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VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON I Here's a Smart Rug That's Easy to Make Ask Me Another • A General Quiz © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. 1. By what country were doub- loons coined? 2. In politics, what is a refer- endum? 3. Who was father of Mary Queen of Scots? 4. What was a corvette? 5. What are the two chief is- lands of New Zealand called? 6. What is the atlas bone? 7. >Vhat is an Eurasian? 8. Who was Pluto’s wife? 9. What president of the U. S. had Rutherford for his first name? 10. What is a collect? Answers 1. Spain. 2. The reference of some ques tion to a vote of the people. 3. James V of Scotland. 4. A wooden war vessel. 5. North Island and South Is- land. 6. The top-most bone of the spine. 7. One of mixed European and Asiatic blood. 8. Persephone (or Prosperpine). 9. Hayes. 10. A short prayer. A Three Days’ Cough Is Your Danger Signal No matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial Irritation, you can get relief now with Creomulsion. 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Write plainly pattern number, Dionne hospital. “The two provincial police, who your name and address. keep the line moving and see that the roads are kept open, saw right Indians Wealthier away that we had come to see the The Dionne Quints Through the Indian land holdings have been quints, and not the crowd. ‘From Eyes of My Old Guide which way, Jack?’ asked one of Increased by 2,100,000 acres in 17 ERCY HAMILTON, the them. ‘Hamilton’s Landing, Lake [states in the past three years. best guide and fisherman McGreggor, with Grand Lake just [More cattle are owned by more along the whole Gatineau over the hill. Three hundred miles Indians today than at any time chain, recently hied himself to the south, officei, the best bass in Quebec. These ladies with to Callender, Ontario for the water me are my kinfolk,’ says I. ‘And single purpose of casting can we see the quints?’ ‘Sure thing. eyes upon the Dionne quints. Keep your eyes on the glass-fronted WATCHn YOUR He disappeared upon the precise veranda, where they show up when date when I needed him most. While the notion takes them. A good look this upset me to begin with, there free of charge if you have pa was nothing to do but forgive him tience.’ ” when I learned his motive. Pa Dionne Gets Fan Mail. Medical Authorities recognize the value of a balanced Alkaline Re “Couldn’t you,” I asked, “have My old guide did another suspen serve as an aid to cold prevention. had an eyeful of those kids after der stretch, firing both barrels in unison. “When you stop to think the bass season closed?” "I could that,” replied Percy, that the Canadian kids are the only stretching his suspenders from un ones out of 35 sets of quintuplets Contribute to your Alkaline Re der his armpits, “and had just as born during the last 500 years that serve because they contain an good a look at ’em as anybody else came through r’arin’ and are still • ALKALINE FACTOR leaning over the fence around Doc alive,” continued Mr. Hamilton, tor Dafoe’s hospital, where he has "why wouldn’t I stick around to charge of the babies in the name of have an eyeful?” “Man alive!” exclaimed the guide the king, but something said ‘go to it, Perc.’ It is only a few miles less from Lake MacGreggor, and Grand, than three hundred from my house just over the hill, “I saw them come to his, just a few hours across coun out in ones, twos and—I was about try in my timber-hopping gasoline to aay threes, but you know what tank, and worth two days of any I mean, until the five of them were man’s time. I sure could have in sight. Mind you, the windows, waited. But being the kind of a some new-fangled patent, allows NO matter how much your man I am, crazy about children, the people outside to see in but the back aches and your nerves ■cream, your husband, because he father of four girls of my own. and quints can’t see out. Good idea, is only a man, can never under with all my wife’s womenfolks r’ar that. Five girls at any age couldn't stand why you aro so hard to live in’ to get into my jitney for a round take it without blowing up. I’m the with one week in every month. trip to Callender, what the hell was father of four—born one at a time— Too often the honeymoon ex press Is wrecked by tho nagging I to do but say, ‘Come with me to and I know. I sure do know.” tongue of a three-quarter wife. The A forward gesture from the arm the quintuplet show and have a wise woman never lets her husband pit out, a crack like a pistol shot look.’ ” know by outward sign that she is and Mr. Hamilton continued, “It a victim of periodic pain. Becomes Conducted Tour. For three generations one woman was good business for the govern Percy again pulled out his sus ment has told another how to go "smil to take over the job of bring penders, which popped back with a ing those girls up under Dr. Dafoe, ing through" with Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound. It loud crack like the beaver makes leaving Mr. and Mrs. Dionne time I helps Nature tono up the system, when slapping the water with his to raise the kids they have left. thus lessening the discomfort* from tail. the functional disorders which They have six other singlets living, i women must enduro in the three “You did exactly the right thing, a nine-pounder following the quints, ordeals of life: 1. Turning from Mr. Hamilton, and it is my pleasure who weighed, the whole flvla of girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre to be among the first to congratu them, less than ten pounds at paring for motherhood. 3. Ap late you. How many ladies were in birth.” proaching "middle age." Don’t be a three-quarter wife; your party?” More suspender artillery from take LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S “About five that I could see,” an Mr. Hamilton. “Not yet three years VEGETABLE COMPOUND and swered my old guide, “and no less of age, they are now worth close to Go “Smiling Through.’’ than a dozen that I could only hear. a million dollars. Old man Dionne They seemed to swarm into the gets a bigger fan mail than Clark back seat at every crossroad along Gable. At 50 cents a throw, he the way. You’d have thought that drags down *700 a week for his sig at les st half of them were the moth nature, while Mrs. Dionne, the Nature can more quickly expel Infection when ers of the quints and wanted to slip most-talked-about mother in the elded by internal medication of recognized merit the old Doc some new stuff on what world, is in the money a dozen dif was best to be done right away, or ferent ways. I’D say it’s coming to take the consequences. A tire blow her.” HA VS «COGNIZED MEPIT out anywhere along the route and WNU Servie«. fludy ßouncßt Davi/ P s XLAK ce LUDEN'S WOMEN WHO HOLD THEIR MEN NEVER LET THEM KNOW FOR COLDS Saiicon Tablets
