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IH “ I’ll Pay More for Pork" S A Y S S M IT H N Smith want« any quantity of Produca you have a mind to send him. The more the bet ter. He never charge« commission. Ship by express. We will pay as follows for good, fat ■tuff: Dressed Veal, up to 130 Iba ...................12^.<c *d Pork.......................................11 Vac Chickens..................................... 16c kpd Chicken«................................. 1 7 M jc ......................... M a rk e t P rice Address F R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO. “ F ig h tin g th e B e e f T ru st” P O R TLA N D , OREGON An Knmy D o n ’t W e a r To No Appef!te F ra n k . P L A N T S IB S O N ’S H O SE S T h e S ibson R o s e N u rse rie s 20 A c r e s o f R o3es! T w o - y t ar-old bushes G r o w n in th e o p e n Held N o w is a g o o d tim e to p lan t C a talo gu e F ree 1180 M ilw a u k ie R oad, P ortlan d , Ore. Get it today in usual liquid fo rm o r tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. N e v e r W o u ld Do. “ L it t le girl,” said the oculist, “ your eyes are in an exceed in gly bad con d i tion. Y o u ought to be w earin g g la s s es.” “ A n d h ave to trim these beau tifu l lon g eyelashes o f m in e?” responded the little girl. “ N i t ! ” S k illfu l A v ia to r. “ Are you in terested in these avia tors?” “ In ten sely. I watched one this morn ing who was an adept. He rose, dip ped, circled , turned corners and alight ed without trouble and without a mis hap.” “ W ell, well! He must have been a b ird !” “ He was; of the sparrow variety.” — Washington Herald. F lr w t P e r fe c t ly His L a w y e r— They' charge you With burglary. N o w you w ill have to tell me, as your counsel, w h eth er they have any d irect eviden ce con n ecting you w ith the crime. C lien t— W ell, I b elieve th ey— er— caught me In the act. “ I took H- o d ’s Sarsaparilla when I was a very cick woman, had no appeiite what ever, and could *leep more than' three hours a night. I was persuaded by u Iriend to try it, took two bottles o f it, and it greatly benefited me, g ive me a good appe tite and sound sleep.” Mrs. John Edens, ‘-¿220 W 3rd St., Davenport, Iowa. H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla restores the app tite and makes sleep sound and refreshing by 1 uilding up tlie whole system. It purifies the blood, strengthens the nerves, aids and perfects digestion. Take it this spring. A Ue C A STO R IA Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought B ^ n a tu re 'o f A id . N e rv ou s W re c k (trem b lin g and sh ak in g )— H a v e you an y----- ” D ru g g is t— A lr e a d y ? Yes. A d elbert, hand dow n a b ottle o f brom ide o f p o tassium. The P ra c tic a l V ie w . “ Do you b elieve in table tip p in g ?” queried the wom an a d voca te o f s p irit ualism. “ N o t m e,” replied the m a tter o f fa c t man. “ I h ave found w a ite r tip p in g m ore s a tis fa c to ry when I ’m h ungry.” — Rnstnn Herald. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’ s Soothing j 3yrup the best remedy to use for their childrea luring the teething period. C h i l d h o o d '« U a f u l l i n g : J o y . As long as there are children In the world the golden and objectless occu pation o f make believe w ill go on; the m rsult of delight Itself, untrammeled jy rules or purpose.— Eton College C hronicle.___________________ Look* Down on O t h e r .. Fuddy— Yes, that's Curtwright over He's won several aviation wisely directed, w ill cause her to there. prizes, and consequently holds hU head give to her little ones only the most pretty high. wholesome and beneficial remedies j Duddy— Considers him self one of the A M o t n ™ and only when actually needed, and a*ro^o^rac 77 h !