The Gate city journal., April 14, 1910, Image 7

A Sfar Con 4raef.
D a M * T k o i u i l I T n t T h i c k .,
j
* r e p p « » D n e l.
'T o u seem glad your wife has Joined
Chin» ha» It» "bad lands," all du«t
A certain literary and diplomatic
the Suffragette Club."
and dreariness, and Its Irrigation friend of ours once took part In a
Never in the his­
“ Yes,” answered Mr. Meekton. “ It'»
wheels, and Its "»oul appalling" Gobi pepper duel at a ‘ foreign re8taurant.
tory o f this city has
any man paid the
a relief to find Henrietta with a regu­
desert, along whose southern boundary l He was provoked to the contention by
farmer »uch price*
lar audience of her own. I’ve got a
lies the Great wall. In some of these the quantity of stimulating condiment
asthtae. We never
sore throat trying to furnish laughter
regions the famous yellow dust of that a stranger across the table In­
chart a Co nmtBsion.
Ship by express For
and cheer» every evening.”— Washing­
China lies to a depth of 1,000 feet, and dulged In. The stranger sprinkled an
‘■'good, fat produce
| when the wind blows the whole land­ unconscionable quantity o f red pepper j
ton Star. __________________
we will pay as fol­
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla is not a
scape Is obscured. Yet It is upon this upon his food and proceeded to devour I
lows—sh i p any day:
strong
drink. As now made,
E c o n o m l i e T im e ,
it,
to
the
wonder
and
admiration
of
]
| dust that the fertility of northern
«¿reused Block H ogs..................................^2V^c
Dressed Veul up to 130 lb s........................ 12M»c
"W hy do you stop here?”
(here
is
not a drop of alcohol
onlookers.
Thereupon, with studied I
China
depends.
The
Chinese
call
It
Dressed Mutton, »m all................... 10c to 12V^c
nonchalance, the American swallowed
“ J know an artiBt on the fifth floor
Live H e n s .................................................. 17c
"ginger powder."— Harper’s.
in
it.
It
is a non-alcoholic tonic
Dressed H ens............................................... 18c
an Immense piece of chill pepper. Then Every Man or Woman Suffering of these apartments. If we walk up
and alterative. Ask your own
E g g s.................................................Market Price
the stranger added more red pepper,
From Consumption, Bronchitis,
we can get a drink.”
Address
doctor about your taking this
then the American another larger
“ Oh, whistle for him to pour It
Asthma,
Catarrh,
Hacking
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
medicine for thin, impure
slice,
covered
with
cayenne,
and
so
on,
down the tube.” — Louisville Courier-
“ Fighting the 9 eei Trust”
Cough and Throat or Lung
b l o o d . F o l l o w his advice
till It seemed as If both would ex- j
Journal. __________________ _
PORTLAND, OREGON
plode, while the other diners looked
Double Should Writa
every
time. He knows.
C a n in e W i s d o m ,
on aghast, the American finally win
In C o n c e n tr ic L a y er*.
at Once.
Little Fido— Uncle Towser, what’» the
W e publish our formulae
nlng out with a prodigious doss defy­
*T suppose,” said the member of the
reason we don’t get any more meat to
W e banish alcohol
ing all emulation.— Century.
Investigating committee, “you are
l
I 9 from our medioinaa
eat?
reaching now for the men higher up.”
W o urge yoti to
«CnnanmnHnn
is
positively
and
absolutely
RI*
Tow
ier—
Youngster,
there’»
n
oousu i your
• n p p r « * * * » lo « » * o f H i s t o r y .
i “ No. sir,” answered the detective, “I Will purify your blood, clear
curable and preventable. All authorities agree
dootor
Amphion had just built the elty of that this is so. I say It can be cured In the pri­ beef boycott on, and we’re the Innocent
your complexion, restore your
am digging for the men furthest in.”
bystander».
Thebes
by
the
magical
twanging
of
his
vacy
of
your
own
home,
Ask your doctor, “ Whnt is the first great
appetite, relieve your tired feel­ harp.
aud 1 am prorlug
Our oil exports to China Increased
L u c ie j e r r y .
rule of h ea lth ?” Nine doctors out o f
Be sure to
It day after day. I say
“ How do you expect to make poster­
from 23,000,000 gallons in 1899 to 87.- ing, build you up.
will quickly reply, “ Keep the bow el»
■’There’» two things about this blam­ ten wi
It is no longer necessary
ity believe it?” asked the spectator*.
