W o u ld [th Wants Eggs Cut Out , foUM* for limt-vl«*« pr.- W h a t does th at mean? / It means that the men th at In • books past generation w ould have been In­ dependent m erchants are now the em­ ployes of these stores, and n ever can be anything else; em ployes on w age* w ith tim e checks, fines, and th eir d aily w ork dependent upon a m a n a g e r’s ca­ price. Th at Is th eir prospect In life. It Is hard (In some of Its a sp ec ts), and A r t h u r R a c k h a m 'a fa ll Illu stration s w e dislike to adm it It, but It Is the « i l l In clude pictures fo r “ R hJnegold” truth. an d “ T h e V a lk y r ie ,” tra n slated by M a r ­ The gigantic departm ent stores and g a re t A r m o u r fro m th e W a g n e r li­ m all order houses are bu ilt o f the bretti. ruins of Independent stores, Just as A m o n g e a rly n ovels w ill be a n ew the Christian churches of Rom e w ere book by E d w a r d C. Booth, a u th or of built of the fragm en ts of the old tem­ "T h e Poet G ir l.” It also is a story of ples, and each Independent store de­ life a n d love in the a u th o r’B native stroyed Is an Independent m erchant Y o r k s h ire country, an d it w ill a p p e a r turned Into a sa laried em ploye.— u n d er the title o f “T h e D o c to r’s L a a s.” Charles E d w a rd R u ssell In Success A n ov e list o f a gen eration ago, M rs. Magazine. M a rie W a ls h , has ju s t d ie d in N e w S h e D i d n 't C n r e . Y ork . Sh e w as the a u th o r of " W i f e of Mrs. Stuyvesant F ish , at a luncheon T w o H u sb a n d s,” “ Thie L o s t P a ra d is e ” In N ew York, said w ith good-hum ored and “T h e R om an ce o f a D ry G oods m ockery of the su ffragettes: D ru m m e r.” Sh e d ra m atized M iss B rad - “ I f they keep on, their outlook, re a l­ don’s novel “ T hree T im e s D ead .” ly, w ill become as naively selfish as W h y do w om en w rit e rs fav o r the M rs. D ash ’s. M r. D ash, as his young pseudon ym "G e o rg e ? ” T h e re w ere w ife pos“d before the m irror In a dec­ "G e o rg e E lio t” an d "G e o rg e S a n d ," an d ollete gown from the dearest shop in at p resent th ere is ‘‘G eo rge F le m in g ,” the Rue de la P a lx , regarded the pret­ J u lia C onstance F le tc h e r. “ G eo rg ty little lady Indulgently, and said Schook,” a H a r p e r w rite r, com pletes w ith a sigh : t?ie " f o u r G eo rge s.” B u t there Is now IO C {C A N T IL I AddrM* »K l . s m i t h m e a t CO. J ntm * the B e e f T ru s t" NY [ ¿ r T LAND , O R E G O N Blood Humors t .e c la e t lr i ~ $ " I n thla country," rejoined the fuasv haehelor, "th ere .hould be a law for- h idulng any g irl having a beau until she la able to navigate the streets w ithout the aid of a dog on the end of a strin g.” — Chicago News. ......................... 12C ................... i 8 c ®en3 cfi citena, lb 2 0 t o 22A c ........................ 25c C om m only cause pimples, bolls, hives, eczem a o r salt rheum, or some other fo rm o f eruption; but sometimes they ex ist In the system, Indicated by feel­ in g s o f weakness, languor, loss of a p ­ petite, o r general debility, without c au sin g a n y breaking out. T h e y a re expelled and the w hole sys­ tem Is renovated, strengthened and toned b y s i.io r o l. l - l have often h eard o f your L iuop problem.“ W h a t la it? r slll,„i (w h o happen s to be a C . » -The problem 1» h ow to |mo»t alckela out of It with the Iwndlture of money on i t — C ht- 20 , 0 ( e r in block Hood’s Sarsapa ri lla REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; irchaser. use CRESCENT G et It to day In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called S a r s a t a b s . 