-B ostorTrrn U rlD t the well-informed mother uses only — ----------------- the pleasant and gentle laxative rem- ™ A COLD ,N ONC d a y 6Q Y ---- b y r u p Ol x1 lgs a n d X h llX ir Of Senna— when a laxative is required, as it is wholly free from all objec- tionable substances. T o get its ben- eficial effects always buy the genu- ine, manufactured by the California F ig Syrup Co. ■not a “ food” —it is a medicine, and the | f ly medicine in the world lor cows only, le for the cow and, as its name indicates, jw Cure. Barreness. retained after- rth, abortion, scours, caked udder, and all gh: nilar affections positively and quickly red. N o one who keeps cows, whether any or few, can afford to be without KO YV- I l ’ RE. It is made especially to keen cows Send Your Produce TH ERE de®althy. Our book ‘‘Cow Money” sent FREE, W e are handlers o f Eggs, Butter, k your local dealer for KOW-KURE or send ! a ai the manufacturers. Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or Portland is the big market place of the Northwest. Lyndonfill«, Vt. | dressed; also Apples, Onions, P ota toes. Consignments, whether large or small, are solicited. W e can g iv e you good prices fo r good stuff. It h C. Gee Wo W r i t e Us. McEwen & Koskey The Chinese Doctor COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front St., Portland, Ore. This wondeful man has made a life study of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is giving the world the benefit of his service«. Seeds | No Mercury, Poisons I or Drugs Used. No , Operations or Cutting | iuarantees to cure Catarrh. Asthma, Lung, •tomaoh and Kidney troubles, and all Private )isease.s of M n and Women. A SU RE CANCER CURE ust received from Pekin, China—safe, sure ml reliable. U.-failing in its works. I f you cannot call, write for symptom blank E | circular. Inclose 1 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION PREC !GROVE S i ■» °n «■»<* box. 26c. iniirrinmiini Tricu. "M am m a. I don’ t n ev e r w ant *0 eat you how to know a mad d og when you see one.” “ S h u c k s !” exclaim ed Mr. F ergu son ; 'T v s no desire to* know any mad dogs/ P l l t S CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS P A ZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any ease o f Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protru din g Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c. H is S ta t u ® . “ Y o u r husband doesn’t seem to take a v e ry a c tiv e part in p olitics,” observed the caller. “ N o ,” said Mrs. Lap slin g. “ H e doesn’ t b elie ve in go in g to extrem es in a n y th in g; he’s a con servatory.” SEEDS J. J. B U 188 Street fro n t Catalogue for the Asking Send for It T Z E R Portland, O regon The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. V o g e le r S e e d C o . Salt Lake City, Utah C R IM SO N W IN T E R $6.00 P e r Hundred. RHUBARB $40.00 P er Thousand Now Is the Time to Plant Rhubarb and Berry Plants J. B. W A G N E R , T h e R H U B A R B and B E R R Y S p e c ia lis t ___________ ____________ Pasad en a. C a lifo rn ia_______________________ C u re d R ig h t a t H om e by E LE C TR O PO D ES . N ew Electric Treatment. Galvanic Insoles— copper and zinc— worn Inside »hoes. In vigo ra te entire body. N erv e * become “ Hv# w ire s." P ositive cure lor Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Backache, K id n e y and L iv e r complaints. Price only $1.00. Y our money returned if not satisfactory. Guarantee signed with each tale. Electropodes are mailable. I f not at your Druggist's, send u* $1.00. State whether fo r man or woman. WESTERN ELECTROPODE CO. MS Los AngeUa 8L, Loa A n s e l« , CaL THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM UST ^acific Coast Biscuit Company Portland Seattle Spokana A «k for Their Good« and ’S A V E T H E S E SWASTIKA FND SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE We «vili fi' 22k gold or porceli erown ¿or $3.5G Molar Crown, 5 . 