000.000 in 1909 and nearly 104,000,000 take it this spring.
ilar.” Then ask him another quet-
to travel away» from ed grapefruit that 1 can’t understand,” refills
“I leave qll that,” he said, “to the
in 1908, having thus quadrupled in ten
Get it today in usual liquid form or
tion,
“ What do you think of Ayer’ *
homo and friends. I am »aid Uncle Jerry Peebles. "One Is that j
city archivist.”
years.
treating
right
today,
Pills
for constipation?”
tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $1.
lt’
j
called
‘grape’
fruit
and
the
other
Is
i
When it was too late he realixed that
cases ot advanc­
—
M a d e b y t h e J . C . A y e r C o ., L o w e l l , M a a a . .......
he had made a fatal mistake by vjt I
ed and desper­ that It’s called grape ’fruit.’ ”
ate cousumptlou,
having
a
phonograph
and
a
motion
pic-
,
S w a llo w e d H I . M o d e l.
which had been
ture machine on the ground.
"Object” drawing has brought a new
given up by their
friends and ad­
anxiety Into the schools. In certain
Don’ t fail to write for beautiful
vised to move to
VICTOR
STEINWAY
"Before I began using Cascarets X had districts youngsters may be seen mov­ booklet containing 75 splendid photo­
another climate,
TALKING
ANDOTHEK
a bail complexion, pimples on my face, ing schoolward with hatchets, carvers. gravures o f the world’s most celebra­ DR. J. LAWRENCE HILL pel haps to die.
S n a p sh o t of the O octcr taken ■
MACHINES
But they have re­
PIANOS
and iny food was not digested as it should | hammors, chisels, etc., as material for ted musicians, free.
few G ey a ag o .
See Sherman
mained at home
h ive been. Now I am entirely well, and their drawing lessons. The other day, Clay & C o.'s ad.
under my ‘Rational’ Treatment, with results that
the pimples have all disappeared from my just as one of these lessons was about
SIXTH AND MORRISON, OPP. POSTOFFICE, PORTLAND, OREGON
Mould quicken tho heart of any man to see,
face. I can truthfully say that Cascareis
to
begin,
a
small
boy
was
found
stand-
i
I c h th y o lo t flc u l M e a n n e m .
are just as advertised; I have taken only
Everyone w h o h»s
Catarrh " f <h
ing tearfully at the headmaster’s desk, j
"I presume,” sneered the cottager Bronchial Tubes orC atairh :n anv form. Chronic
two boxti of them.”
B ronchi«». Asthma, Chrome H ackingCoush. Los*
“
I’ve
swallowed
my
object,”
he
ex
to
the
returning
fisherman,
"that
all
Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind.
o f r lesh, Night Sweats, Hemorrhages, soreness
plained, with an alarming gulp.
or pain in the chest or under the shoulder blades,
This beautiful booklet, containing 7 5 splendid p h o­
the big fish got away.”
PI. a.-ant. Palatabl-*, Potent. Taste Good.
or any other deadly symptom o f Consumption
Do Good. Never Sick n. Weaken or Gripe.
togravures o f the w orld ’ s most celeb ra ted musicians»
“ What was it?” asked the mastei ,
"Yes,”
answered
the
angler,
"bat
should send fo r a trial package o f Dr. Hills New
10c, 2óc. 60c. Never sold in bulk. The gen­
may
be had fre e upon request, providing the follow *
anxiously.
uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
some of them had to resort to o w y Rational Remedy and testimonials from hundreds
ing questions are answ ered. We will a lso send f r « r
have oeen
been curea.
cured. ihW
'Ihis treatment
treatment quickly
quickly
An
<4 •*
4-^14 xj» ___ • w who
“ u navi*
cure or your money buck.
“ A banana,” replied the would-be 4 technicality to do
it. Detroit
checks further progress ol the disease anti pro-
a copy o f “ Old fa v o rite S o n g s .”
artist, with a final gulp.—London Fun. Press.
duces new restating power, appetite, flesh and I
Trial
A lc o h o l
not needed
Package
Free
Hoods
S a r s a p a r illa
A ijers
C Hill Says:
Bad BLOOD
Sherman
ay & Co.
A Beautiful Book FREE
good health.
Any bank or business firm in Jackson. Michi-
Great Home Eye Remedy
Iran, will tell you Dr. Hill is re iabie. successful
a prominent citizen in excellent standing.
