lu te . The m a n g azed a d m irin g ly a f t e r th e m ili­ ta r y figure on th e th o ro u g h b re d , th o u g h he h a d o ften se en r id e r a n d h o rse before, a n d he k n ew t h a t Mr. M e rriam w a s a frie n d of M a jo r C o n ­ grleve, th e c o m m a n d a n t. T h e so ld ier c o n tin u e d to s ta r e a f t e r R o d n e y M a r- riam , c u rio u s to see w h e th e r th e v is ito r w ould b rin g h is h a n d to h is h a t a s he n ea re d th e flag th a t flapped h ig h o v e r ­ head. H e w a s n o t d isa p p o in te d ; R od ney M e rriam n e v e r failed to s a lu te th e colors, even w hen he w as th in k in g h a r d ; a n d he w a s in te n t u p o n a n idea th is m o rn in g . T h e m aid w ho a n s w e re d th e b ell was n o t su re w h e th e r M a jo r C o n g rie v e w as a t hom e; he h a d b een p a c k in g , she s a id ; b u t th e c o m m a n d a n t a p p e a r e d a t once an d g re e te d h is c a lle r co rd ially . M a jo r C o n g riev e w as a trifle sto u t, b u t h is g r a y c iv ilian c lo th e s m a d e th e b e st of a figure th a t w a s n o t w h a t 11 h ad been. H e w a s bald, a n d looked m u ch b e tte r in a h a t th a n w ith o u t it "Y ou’ll p a rd o n m e fo r b r e a k in g in on o u r p ack in g . I m erel ca m e to r e g is te r a kick. I d o n ’t seem to k now a n of th e local n ew s a n y m ore u n til it ’s sta le . I’ve ju s t h e a rd th a t th e A rs e n a l h a s b een sold a n d I w a n t to sa y t h a t i t ’s a n o u tra g e to te a r th is place to pieces." " I t is too b ad ; b u t I d o n ’t see w h a t you a r e g o in g to do a b o u t it. I’ve a l ­ re a d y g o t m y w a lk in g p a p e rs. T h e in ­ c id e n t is closed a s f a r a s I a m c o n ­ c ern ed " "T o g iv e us a n a c tiv e p o st in e x ­ ch a n g e for th e A rse n a l is n o t to do us a k in d n e ss. W e ’ve g o t u se d to you g e n tle m e n of th e o rd n a n c e . Y o u r r e ­ pose h a s b een a n in s p ir a tio n to th e c o m m u n ity ." "N o irony! T h e to w n h a s a lw a y s b een so good to m e a n d m in e th a t w e’ve h ad no c h a n c e fo r re p o se ." "B u t th e S p a n is h W a r p a s s e d o v er a n d n e v e r to u c h e d you. I d o n ’t b eliev e th e p o w ers a t W a s h in g to n k n e w you w ere h ere." “Oh, yes, th e y did. T h e y w ire d m e e v e ry few h o u rs to c o u n t th e old g u n s in th e sto re h o u se , u n til I k n e w e v e ry piece of th a t old s c ra p iro n by h e a r t. If w'e’d used th o se old g u n s in t h a t w ar, th e row w ith S p a in w ould h a v e b een on a m o re e q u a l b a s is.” "I su p p o se i t w ould,” sa id M e rriam , w ho w’a s th in k in g of s o m e th in g else. “B u t I’m so rry y o u ’re g oing to leave. W e n e v e r q u ite s e ttle d t h a t little q u e s ­ tio n a b o u t S h ilo h ; a n d I ’m co n v in ced th a t yo u ’re w ro n g a b o u t th e F itz - J o h n P o rte r case." “W ell, p o s te rity w ill s e ttle th o se q u e s tio n s w ith o u t us. A nd w o u ld you m in d w a lk in g o v er to th e office w ith m e------ ’’ "B le ss m e, I m u st be g oing! T h is w a s a n u n p a rd o n a b le h o u r f o r a call." “N o t in th e le a s t; only I ’ve a n o th e r c a lle r o v er th e r e — P ollock, of th e q u a r ­ te r m a s te r ’s d e p a rtm e n t, w h o h a s been s e n t o u t to ta k e c h a rg e of th e n ew p o st site . H e’s a n ice c h a p ; yo u m u9t k now him ." ‘T il be v ery g lad , som e o th e r tim e ,” sa id M e rriam . “W h ich w a y does he com e fro m ? ” “H e ’s a S o u th e rn boy. F a t h e r w a s a J o h n n y R eb. A n o th e r sig n t h a t th e w a r is o v er a n d th e h a tc h e t b u rie d ." “P ollock, d id you s a y ? T e n n e ss e e fa m ily ? I seem to re m e m b e r th e n a m e .” “I th in k so. Yes. I’m su re . I look* ed h im up in th e re g is te r." ( T o bp c o n tin u e d .) A W on derfu l Snake. S nakes on th e pam pas of Soutn A m erica have m any enem ies. B urrow ­ ing owls feed on them , and so do hor- ons and storks, w hich kill them w ith a blow of th e ir pavelin beaks. T he ty­ ra n t bird picks up the young snake by th e tail and, flying to a branch or stone, uses the reptile as a flail u n til Its life is b attered out. The larg e liz­ a rd of the pam pas, th e iguana, is a fa­ m ous snake killer. It sm ites th e snake to death w ith its pow erful tail. Mr. H udson in his ‘‘N a tu ra lis t in la P la ­ ta ” tells th is sto ry : One day a frien d of m ine was rid in g out looking a fte r his cattle. One end of his lasso was attach ed to his saddle, and the re m a in d e r of the forty foot line was allow ed to tra il on the g round. T he rid e r noticed a large ig u an a lying a p p are n tly asleep, and, a lthough he rode w ithin a few inches, it did not stir. B ut no sooner had th e rid e r passed th a n the tra ilin g lasso a t­ tra c te d the liz a rd 's a tte n tio n . It dashed a fte r th e slowly m oving rope a n d d ealt it a succession of violent blows w ith its tail. W hen the whole of the lasso, several yards of w hich had been pounded in vain, had passed by, th e iguana, w ith u p lifted head, gazed a fte r it w ith asto n ish m e n t. N ever had such a w onderful sn a k e crossed its path before. D ili Too M a ter ia l. "N o w " said Mrs. D resser, "don’t you th in k m y new h a t Is a p erfect d ream ?” "W ell, no,” replied h e r h u sb a n d ; "to be a perfect dream th e bill a tta c h e d to It should also be m erely a d re am .” __C atholic S ta n d ard a n d Time«. tiiw * J?* I didn’t k n e w a b o u t you ” I found O live to-day. And th a t a n y M errlam s a n y - 1 in a house like this. W hy, I’m going—b u t tell me— _ come back a g ain ." som ething so sin c ara and "F ra n k Pollock, U. S. A." Rodney aMerrlam then walked to ­ w ard M* own house, tapping the side­ w alk a b stra c te d ly w ith his stick. T he next m orning he called for tils horse early. H e kept only one horse, lo r he never drove; b u t he rode n e ar v D a t e . B ack. "W ho b u ilt th e first D read n o u g h t?" "N oah.”—K ansas C ity Jo u rn a l. N ever say die till you a re dead— a n d th en It's no u s e —Spurgeon. PREACHER LOSES $2 OF FEE MODES Young Man C harged fo r M arriage Li­ cen se H as U nique Plan of Get­ tin g Even W ith C lerk. T h e c le rk filled o u t th e m a rria g e fleense and han d ed It over. " T h a n k you,” said th e young m an. "H old on! T h a t’s 12." "T w o d o lla rs !” "Y es; did you suppose w e gave those th in g s aw ay ?" “I c e rta in ly did. C h a rg in ' a m an }2 'o r a s h e e t of p a p e r th a t d id n 't c o st the co u n ty m o re th a n a nickel a t th e ju ts ld e is ro b b ery . H av e I g o t to pay It?” "Y ou’ll pay It o r you’ll h a n d b a c k :he docum ent." "A ll rig h t," said th e young m an, tak in g a bill o u t of his pocket, ten- b r i n g It to th e c le rk and w a itin g for 6 a change, "b u t I can tell you rig h t now you a in ’t ro b b in ’ m e. Y ou're rob- Uin' th e p re ac h er. H e ’ll g e t Ju st $2 less th a n I w as g o ln ’ to give h im !" P o c k e tin g th e c h an g e and tiltin g his bat back on h is head, he sta lk e d o u t 3f the office w ith th e a ir of a m an w ho uad been Im posed upon, b u t who knew bow to g e t even. A n o th er C atch. G unner— W h a t’s th e la te s t n ew s to ­ day? G uyer—G eorge W a sh in g to n 's a u to sold fo r $500 In N ew Y ork. G unner— W h