0 0 22VBridf.T»«th 3.50 Gold Flllino* 1 .0 E n im .l fitte,« 1 .0 Stivar finir»,« .5 ^ey W ill Secure Y o u M an y U seful Articles W ithout Cost fo r DISTEM PER 2 .5 * >o< R.6tef _ P ia i.. Kink fy e , F pi rootle. Shipping fever land Catarrhal fe ve r Inlay Flllingo I. A «M I. r a a n i uà « 11*-«. U .U U B .a t Rad (“■ b,r Pl*,k Paini««« Extrhfen _ _____ WORK OUARANTEKD $-OR 18 YKARS Sare cure and pn.itiv . prwventivw no matter how horwc at on, ... nn th tbn . Paini««« Egtrnction I-ree whea pi «tee o» bridge work am infected or "expoaed." act* on * Liquid, « riven . bn _ the tongue; t 1«ordered. Oonsolutlon Frea, Toa ennnotmtbattei “ ™ R0“ 0".00* F«nn« from tèa body. C a ra Db- n A ll 11 Work «rorfc f fall spiar- !RRTto th* 9 « ™ » from t h . body C u r « . D la- ^ d r j l ^ ^ ’^ «prk/lnne ' d o M m «nywb r a A . »r*. r w ' § A u llr j n an temper In D o n and Shawp and CtioWra in Poultry. Larreat m lltn* li e . •tock mmedy. C u m . L a G r t p p .« n o n e human betnt« and I. a fln . K id- neyrem oly. 60c .n d 11 • bottle; *6 and »10 « dmen. Cut thi. out. K eep It. ih n w t o y o u rd ru r rl.t , who a rlllaet It fo r you. Free Booklet, “ D U - temper. Cauaea and Corea." Special « « e n t . wanted. SPOHN MEDICAL CO. GOSHEN, IND., 0. S. A .m e e d . Modemaleetrlo w n lp in n t. RaM method, w -w y *. m W _ W I C A I I p t l T i l I fl * * # 0 *T Ü A Ñ D . O **a O N S A M L t o ir . lt . *004*7«, I t o li R a ta . H ave O n e D o c to r I and its cure, showing my Appliance and giving I you prices and names of many people who have tried it and were cured. It is instant relief when j all others fail. Remember I use no salves, no har- j net*. no lies. 1 send on trial to prove what I say Is true. You are the judge and once having seen my illustrated book and read it you will be as enthusiastic as my hundreds of patients whose letters you can also read. Fill out free coupon be'.ow and mail it to day. It’s well worth your time whether you t'y <n» Appliance >-r not. r — — — ---------- ■ FR E E IN F O R M A T IO N C O U P O N A i/ers C. E. Brooks. 2K59 Brooks Bldg., Marshall, Mich. Please sent! me by mail in plain w rap per your illustrated book and fu ll information about your A pplian ce fo r the cure o f rupture. Nam e. courts ’a v e n ’t decided yet. Add ressa . I S t a n d a r d I r.l n g l!i.s —— Made by tho .T. C. A t # » C o .. L o w e ll. M a e*— W a re h a m L o n g — W h a t’ d you say ef R o c k e fe lle r w u z to g iv e ye a m illion | dollars': s e lf- r o M M c a s io n , T u ffo id K n u tt— T a n k s ! — C h icago Mr. KaJones, who h d happened to Tribu ne. step into the parlor w h ile look in g fo r T h o u tfh t H e H a d . a book, was Just in tim e to see som e S p eak in g o f the b oycott o f b eef have body slip h astily o ff som ebody else’s you e ve r tried horse m eat?” knee. “ O, yes, I presum e so, and g o a t meat, “ Ah, Bessie,” he observed, p lea sa n t ly, "th is is a m erger, is it? O r is it a too, I dare say. I ’v e eaten in a ll sorts o f restau rants.” lim ited p artn ersh ip?” “ N eith er, papa,” said Bessie, re c o v J o h n n y * ® J llla t a k e . erin g h erse lf in stan tly; “ G eorge is my holdin g com pany— th a t’s all.” — Ch icago A g a in s t his little p la ym a te ’ s breast. B y her *1 dare you” goaded, Tribune. H e pressed the p istol— ah, yo u ’ve S tr ik in g nn A v e r a g e * guessed? “ G lycerin e M cCurdy. I lo ve y o u !” Y o u ’ re w r o n g ! I T W A S N ’T L O A D “ Orlando Spoonam ore, I hate y o u !” ED! “ W ell, then,1' he sighed, forlorn ly, “ I suppose w’ e ’ll have to com prom ise on platonic frien dsh ip.” — C h icago Tribune. In H I® M in d . “ Old chap, w here are you go in g foi your va c a tio n ? ” " A ll o v e r the country. In fact, I ’m takin g it n ow — read in g sum m er resort litera tu re.’