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EW YORK. — A sm all, quiet, b u t so r­
ro w fu l if n o t d isg u ste d looking
m an s a t by th e sid e of a m edium -sized
a u to m o b ile th a t w as d ra w n o u t of th e
ro a d a s a la rg e to u rin g c a r cam e
a lo n g , d riv e n by a m an w ith a n In te r­
ro g a to ry a sp e c t. T h e m an In th e
to u rin g c a r h a d se e n th a t a u to e v ery
tim e he p a sse d th a t day, so he slow ed
u p a n d lea n ed ov er:
"H ow long h a v e you b e en h e re ? ”
" S e v e ra l h o u rs."
“ C a n ’t you find o u t w h a t th e m a t­
t e r Is? ”
"N o.”
" In le t valv e all rig h t? ”
"Y es."
" T ro u b le w ith s p a rk p lu g ? ”
" T h in k n o t.”
"H ow a re y o u r b a tte rie s ? ”
“ O. K .”
" H a v e n 't g o t a s h o rt c irc u it, h a v e
you?”
"O h, no.”
"H o w ’s y o u r c o m m u ta to r? "
“G re a t.”
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“ P e rh a p s y o u r w orm
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clogged.”
"N o; all c le a r."
“G ot a n y g aso lin e In y our ta n k ? ”
“ P le n ty .”
.
"H ow ab o u t y o u r c irc u la tio n ? C ylin­
d e r Isn ’t bound, is It? ”
"N o, sir."
" T ire s seem a ll rig h t? ”
"N ev e r b e tte r."
"W ei, m aybe y o u r v ib ra to r Isn 't ad­
ju s te d .”
" T h a t’s a ll rig h t."
“H a v e you looked a t yo u r c a rb u re ­
to r ? ”
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"Y es."
"H ow a b o u t th e cam s h a ft? "
"G ran d .”
"H a v e you tig h te n e d y our c o n n ec t­
ing rods, e x am in ed y o u r c lu tc h es and
gone o v e r th e d iffe re n tia ls? "
"Y es, y e s.”
T h e m an In th e to u rin g c a r p au se d
a m o m e n t and th en , looking a t th e
s tr a n g e r by th e ro ad sid e, said a t la s t:
“ W h a t’s th e m a tte r w ith th a t m ach in e
of y o u rs? ”
"T h e re Isn ’t a n y th in g th e m a tte r
w ith th is m ac h in e; b u t sin c e noon my
w ife h a s been In th a t h o u se o v e r th e r e
k issin g h e r s is te r's first baby good-by.
W h en sh e g e ts th ro u g h , If you a re not
m o re th a n a th o u sa n d m iles a w ay a n d
w ill leav e o u r a d d re ss , I w ill te le ­
g ra p h o r c ab le th e glad new s."
H o w a B rid e’s R o ses L ed H er to T e a r s
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Boy g o t m arrie d h e bou g h t h is
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w ife flow ers, o f co u rse. And a fte r th e
a n s a s c it y
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w e d d in g Mr. W illie Boy n a tu ra lly de­
cided to p re se rv e th e flow ers to look
a t for a ll tim e by pick lin g th em In
alcohol. T h a t w as all r ig h t—it d id n ’t
c o st m uch, ju s t $2 o r $3—b u t th e re
w a s a 700-mile trip b efo re Mr. and
M rs. W illie Boy g o t hom e.
A t first th e y decided th e y ’d pack
th e tre a s u re in th e b ra ss Ja rd in ie re
“ A rt” s e n t and b rin g It hom e In th e
b o tto m of o n e of th e tru n k s . T h en
E m a lln e — t h a t ’s h e r first n am e— r e ­
m e m b e re d th a t am o n g o th e r th in g s It
m ig h t explode and ru in h e r p e rfe c tly
good rose-colored d re ss th a t “Doc"
w e n t c raz y o v e r before sh e w as m a r­
rie d , and th a t th e re w as a 26-lnch w il­
lo w plum e in th e sa m e tru n k , n o t to
sp e a k of a p re tty c o at, a la v e n d e r
gow n, a few m o re h a ts , a co u p le of
h u n d re d doodads o r
som e m ore
c lo th e s. So th e n a tu ra l co n se q u en c e
cam e. W illie Boy c a rrie d th e re m a lu s.
T h e P u llm a n w as h o t a n d W illie
Boy th o u g h t of th e explosion. No use
lea v in g th e Jar o u t on th e v estib u le.
It m ig h t b re a k th e re . H e w a n ted to
sta y in th e P ullm an, b u t h e co u ld n 't.