25c. FULL POUND In a true love affair concessions m ust be m ade on bot/h sides." baking powder T e n d e d t'uncesnlons. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN "T h a t Is what the duke «aye. He has offered to give up baccarat If dad w ill part with another m illion."— K an­ sas C ity Journal. F ir s t class w o rk at reasonable p rices. J Furnishings, d Caps, Trunks are, Iron beds p sold regard- i August 1st. ively sold for d notes will be F re e exa m in a tion and p e r fe c t ly fitted glasses us lo w as c $ 2.00 __ No ‘“ You do look nice In th at frock, dear, but It cost me a heap of m oney.’ ‘“ You dear old boy,’ she cried, ‘w h at do I care for m oney w h en it’s a Ques­ tion of p leasin g y o u ? '” o f thf> W t S E D E M S T R IA L S ■ Ifo t h e r s w i l l fin d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g i s y r u p th e b e s t r e m e d y to use f o r t h e i r c h ild r e n d u r in g th e t e e t h in g p e r io d . fa k in g m ethods. Fam ous [ I HAYNES Fourth F lo o r f f P L Portland H otel, P o rtlan d O re. lll£ ITS GOING ON |PT0 PORTLAND FREE CUT KATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY EVER/THING LOOKS AS GOOD , NEW SINCE YOU CLEANED 1'“ CLAD I TOOK THAT PAW ­ PAW PILL LAST NIGHT / l P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n ........F r e e [ S ilv e r F i l l i n g # ....................... 50c K Gold F i l l i n g s ...........................75c f 22 K. G old C r o w n s ............. . $ 3 P o rc e la in C r o w n s ..................$3 V M ola r G o ld C r o w n s ................$4 € b rid g e W o r k , 22 K . G o ld . . . . $3 'J In la y F ills , P u r e G o l d ......... $2 »/ V e r y N ic e R u b b e r P l a t e ___ $4 jbefPlnte on E a r t h .................................... $7 [ IlTlS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D , hrow your m oney a w a y . A d o lla r sa ved larsparned. O u r o r ig in a l re lia b le M o d ern lliethods and ou r p e r fe c t e d o ffic e e »♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ »♦♦♦♦ ♦ »♦ > * ONEY ! IE S ! of trotitinv o--«il>le such riclty, Chiropractic. Hinson rays, Ilske-oven, ■tiona. Hath« o f all kinds. Physical Culture. ■ fan.oun Nauheim treatm en t prescribed so ■ Europe for heart trouble and asthma. ■» .rnim in especially equipped with a mod- Lry and a staff o f Surgeons and Physician» iWirieiMw and hlgli lovu te. \Ve euro Rheu- Diswiheg pari ilia r to W om en, C hronic Con- l. Kidney, Bh adder, L iv e r and Htomaoh Trou and Skin I)i«oa»es. Paralysis. Habits o f J - rt* of both old and yountf. and all Ncrv- ■Chronio Disease«. T estim on ials on hie from ■ cured whom you can w rite to. W rite o r call ¡pfuar« Consultation free. A ll ¡meet ion* Itial (.'harxe« moderate Address lira. Ni«- |ed!ih Sanitarium, 488 M arket S t.. ©or. n k lore. uu li ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER are qu ick ly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma Remedy. A s k your d ru g gist or send six cents postage fo r F ree Sam ple to WASHINGTON. HAIR W e C u r e all Scalp Diseases, stop F a llin g Hair. P re v e n t Baldness, G row L a d ie s ’ and C hildren a H a ir rapidly, soft, glossy and beantiful. W e F u r n i s h out o f tow n people hom e tre a t­ m ent. W r ite us today fo r question blank and 4 THE G AR LO W H A IR G R O W I N G C O ___________________________ THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST cific Coast Biscuit Company Portland S e a ttle S pokane A«k for T h eir G o o d * and & ^ S A V E THESE i Articles W it h o u t C ost 'III" r M f* K j BAKING pow d er In N L cen