VERNONIA EAGLE. VERNONIA. OREGON
Women in Austria
Women are making such rapid
inroads into Austrian trades and
professions that some men fear
in a few years they will lose
control of all key positions, as­
serts a Vienna United Press cor­
respondent. The women, as might
be expected, dominate certain
trades like ladies’ tailoring, clerk-,
ing and stenography, but the as­
tounding thing is that 19 per cent
of the country’s'pharmacists are
women. 8 per cent of the coun-[
try’s doctors, 15.2 per cent of the
dentists and 3.1 per cent of the
lawyers.
One-fourth of Austria’s private
instructors, musicians, writers
and journalists are women, while
even in the field of engineering
there are 36 accredited feminine
engineers. In the textile indus­
try 60 to 80 per cent of the work­
ers are women, while one-third
of the total farmers are female.
© New York Post.—WNU Service.
Collegiate Abuses
Due to Prexies, Not
Coach or Coached
Highways of World
INVARIABLY at this time ol the
* year I get a pain in the spot
There are 9,273,397 miles of, where too many higher educators
highways in the world. The Amer-| keep their brains. This unease in
icas lead, with 3,889,623, followed a neck, already so sorely battered
by Europe with 3,387,964, Asia that it can stand few more bruises
with 1,038,814, Australia, New Zea­ and contusions, naturally comes
land, and Oceania with 526,980, frarn the annual yelping about the
and Africa with 435,016.
indecency of one of the widest
spread of collegiate practices. I re­
fer specifically to the so-called ath­
letic scholarships and the hugger-
mugger publicity grabbing which
ever is associated with them.
Way
Sinee this is a nation given to
boasting about foisting book learn­
ing upon the masses, it is difficult
IT’S BY relieving both the irritated tissues of the to understand why one pack of pur­
throat and bronchial tubes. One set of ingre*>
die n to in FOLEY’S HONEY & TAR quickly ists must get into full cry because
relieves tickling, hacking, coughing . ; . coate of one minor extension of the grand
and soothes irritated throat linings to keep you
from coughing. Another set actually enters the privilege. Do these high-class gents
blood, reaches the affected bronchial tubes, believe that an ambitious boy must
loosens phlegm, helps break un cough and
speeds recovery. Check a cough aue to a cold be kicked in the pants because he
before it gets worse, before others catch it. has muscles as well as poor par­
Check it with FOLEY’S HONEY & TAR.
It gives quick relief and speeded-up recovery. ents? Or is their fine dither due
to unshakable conviction that young­
sters who grow higher than five feet
three inches or scale more than a
featherweight are thus barred by
nature from swimming around in
classic fountains?
Can these highly moral cutups be­
lieve it is a crime against the state
for a youth to be healthy? Or can
it be that lather really beads their
HEN you have those awful
jaws because sons of a Brooklyn
cramps; when your nerves
are all on edge—don’t take it out waiter and of a Staten Island street
sweeper were permitted to win
on the man you love.
Your husband can’t possibly
scholastic distinction as well as
know how you feel for the simple
football games at two famous uni­
reason that he is a man.
versities this season?
A three-quarter wife may be
DISCOVERED
to Relieve Coughs
QUICKLY
YOU CAN THROW CARDS
IN HIS FACE
ONCE TOO OFTEN
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no wife at all if she nags her hus­
band seven days out of every
month.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go "smil­
ing through" with Lydia E. Pink­
ham's Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre­
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap­
proaching "middle age."
Don't be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go "Smiling Through."
Tramp Athletes Are
Believed on Wane
I make no effort here to unravel
the minds of such talented mes-
siahs. Yet—stemming from the
premise that even though education
may not do husky kids any real
good it probably won’t seriously
damage them—the way is opened
for a discussion of more wholesome
things.
Tramp athletes—young men who
prefer to travel from college to col­
lege, trading upon their athletic
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52—36 ¡ ability, rather than to sweat at a
more gainful occupation—still exist.
But there is only a corporal's guard
of them now.
The reason for this is apparent.
Football has become a complicated
game, difficult to teach and difficult
TNO you suffer burning, scanty or for the student to assimilate. For
Lx too frequent urination; backache, preservation of their cozy jobs. If
headache, dizziness, loss of energy, for no other reason, coaches pre­
leg pains, swellings and puffiness fer players whose brains somehow
under the eyes? Are you tired, nerv­ keep apace of their muscular re­
ous—feel all unstrung and don't actions.
know what is wrong?
Similarly football has become *
Then give some thought to your game whei ■ one mistake can spoil
kidneys. Be sure they function proper­ a season. Only too well aware of
ly for functional kidney disorder per­
this, coaches also are aware that
mits excess waste to stay in the blood,
and to poison and upset the whole the shirker Is most apt to make the
mistake. With few exceptions they
system.
Use Doan's Pills. Doan's are for the have understood for years that the
kidneys only. They are recommended boy who cheats or lays down on
the world over. You can get the gen­ his studies is not apt to discard
uine, time-tested Doan's at any drug these habits.
doubtful tender of a modern college
education in return for weekly ex­
hibitions of muscular prowesses.
Both groups, pawns in the fanatical
glorification of victory over defeat
which anesthetizes academicians of
this land and day. The actions of
neither group needing high - pow­
ered investigation quite so much as
the smug skull duggeries of winking
college presidents.
Do you doubt it? There are N. Y.
U. alumni who will take oath that
their Alma Mater tilted the scholar­
ship fund not a whit when Chick
Meehan came to the institution ten
years ago. The shrewd and earthy
Chick, they say, merely regimented
the rewards which previously had
been spilled in prodigal fashion
upon barren soil.