According to Canadian railway sta­ for all diseases o f the eye, quick refiet | and
Ail throat and lung sufferers should fill out cou­
tistics for the year 1907, the United from using PETTIT’ S EYE SALVE. pon below and mail at once for trial package
which the doctor sends by mai , prepaid, to prove
States has a population of 3S1 for All druggists or Howard Bros., Buf­ that
even the worst cases can be cured at home at
falo, N. Y.
I little expense.
each mile of railway, and Canada 289.
Franco has 1,500 for each mile of rail-
n***t H e C o n lit O ffe v ,
T R IA L TR EATM EN T PACKAGL COUPON
| way, and the United Kingdom 1,821.
Disgusted Customer—I bought a eor-
In India there are 10,119 people foi rant bun here yesterday, and found ■ Dr. J. Lawrence Mill
1 66 2 M II Building
Jackso” , Mich.
each mile of railroad. In the United fly in it. I want you to exchange th<*
Please send me your large trial package in
»
plain sealed wrapper, that I may try it and
State, there are 13.61 square miles of bun for another.
see for myself if it will do what you claim it
Confectioner—Can’t do that, sir; but
territory for each mile of railway; In
will. 1 enclose 20c to help pay for packing,
If you will bring me back the My r%l etc.
Canada 161.8 square miles;
In the
give you a currant for it.—Weekly T e l­ N a m e .....................................................................
United Kingdom 5.29 square miles, and egraph.
in France 8.46 square miles for each
Address ..................................................................
T h e T w o O b s tr u c tio n * .
mile of railway.
S
ta te ........................................................................
“Take off your hut!"
Rude men behind her cried.
And she (Just think of it) compiled.;
J n d g iu e n ti
Bnt they were still unsatisfied.
And yelled with their mouths opened Sometimes, In selling mutton, too,
As "Regular Reader” sadly notes.
wide,
The butcher falls—If the tale Is true—
“ Take off your A t !"
T e separate the eheep from the goats.
—Chicago News.
P npu lntlitn
is the w o rd to remember
w h en y o u need a rem edy
fori
T H E APPROVAL
, of the most
top M ile
of
R a ilr o a d .
| EMINENT PHYSICIANS
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Booffelag
Byrup the best remedy to use for their chUAros :
during the teething period.
and its
IW0RLD-W1DE ACCEPTANCE
D fa tin e lly
W ELL-INFORM ED,
BECAUSE ITS COMPONENT
PARTS ARE K N O W N TO BE
M OST WHOLESOME A N D
TRULY BENEFICIAL IN EF­
FECT, HAVE GIVEN T O
S y r u p o f F ig s
TO GET ITS
BENEFICIAL EFFECTS,
AL WATS BUY THE GENUINE
M anufactured by the CALI FORNIA flQ SYRUP CO.
FOR SALE B T ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
5 0 1 per
bottle
rial Dottle Free By Mail
$1.25 per Word Inserts Classified ads in 8fl lead­
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SIG SICHEL êc CO.
-plleptioide
O u r e
' has cured thousands where everything else
- ■ J 11*' Guaranteed by May Medlca 1 Laborato y
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OiPpt'tU® and give AGi£ and com plete address
by EI-ECTROPODES.
New Electric Treatment.
Galvanic Insoles— copper and zinc— worn inside
shoe«. Invigorate entire body. Nerves become "live
wires.’ * Positive cure for Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Backache, Kidney and Lirer complaints.
Price
only f 1.00. Your money returned if not tatisiactory.
Guarantee aifned with each sale. Electropodes are
mailable. I f not at your Druggist's, «end us $1.00.
State whether for man or woman.
WE8TERN ELECTROPODE CO.
245 Lot Angeles St*
Los Angeles, Cal.
W. H. MAY, 548 Pearl Street, New York.
C. Gee Wo
Molar Crown
I 22kBridj.Te.th
Gold Fill;»«
Enamel Filling«
Silver Filling*
Inlay Filling«
No Mercury, Poison*
or Drugs Used. No
Operations or Cutting
CANCER CURE
from Pekin, China—safe, tor*
U..failing in it* works,
t call, writ* for symptom blank
Inclose 4 cents in stamps.
CONSULTATION TREE
. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
MorriMH, Portland. Or.
Good Rubber
p u t.«
5 .0 0
3 .5 0
1 .0 0
i.w -
.5 0
2 .5 0
r
5 .0 0
Beat Red
ber P lata
7 .5 0
ML » . I. WUI, rwm en . l i e .
ta T im imaiHMe ■ ra tiu M
Pain!«*« Extr* don » 5 0
W O R K G U A R A N T E E D F O R IS Y E A R S
Pain lea« E xtra ctio n t ree w h e n p la t« « o r b rid g e work
D. m . n a c T 4 c o .
Detroit flch.