t cans on ly. k ^ ^ T U H t D O N l^ ^ 1 ; . C hicago t> K , ssa Oregon] KANSAS kgj A d d rew PT.UMMER DRUG COM PANY Third and Madison Portland, Or. H A N SEN ’S COtMPLIES WITH ALL PU R E F O O D LAW S H an sen H ir e . H e lp EMPLOYMENT F r e e to E m p lo y er* OFFICES M akes 25 N o rth Second S t. Phonen: M ain 1526; A 1526. L a d ies D ep artm en t. SfiM i W a s h in g to n S t. Ph on e« M ain 2692; A 2692. P o rtla n d . O regon . th e N O YOU Less NO TRUST PRICES ist and an account o f the p ro g re ss of jo u rn a lism in his day. M rs. H u m p h ry W a r d has not scored an E n g lis h success w ith "L a d y M e r ­ ton, C olon ist.” T h e S a tu rd a y R ev ie w th in ks the story v e ry thin and th re a d ­ bare. “ W e n ever read a novel o f M rs. H u m p h ry W a r d in which, the c h a ra c ­ ters w ere so sk etc h ily ou tlin ed an d so u n in terestin g. B u t the book w ill be p op u la r because it id ealizes the can t BEST AT A N Y P R IC E or your money back ijers i 1 U iS £ f| :y ■lord or P oT T.loin F illt a s s .................. ... $ 1 - J J ¡¿ f Silver Filling............................... SOt “ ÎÎ 22 No chargea for Paini«» Extracting when oth«r « a » b done> 16 rear*’ Gaarontm wttfc all work. Hoar* I a a to I p. a ÖIW Morriooa S M I . | T a k e c a r at dep ot and tr a n s fe r to W a s h in g to n S t. A y e ris H a ir V ig o r, as now m ade from our new im proved form ula, is the latest, most scientific, and in every w ay the very best hair preparation ever placed upon the market. Fur fa llin g h air and d an d ruff i : is the on e great m edicine. -----S .d , by the J. C. A y » r Co.. Lowd’.l, — DAISY FLY KILLER ? Neat, rocta c * le n 4 a th UoU 81 «a n, on taL convenient, cheaol l $ i t i all i®ato*. Made of metal, tanno* spill or tip over, will no# soil or injure anything:. Guaranteed edectlv*«» O f a i dealer* or sea« prepaid for 20 cents. J BA ROLD 80 MERR * i $0 DeXolb A * *, ■loot:ya, K .T . ' ay & Co. Sherman F .S T A B L IS H E D 4 0 Y E A R S S IX T H , A T M O R R I S O N S T ., P O R T L A N D , O R . W e w a n t yo u to t r y this P ia n o I N YO U R H O M E FREE. W e w a n t y o u to tr y it a t o u r e x p e n s e b e c a u se — At the end o f th irty days th e P ia n o IT S E L F w ill con vince y o u o f the fo llo w in g | fa c ts: I t ’s the b e st v a lu e on e a rth f o r th e p rice * i l ($275). s< I t ’s M U S IC A L L Y and M E C H A N IC A L L Y 'r ig h t ! 5 , . W e k n o w th ere is so m uch re a l v a lu e in this W e llin g t o n Pian o— w e ’re 3 e'lin g f o r easy payments — th at $275— on w e ’re w illin g to let it be I T 'S OlhTV S A LE S M A N . I t w ill tell it's own story to you — in y o u r home— i f y o u ’ll send us the coupon. Please send me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Nam e ................................................... Address ........................................................ T h e p u b lication of the com plete e d i­ O n tclasN ed. tion o f the w o rk s a n d correspondence W e a r ie d w ith his e v erla stin g hike, of G alile o, u n d ertak e n by the Ita lia n the W a n d e r in g J ew stopped to rest. gov e rn m e n t in 1890, is a t an end, the “W h a t ’s the use?” he exclaim ed. “I con clu d in g v olu m e h a v in g ju st been can ’t keep up w ith old m an W e s to n to H e ’s forty m iles ahead issued. It is the tw entieth. I t con­ sa v e m y life! tains in dexes to the w h ole set a n d an of me and goin g like the w in d !” R u n n in g a tre m b lin g hand through "In d ic e b io gra fle o ” of G a lile o 's contem ­ poraries. T h e edition is p u b lish e d at