^________ W ill G et It. “ Y o u should insist,” said the doctor, “ on your b o y ’s accu stom in g h im self to cold baths.” “ I don’ t h ave to Insist,” answ ered the w o rried father. “ H e ’ll be out s k a t in g b efo re the Ice is an eigh th o f an Inch thick.’ ’— W ash in gton Star. E u M ily Headache K lf i t o n T ie In F H s e n t la l. “ D ad, w h a t sort o f a bureau Is a m a trim on ial b u reau ?” “ O, an y bureau that has five d ra w e rs fu ll o f w om en ’s fixin gs and one m an ’s tie in tt.” — H o u s to n ' Post. W E PAY C A S H For homestead relinquishments, and can *ell your fa rm « and ranches quickly. Let us handle your business and we w ill gu aran tee your satisfaction. G ive fu ll particulars in first letter. D A V .S & B U I T K A M P 510 D e k u m B ld g. P ortla n d , O r « “ My father has been a sufferer from sick headache for tile last twenty-five years and never found any relief until he began taking your Cascarets. Since he has begun taking Cascarets he has never had the headache. They have entirely cured biin. Cascarets do what you recommend them to do. I w ill give you the privilege of using his name.” — E. M. Dickson, 1120 Rcsiner St., W. Indianapolis, Ind. Pleasant, Palatable, Potent. Taate Good. Do Good. N e v e r Sicken, W eaken or Gripe. 10c, 26c, 50c. N e v e r sold in bulk. Th e gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. Avenue? Stranger— Is this a puy-as-you-en- ter car?” N ative— That doesn’t classify It a c curately. It’s a sw ear-as-ycu-enter car. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; use CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND No. l l - ' l O T ¥ 7 H K N w r i tin g t o a d v e r t i s e r s p ii TI n ie n ti o n t i l l « p a p e r . A n «w e re d . The teach er had w ritten problem on the blackboard. difficult “ N ow , children ,” she said, "w h a t It the first th in g to do w ith th is?” “ Erase I t !” shouted the bad little boy on the fro n t s e a t S T E IN W A Y A N D O TH ER P IA N O S VICTOR Sherman p la y & Co. T A L K IN G M A C H IN E S S IX TH A N D MORRISON. O P P O S IT E POSTOFFICE. P O R T L A N D . O R E Baby Smiles— When He Takes v it m fttw K t m t TOU So pleasant that he like« it-pmd contain« no opi ate*. There is nothing like it for Bronchitis, Asthma and all trouble* of the throat and lungs. A Standard Remedy for half a century. A l l Pfu ggU ts, 2 5 Cent® W e S e ll P ian o s an d P layer-P ian o s o f U nquestioned R eputation In addition to our regular line o f beautiful new Pianos, w e have many very desirable used Pianos which w e are offering fo r a mere fraction o f their original cost. Though you may not have contem plated an Immediate purehnse. it. w ill pay you to take ad vantage o f this opportunity to secure a fine Piano much below the cost o f a new one. Our Rental Purchase plan makes piano buying easy. fill Out and Mail Today. Please mail me catalogue, bargain list and Rental Purchase plan. N a m e ........................................................................... A d d r e s s ............. Name of friend whi « x p e etc» l o b u y a p ia n o . A d d r e s s ............................................................ Please send free copy o f Musical Celebritiee. How Would You Appreciate $ 1518 in One Year on an Investment of $325? If it is p o s s i b l e to f r a m e up an a b s o l u te l y safe, s a n e and c o n s e r v a t i v e i n v e s t m e n t , and at the s a m e t im e give the i n v e s to r big r e t u r n s on h i s money, w e have found it— read t he fo llow ing and j u d g e for yourself! No chance to lose, and you cannot help making a big profit. Here is our story: Last week a client o f ours read our advertisement for lands for col onization purposes. He thought he had what we wanted and