a t a re you try in g to hand m e? T h e re w ere no au to a In George W ash in g to n 's day. G uyer—W ho said a n y th in g ab o u t autom obiles? T h is re fe rs to his a u to ­ graph. T h e M ystery E xplained. "S ee here, m y m an ,” said th e ph il­ a n th ro p ist w ho w as doing a n In v es­ tig a tin g s tu n t on his ow n acco u n t, 'you a re a n in te re s tin g puzzle to m e.” "Is th a t so ?" qu eried th e o th er. “Yes, It's so," a n sw e re d th e p a rty of th e p h ila n th ro p y p a rt. "Y ou a re too lazy to w ork. How do you m an ­ age to liv e?” "Oh," w as th e rep ly , “I g e t tru ste d ." T he Real D ifference. J a c k —W h a t’s th e difference be- tw een a p lu m b e r a n d a p o et? Tom — T h a t’s old. A p lu m b e r lays olpes a n d a poet pipes lays. Ja c k —T h a t’s n o t th e an sw er. Tom — W h a t Is It th e n ? J a c k — A plu m b er h a s m oney to burn, b u t a poet d o e sn ’t even g e t a chance to sm ell th e sm oke. As R ep resen ted . ‘See h e re ,” grow led th e Ira te m an as he e n te re d th e Jew elry sto re . "I bought th is w atch of you la s t w eek and paid you $2 In cash for It. You said It w ould w ork like a c h a rm — and it do esn ’t keep tim e a t a ll.” ‘T h a t's all rig h t, m y frie n d ,” rep lied the Jew eler calm ly. “ N e ith e r does a ch arm .” As It May Be. “P eople a re not a lik e ,” re m a rk e d th e m oralizer. "W h at su its one m ay n o t please a n o th e r.” "R ig h t you a re ,” re jo in ed th e d e m oralizer. “ W h at Is one m an 's a u to m obile m ay be a n o th e r m an 's Jug g e rn a u t.” ©he M O M ENT 1 | I j H E young g irls a re bene­ fiting by th e prev ailin g note of g irlish n e ss w hich c h a ra c te riz e s th is sum ­ m e r's d re sse s, and for once a t le a s t th e y have | a d is tra c tin g n u m b er of m odels from w hich to choose. Som e a re love­ lie r th a n o th e rs and all h ave lines of g ra ce and beauty. T he m ajo rity of th o se Intend­ ed for a fte rn o o n w ear a re q uite sim ­ ply m ade. T h e m a te ria ls a re a com ­ bin atio n re p re se n tin g d a in tin e s s and tn ex p en stv en ess, and trim m in g s are lim ited t o fancy collars, e n tred eu x , tu ck s and so ft silk b e lts and ties, w rites a fashion e x p e rt In th e New Y ork H erald. M uslins, law ns and lin en s a re th e fa v o rite fo u n d atio n s for d re sse s to be w orn a t ten n is and g a rd e n p a rtie s, for d riv in g a t fashionable re s o rts and up­ on the o th e r p le a sa n t o ccasio n s In w hich g irls who a re not y e t In th e de­ b u ta n te c la ss a re p e rm itte d to p a rtic i­ pate. T h ese sim ple n a m e s of m ate­ ria ls do n o t convey all th a t th ey m ight, how ever, for th e reaso n th a t m uslins and lin en s In th e finer q u a litie s a re re ally glorified fa b ric s, sh e e r In w eave, d e lic ate In te x tu re a n d offered In ex­ q u isite colors. H alf a dozen of th e s e th in a fte rn o o n d re sse s a re not too m any for th e a v ­ e ra g e young girl to p o ssess, and It goes w ith o u t say in g th a t tw o of them w ill be w hite. A w hite lin g e rie and a w h ite lin e n a re a lm o st e sse n tia l to th e su m m er outfit. T h is lea v es four, o r m ore If liked, to be ch o sen In th e w e a re r’s m o st becom ing colors. T he sh a d e s from w hich young g irls m ay choose a re so m ew h at m o re lim ited th a n for o ld er w om en, b u t th e lis t In­ cludes pink, blue, gray, c rea m o r pale yellow, brow n and rose. T h e d a rk e r sh a d e s a re su itab le for lin e n s and sim ila r m a te ria ls , w hile th e sh e e r fa b ric s c a n n o t be too d e lic a te In th e ir colorings, If th e y a re to be m ad e w ith­ out th