H e had to s ta y o u tsid e and hold th e
pickled roses. N ig h t c am e and W illie
Boy w as sleepy. H e w e n t to bed, b u t
h e d id n ’t sle ep ; h e w as too b usy h a n g ­
in g th e ro se s o u t of th e w indow to
k e ep th e alcohol cool.
K a n sa s C ity cam e, a n d th e n h o m e;
E m nllne w alked Into th e h o u se and
W illie Boy follow ed w ith th e pickled
once-w ere ro ses.
“ W h a t’ll w e do w ith ’em ?” h e asked.
“W hy. p u t th em In th e a ttic , of
c o u rse ,” E m a lln e a n sw e red .
W illie Boy h a d n ’t beeh m a rrie d
v e ry long and he w a sn ’t In d e p en d e n t.
S till th e re su rg e d Into h is face th e
blood of b a ttle and h is voice s p lu t­
te re d as h e spoke.
“A -at-tlc?” h e a sk ed .
“W ill w e?
W e w on’t. I c a rrie d th o se th in g s 700
m iles, a n d If th e y ’re w o rth c a rry in g
th a t fa r th e y ’re w o rth looking a t, even
If I d o n ’t th in k th e y a m o u n t to m uch.
A ttic noth in g . M antel, th a t's w h e re
th e y ’re
going, u n d e rs ta n d — m an tel.
H e a r m e? ”
A nd t h a t ’s th e re a so n E m a lln e c rie d
th e first day sh e h a d g o t to h e r n ew
hom e.
M o sq u ito G ets C red it fo r a R u n a w a y
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EW Y O RK.— A m osquito w hich a p ­
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p a re n tly w as a c ro ss of th e fam ous
o r n o to rio u s fa m ilie s of J e rs e y well-
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b o re rs a n d S ta te n Isla n d ro c k -d rille rs,
saw G eorge G o rd o n 's nose, buzzed a
little song ab o u t “ Oh, for a p a s tu re
n e w ! ” a n d sw ep t dow n upon th e nose.
T h e n o se a n d G eorge w ere a t th a t
m o m en t beh in d a h o rse th a t G eorge
w a s driv in g .
Now , G ordon had h a d a ll h e could
do to m an a g e th a t s k ittis h ste e d be­
fo re th e a d v e n t of th e In sect. W hen
h e fe lt th e firs t Jab of th e s k e e te r ’s
su rg ic a l s c isso rs G eorge s ta r te d to
k n o c k th e s q u a tte r off his n a sa l t e r r i­
to ry . B ut h e re s tra in e d h is h and, fo r
In th a t In s ta n t he re m e m b e re d th a t he
n e ed e d b o th h a n d s to h a n d le th e fra c ­
tio u s horse.
A nd th e re w as G eorge In a d ile m m a
e q u a l to th a t a n c ie n t one t h a t con
c e rn e d a d evil a n d a deep sea. If he
d id n ’t k n o ck t h a t m osquito off his
n o se he'd lose his life blood, b u t If he
to o k a h an d from th e re in s to d e liv e r
th a t k n o c k o u t sw in g a w ay w ould go
his b a d -tem p ered h o rse !
G ordon sho o k h is head v io len tly
a n d blew h is b re a th to w a rd th e m os­
q u ito to d islo d g e It, b u t all to n o p u r­
pose. T h e In se ct held on a n d Ju st
bored a n d bored. G ordon g ritte d his
te e th a n d re m e m b e re d th e sto ry h e
had re ad In school a b o u t th e S p a rta n .
B u t w h a t w as a m ere fox g n a w in g a t
a bo y 's v ita ls to a re a l, w ar-size J e rse y
m o sq u ito sin k in g a n a rte s ia n w ell In a
m a n ’s n o se!
G eorge could s ta n d It no longer. U p
w e n t one h an d In a sa v a g e sw eep. It
m issed th e m osquito. F o rg e ttin g all
e x ce p t his d e sire for ven g ean ce,
G eorge sw u n g w ith th e o th e r hand.
And a s th e s k e e te r buzzed 'H a, h a ! ”
th e h o rse , free d from c o n tro l, bolted.
P e rh a p s th e w ind c re a te d by th e speed
blew th e m o sq u ito off G ordon's nose.
A t a n y r a te th e p e st v a n ish ed . J u s t
a s G ordon g ra b b ed th e re in s and
s ta r te d to saw on th e b it a w heel
s tru c k a sto n e a n d o u t he shot. H e
lan d e d b ru ise d and stu n n e d a t th e
sid e of th e road.
