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When you dress up your bed for
company, you seek distinction—
the purpose of this lacy spread.
A true reflection of your own
Seeking Contentment.
good taste is this stunning open-
ANTA MONICA, CALIF.— work
design, one easily achieved
Out in the desert country by crocheting simple, single me
I met kindly, hospitable folk dallions of string. A stunning
about
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bravely making the best of
things on remote, smal’
homesteads.
On little far-away ranches, on res
ervation trading posts, they are edu
cating their children
by resolute self-sac
rifice; keeping in
touch with the world
through radio,
through books and
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most invariably con
tent with their lives
and proud of their
Mrs. Henrie, born in Alsace 82 years ago,
_ . was the
_ _______
struggles and living
wife of ________
the late
comfortably — yes.
Johans Henrie, a munitions execntive. She traveled with him 30 years
and happily—within
while he was attempting to establish contacts throughout the world. After
Irvin S. Cobb their means, how
his death she went on traveling, just for fun.
ever meager.
Mr. Kilduff had to swim that five miles because the motorboat he
occupied alone sank suddenly, far from shore.
Then I come back to crowded
cities where wealth seems only to
make the inmates dissatisfied be
AAAAÀAAÀAÂÀÀAAAAÀAAAUAÀ | receive a salary of $25,000 a year cause somebody with greater wealth
as educational counsellor of the Na puts on a guadier show of ostenta
tional Broadcasting company.
tion and extravagance. And I see
L. R. Lohr, president of the NBC, the man who feverishly is striving
says it will be full time work, add after riches so that when he breaks
ing that "broadcasting has a man down he may afford the most ex
date to operate in the public in pensive nerve specialist. And the
terest, convenience and necessity.” spoiled woman who was born with
By Lemuel F. Parton
All this will presumably be in Dr. a silver spoon in her mouth, but
Angell’s department.
judging by her expression the spoon
It would be difficult to think of Dr. must have been full of castor oil—
Loopholes for Statesmen.
Angell as a mere emeritus. He
■^JEW YORK. — Statesmen fre- said he was retiring at sixty-eight and the flavor lasts. And the poor
little rich children who have every
’ quently may be found on this "because of obvious and offensive
thing now and so will have nothing
or that side of the loophole. In senility,” at the same time demon
—except maybe dollars—when they
June, 1933, Guy T. Helvering, now strating the contrary by some lusty grow up.
unrolling the government’s roster swings at the New Deal. He will
Curious, isn’t it, that so little buys
of alleged tax-dodgers, was the sub need no time out for road work be such a lot for some people and such
ject of a bitter senatorial debate. fore taking on the radio engage a lot buys so little for the others?
Certain senators fought his conflr- ment When he retired as dean of
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mation as commissioner of internal the University of Chicago in 1921,
Making Mental Slips.
revenue.
the Carnegie foundation snapped
HE most incredible thing has
They charged that, as an income him up at a fat salary, but, before
come to pass. Here I go along,
tax lawyer, he had procured a re he got his chair warm, Yale was year after year, building up a rep
duction in the tax bill of the Slim after him. He is always in
utation for invariably being right,
Jim Oil & Gas company from $1,- mand.
the same as George Bernard Shaw
211,000 to $451,000. However, he was
Baccalaureate orators used to see and Mme. Secretary Perkins. Then
confirmed, and, discharging his offi
—bango!—I make one little slip and
cial duties, puts the finger on the “the orb of Rome sinking in a sea the trusting reader is shocked from
“wealthy evaders” for the congres of blood” and warn us that we were pit to dome.
getting that way, too. Now we are
sional investigation committee.
The other day I suggested taxing
Prof. Roswell Foster Magill, au heading “down the same abyss salaries of governmental em
thor of the tax-avoidance report, which has engulfed Europe,” which ployees. Now from all sides I’m
was Dr. Angell’s phrase in his fare
wrote books giving pointers on le well address at Yale. That is, un told federal employees are subject
gal loopholes, before he went to less we do something to check the to income taxes; only the vast ma
Washington. No moral turpitude has slide.
jority of them, and probably the
been charged. It just means that
He has struck out vigorously hardest-worked ones, draw such
Dizzy Dean may be pitching for against the Supreme court reorgani small wages that they owe Uncle
Washington next year instead of St. zation, sit-down strikes and insidi Sam nothing when March 15 rolls
Louis.
ous collectivism as he sees it ex around.
Commissioner Helvering is a emplified, in the present adminis So far as I recall, this is the sec
shrewd, portly, ruddy, white-haired tration. He is a conservative, and ond time in my life I’ve been wrong.
Kansas politician who wears good "middle-of-the-roader” is an apt I can't cite what the other instance
clothes, carries a shiny malacca term only in denoting his adherence was—some very trifling matter, no
cane, smokes good cigars, knows to traditional cultural and govern doubt—but it must have occurred
his way around and says little. He mental patterns. He was a profes because I remember the nation-wide
was in congress from 1913 to 1919, sor of psychology for 26 years be excitement which ensued, with peo
a tax income lawyer thereafter, ac fore becoming president of Yale, his ple going around in a daze mutter
cording to the somewhat heated and father having been president of the ing: "Can it be possible?”
I now admit that early error and
vehement charges of Senators Has University of Michigan for 38 years
the recent one, too, and humbly beg
tings, Couzens and others.
—until 1909.
He has been a close friend of
His notable achievements at Yale pardon of my devoted public—all
Postmaster General Farley for have been administrative. He ef eight of them. It'll never happen
many years and it was understood fected sweeping reorganizations and again.
that he was the President's per during his incumbency endowments
Conquered Champions.
sonal choice for the internal reve rose from $30.000,000 to $100.000,000.
nue post.
The value of university properties T HAS been brought to the atten
tion of Mr. James J. Braddock
He has been active in Kansas pol scored a parallel rise. He was the
itics for many years, a former su first president of Yale who was not that something happened to him a
while back. Probably, by now. he
perintendent of public construction a Yale graduate.
under Governor Woodring, and
Mr. Lohr says, "In joining us he has quit wondering whether many
campaign manager and chairman is only changing his base of educa others were caught In the earth
of the Democratic state committee. tional endeavor from New Haven quake, but is reported to be still
He was bom in Felicity, Ohio, in to New York, from a university to | saying "Ouchl” at intervals.
And now, as is customary, his
1878. His family removed to Kansas the air.” Erasmus never got a
when he was eight years old. He break like that. Nor even Nicholas backers will insist he demand a re
studied law at the University of Murray Butler. It will be interest-' turn engagement—or disaster—with
Michigan, and was county attorney ing to see how the radio fans take the Brown Bomber. But it I were
Mr. Braddock—game though he be
of Marshall county, Kan., before he to the new curriculum.
-I think I’d pattern my reply on
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hardest men in Washington to see
was knocked galley-west by a hit-
and correspondents have mainly let
"Million Fish”
and-run motorist
it go at that.
One of the hardiest and most pop
As the dazed pedestrian was try
ular of toy fishes is the puppy, a na ing feebly to ascertain whether he
Middle-of-the-Koadcr.
tive of the waters of Trinidad. Bar was all in one piece, a kind-hearted
R. JAMES ROWLAND AN bados and Venezuela. It is some citizen hurried up.
GELL, retiring president of times called the "million fish" be
"Have an accident?” he inquired,
Tale, is an aggressive middle-of- cause it multiplies so rapidly. It is brightly.
the-roader, which seems not such a also known as the “rainbow fish"
"No, thank you," said the victim;
bad idea, considering the plight of because of the bright prismatic col "just had one."
IRVIN S. COBB.
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