S e e d s
w asre tim e end m on ey p la n t­
O u r seed s w on F irs t
G rand Prize a t th e
S « a tt le
tion.
»re
O u r price»
E x p o s i­
LTHE K E Y S T O N E j
TO H E A L T H
IS
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH
BITTERS
G ir l.
Y o u m iss a g re a t deal o f
the pleasures o f life if your
stomach has “gone back
on you” — bu t d o n ’t rem ain
in th a t con d ition , The Bit­
ters w ill set th in gs rig h t and
p reven t Indigestion, Cost­
iveness and headache.
H a t s Cleaned A blocked 5 0 c ,
with New Trimming» $ 1 — P a n ­
a m a s $ 1 — Ladies Straw Hats re­
modeled. 5 c posture mails your
soft hat to us.
3 1 5 -1 7 A ld e r
St. P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n .
Send Your Produce THERE
We are handlers of Eggs, Butter,
Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or
dressed; also Apples, Onions, Pota­
toes. Consignments, whether large
or small, are solicited. We can g iv e
you good prices for good stuff.
W r it. Us.
rC O F F E E
T E A S P IC ES
BAKING POWDER
* EXTRACTS
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
1 2 9 F r o n t St.,
P o r t la n d , O r e .
J U S T RIGHT
SEEDS
J.
Catalogue for
the Asking
Send for It.
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Portland. O regon
CL0SSET ft DEV£R3
CU
> no . out. J
P N U
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N o . 13—’ I O
H F N w r it i n g t o a d v e r tia e r s p l e a
m e n t io n t it le p a p e r .
CRIMSON W IN TE R
RHUBARB
I I J 0 P . r D o ie n .
W.OO P er H undred.
»40.00 IVr Thm iM nd
/Vou> Is the T im t to Plant Nhuharh ana K erry Plants
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I if not a “ food” —it is -« medicine, nnd the
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Made for the cow and, as its name indicates,
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Bn rene-s. retained alter-
birth, abortion, scours, caked udder, and all
similar affections positively and quickly
cured. No one who keeps cows, w h e th e r
many or few, can afford to be without K*>W-
KU k E. It is made especially to keep cow?
healthy. Uur book "Cow Money*’ Bent FREE.
A»k your local dea'er for KOW -KURE or »end
to the manufacturers.
DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO.
Lpdagrilc. ?L
Pacific Coast Biscuit Company
Portland
Seattl#
w .-«¡Wt :
/V v *
Spokane
Aak for Their Goods and
SAVE THESE
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THEY ARE VALUABLE
They Will Secure You Many Useful
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reasonable.
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lu O r i.ll.L l
H lm f
McEwen & Koskey
Fifty
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M • t. ■.
Send 10c for trial packag*.
tcio Seed Annuel
Don't
The world’s largest incubator Is In
Australia, where it is used to hatch
11,440 ducks' eggs or 14,040 hens’ eggm
at a time.
Portland is the big market place oi the
Northwest.
yfrus^l
B ig C a talo gu e fre e . Send fo r a eopy.
p o r r iji° N D ." o R E a o N
hlunyon’s I’aw l aw Fills coax tne aver
into activity by gentle methods. They d6
pot scour, gripo or weaken. They are a
tonic to the stomach, liver and nerves;
Invigorate Instead of weaken. They en­
rich the blood and enable the stomach to
get all the nourishment from food that is
put into It. These pills contain no calo­
mel; they are soothing, healing and stim-
nlnting. For *ale by all druggists in 10c
and 25c sixes. If von need medical ad­
vice. write Munyonrs Doctors. They will
advise to the best of their ability abso­
lutely free of Charge. MCNYON’S, *34
and Jefferson fits., J’hi lade 1 phi», Ts»
1 8 8 Street Front
la o rd ere d . Con anltatlon F r e e , Y o n ca n n o t #*»t bettor
painlraa work d on e an yw here. A l l w o r k f u l l y g u a r ­
a n t e e d . M od ern e le c tr ic eq u ip m e n t. Beat m ethod*,
u n o l 1 4 VSS 4 I S . I L
J
free on request
in g poor seeds.
Found
Conductor—Madam, that’s the smok­
er.
Cheery Matron (crowded out of the
other car)—That’s all right. I guess I
can stand it. I’ve got one for a hus­
band.
J.
W * w '! c r# you t food
P 3 22k gold or porcelain |
6® crown for
$ 3 .5 0
This wondeful man has
made a life study o f the
properties o f Root*.