Dr. F re d e ric k T. W itte, w ho w as
p a ssin g In M b auto, got ou t, revived
G ordon a n d took him hom e in his m a­
chine. W h en th e y a rriv e d a t th e G or­
don dom icile, lo! th e re w as th e ru n a ­
w ay h o rse sta n d in g quietly a t th e s ta ­
ble door.
E a t M u sk ra t, M a yb e; F a rm in C h icago
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IHICAGO.— '“ L oin of C hicago G row n
M u sk rat w ith B u llru sh S auce."
B ills of fa re In C hicago r e s ta u ra n ts
vlll c a rry th e foregoing Item a s a
"special, fresh to d ay " e n tre e If th e
■plans of th re e p io n eer " m u s k ra t farm -
| era" c u lm in ate In success.
T h e first m u s k ra t farm h a s b e en
I s ta rte d . Its p ro d u c ts a re to be food
I and fur. Its m a rk e t w ill be C hicago.
a begin n in g a t least, b u t su c c ess
I m ay broaden Its scope. M ark G elder,
] loan m erc h an t. 1732 8 o u th S ta te
[ s t r e e t ; Ja c k Eck, p a in te r. 348 T w enty-
I six th s tre e t, and John H o ran . W illow
S p rin g s, a re th e p ro p rie to rs of th e
farm . Us location Is In th e "S ag " In
th e to w n s of W orth and P alos. 20
| m tlss so u th w est of C hicago
It com-
M tsea 190 acres. Is m ore th a n a m ile
long and c o n sists of th e fa ire s t s tre tc h
of sw am p s and shallow , little lak e s to
be found In th is sectio n of th e coun­
try . I t a lre ad y h a s a larg e m u sk ra t
population.
T h e b irth of th e farm cam e w hen
G eld er signed a lea se for th e land
w ith Mrs. C a th e rin e R aw lings, Its
ow ner, for a te rm of 15 y ears, s ta r t­
ing on A pril 16, a t a re n ta l of $200 a
y e a r In advance.
T h e farm m ay figure as a w orthy
cham pion In th e fight a g ain st th e high
c o st o f living. S e c re ta ry of A gricul­
tu re W ilson re c e n tly
recom m ended
th e m e a t of m u sk ra ts as a food. H e
em phasized Its c h eap n ess and Its
good qualities. Including flavor and
n u tritio u s value. T he farm m ay en ­
able m any people to follow hla advice.
“O ur first Idea w as Ju st to tra p for
th e fu rs,” said G elder, "b u t know ing
m u sk ra ts w ere good to e at. w e decided
to In v estig ate conditions and try to
prom ote m u sk ra ts as a p opular a rtic le
of diet. W e have stro n g hopes o f suo-
cess, for a tria l will convince people
th a t th e m eat of th e m u sk ra t Is good.”
Old age In su ra n ce Is com pulsory In
G erm any.
M usk Im p o rta tio n s In 1908 am ounted
to over $80,000.
T he silk of th e sp id e r Is lig h te r and
stro n g e r th a n th a t secured from the
silkw orm .
L av en d er and rose perfum es a re
cred ited w ith th e v irtu e of being m i­
crobe-killers.
F o u r and a h a lf m illion gross boxes
of m atches a re used in L ondon In a
year.
T ra v e lin g c ran e s a re now equipped
w ith scales, so the load m ay be w eigh­
ed in tra n s it.
T h ere a re a bout 3,000 w eddings ev­
ery tw e nty-four hours, ta k in g th e en ­
tire w orld into consideration.
T he n a tiv e s of K orea c a rry v isitin g
c ard s w hich m easu re ab o u t tw elve
Inches sq u are, and w hen th e ir use is
re q u ire d th ey a re m erely show n.
T h e F a rth in g G azette, probably th e
cheap est d a ily n ew spaper in existence
has been s ta rte d In Moscow, a n d h a s
a lre ad y a considerable circ u la tio n .
W hile tw o police w ere se t aside 'o
g u a rd th e B ank of E ngland, and tw o
the stock exchange, nin e w ere em ploy­
ed to look a fte r th e B eckton gas w orks.
D u rin g 1908 the autom obile ex p o rt
business of F ran ce, U nited S tates, U ni­
ted K ingdom , Ita ly a n d G erm any, tno
five leading c o u n tries engaged in th o ir
m an u fa c tu re and sale, ag g reg ated
m ore th a n $45,000,000, a g a in st $9,000,-
000 in 1902, a g ro w th of 400 per cent.