his flo w in g beard, he proceeded to heap a few choice m aledictions on the day of F lorence, w h ere G a lile o died. Its fu ll his birth. title is “ L e O p ere dl G a lile o G a lile i: E d izion e N a t io n a le sotto g li a u sp ic il dl W h a t ’s th e UaeY S u a M a g e sta il R e d' Ita lia .” “Y o u d on ’t take your doctor w ith you w hen you trav el now, I see,” said his F A T E OF A N O R CH AR D. confidential friend. " N o ,” said the financial m a gn ate; A T ra ged y in K n iu m « T h a t H a s a “he’s too tyran n ical. Besides, it’s ju9t P a th e tic S id e . as cheap to have him fix me up a fte r A tra g e d y w a s enacted In K a n s a s I ’ve com e b a ck from one of m y long the o th e r d ay , nam ely, the d e lib e ra te trips.” HI I m u ii <1 e r s t o o d . M rs. H o yle — One w a s a sig n e r o f the dependence. M rs. vorce decree did he Press. lie d . h a r r o w in g to the soul o f G iffo rd Pln - chot; It w a s w orse th an that, fo r the trees b u rn e d w e re not those of the fo r­ est, b u t o f an o rch ard . T h e y w e re a pp le trees— 65,000 o f them o r th ere­ abouts. T h e s e trees w e re p lan ted twenty-five y e a rs ago, and w e re in the v e ry p rim e o f life at the tim e o f th eir destruction. T h e m a n w h o placed them th ere looked fo r w a r d to the tim e w h en the fru it fro m th eir b ra n c h e s w o u ld b rin g h.im a fortu ne, a n d he cu ltiv ated and cared fo r th em to the best of his a b ility . T h e y g r e w an d flo u rish ed fo r a fe w years, b u t w h en the tim e cam e for b e a rin g they produced little o r no fru it. T h en the so il w a s e x am in e d — a p roc e ed in g that h ad been overlooked in the b e g in n in g — a n d It w as found not to be a dap ted to app le g ro w in g . th at o rch ard , a n d the one c o n solin g reflection is th at p ossib ly the a pp les It m ig h t h ave g ro w n w ere Ben D a v is e s .— T e r r e H a u te (I n d . ) S tar. “ John F ra n k J on es," A n sw er. said the m agistrate, W a te ry B yes. P IP E R E P A IR IN G Of ere. y description by mail. AMBER. BRIER and MEERSCHAUM. Aftkkisi Colon«. i S IG S IC H E L 9 i C O . 92 Tired Street Portend ’ PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. o f P o rtla n d , O rego n TO EM PLO YERS RESTORE YOUR HEALTH It is the privilege o f most men and women to be strong and healthy, and if you are suffering from any weakness o f the Stomach, Liver or Bowels, take the Bitters just now. It is for Poor Appetite, Flead- ache, Indigestion, Dyspep­ sia, Costiveness, Malaria, Fever and Ague. Try a bottle today, but be sure and get the genuine, with Private Stamp on neck. M ain office. 12 N o r t h Second S t. M ain 5670; A 1406' L a d ies D ep t. 206Mi M orrison S t. M ain 1062; A 2064 Ph on e o r w ir e ord ers a t ou r ex p en se. MODERN M ETH O D S S em p er F id elia PARCRAWF SECRET SERVICE AGENCY W e a re p rep a red to u n d erta k e a n y le fritim a ta d e te c tiv e w o rk (both c iv il and c rim in a l) in a ll p a rts o f th e U n ite d S tates. O p e n D a y a n d N ig h t . C F. PARKER. Supt H unks : Oftce. Mare 3209; Res.. M 442$ 214 16 Henry Bui dins, PORTLAND, OREGON. a „ COFF'EEl ; TEA SPICES B A K IN G POW DER EXTRACTS JUST KIGHT .'W^ í TFTT' l 'T I.!^ CLOSSET & DEVERS OSTETTER 1 st POSTUMO. ORE t — ; CELEBRATED N STOMACH a m tfy e .