VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON ETIQUETTE? Wifey—We must have the Greens to dinner. We owe them one. Hubby—That’s so. We passed an awful evening there, and it’s only fair that they should pass one here. A MISTAKE TO WAIT GOOD TASTE ASK ME Q ANOTHER ; 1. Has there ever been an air­ plane flown around the world? 2. How long does it take to get World’s Foremost Authority a telephone call through to London on Etiquette © Emily Post. 'rom this country? 3. How many miles of sub­ marine cable are there? Can Maid of Honor 4. What town is nearest the geo­ Sing at a Wedding? graphical center of the United states? TA EAR Mrs. Post: I have an only 5. What is pectin? sister who is to be my maid ot 6. Why are some tin cans en- honor. This sister has a lovely voice .meled on the inside? and I would like very much to have her sing at the wedding if you think this could be arranged so as not to interfere with the wedding procession. Will you tell me how yon think it could best be done? Answer: It would be unusual but■ not unheard of should your sister sing during the pause in the cere­ mony between the betrothal and the I plighting of the troth. In other I words, she could stand at the side , of the chancel steps and sing while you and your betrothed walk slowly up the steps and take your places in front of the altar. Having fin­ ished her song, which of course must be very short, she then fol­ lows and stands on your left. If it could be arranged so that she would be hidden from view, she could sing while the congregation is assembling, but it would not do to have her enter the church and then go out again to meet you and come down in the processional. • • • A Quiz With Answers Offering Information on Various Subjects Answers 1. There has never been a round-the-world airplane flight in that such a flight would require girdling the globe at its greatest circumference, either along the equator or along a single degree of longitude. 2. It takes from 10 to 30 min­ utes, although it rarely takes 30 minutes. It costs $15 for three minutes’ talk in the daytime, but the rate for Sunday and for night calls is $10 for three minutes. 3. The earth is encircled with more than 300,000 miles of sub­ marine cables, 100,000,000 miles of telephone wires and 5,000,000 miles of telegraph cables. 4. Lebanon, in Eastern Smith county, Kan., is the nearest. 5. It is a substance which ap­ pears in many vegetable tissues as a constituent of the sap or cell wall. In making jellies its pres­ ence is necessary to cause the fruit juice to solidify. 6. Red fruits and vegetables bleach in contact with tin plate and foods with sulphur content discolor the can just as a cooked egg discolors a silver spoon. The stain is harmless but uninviting. NO OTHER TIRE CAN MATCH f V THE GROUND GRIP TREAD 15 patented ! Can’t Walk Far, but Wants to Return Calls The fastest way to “alkalize" is to carry. your alkalizer with you. That’s what thousands do now that genuine Phillips' comes in tiny, peppermint flavored tablets — in a flat tin for pocket or purse. Then you are always ready. Use it this way. Take 2 Phillips’ tablets — equal in “alkalizing” effect to 2 teaspoonfuls of liquid Phillips’ from the bottle. At once you feel "gas,” nausea, "over­ crowding” from hyper-acidity be­ gin to ease. “Acid headaches,” "acid breath,” over-acid stomach are corrected at the source. This is the quick way to ease your own distress — avoid offense to others. IA EAR Mrs. Post: I am a stran- ger in this community and in the short time I’ve lived here so many of the local people have been to call on me—neighbors, church women and people who were told about me by friends of mine living elsewhere. All but the neighbors live too far for me to be able to return these visits. I can not hire a taxi and the distances are too far for me to walk as I am not young. Row can I show my appreciation in place of paying visits, and encour­ age their calling again? Answer: I would invite them to j come in to tea, or perhaps you j might have a regular day at home I and send out cards reading Mon­ days or Fridays or whatever day it is. And then tell them when you see them that you have to ask peo- ! pie to be good enough to go to see | you because you are not able to j walk so far. • • • Cocktails and Napkins. Mrs. Post: I have always | D EAR disliked paper napkins; in fact, when given one in a restaurant I always feel inclined to walk out. I Eut my dislike seems to have be­ come a boomerang. I am giving a and large cocktail party, inviting over a hundred people and ft is impossi­ ble to provide linen napkins for so first day U0U1D. TABLETS many people. Do you think paper SALVE. NOSE DROPS Headache, 30 minutes. ones on such an occasion would be Try “Rnb-My-Tlim’'- World’» Beit Liniment permissible? Answer: At a cocktail parly nap­ WNU—13 37—41 kins are not necessarily provided. And perhaps if you put your own in a pile on the table, they will be sufficient. In addition to these, you might get some paper ones, to have ready in case your supply runs out. ! • • • Don't Neglect Them! checks COLDS FEVER ntinels Health Nature dwipird the kidney» to do a marvelous job. Their task is to keep the flowing blood stream free of an excess of toxic impurities. The act of living— lift iteelf—is constantly producing waste matter the kidneys must remove from the blood if good health is to endure. When the kidneys fail to function as Nature intended, there is retention ot waste that may cause body-wide dis­ tress. One may suffer nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks of dininesa, getting up nights, swelling, pufflnwa under the eyes—feel tired, nervous, all worn out. Frequent, scanty or burning pasaagea may be further evidence of kidney or bladder disturbance. The recognised and proper treatment Is a diuretic medicine to help the kidneys fet rid of excess poisonous body waste. Doan'» Pill». They have had more than forty years of public approval. Are endorsed the country over. Insist on Doon’s. Sold at all drug stores. » D oans P ills Biscuit in Hand. EAR Mrs. Post: When ordering , dry cereal, that Is in whole bis­ cuit form, which Is very difficult to eat when unbroken, is It per­ missible to break it in the fin­ gers before putting cream and sugar on it? If the answer Is yes, then what would one do when order­ ing it served with fresh fruit on top? Answer: There is no reason why a dry biscuit may not be broken in I the fingers. When you are ordering fruit to be eaten on it, simply ask the waiter to bring it to you in a sep­ arate dish. Ot course, if you are putting stewed fruit on it that has juice, the juice would soften the ' biscuit so that breaking it before­ hand would be unnecessary. 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