A utom obile ex p o rts from th e fo u r for­
eign c o u n tries nam ed, tak e n
as a
w hole, increased from $8,000,000 to
$39,000,000, a gain of 385 per cent,
w hile those from th e U nited S ta te s in ­
creased from $1,000,000 to $5,500,000, a
gain of 450 per cent.
FASHION HINTS
Interesting Tale of Trea
Buried in Marianne Islands,
Ship by «
Tpork .............
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,n s H eó s
5ctûckens........
1 Addre» al' sh,r
C am els A r e th e F reigh t Cars o f B a g d a d
Brigand Chose Death by Drownl
u SMITH
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Rather Than Reveal Hiding Place 1
PffffU A N P. O
of Valuable Cargo Sought
by L ieutenant
w eighing ab o u t 225 pounds, for th e
c onvenience of cam el d riv e rs In load­
ing. T he r a te s ch arg e d to r c a rry in g
fre ig h t a cro ss th e d e s e rt v ary w ith
c onditions, being low est w hen cam els
a re cheap, lab o r and p a stu re p le n tltu l
and fre ig h t offerings none too nun*e r'
F or a com m on bu rd en cam el $30
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Is a fa ir price, though th e tr o tte r s o r
ASHING TO N— Som e of th e w eekly I sw ift m esse n g er cam els a re w orth
c o n su lar and tra d e re p o rts re ­ m ore. A young cam el can so m e tim es
ceived In W ash in g to n from re p re se n t- be had ab o u t B agdad for a s little a s
itlv e s of th e U nited ta te s in foreign th re e or fo u r dollars.
B esides its use fo r rid in g a n d c a r­
lands tell of in te re s tin g th in g s In
jth e r c o u n tries. Am ong th o se re c e n t­ ry in g p u rp o ses th e M e s o p o t a m i a n
ly received w as a re p o rt on th e use A rabs depend on th e cam el for m ilk.
>f cam els as fre ig h te rs.
A ccording S hoes a re m ad e from Its tough, cal­
:o th is re p o rt n e arly 90,000 cam els loused hide a n d in tim es of fam in e
ire used In th e v llla y et of B agdad as its b rittle , stro n g ta s tin g ttesh is e aten .
beasts of bu rd en and w ith donkeys C ondensed m ilk, m ade by boiling
;hey form th e only m eans of c a rry in g fresh cam el m ilk u n til e v a p o ra tio n
leaves only a h a rd ch alk y su b sta n c e .
goods to th e inland points.
Cam el c a ra v a n s go In " s trin g s ,” Is prized am ong th e d e s e rt nom ads.
seven cam els to th e strin g , w ith tw o By ru b b in g th is su b sta n c e b e tw ee n
m en in charge.
FoP a cam el
450 th e h a n d s It re d u ce s to pow der a n d
w a te r It
pounds is a good load, th e nack being w hen m ixed w ith w arm
divided in to halves.
A b u rdened m akes a re fre sh in g d rin k highly e s­
am ong
th e
d e s e rt
folk.
cam el tra v e ls tw o m iles a n h o u r; on teem ed
C am el c alv es a re w eaned In th e ir
long trip s a cro ss th e d e s e rt 12 m iles
n day Is a n av era g e m arch , though e le v en th o r tw e lfth m onth. W hen a
sw ift m esse n g ers, like th e m ounted cam el c a ra v a n Is on th e m arch th e
drom edary p o sts from B agdad to Mos- very young c am els a re o ften tied upon
soul and D am ascus, m ak e forty, fifty th e back of th e m o th e r a n im a ls, sin ce
th ey c a n n o t en d u re th e fa tig u e of a
and even m ore m iles a t a stre tc h .
F re ig h t betw een B agdad and inland long m arch. V aluable dog3 and A rab
points in M esopotam ia is com m only d e se rt hounds, called "slu g e y s,” a lso
packed In p a irs of bales, each bale rid e In th e sam e way.
S a n F ra n c is c o .— In 1823, during
re v o lu tio n In P e ru , a number
w e alth y re s id e n ts of U n a chartert, - twd> out Mid pi
a b rig of 300 tons, to carry to Spaii
¡¡¿ork if o'1” d»r
th e ir p ro p e rty In money and Jewel
a n d a la rg e q u a n tity of nionaatl
plate. It Is said th a t there wi
d o u bloons to th e value of two mini,
ste rlin g , a n d a v a st sum In plate.