e veiled effect, w hich Is one of th e fad s of th is season. A m ong th e sim p le r m a te ria ls a re c h arm in g m a rq u ise tte s, sho w in g deli­ c a te pink strip e s a lte rn a tin g w ith an openw ork p a tte rn , and th e re are d o tted and figured c o tto n m a rq u ise tte s and m uslins w hich h ave all th e b eau ty of silk and a re m uch b e tte r su ited to th e y o u th fu l w e a re r th a n even foul­ a rd s or som e of th e so fte r w eav es of ,11k. T he c o tto n voiles, new in w eave and finish, w ere n e v er m ore a llu rin g , and th ey d ra p e a g irlish figure as no o th ­ e r fabric does. W ith pink a n d w hite, ro se and w hite, g re en w ith w h ite fig­ u re s and In dull g ra y pin strip e s a b rillia n t to u ch of color is used, p e r­ h a p s a sa tin bow or a p iping on a round collar, to give th e d re ss an air. N arrow V a len c ie n n e s In se rtio n s are used fo rt h e m ost p a r t on lin g erie d re sse s, and even th e se a re now often trim m ed w ith o th e r lac es o r w ith em ­ b ro id ery to d iffe re n tia te th em from th e u b iquitous re ad y m ade g a rm e n t. I j W orks Both W ays. “T h e c la rin e t," re m a rk e d th e a m i te u r a s he paused to g e t his second wind. "Is th e h a rd e st In stru m e n t tc play.” OTH IN G Is p re ttie r In c u t fo r a “A nyw ay," rejo in ed his one-m an au­ sim ple lin g e rie d re ss th a n the dience, “ it c a n 't be any h a rd e r to play one m ade w ith a s tra ig h t line th an it is to liste n to." a cro ss th e neck re a c h in g from sh o u l­ d e r to shoulder, a fte r th e sty le of Ita l­ ian d re sse s w orn In m ediaeval days. H is T ask. “Did you do m uch sight-seeing w hen T he line Is horizo n tal, and th e fro n t and back a re filled In w ith b an d s of you w en t a b ro ad ? ” '•‘No,” a n sw e red Mr. Cum rox. "M oth­ lace ru n c rossw ise. A m a rq u is e tte or er a n d th e g irls did th e sight-seeing. d a in ty m uslin d re ss m ade In th is sty le 1 had to p u t in m y tim e flndfng th e would h ave an Inch w ide s trip of trim ­ places w h ere th ey cash le tte rs of m ing, e ith e r a hand em b ro id ere d strip o r good lace, finishing th e top of th e c re d it.”— W asp. w aist, fro n t and back. T h en from th e p o in t w here th e tw o s trip s m ee t on T he M odern W ay. th e sh o u ld e r th e y w ould u n ite and con­ “H as he ask ed y our p a re n ts foi tin u e down th e sle ev e s on th e o u tsid e your h an d y e t? ” of th e arm In a sin g le band. "My, no. T h a t’s an old fashioned A pink d o tted m uslin w as m ad e In custom th a t’s no longer observed. My th is fashion w ith an Inch w ide piece fa th e r m ay co n sid er him self lucky 1/ of C luny In se rtio n o u tlin in g th e neck we d ecide to send him an in v ita tio n tf and fo rm in g th e sleeve trim m in g . T he our w edding.” sle ev e s w ere a n arro w kim ono cut, w ith a band of th e lace fin ishing the bo tto m at th e elbow , w h ere an u n d e r­ T h ought Q uickly. sleeve of fine w hite tu ck ed linen w as W h a t is a to te m pole?” his seen. T h e blouse w as d raw n In a t asked. A to te m pole,” he said, th in k in g th e w aist u n d e r a c ru sh ed b e lt of pink fast, “ Is th e ra il—o r pole— on w hich j silk and th e s k irt fell a bit full a t the an o b jec tio n a b le citizen Is rid d en —-a w aist, b u t r a th e r s c a n t a t th e bottom and had a ten-inch band of fine em ­ to te d —o u t of th e com m unity.” b ro id ery w orked a c ro ss below the k n e es and fallin g over a p lain sk irt T he B e tte r W ay. M aude — F o rm erly w hen Miss of th e strip e d m aterial. T h e re Is sc a rc e ly a n y d re ss d e sig n ­ S c re ec h er w as asked