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About Vernonia eagle. (Vernonia, Or.) 1922-1974 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 1, 1937)
VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA. OREGON AMAZE A M INUTE SCIENTIFACTS ~ BY ARNOLD "C oral " islands B oth L ime secreting 1 algae PLANTS AND TINY SINGLE-CELLED ANIMALS HAVE BEEN FOUND MORE ACTIVE IN MAKING ISLANDS THAN 7A CORAL ITSELF. ■k IMI * 1 i A utomobile ®7 nus ^”* Something to Ponder On J and REERS- THE FEATHERHEADS ultimate E ngineers consider present I A utomobiles too rough riding TOO LOW DOWN, TOO HEAVY j ^ j T'' TOO DANGER-/-^ OUS AND TOO) r<-( WASTEFUL^sJ f JL_____ of / raft / 'WXXjf / »• 4 HORSE * HAME ? IS lT A <sk(s ? B est iron meat - A NEW Z' ELECTRIC IRON / INDICATES THE TEMPERATURE / AND SHOWS I PROPER HEAT FOR IRONING VARIOUS /¿I MATERIALS.-/^J 1 MO—PE RODE A HORSE — Ev'ERVTHllJ<s- ELSE ABOUT HIM IS WELL KKiOVMKJ------- BUT I’VE OFTEN WON1DERED WHAT HE CALLED TpE SAT— V ol ) 6 ot some T hd J óf THERE/ NOW I WONDER , 7 WMÀT "ÌHE MAME WAS' g|flr x- Events in the Lives of ¿Little Men 1 ^y Q arles - sugmkoe ÓW vteu? / OH. MR. DRUGGIST HE WAS RI .III The junior clerk Informed the managing director that a lady wished to see him. “Is she good looking?” asked the boss. “Yes, sir—very.” "Then show her up.” Aftei the woman had gone the managing director sent for the ju nior clerk. “You’re a nice judge of beauty,” he remarked scornfully. "Well, sir,” returned the youth. “I thought she might be your wife.” “She was.” replied his employer. —Montreal Star. Comparison Fred's English cousin war curious about things American. “Is the “A Her all my trouble, this gown Mississippi as large as our simply does not harmonize with my Thames?” he inquired. complexion.” “Haw, haw!” laughed Fred. "As "I shouldn't worry, dear, it’s easi large? Say. your Thames wouldn't ly enough changed.” make a gargle for our Mississippi's mouth!” Head of the Family Proper Associates Teacher—Johnnie, you must bring a written excuse for being absent Mother — You mustn't use that yesterday, from the head of your word! Growing Son — Shaw and Mase- family. Johnnie—She's away on a fort i field used it Mother — Then you mustn't asso- night's holiday, ma'am; shall I | ciate with such naughty boys. bring one from me father? THEN AND NOW Along the Concrete UlS BUSINKi EPITAPH “Pa, how much money did Croe sus have?” "Oh, I don’t know. About enough to live in what is at present middle class style, I guess.” Too Tempting! He and his young wife were on a motor trip. She admired his anx iety about her comfort. “Are you all right?” "Quite, dear.” “Cushions comfortable?” “Quite, darling.” “Not being jolted?" “O, no. sweetheart.” "Not in a draught?” “No, lambkin.” “Then change seats with me.”