B ut a f te r th e tre a s u re was
a n d w h en Its o w n e rs came dowg
th e b each , th ey found the vessel ioi
An E n g lish m a n , a lieutenant I d
P e ru v ia n navy, h e a rin g of the lntt
ed flight, h a d gone on board with t 'u n i e - »"Ok .
ch o se n b and, a n d had cut out
L-: r°“ »*y-
t full* G u d r .n lr e
b rig w ith in h a ll of a Peruvian man-
w ar. H e ste e re d rig h t across the
clflc, a n d In c o u rse of time read
th e M a ria n n e Islands, where the
342J W a s h in
u re w a s b u rled .
Poi
A c o u rse w as th e n laid for Honoli
B ut b e fo re re a c h in g this port qi
, It depot end tran»
re ls b ro k e o u t am o n g the pirates,
th e lie u te n a n t, w ith his two offli
C lo th es f o r
a n d a c ab in boy, having set Are
occasional su it
th e v e sse l, g o t in to a boat and
[n even for th<
th e c rew . O ne of the officers
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(oo, 1» self-trim
m u rd e re d ______________________
a n d th ro w n overboard
fo re th e b o a t re a c h e d Honolulu. Tin the strictest ts
f w outing s
th e p a rty re p re s e n te d themselves
th e s u rv iv o rs of a shipping disaster ¿be. T h e w a i s t
T h e lie u te n a n t, before leaving U b lest pleased w i t t
,nd o n e o r n
had been In love w ith a lady, the
of a P e ru v ia n officer, who was i| f leat'le'’
In th e re v o lu tio n , and before taki , soft tie. oftei
usual accom pa
a n y fu r th e r ste p s w ith regard to
t Low, rolling
tre a s u re , d e cid ed to send for her.
c ab in boy w as d isp atch ed as his en lor the boy of ft
turnover form
sa ry to L im a , b u t on M b arrival thi
w ould m ove rig h t Into th e clouds of he w as seized and throw n Into priM elder boy.—H arr
sm oke and would sniff w ith e v id e n t a n d th e lad y re fu s e d to have anythl A w m s. w r . r
une \
ed By M urine
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f u r th e r to do w ith a man whom
relish .
TOBACCO,
e For Your E y e
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O ne day Y eom an M iller w as w ritin g sty le d a d e te s ta b le pirate.
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Murine
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W rite F o i
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a le tte r and had Just lighted his pipe.
T h e lie u te n a n t and his sole mi i
Remedy
T he bugle called "collision q u a rte rs ,” lng c o m p an io n thereupon chartered^“
and he dropped his pipe and s ta rte d sm a ll fo re a n d a ft schooner, the Sw
A sking T«
to th e s ta tio n on th e ru n . M iller, re ­ low, c o m m a n d ed by one Cap!
tty, you d id n '
tu rn in g to h is " d itty bojf." w hich had T h o m p so n , a n d proceeded to
tontribution pla
been doing d uty as a w ritin g desk, M a ria n n e s for th e treasure. Thoi
around."
c lg a rette-sm o k ln g w as su rp rise d to find th e pipe a lm o st
son trie d h a rd to g et a charter lot
he didn’t h,
o ran g o u tan g , w hich died on the em pty. It w as full w hen he w e n t to
sp ecified p o rt o r po rts, but the 11 nickel, m a m m a .
U nited S ta te s
c ru is e r
W ilm ington q u a rte rs. H e took a look a bout and
h
te n a n t In siste d on a broad chart « going to
at gum for a
’rom th e tobacco h e a rt, is held by Yeo­ saw all th e m en had th e ir pipes. W hen
Including a n y o r a ll the Mariannes
m an H a rv ey L. M iller of th e navy de­ he looked a t th e m onkey It did not
O ne e v en in g , w hen they were
F u r th e r T l«
p a rtm e n t to be th e n e a re s t “alm ost look a t him In th e eye a s It usu ally
s ig h t of th e Islands, the lleutem ^rolring Pollticla
hu m an ” c re a tu re he h a s se e n In his did, b u t tu rn e d Its head In a g u ilty
w ho w as s ittin g on the lee rail cl lnj my speech lai
wide tra v e ls In th e navy.
m an n e r. Y eom an M iller e x am in ed th e tin g w ith h is com panion, was. It
htve s l e p t o v e r
"C hico” w as four m o n th s old, and pipe and found th e m a rk s of little c o n je c tu re d , tip p e d overboard by
l you t h i n k o f t!
stood tw o fe e t n in e In h is b a re feet, sh a rp te e th on th e reed ste m .