& d K ic O ABSOLUTELY CURES B IT T E R DR. WHITING’S REMEDIES ,\f A N U FA < ’ TTTR KI • BY Alcohol. Tobacco, Cocaine, Morphine. Cigarette or Other DOPE HABITS CURED P o sitiv ely and h arm le ssly in sh ort tim e b y the n e w O lco neia M ethod. T re at­ m ent is not e x p e n siv e o r p ain fu l. You need not rem ain a s la v e to y o u r habits, w hen a sh ort stay a t o u r S a n itariu m w ill m a k e you free . A d d re ss OLCONEIA CO.. Arleta Station. N A T IO N A L MEDICINE CO., LTD. 4 2 2 'Shelley Bik., Morrison St., Rooms 3 and 4, Portland, Or. H o •• Marshall 2119 1. A P P E N D IC IT IS R E M E D Y . T h e only known cure lo r Apiien dicitls without fh aid o f th e km le. G ive« iininedin'e re lie f. and effect« a permanent cure in a short tim e. P R IC K »5. 6. “SPECIAL" REMEDY. For W om en'« A ilm en t« Tum or* o f the Pow- elfc A l«o i»ifil>etes. Kidney and Bladder Trou- tde« P R IC K .*> ’I hi» New S cien tific W ork in a hom e tr< stm ent. W rite o r call am i we w ill explain. K te m a l treatm ent only. o f th e year t o b a v a y e a r teeth ou t a n d p l a t e a n d b rid g a w ork don«. F o r o u t- Portland, Or. Of-town oat ron« wa finish p i n t e a n d b rid ge work In o n « day i f nectureary. Solar Crown* $ 5 . 0 0 22k Bridz.To.lh3.5 0 Gold Fillio,, 1 .0 0 SHOES •5 , «4 , * 3 .GO, »3 , «2 .5 0 & «2 En.m.1 Fillinf, 1 .00 8ilver Filling« 6oc,4 Rubber THE STANDARD FOR 3 0 YEARS. Millions of men w ear W L. Douglas «hoes be­ cause they are tha low­ est prices, quality con- i in the worW. Made upon honor.of the best leathers, h r the Mlrd «*«•«, In all the latest fashions. §oy9’8hoe9, $3. $2.50 A $2 > NOW 'I est TIME W. L. DOUGLAS T h in k not y o u r estate y o u r ow n | W . L. Douglas $5.00 and $4 00 shoes equal w h ile a n y m an can c all upon yo u fo r 1 Custom Be«*ch W o rk «ostaag $6.00 to $6.00. m on ey w h ich you can n o t pay. a W ea ry, FURNISHES HELP EREIL T h e su b so il into w h ich the roots o f the trees pen etrated did not su pp ly the ele­ m ents necessary to the form atio n of fru it. T h e o w n e r e x perim en ted a w h ile lon ge r, h o p in g to fu rn ish tho needed elem ents th rou gh fertilize rs, but to no effect. O c aslo n a lly th ere w ou ld he a lig h t crop o f apples, but the o rc h a rd as a w h ole w a s a fa ilu r e ; in g those trees b urn , th ough he k n ew It w a s the p rop er course. B u t they w e re trees th at represen ted hope an d la b o r an d satisfaction In th eir g row th . A n d th ey w e re liv in g , an d In g o in g d o w n by the a x a n d b y fire they seem ed to rep roach him , for no one w ith im a gin a tio n can w o rk w ith trees a n d p lan ts w ith o u t fe e lin g th at they a ll h av e a certain sen tient life. It w a s a teal tra g e d y , the b u rn in g o f W eak, o f m y a n c e s to r * D ec la ra tio n o f I n ­ D o y le — W h o se d i­ sign ?— N e w Y o r k R e lie v e d B y Murine E y e Rem edy. T ry M u rine F or Y ou r E y e Trou bles. You W i l l L ik e Murine. I t Soothes. 50c a t Y o u r D ru ggists. W r ite F o r E y e Books. F r e a M urine E y e R em edy Co., Chicago. b u rn in g o f 800 acres of trees. It w a s not the sort o f d estruction that Is so most B n l i v v l r l « T « t h without Pl»t«» *3 5# to »5 Portland, Oregon doctor A s k h im ab ou t It, than d o us h e eavs o f the h ou r.” K e e p O at o f D ebt. 25 Ounces for 23 Cents Bed M Ratto „ ... Piale............. » ? S # P .a n t E-lrariiaa 50c h est m e t h o d s 342 J W ashington St., F o rm u la w ith each b o ttle S h o w it to y o u r he w ill take up h is fa th e r’s "M e m o ir s ” w h ere the latter laid off an d in co rp or­ ate them in a b io g ra p h y of the jo u r n a l­ fen se? " ‘H a b it u a l th irst, y o u r hon or.” C o st* Cold Fidiaci......... $1 ■> Eatne1 Filiate» . $1-00 — W a lt e r P u litzer, son o f A lb e r t P u lit ­ zer, ■ fo rm e rly p ro p rieto r o f the N e w