came to see us. He brought with him a de scription o f 6036 acres. It reads as follows: Situated in a level valley, 40 miles wide and 90 miles long, completely fenced, 640 acres under plow, 3500 in hay and 1896 acres virgin soil, com pletely equipped for irrigation, all main ditches completed and lateral ditches sufficient to irrigate every acre except the virgin land, and water can be put on every 40 o f the virgin land for a cost not exceeding $25 each 40. The owner has a per petual and exclusive water right; sufficient supply o f water to irrigate the entire 6036 acres, and a surplus sufficient to supply another tract equally as large. The property is ready for subdi vision. The proposition looked so good to us that we took a 30 days option at $50 per acre, including water rights. 6036 acres at $50 per acre $301,800 SUBSCRIPTIONS TO PURCHASE Subdivided into 20 and 40- SYNDICATE. acre tracts at $100 per acre.............................. $603,600 Will be received for syndicate units on basis o f $3,018, payable as fol Gross profit o f ................. $301,800 lows: Cost in commissions, etc., With subscription............$ 325 to market this land, not June 10, 1910................. 293 less than...................... $150,000 Sept. 10, 1910................. 200 March 16, 1911................. 300 Making net profit o f ....... $151,800 March 16, 1912................. 300 March 16, i y u ................. 300 This land can be purchased on the March 16, 1914................. 300 following terms: March 16, 1915................. 300 March 16, 1910........... $ 32,500 March 16, 1916................. 300 June 10, 1910........... 29,300 March 16, 1917................. 300 Sept. 10, 1910........... 20,000 March 16, 1918................. 100 March 16, 1911........... 30,000 March 16. 1912........... 30,000 Total............................ $3,01b March 16, 1913........... 30,000 March 16, 1914........... 30,000 W e have no hesitancy In saying that March 16, 1915........... 30,000 unit holders will not be called upon to March 16, 1916........... 30,000 make any additional payments after ii« March 16, 1917........... 30,000 first one. March 16, 1918........... 10,000 Our inquiries from the East af ter this class o f land are such that we T o ta l....................... $301,800 believe we can sell every acre o f it during the year 1910; and, inasmuch rr IS NOW PROPOSED as the proceeds from the sale o f land T o organize a Purchasing Syndicate will be applied on deferred payments with capital stock o f $301,800. This due present owners, there is vet cry capital stock to be represented by little probability that the unit holt old- 100 units o f the par value o f $3,018; ers will ever be called on for anythin ■ anything that the Union Bank & Trust Co. but the $325. Send your sub- shall have the management o f the scriptions. syndicate, cause the title o f the I f you want to know what the property to be placed in the name of Union Bank & Trust Company is do the Union Bank Si Trust Company ing in its Real Estate and Coloniza as trustee, and at once take the ne tion Department, come and see us cessary steps to subdivide the land and we will show you. OUR PROPOSITION. into tracts o f 40 acres each; to sell Respectfully submitted. We propose to form a syndicate to the 40-acre tracts at $4,000 each, buy this land, and immediatety thereafter to put it on the mark it. years, and $800 in four years. 235 STARK STREET POJtTlAND. K rt PUTNAM . G r a titu d e . City................................ State.. 1 4t thls restaurant again, “ W h y not, dear? “ T h e under side o f m y chair seat te I all w ire springs, and m y gum w on ’ t Don’t waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our seeds won First Grand Prize ac the Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. 