isted F r i e n d —
l a t t e r a n d d isap p eared . The
as all tru e so ld iers a re m ea su re d ,
iby, 1— 1 s l e p t
N ext day. a fte r c atch in g th e m onkey a la rm w as ra ise d , but the lleutei
to le t m e s e e
w hen h e cam e Into th e navy. H e w as sm o k in g h is pipe again, Y eom an Mil­ body w as n e v e r recovered.
purch ased by Y eom an M iller a t T am a- le r decided th a t "C hico" had to h ave
T h o m p so n , fro m certain scrap«
Anything
tave, M adagascar, for tw o fran c s. T h e a pipe, and so he m ad e him one from
c o n v e rsa tio n w hich he had overt«
Irs. A—T h ere
sm all anim al looked and a cted In telli­ an Ivory n u t. w ith a re ed stem . h a v in g su s p e c te d th e object o!
[t; say Bhe is si:
g e n t from th e beginning, and soon
Som e of th e young a p p re n tic e s voyage, o v e rh a u le d the dead 11
Prs, Z.—Q uiet?
had c ap tiv ated th e sa ilo rs and men-of- th o u g h t It w as c u te to see “C hico"
a n t's e ffe c ts, a n d among them ii I carrying on wl
w a r’s-men by his funny a ctio n s.
sm oke c ig a re tte s , and th ey ta u g h t him a c h a r t of th e Island on which
Ittonicg up h e r vv
“C hico’s ” end w as due to tobacco. th e use of th e "coffin n a il.” F rom th en tr e a s u r e w a s h idden, but with
O ne of th e g re a te s t p le a su re s of th e u n til his d e a th he w as ra re ly seen n a m e o m itte d .
Soon afterward
ARB E. HU RTO S
sa ilo rs is to sm oke, and. It Is said, th e w ith o u t one.
sig h te d a n o th e r brig, with the
„adville, C olorado.
if.LMDi.tl. G o ld , 81
ones th a t do n o t a re e ith e r sa v in g up
"B e c are fu l, young m an ," said th e of w hich he w as acquainted, and
upper. 11. M nilinR eri
to buy a lib ra ry o r else It Is a c ase of re c ru itin g officer, as he e sp ied a now a rra n g e d to se a rc h for the tri
bon •pnlication. Con
fief treno*: Curt*
“m y w ife w on’t let m e.” C hico” s o o d re c ru it c o n ce alin g a "hom e-m ade" be­ a n d d iv id e It b etw ee n them, giving
form ed th e h a b it of sn u g g lin g up hind his c h a ir, a fte r h e a rin g th e ta le su rv iv in g p ira te a share on com
a g a in st Y eom an M iller w hen h e w as of “C hico,” “o r you w ill m e e t th e sam e th a t h e c o n se n te d to point out
Cinc EMP
re a d in g or sm oking.
T h e m onkey fa te a s he.”
of Portlaf
spot; b u t w ith a th re a t if he did
do so h e w ould forthw ith be hi
fURNISHES
o v e r to th e S p an ish authority«.
TO EMI
A t a c o n c e rte d m oment the
office. 12 N o rth Se,
T he cab took th em hom e.
Dept 2064V Mon*
w as seized by b oth captains aud
Phone or w ire or<
“J u s t c h a rg e It to m e," said th e c o n d itio n s nam ed. He nodded,
t
c a re le ss youth.
a sk e d him if h e would Indicate
"Id e n tific a tio n c ard , s ir," sa id th e situ a tio n of th e treasu re. He m
chauffeur.
T h e y a sk e d If th is was the t
p o in tin g to th e n e a re st of the
" W h a t’s th a t? "
“O ur com pany alw ay s issu e s Id e n ti­ H e a g a in nodded. They invited
to s te p in to a boat which had
fication c a rd s to its p a tro n s .”
“W ell, I h a v e n ’t one. Com e to th e lo w ered a n d gu id e them to the
YO UTH in W ash in g to n is c a rry ­
ure. A fte rw a rd he went below
ing aro u n d In his Inside p o c k et a office to m o rro w and I’ll pay you.”
filled h is p o c k e ts w ith lead and
piece of p a p e r upon w hich th is Is In­
T h e y o u th sc ra p e d to g e th e r
th e
T h en , g o in g dow n the ladder,
scrib ed :
n e c e ssa ry 70 c e n ts b e fo re th e c h a u f­
p u sh e d off th e b o a t with one foot
“F o r tax ic ab h ire, $189.90."
fe u r a p p e a re d n e x t day.
th e sid e of th e schooner and dr
T he youth Is th e son of— well, of
“By th e w ay,” he said, a f te r h e had
fe e t first In to th e sea.