Y o rk J ou rn al, w hose death w a s som e m onths a g o recorded, ann oun ces that w ith severity , “ you a re c h a rg ed w ith h a b itu a l d ru n k en n ess. W hat h av e you to offer In excuse fo r y o u r of­ F A IL U R E S $5.00 P a in le s s E x tra c tio n F r e e w h en p latea o r b r id a » w o r k m ord ered . Conati Ita tio n F re e . Y o u c a n n o t y e ! be ter pn r'et-a w o rk a n y w h e re , no m a t t « » how m uch you pay. A ll W o r k Fu lly G u a r a n te e d f o r f i f t e e n Y e a r * an ticipation an d free fro m a n y control o r in te rfe re n c e o f a n y h usban d she m ay have.” A A lw a y s w o rk s rldht V.'ar Ci#wvs. , 22k Prd*« Teeth . . $3.50 SSwr FJ'iivn.... 50c Coed FuMe. Putt. $5.00 Inherits h is hom e at R ed d in g, Conn., and a ll oth er real an d p erson al estate. T h is she w ill en jo y "w ith o u t p ow er of B a k in g S w e e t e r , L ig h t e r U n i o n P a i n l e s s D en ti st s H a v e yo u r te e th out and p ta te and b rid g e w o r k done. F o r c u t- o '- to w n p atron a w e lim ati p l a t * nnd b r id g e w o rk in on e d a y il n ecessary. P R IC E S ; It’s fine care thar makes fine w* hair! Use Ayer's Hair Vigor, new improved formula, sys­ tem atically, conscientiously, and you will get results. We know it stops falling hair, cures dandruff, and is a most elegant dressing. Entirely new. New bottle. New contents. Dr. B. E. Wright Co« Does not change the color o f the hair. U n d e r th«e w ill o f M a rk T w a in , C la ra L a n g d o n C lem ens, w ife o f O ssip Ga- b rllo w itsc h , sole s u r v iv in g dau gh ter, finally he g a v e up In d iscou ragem en t a n d sold It to a m an w h o proceeded to b u rn up the trees a n d turn the 800 #3.00 S A M P L E D E R B Y . F E LT . S T R A W *1 .50 HaUCleaned, Blocked 50c; Panama«, a cre s Into a cornfield. o rt tim by using: I T C H in C a A sh N B e E CURED P L U M M E R ’S I T C H REMEDY , W e offer] ust when] w prices, n ila r bar* ick or tanj rQvjtS M a N F*.® PU'asant, P a la ta b le. P oten t. T a s te Good. D o Good. N e v e r S icken . W ea k en o r G ripe. 10c. 25c. 50c. N e v e r «o ld in bulk. T h e pen- nine tab let stam p*xl C C C. G u aran teed to cure or yo u r m oney back. ! Dr. B. E. Wright room fo r a G eo rge V. , $1. Trimming* 25c each. Ladie* Hatl T h e m an w h o h ad plan ted the o r ­ I Remodeled. Willow Plume« retied and D v-d. Complete I me < f M illinery. ch ard looked on and felt so rro w at see­ »3 1 5 ALDER S T .. PORTLAND Will S ecu re Y o u M a n y U »e fu l les we are offer I >od a place a$] resents a cer- I cupies so much | • money in fall I OUNCES goods on the! ts. Law , ‘ T find Cascareis so good that I w ould not be without them . I was troubled a great deal w ith torpid liver and headache, j N o w since taking Cascareis Can dy Cathar­ tic I feel very much better. I shall cer­ tainly recommend them to m y friends os the best medicine I have ever seen.” An n a Bazinet, Osborn M ill N o . a, F a ll R iver, Mass. I SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE th e Sh eriff— H i, thar, w hat you d oin ’ with them th ar worm s? F ish erm an — I ’m putting a new w orm on my hook. T h a t confounded perch got a w ay w ith the last one. Sheriff— I guess yo u’ll have ter come alo n g with me. D o n ’t ye k n ow that rebates is a g in ’ the law s of these here U nited States?