'Old Mother Responsibility' RON A MORRIS WORKMAN ROCKING W RANCH There are times when I want Wise motorists never fail to overlook motor check-up in or­ der to assure trouble-free win­ ter driving. • Lee Motors staff of mechanics are equipped to treat your auto to a complete check-up and servicing. Don’t delay— have it done today. Lee Motors Sales and Service to throw myself on the floor like things that must be done in order a naughty rebellious five-year- to buy clothes and food, to pay old and kick and scream that “I the rent, or the interest on the mortgage, and they wonder why ain’t gona do it. I won’t. I under the bright and shining sun won’t.” But I didn’t get away they were ever such fools as to with anything like that when I jump into the matrimonial mael­ was five, and I can’t get away strom. And both men and women with such actions now, for begin thinking of all the inter­ “Mother Responsibility” yanks me esting and delightful things they to my feet and says sternly, could be doing if they were not “Now, listen here, daughter. shackled with the biting bonds of We’ll have no tantrums in this responsibility. family, and if you try anything At such times people react in of the sort you will find my various ways. Some develop am­ hand applied where it will do the nesia; some men go out and get most good." drunk, or kick the cat and snarl I am sure there come days in at their wives and children, and every woman’s* life when she some women go on a shopping looks about her house in the binge—which is almost as good morning and thinks, “I’ve got to as going out and getting drunk, sweep and dust and make beds and even more expensive, while and wash dishes and cook three others move the furniture around meals apd tend to the children or tear loose in some other way, and mend—” and she sees herself or gripe at their husbands at the doing those same things on and breakfast table and wonder, on for years and years until she audibly, why they ever married is so old she can do nothing but them. Oh, there are lots of ways sit in a wheel-chair and growl at to express that feeling, but I somebody else about the house­ think most folks just growl a bit work. I am also quite sure that inuide and then go on with the men have those moments. They routine tasks until they are fin­ look at their wives and the host­ ished. Usually, by the time ages they have given 'to fortune these tasks are completed for the and they think of having to do day, they have forgotten their re­ all the thousand and one routine sentment and are busily planning things for 'tomorrow. The Big Boss and I were talk­ ing about milking the other day. I don’t help milk since the boys came home, but I have done my twice-daily stint in the cowbarn in my time. I remarked that 1 didn’t dislike milking; the only thing I objected to was the fact that at a certain time, twice a day, you had to drop whatever you were doing, get out to the barn, rain or shine, and jerk the juice out of a cow. Cows are creatures of unbreakable habit; You have to milk them right on time or they react in a very un­ profitable manner. (I think a variation in milking time disturbs the balance of their hormones, or something like that.) The Big Boss looked at me thoughtfully. “There are a lot of things that have to be done at certain times, regardless of what you want to do, aren’t there?” Of course there are. Every man that works has to get to his job on time; meals have to at least approxi­ mate a certain time—unless you want yammering hungry men and children wanting to know when dinner will be ready—and most of the other things in life, like taxes and bills and dirty dishes and social affairs, have to be at­ tended to at the appointed time or you are liable to get into diffi­ culties. (Also, in my case, get­ ting this weekly article to the editor before the “dead-line.” I’ll admit that there are many times when I am so close to that fatal “dead-line” that I drop it on his desk and run before he gets a chance to glare at fce. This morn­ ing I am not even going near his desk. I’m going to slip it under the door.) Seriously though, I wonder if we would be really happy if we didn’t have all these things that must be done. There are doubt­ less people in the world who have no duties howling at them. I have read of such folks, but I have never met them, not mov­ ing in that social class. They seem to have no responsibilities, no routine work to do, none of the things which occupy so many hours of our days, yet, judging financing Hapl>at Oregon schools MUST have steady, dependable incomes to make long-range plan­ ning possible. Local school districts are experiencing a hand-to-mouth existence. Rising costs have forced 86% of the school districts to levy additional local taxes for minimum budget needs. Put Oregon schools on a sound financial basis. cA Sicks’ Quality ‘Product from what one reads of them in the papers, they are not as happy as us common folks, the workers of the world, apd they seem to be rushing madly about seeking something that will give them satisfaction and yet never finding it. I remember a little story I once read. A man died and went to a beautiful place. He had absolute­ ly nothing to do, no responsibil­ ities. He didn’t need to eat or sleep or work or to think of any body but himself. He could do exactly as he pleased. For a long time he did just that, then he began getting horribly bored. He had tried everything and grown tired of it At last he accosted one of those who seemed in charge of the place and said, “You know, old chap, I’m getting beastly tired of all this. Frankly, I don’t think much of your old heaven.” The one to whpm he had spoken looked at him and grinned a little. “Say, bud*” he answered derisively, “where’d you get the idea this is heaven. Don’t you know you’re in hell?” Yep, there is a nice little moral to that story. I don’t think I need to point lit out. I’ll just sign off on this article, get up and clean the house and bake a pie for the Big Boss. 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