Herbs and Barks, and
j8 giving the world the
benefit o f hia services.
RESOLVED-THAT WHtNE.VT.R- I
isnsrasB?
«B sa rr
PAW pxw y 1A-- 10 PILLS ÍO*
«tudy
txperien«»
r make them re-
liab’e. For Ml«
“ everywhere. Ferry’»
i f D e ce n a r y .
H a* Anybody
H im ,
W ife— You were late last night.
Hub— Beg your pardon, my dear. A »
I came in the front door the clock
struck 11.
W ife— But what time did you arrive
at the head of the stairs?— Boston
Transcript.
“You wish to advertise for a lost dog,
madam ?”
“Yes, sir.”
“W hat’s the description?"
“Well, he's Just an ordinary dog, you
know, kind of brown color.”
“That isn’t definite enough."
“ And his name is Prince.”
“That won’t help to find him."
“ I should think it would. He’s cho
only dog I know of with that name. ’
“ But, madam, hasn’t he some distin­
guishing peculiarity or mark about
him?”
"Y-yes, sir; he likes limburger
cheese.”—c,v' — ~~
«
U aed to I t .
25c. FULL POUND
You can't 10 * thistle, and
reap liss. If you plant
Ferry's Seeds yo
grow exactly what
you expect and ¡a
a profusion
and perfec-
t.on never
excelled.
T #
Ont o f town people
can have their plate
and bri'lgework fin-
!*&?■ l"hed 1“ one d®I
^ V ln e t o
A head.
P lie s CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
o f Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Pilee in
6 to 14 days or money refunded.
60c.
I la r e
BAKING POWDER
Portland 1
inless Dentistry
The Chinese Doetor
r* Catarrh, Asthma, Lang,
e r trouble*, and all Private
ad Women..
92 Tiurd Street
1.0 0 U in ti
“Doctor,” asked his hypochondriacal
patient, “ do you think that when people
go to heaven they follow the same o c ­
cupation they did on earth?”
“Not all of them, madam,” said the
family physician. “I shall probably
have to learn a new trade unless you
happen to be there.”
But he added this inaudibly.
use CRESCENT
Ofemy description by nail. AMBER.BRIER
and MEERSCHAUM. Artificial Color««. i
Cured Right at Home
W hen ? ........................................................................................
"Well, how do you like your kitchen
girl T
The caller queried. "Faugh!”
Said Mrs. Jones. “She’s not to my
taste—
Entirely too raw."
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING;
P IP E R E P A IR IN G
i suffer from Epilepsy. Fits, Fall ing Sickness,
. or have children that do so, my New Pis
will relieve them, and all yon are aeked to
to send fo r a Free Trial $2 Bottle o f Dr. May’s
sra*
F orm .
W**nlt h.
” 1 understand your father is w a r
tnously wealthy,” the young man aew*.
casually.
The proud beauty drew herself up to
her full height (above her naimrml
height) as she replied: “ Oh, well, wt
get a piece of ice that lasts until U m
ice man comes again.” — Buffalo Ex»
jneag.
__________________
Harmless Ilop.
He is not old. he is not young.
The Chinese laundryman Hop I ain *
The yellowed cheek, the slanting wr%
The humble nose, the cheek bon* high.
The cheerful face, the willing hand
That serves the proudest in the land.
HisY>ack yard you may scan with *&r*.
No dirty linen airing there!
—Chicago Tribune.
THE FIRST POSITION AMONG
FAMILY LAXATIVES AND HAVE.
LED TO ITS GENERAL USAGE
WITH THE MOST UNIVERSAL
S A T IS F A C T IO N .
only . R eg u la r pr ic e
MR SMr
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LA XA TIVE BROMO Quinine T a Mata.
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. &. W . 1
GROVE'S signature is on each box.
E L IX IR or SENNA
Do you expect lo buy a Piano?.............................
T R I A L S o f th e N E E D E M S
“ Bryonia,” impetuously began fbe
young man, “I have come to say sosne-
.thing to you this evening, and I am go­
ing to say it! You shall not put me oMT
any longer. It is no Joke to trifle with
the feelings of an earnest man who
knows what he wants. Every time I
try to be serious you change tho s u b ­
ject. It isn’t fair to me, Bryonia, and
I am not going to stand ft any nvoeo
You’ll have to listen to me this Uro*.
I am determined------”
“Orlando,” she interrupted, smother­
ing a yawn, “you are doing too mneh
thundering in your Index.”—Chl«*«e
Tribune. __________________
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