to sin g she w ould ed now for a young g irl w hich does say "O h, I c a n 't." C lara — B ut sne d o e sn 't do th a t now n o t show a low co llar o r th e neck cut M aude— No; she le ts th e audience aw ay to d isclose th e th ro a t In a com ­ fo rtab le and p re tty way. O ld er wo­ find It o u t for them selves. m en have adopted th e sty le to a g re at e x te n t, but It Is one u n iv ersally be­ G entle P ro te st. com ing to youth, while only occasio n ­ B a rb e r (on tr a in ) — Yes, th is Is s ally so to w om en who have passed g re at road, sir. L et m e d esc rib e It to th e ir girlhood. Low round co llars you as I w ork. of e m b ro id ery a re alm ost a lw ay s seen Man In C hair— E r—yes, b u t don’t on th e linen d re sse s, and any se v e rity put th e c u rv e s In m y ch ee k s w ith of c u t Is th u s offset by th e g racefu l th a t razor. neck trim m ing. A deep ro se colored d re ss w hich G ettin g Back a t th e Prof. would sound a strik in g note a t a te n ­ P rof.—Ie a w aterm elo n a veg etab le nis a fte rn o cn has been selected for a girl w ith d ark h a ir and ex ce lle n t col­ or a fru it? Stud«,—t l o n 't know . B ut please oring T he blouse I, sim ple end un- tell m e w h e th e r clam digging Is flsh- trtm nned, except for th e rolling c o lla r lug o r a g ric u ltu re . of ro se linen em broidered In ro se and edged with a narrow frill of V alen­ cien n es lace set onto th e co llar w ith a A C autloue Gam e. "D oes R llgglns e v er bluff w hen he n a rro w black sa tin piping. T h e d re ss b u tto n s In th e fro n t and h a s a sim ple plays c a rd s T” “N e v er u n til be g e ts hom e gad ex linen belt and cuffs to m atch th e col­ lar t r i u n l n g . W ith th is d re ss tba olalns w h ere he has b e en ” N g irl w e ars a w ide brim m ed ro se col­ ored stra w h a t trim m ed w ith a huge black sa tin bow a t th e left sid e to w a rd th e hack. W hite and black pin strip e d m arq u i­ s e tte or m uslin m ake a becom ing and useful d re ss for alm o st any a fte rn o o n affair, and It can be given m uch of an a ir by th e trim m in g used to b rig h te n It. T h e dull g ra y to n e of th e m a te ria l com bines well w ith rose color o r pink, w hile o e rta ln sh a d e s of blue o r yellow o ften lend a d e lig h tfu l touch. A d re ss of th is design w as m ade w ith a slig h t­ ly c u t out neck and a c o lla rle ss effect w as achieved by an a p p lic atio n of trim m in g to su rro u n d th e neck. T h e trim m in g w as n o th in g m ore th a n a shaped piece of rose colored silk w ith ends w hich fell a lm o st to th e top of th e w ide c ru sh ed b e lt of th e m arq u i­ se tte . T h e sleev es w ere finished w ith a cuff of th e sam e rose sa tin and lace frilling, w hile th e sk irt, w hich w as sh o rt and n a rro w , had a deep band of th e m a te ria l c u t th e o th e r way so th a t th e s trip e s ra n around. T h is band w as headed by a tin y fold of ro se sa tin . H IL E th e se v e re r sty les of linen d re sse s h ave low necks, th e line for th e s e la h ig h er th a n for th e so fte r m odels. V oiles, dainty m u slin s and lin g e rie effects m ay be c u t q u ite lo w ,co m p ara tiv e ly sp e a k in g ,to d isclose th e c urve w h e re th e neck and shoul­ d e rs round Into eac h o th er. T h e re Is th is ru le to ob serv e, how ever. In plan ­ n in g such a frock, and th a t Is to h a v e th e cu rv e shallow a cro ss th e fro n t and back. In ste a d of re sem b lin g a “U " It should be lik e a c resc e n t. A sim ple fold of silk, an e n tre d e u x o r a n a rro w sh a p e d c o lla r m ak e s a becom ing finish fo r th e neck, and th e n th e fa v o rite frill of fine lin e n o r lace m ay be added