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course th e co n v en tio n s p ro h ib it th e paid, " te ll y o u r people to se n d m e one
U n til w ith in e ig h t or ten yea« I Suite 4 2 7 , M f
use of na m e s—b u t he is th e son of a of th o se Id e n tifica tio n c a rd s, w ill
th e re w a s a liv e one of the boats
Four
m an useful to th e n a tio n In th e se you ?”
w ho, s n a tc h in g a t the suicides
o«ite P o rtla n d
p a rts.
T h e useful f a th e r h a s Ju st
In due tim e th e c a rd cam e. B ills to sa v e him a s he sank, plucked
ab o u t enough fu n d s d e c e n tly to keep w ere to be re n d e re d a t th e e n d of
h is h e a d a h a n d fu l of hair, but
up his end. T h e son p e rfo rc e In sists eac h m o n th , a cc o rd in g to th e polite
n o t ra is e th e heavily weighted
upon e x te n d in g his allow ance.
H e n o te w hich a cc o m p a n ied th e c ard .
T h is p u t a n end to the treasure
h a s to com e to dad e v ery so often , F o rth w ith th e s tr e e t c a rs lo st o n e who
lng. T h e c h a r t w ent Into the ~
o ccasioning m uch h e a rta c h e a n d w o rry had b e en a re g u la r p a tro n . H ence,
slo n of th e S p an ish auinoritles.
to h is p a r e n t
th e piece of p ap er, w ith th e "F o r
In a copy of th e Japan Mall o |
T he o th e r n ig h t th e son w as c au g h t ta x ic a b h ire . $189.90."
y e a rs o r m o re ago the statement
in th e rain. H e had ta k e n a young
It is m ore th a n lik e ly t h a t w a lk in g m ad e t h a t th e B ritish schooner ^
w om an and h e r m o th e r to th e th e a te r w ill be good for him fo r som e tim e
sa ile d fro m Ja p a n as far as '
and th e y w ere h a ste n in g to a s tr e e t to c o m e ; a n d It Is m o re th a n likely,
sm all Islan d belonging to th e*
car. T he ra in becam e a dow npour.
too, th a t o n e of th o se w ho Idly fish g ro u p . In se a rc h of the bur e
’T U c all a cab ,” said th e
young In th e P o to m ac m ay d ra g up on hla
u re. B ut w hile th e captain, ^
m an.
1 hook a c e rta in c a rd of Id entification. ten d e d to sa il fo r Yap, In '
lin es, w as on sh o re the sebooo
c a rrie d off, e ith e r by his ms *>
J a p a n e s e , o r by all four, tbc**
Fool
ted by him , along w ith o th e rs of dif­ th e o n ly p e rso n s on board,
tor Terni
fe re n t m ak e s, for tria l. It is now be­ tim e n o th in g h a s been bear |
BURNING
ing d e m o n s tra te d In th e b u re au .
v essel.
T h e m ac h in e now In u se ta k e s bill»
and sp re a d s th em on a sc re e n . T h is
,
K NO CK S
Tim e to Rebel.
sc re e n Is revolved ra p id ly th ro u g h a
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It w as In one of those u ltr a - s i
so lu tio n of soap and w a te r, w hich
P nc 25 cents. Al
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ta k e s off th e grim e. T h e n e x t diso t a u r a n ts w h e re It costs a
A lls k y I
ta k e s th em th ro u g h a s tro n g so lu tio n g la n c e a t th e m enu.
N CLE SAM now h a s a w ash day. It of a d isin fe c ta n t, w hich re m o v e s th e
" T u rtle do v e,” whispered tn (
Isn ’t a lau n d ry for soiled clothing, g e rm s. A th ird disc re m o v e s th e girl w ho h a d been Invited
b u t for good U n ited S ta te s p a p er tra c e s of th e o th e r tw o w a te rs and “w o n ’t you o rd e r me ,ome
;
m oney. W h en som e of th e bills find se n d s th e hill nut o nto a p la t re a d y for h a ck te r r a p in ? It ia
th e ir w ay back to th e b u re a u of e n ­ th e " p la te r." T h e " p la te r" Is th e sa m e a p o rtio n .”