— Independent. LAZY LIVER SPECIALISTS 207-F, R oth ch ild B uilding, fo u r th and W ash in gton S treets, P O R T L A N D . O REG O N. Consultation F ree. 8 t<. D iffe r e n tly , I l l s E x h a u s t in g M e n t a l L a b o r . “If you have any trade or occupa tlon,” asked the w om an o f the house, “w h y don’t you follow it?” “M a ’am,” said T uffold K nutt, with his mouth full, “I w ork fourteen hours every day.” “ H ow ? A t w h at?” ••Wit’ me mind, m a’am, sam e ez all de great inventers do. I ’m tryin ’ t’ think up a su b s’toot for Injy rubber.”— C hicago Tribune. J. C. WYATT, Druggist, WE GROW T h in g s A g a in s t S »l»c Tube», 25c, $1.00. VANCOUVER, M a r r ie d A lle n 's F oot-E ase, a p o w d e r f o r th e fe e t . It c u r « « painful, sw ollen , sm a rtin g , s w e a tin g fe e t . M a k es n ew shoes easy. S o ld b y a ll D r u g g is ts an d Shoe Stores. D on ’ t a c c e p t a n y su b stitu te. S am p le F R E E . A d d ress A . S. O lm sted. L e R oy, N . Y . TRY MURINE w V TJm Liquid Form, 25c. 50c. M over S h a k e In to Y o u r S h o e s Send 10c fo r trial p a c k a g e EYE REM EDY I- W ho ”W h a t you lack, my boy,” said hls> elderly uncle, “is the definite purpose, the steady aim, the overm asterin g Im ­ pulse, the a ll-a b so rb in g, all-c om p e llin g determination to force your w a y to the front, regardless of w h atever obstacles m ay lie in your p athw ay.” "N o , uncle,” dem urred the neph ew ; "I'v e got every one of those things— all I lack Is the sixty horse p ow er a u to ­ mobile.” ______________________ fcfij Morrison, opposite Postoffice and Meier A TJobii'hed in Portland 10 year*. Open evenings ^ Sundays until 12:30. for people who work. SWEDISH SANITARIUM B le n Am o n g the illu strio u s men w h o passed through life In single blessed­ ness may be m entioned S ir Isaac N e w ­ ton, Thom as H obbes, auth or o f "T h e L e v ia th a n ;’’ Ad?m Sm ith, the fath er of political econom y; C ham fort, the greatest of F ren ch ta lk e r »; G assendi, G alilei, D escartes, Spinoza, Locke, Kant. Bishop B u tler, the auth or of " A n a lo g y ;" B ayle, Leibnitz, H um e, Gibbon, M acauley, Bu ckle, Pitt, C h arles Jam es F ox , L e o n a rd s da Vinci, R aph ael, M ichelangelo, S ir Joshua Reynolds, the artist T u rn e r Handel, Beethoven, Schopenhauer, Rossini, M endelssohn and M eyerbeer. — D etroit Journal. FT YOU HL , THIS ABSURD Building 427, M a r q u a m J Fine Care Fine Hair D on , " I n N o rw a y .” remarked the globe rotter. “ g o g irl is allowed to h a v H «•au until ghe can bake bread and kn it stockings.” .5 0 Piste« Best Rubber Piste« •R. wr. I. Wilt, PtuisnfT 1*0 Maust* ss tum nrasuiaio re f*« tuso Pa!n! -ff P st et i **it Fr*'** when 5 .0 0 — __ 7 .5 0 Painles« ExtrMion . 5 0 BEST M ETH O D « />* KrH is ordered. Consultation Free. Y i o on u cannot « gel e t b e tte » painl«M work anywhere, no matter how mu'-n r j —611 w ork fu lly y n s r a u t w d f o f ftf»«M*n m W ise D e n tal Co. IN C O R P O R A T E D Painless Dentists M u g Bufldtfif. Third l Washington. PORTIAMO. 0RTQMI Q f f it* M o n ro : • A . M U I f . M . ta n d a y«. ( U l r . L. Douglas gnarantees tbH r rain s by stamping W hen m an sits and looks a b se n tly I name and prif-e on the bottom. J r*>k for It. Na P N U n o « k e IV«» H i ii, » iU Font r Color lM»l I » n t e. Fast o to r F y r t r U . ____________________________ m ou t o f the w in d o w , his w ife steps so ft­ ------; y « " r ' t r B | r r for W . T„ D ougin««hn»e. If net I ... T .. _ . ■ for«sJ«(n yoar town w rltefo r MaiWn-nèrCatalog^how. I Y l T H B I f w r i t i n g t o a d v e rtí «e r a p l e a » « 1 ly n p an d looks o v e r h is sh o u ld e r to tng how to order by mail. Min^s ordrmd direct from I f y m e n tin a t h la p a p e r . $ factory «aUTered fra«. W .C Douglas, brack leu, M s a I ------| •ee w h a t w om an he Is lookin g at now. , fi \ -