62Mi first St.f cor. Morrison. Portland, Or* $1.60 P er Dozen. E. W . Hats Cleaned A blocked 50c, ; S tic k tO i t . ” with New Trimming* $1—Pan- N o A m l d l l u u In T i i n t D i r e c t i o n — Ladle* Si,«» Hata re- ¡modeled. 5c postare mail* your “ G eorge,” said Mrs. Fergu son soft bat to us. 315-17 A lder “ th e re ’s an item In this pap er that telle SL Portland. Oregon. O W -K U R E me [IRY ASSOCIATION CO. D ruggists refund money i f it fails to cure. A llit a r y An old m ilitary dictionary tells ns that rats were sometimes used In wai 1 for the purpose of firing powder mags zlnes by means o f lighted matches tied | to their tails. W e canhot offhand re call an; historical la s ta c ’ e of this, but presumably It did occur, seeing tha> Marshal Vauban laid down special No sense in running from one rules for counteracting It. Anyhow the dodge is as old as Samson, who, doctor to another. Select the yon may recall, used foxes In a slm llai best one, then stand by him. way for a somewhat sim ilar purpose. Do not delay, but consult him As to the royal rat catcher, we may j in time when you are sick. add that he had a special official liv e ry | According to Pennant’s "B ritish Zoolo-! Ask his c p i n I o n of A y e r’s g y ," It consisted of a scarlet costume C herry Pectoral for coughs embroidered w ith yellow worsted, In and colds. Then use it or which were figures of mice destroying! not, just as he says. wheat sheaves. By the way, rats were W ® p u b lis h o u r fo r m u la « not the only animals honored w ith a « W ® b a n ish s lo o h o l special catcher. Liecester, for instance, fr o m o u r m e d jc in ® « W o u r g e y o u to used to pay a yearly salary of £1 11s o o u s u lt y o u r 6d to Its municipal mole catcher.— d o o to r Loudon Standard. Always keep a box of Aver*s Pills in the house. Just one pill at bedtime, now and A n o th e r F o rm o f If. then, will ward off many an attack o f V is ito r— Com e here, my d ea r; whose biliousness, indigestion, sick headache. p retty little g ir l are >’ou? H ow many years has your doctor known H ousem aid— ’ Sh, Mrs. J im e s! T h e these p ills? Ask him all about them. | lU S S A O ne. ■ “T om m y, do you know the m oaning 0 f ‘prehensile’ ?” J “ No, m a’am.” H “ It means ‘adapted to seize.’ D o you thi k you can rem em ber th a t?" "Y es 'm .” "G iv e me a sentence In w hich the Word Is correctly used.” ■ •• 'See the good ship, h ow prehensile It Is !1” I Ah, T e l l A C a r ly l e R e to rt. An empty headed duke once said to H o w easy It Is to "rem em ber tns M aine,” Thomas Carlyle at a dinner: W h en 'tis on ly to mourn or to praise “T " „ ! “ The British people, sir, can afford her! to laugh at theories.” H o w hard to recall her when some one ________ Carlyle, scowling, replied: would fain "T h e French nobility of a hundred S ee a fe w dollars voted to raise h er! After Thirty Years Experience I years ago thought that they could af Have Produced An Appliance A ltu n in a H im s e lf. ford to laugh at theorists too. But a for Men, Women or Children "B ro th e r H ardesty, yo u 'v e heard o f man came and wrote a book called The Social Contract.' This man was w hat they call the h igh er criticism , That Cures Rupture. Jean Jacques Rousseau, and his book j h a v en 't you ?” “ Y e s, I know all about th at." was a theory and nothing but a theorv. I Send It On Trial. "W e ll, do you take an y stock In It? ” The nobles could laugh at his theory, " N o t a bit, B rother Iron s; I'm o rth o I If you have tried moat everythin* else, come to me. Where other« fail is where I have my great but their skins went to bind the sec- I dox. I'm no In su rgen t."— C h icago T r ib j est success. Send attached coupon today and I I will send you free my illustrated book on Rupture une. ond edition of the book.” ____ r as union bank FADELESS « trust co . DYES