below this. S o m etim es th e lin g e rie ruffle Is se t on a t th e top of th e n eck and th e re Is no o th e r finish. U n d e rsle e v e s a re a fe a tu re of m an y su m m er d re sse s a n d th e s e show a lit­ tle below th e elbow o r m ore, from h a lf w ay betw een sho u ld er and el­ bow to h alf way betw een w rist and elbow . T h e re se e m s to be no h a rd and fa st ru le a b o u t th e le n g th of sle ev e s fo r su c h d resses. As a u su al th in g th e y com e m idw ay to th e h and, b u t so m e tim es th ey end Just below th e elbow . Few of th em re ac h th e full le n g th of th e arm . a len g th w hich d e tra c ts from th e cool, su m m ery look of a lm o st a n y gow n. Above th e un­ d e rsle e v e th e sleeve p ro p e r Is finished w ith som e trim m in g , a fancy cuff—• p e rh a p s a d ju sta b le , w hich c an be fresh e n e d from tim e to tim e— o r w ith a closely fitting band of e m b ro id ery o r lace. T h is m ay go s tra ig h t aro u n d th e arm o r tu rn a t rig h t an g le s on th e o u tsid e of th e arm and end In an u p ­ w ard p o in t A buff linen d re ss b u tto n in g dow n th e fro n t h a s th e s k irt c u t In a g ra d u ­ a te d panel and a deep plaited flounce re a c h in g all aro u n d from th e sid es of th e panel. T h e blouse also has b u t­ to n s In front, follow ing a diagonal line, and th e re Is a m edium w id th b e lt fa st­ e n in g w ith b u tto n s. A round, flat col­ la r of fine em b ro id ery finishes th e neck and th e th re e -q u a rte r len g th sle ev e s h ave cuffs to m atch . T h e blouse Is given fu ln ess by h a v in g a w ide p lait laid backw ard a t th e shoul­ d e rs and stitc h e d p a rt way down. P o in ted lines In trim m in g a re u ti­ lized effectively In a d ress m ad e of s h e e r b a tiste w ith a tin y all o v e r em ­ b ro id ere d flower. T h e s k irt has a g ra d u a te d flounce headed by a band of c ro ss tu ck in g w hich Is edged on ei­ th e r sid e w ith V alenciennes Insertion. T h is trim m in g form s a deep V In fro n t and slopes upw ard a t th e side«, re a c h in g a lm o st to th e b elt In th e back. T he sam e sch em e Is c a rrie d o u t In th e w a ist trim m in g and It la re p e a te d In th e sleeves. A so ft c ru sh ed pink silk b elt and som e loops of th e silk a t th e neck su g g e stin g a tie com ­ p lete th is c h a rm in g a fte rn o o n cos­ tum e. W To P u t on a Veil. How m any w om en know how to ad­ ju s t a veil? V ery few ; and w hen c a re ­ lessly p u t on, no m a tte r how b e au tifu l th e coiffure o r how becom ing th e hat, th e e n tire effect Is ruined. M any w om en n e v e r a c q u ire th e tric k of a d ­ ju s tin g a veil n e atly , th e re fo re th ey should d isp e n se w ith It a lto g e th e r, o r ta k e tim e w hen th e re U n o th in g m ore u rg e n t on hand, to lea rn th e a r t of dis­ posing of th e en d s and giving It a fin­ ished, ta s te fu l a p p ea ran c e. A veil c a n ­ not be put on h a stily and look well. In th is re sp e c t It re sem b les a sh irtw a is t, re g ard e d by m any as s sim ple g a r­ m ent, but how o ften do you see th e w e a re r of one looking a s trim a s th is little g a rm e n t d em an d s th a t she should! U n less c are fu lly and p e rsist­ e n tly a tta c h e d to th e s k i r t It Is bound to bag; a little e x tra stra in , and It be­ com es com pletely detach ed , leaving an ugly sp a c e betw een th e w aist and sk irt, w hile th e belt offers no reaso n ­ able ex p la n atio n for Its presence.— De­ lin eato r. M e d ic a l C o lla g e Hym n. "H av e you h e ard th e new m edical school hy m n ?" 'N o w h at Is It?" " F ifte e n m en on a dead m an 's chest. ’ ’’— Yale R ecord