. ,
g ra v in g and p rin tin g In W ash in g to n ro lle r used to p re ss new m oney. II
"N o t ao th a t you can non
w hence th e y cam e b rig h t, c risp and is th is m ac h in e th a t riv e s new m oney sp o n d ed th e young ® »»_ ,
new , a c re d it to th e e n g ra v in g a rt, Its c risp n e ss. A fte r th e w a shed-out m ig h t be a tu r tle dove. »“*
th e y a re re a lly and tru ly in th e ’filthy bills a re ru n th ro u g h th e " p la te r" th e y ra p ln dove.”
lu c re ” class.
a re c o m p a ra tiv e ly n ew —th e Ink color»
Now y o u r w ise old U n c le S am u el h a v in g b een b ro u g h t o u t ag ain and th e
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p roposes to w ash th e b ills and u se d ir t rem oved.
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them as h a s been th e custom .
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a b a n k n o te w ill be e x te n d ed ab o u t a m o u n t to ? "
“W h a t's th e trouble. Ui
D ire c to r J. D. R alp h la on th e Job six ty p e r c e n t by th e new m ethod.
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of d irty bills do Its duty. T h e m a ­ c o st b e tw e e n $800 and $1,000. It will was a lot of figgere • - - .
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c h in e o n tria l Is o n e In v e n te d by sa v e from $500.000 to $1.000.000 a » attention to the d e t a l l » ,
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“£)on’t S m o k e ,” M oral in M o n k ey s’ D e a th
“C
A very attractive dress for a young girl
is made tunic fashion of dark blue Rajah,
with Persian Bands as trim m ing.
T he
undersleeves are of deep ecru net, finely
tucked.
W OULDN’T STAND FO R IT .
W h en It l a m e to Tatainftg: th e s u i-
ta n 'a M e d icin e, H a re m R e b elled .
A bdul H am id, ex-Sultan of T urkey,
is c e rta in ly a m iserab le old m an. To
cap th e clim ax of all his woes it is
sta te d th a t he has been d eserted by his
beloved and, up to recently, devoted
harem . W ould n 't th a t m ake any T u rk
Just a little bit d isg u sted w ith life In
gen eral, especially a m an who has a l­
w ays been fam ed for th e beauty of the
lad les who reigned over his h e a rt and
hom e? A ccording to L a T urquie, the
ex-S ultan w as in such fear of being
poisoned th a t all food or d rin k w hich
he took had previously to be taste d by
som e m em ber of h is entourage. R e­
c ently he decided to m ake sim ila r re g ­
u latio n s w ith re g ard to th e m edicine
p rescribed for him by his m edical a t ­
ten d a n ts.
T h e re su lt w as th a t th e wom en of
th e harem w ere called upon to sw allow
nauseous d ru g s and potions, a regim en
w hich soon told upon th e ir health. In
o rd e r to save them selves fu rth e r ex­
periences of the k ind th ey decided to
d e se rt the ex-C om m ander of th e F a ith ­
ful. w hich they did a t th e dead of
n ig h t, so as to "avoid painful p a rtin g
scenes w ith th e p riso n e r."
F ro m a n in cident a t F rankfort-on-
M aln, G erm any, i t w ould ap p ear th a t
a fte r th e d isp ersal of th e ex-Sultan's
harem som e of th e women w ere fas­
cin ated by the ro otllghts of th e vaude­
ville stag e T he chief a ttra c tio n a t a
F ra n k fo rt m usic hall has been e ig h t
j "gen u in e
odalisques
from
Abdul
H am id 's h arem ,” who appeared under
th e ch arg e of two eunuchs
A m em ber of th e audience discovered
th a t one of th e wom en spoke G erm an
w ith a pure B erlin accent
H e com ­
plained to the police, who proceeded to
th e hotel w here th e p a rty stayed to In­
v estig ate the supposed fraud. T he
T u rk is h consul, being called, declared
th a t th e p assp b rts proved th a t seven
of th e m em bers of the tro u p e w ere
actu ally wom en of th e harem . T he
e ig h th alleged odalisque, who hailed
ftom B erlin, fell on h e r knees and Im ­
plored th e co n su l's protection, d e c la r­
ing th a t she had been kidnaped by th e
tw o T u rk s In ch arg e of th e troupe.
K ent It
m l W ee k s.
C ynieus— ! t la Isapccslbla for • v t
m an to keep a secret.
H enpekke— I d o n 't know about th a t.
My w ife and I w ere engaged for sev­
e ral w eeks before she said a n y th in g to
m e a bout It
A n m i n v * r« t.
E d ito r—I am obliged to decllao y e a r
poem w ith th a n k s
I am very so rry ,
b u t— P oet— But w h a t? E d ito r—T he
m anagem ent Insist» upon m y declining
a ll m e n s th a t way
Y o u th S u ffe r s From T o o M u ch C red it
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