6 THURSDAY, SEPT. 19, 1946 JL Dissertation On Food RONA MORRIS NORKMAN HOCKING W RANCH There is something so satisfy­ ing about watching a hungry man eating when you have enough to feed him. The other day I leaned bode in my chair and watched the Big Boss really “going to town” on the meal I haa set before him. When I cook, I am very like the old lady who said, "I can’t abide these pickish eaters. I like to see folks relish their vit- tles,” and this day the combina­ tion of his morning’s hard work and his conception of the perfect meal produced a most gratifying response to my efforts. Every­ one has his or her own idea about food and just what combination constitutes the most delightful meal. This day had given him that which he really considers the acme of perfection: ham and rich cream gravy, • baked potatoes, sauerkraut, hot biscuits with but­ ter and boysenberry jelly, and to finish it all off, there was an early apple pie with the rich juice bubbling through a flaky brown crust. When he finished with the food and leaned back to light a cigarette to go with his third cup of coffee, he looked at me with the warmth of affection that most husbands seem to show only when they are stuffed to the gills. I don’t think it is really neces­ sary to be a good cook to get a man, but I certainly do hold that sf you want to keep him for a lifo-time, the ability to cook, and cook what he likes, is far better than a ball and chain, a bear­ cage or the latest thing in clothes and nail-polish. Sometimes I am Maybe He Shines Today— Maybe He Doesn’t Sunshine or not, a dish of Ar­ den ice cream is a delicious confection you’re sure to enjoy IT'S REFRESHING IT’S HEALTHFUL The Cozy Phone 582 THE EAGLE, VERNONIA, ORE. inclined to believe that a man falls in love with a gal through his eyes and his emotions, but he stays in love with her through his stomach. But then maybe I am old-fashioned. Nevertheless, it is my belief that the best way of taming any animal, human or otherwise, is by food. Have you ever come into a kitchen on a cold rainy day feeling at outs with the whole darn world and practically hating your fellowman, to be met by the rich warm odor of freshly baked bread and spicy tang of cookies and the subtle mouth­ watering aroma of meat roasting in its own rich juices? If you have never had thia experience, then you have really missed know­ ing just what the fragrance of food can do in the way of eradi­ cating the kinks from life. And if you can persuade the cook to let you cut the brown crusty heel from a fresh hot loaf, spread it with butter and apple jelly and to sneak a glass of creamy milk from the refrigerator—well, broth­ er, that really “sends” you. Sometimes, in the present day, one who can remember bygone years suffers from food-nostalgia. When I am foolish enough to let my mind slip back to my mother’s day and recall the lovely frag­ rance of a fat hen simmering in the big kettle surrounded with the luscious dumplings that only mother could make (and I have never been able to reach her peak of perfection in dumplings), or see in my minds eye the ten-pound roast of fat tender beef being basted with its rich brown juice in the oven, when I remember the rows of bubbling crusty hot pies set to cool on the pantry shelf— excuse me, please, while I take a few moments out to weep bit­ ter tears of longing. And can you remember the hams, baked whole and wearing a thick crust of brown sugar dotted all over with fat cloves, to be used merely for “snacks” during the Christmas season, since there was the tur­ key, etc., for the piece d,e resist­ ance? And the huge platters of crusty fried chicken? On Sat­ urdays my mother used to say to my dad, “I think you had better kill me three fryers today so I can get them ready for tomor­ row.” Then she would stop and think a moment. “No,” she would finish, “you had better make it five or six. I am expecting some folks to come home from church with us and I always like to have plenty left for the children’s ta­ ble.” Nowadays you set the children down with their elders and let them take their chance of getting the neck, or a drumstick (if they are lucky), from the one chicken on the small platter, and you save up for a month to buy a two-pound roast and give the deadly eye to anyone who dares ask for a second piece, and when it cornea to steak—phooey, you have to be a bloody bloomin’ plu­ tocrat to ever come to steak, so why talk about steak. Furthermore, unexpected com­ pany just before dinner in that long-ago time didn’t put a wild, harried light into the cook’s eye as it does in the present. Mother would simply push the plates closer together, shove up some extra chairs, trot about in the pantry getting out some special pickles, jams and relishes, bring out another pie or two, and call them in to the table. Now, you put on a stiff smile of welcome and hope you don’t look as wor­ ried as you feel, excuse yourself and tear into the kitchen, yank your dollar’s worth of meat out of the safe-deposit box in the re­ frigerator, look at its meager proportions, cut it into even more minute sections, beat them flat, dip ’em in egg and and bread­ crumbs to make the pieces look a bit larger, then hunt out your smallest platter to serve them on in order to give an impression of quantity. And how the heck can you bring any special jellies, etc., out of the pantry when there are none, special or otherwise, in it? Yep, the food situation in these days is certainly making it diffi­ cult for wives to keep what they captured, for though conditions change, men don’t' And how can any woman keep the love-light burning (in his stomach) when she has to slap his hands when he reaches for the last tiny frag­ ment of meat left on the platter because she-has to keep that piece for making stew for the next meal. And as for those pies that really keep the flame glowing, alas, pies take shortening and sugar—and where, oh where, is the shortening and sugar? There seems litUe left for us to use as an anchor in the matrimonial seas but nail-polish and a cheerful smile. Maybe these can hold ’em, but I “hae me doots.” RHEUMATISM and A R T H R I T IS I suffered for years and am so thankful that I am free from pain and able to do my work that I will gladly answer anyope writing me for information. Mrs. Anna Pautz, P. 0. Box 826, Vancouver, Wash. Pd. Adv. — NUE-OVO laboratories. B. R. Stanfill Plastering & Stucco Contractor Send your ALL WORK GUARANTEED Star Route Buxton, Oregon Laundry & Dry Cleaning Oregon-American LUMBER CORPORATION to Portland’s most mo­ dem plant. Two pick­ ups and deliveries weekly at Vernonia at your home or our local agent— BEN BRICKEL’S BARBER SHOP Vernonia, Oregon OREGON Laundry 4 and Dry Cleaners .... I \* 1/ v IX ìYy'Ti LX INSTITUTION ^J^ROM the days when the Pilgrims set sail for America (with the Mayflower well stocked with beer) down to the present day, beer and the tavern have played a large part in the friendly life of the American people. Many of the eminent men of Colonial and Revolutionary days were brewers and tavern keepers — among them Samuel Adams, Israel Putnam, Generals Weedon and Sumner and Thomas Chittendon, the I HEALTH BEGINS Young Or Old , . . makes no difference at King’s, because the food shopper will find every necessary item for the diet, whether it be for the infant or the ; grown-up. first Governor of Vermont. On the long and illustrious roll of tavem keepers is found the name of the beloved Abraham Lincoln who was issued a tavem license in 1848. Now, as then, !» the tavern continues as a place of friendly gathering and good fellowship. Openly operated and carefully supervised, the tavem is a bulwark of moderation and its proprietors make up a solid group of citizens who contribute substantially to our economy as employers of labor and payers of taxes. I I A Sicks' Quality Product Sicxs? S eattle B rewing Since 1878 ♦ 8i M alting C o . E. G. Sick, President WASHINGTON $ OLOBST INDUSTRIAL INSTITUTION KING’S Grocery - Market “Where Your Money Buys More’’ At the Mile Bridge Phone 91 ; / Riverview A