Is the picture still out of its ac­
cepted focus? Then listen to South­
ern Conference professors lament­
ing their own ravaged vistas. Last
year Dr. Graham, one of the saner
college presidents in that section
who long had realized that the yen
fo,- victory was inseparable from
other greed, proposed a plan for
keeping this human craving in
check. He sought merely to have
the number of athletic scholarships
limited and awarded in full view.
It was sound reasoning that de­
served a better fate.
• • •
NOT IN THE BOX SCORE:
ROOKLYN fans are indignant be­
cause Ford Frick refused to at­
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tend their dinner for Casey Stengel
Dec. 5. They write that it is about
time the National League president
obtained some first-hand informa­
tion as to what is happening to
baseball’s best franchise . . . John
Hay Whitney, who entered racing
in a big way only a few years
ago, now breeds more horses than
any of his clan . . . Penn and Cor­
nell have played forty-three football
games but never have had a con­
tract . . . Tony Canzoneri is gath­
ering himself a stable of boxers.
He has not yet decided whether he
will be an active manager or a
behind-the-scenes partner.
Although his purse for boxing
Mike Belloise for the world’s feath­
erweight campionship amounted to
$1,000, Dave Crowley, the English
challenger, received only three dol­
lars for himself. At least that is
the story of his manager, Harry
Levine, who promises never to re­
turn to the United States . . . Leon
Ketchel, the Polish Peak, has gone
in for wrestling. He retired from
boxing after the veteran Larry
Gaines twice stopped him in the
gym. . . . Dr. George Devine, who
had a hand in the Battling Siki-
Mike McTigue promotion, is due
in New York shortly . . . Even Eng­
land refuses to consider seriously
the comeback Jack Kid Berg says
LAWN TENNIS HEAD
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Kidney Poisons
store.
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READ THE ADS
Coaches and Coached
Said to Be Pawns
Holcombe Ward, new president
of the United States Lawn Tennis
There you have the case for the association. Ward was a member
coaches and the coached. One group of the American Davis Cup team
being well paid in gold coin for in 1900. Incidentally, this was the
their skill as teachers and recruit­ first American team to play in that
er*. The other group receiving the famous eonjpe UUon.
It's Easy to Crochet
This Set of Lace Filet
he will make as a welterweight . . .
In spite of the ballyhoo baseball is
making little progress in England.
Chicago is strong for the plan,
originally advanced in New York, of
five-day weeks for racetracks. The
next pro season may reveal John
Sims Kelley as head coach and Cal
Hubbard as line coach of Brooklyn’s
Football Dodgers. Which, the cel­
ebrated Pat Rosa suggests, will put
Burleigh Grimes and Hubbard in
just about the same rocking boat
. . . Very best thanks to Skateland
for the season's roller-skating ducat,
to the National Box.ng association
for the honorary membership card
and to Keen's for a chance to smoke
one of those long-stemmed “church­
wardens” after dinner . . . Pete
Cleary, former assistant postmaster
of Brooklyn, now is a boxing and
wrestling timekeeper at Brooklyn
clubs . . . John D. Spreckels 3d,
the turfman, is a boating enthusiast,
but blushes when racing friends
Pattern 5520
mention it for fear people may
A bit of humble string—this gor­
confuse it with the “boat race”
geous peacock pattern — and
term of the turf.
Di Maggio Keeps Legs
in Shape Ice Skating
In spite of the way his boss, Col­
onel Ruppert, worries about it, Joe
Di Maggio continues
to keep his legs in
shape by cutting ice-
skating capers on
Lefty O’Doul’s Fris­
co rink . . . New
York is a good
spot for the Am­
erican Bowling con­
gress which will be
held in New York
city next spring
for the first time in
Joe Di Maggio thirty - seven years.
It is estimated that]
there are more than 300,000 bowl­
ers in the city . . . Earl Walsh,!
Fordham football coach soon to ba
admitted to the New York bar, is!
considering an offer to join a local
law firm.
When Shanteb won at Bowie it
was the second time this year that
a twin had won a race. Prior to
this season horsemen couldn’t seem
to remember when the last twin,
if any, ever won. The information
is provided by that eminent handi­
capper, Jerry DeNonno, along with
the added tidbit that his first name
really is Jeremias . . . Could
the rib Izzy Jannazzo is supposed
to have broken in the Ross bout'
i eally have been shattered weeks
previously by Ceferino Garcia? . . .
Glen Cunningham is training daily
at N. Y. U. under the watchful
eye of Track Coach Emil Von Ei­
ling.
The Mr. John Bosley, who seldom
is mentioned when Mrs. John Bos­
ley’s horses win races, once was,
the most celebrated sports membqf
of the family. That was twenty-five
years or so ago when he starred
at football and baseball for St.
John's (Md.) college . . . The Foot-
ball Rules committee would be silly
to alter the present rule governing
interference with a forward pass
receiver because of squawks heard
this season. The truth is that most
coaches teach their defense men to
interfere, figuring to get away with
it under timid officials. So, since
esen now the helpless receiver is
hopelessly mauled, a milder penalty
for the foul merely would pave the
way for really serious injuries.
Babe Siebert and Eddie Shore
piayed side by side on the Boston
Bruins' defense all last season with­
out speaking to each other . . ,
Clem Loughlin, manager of the
Black Hawks, remembers the cold­
est hockey game in which he ever
took part. It was at Edmonton be­
tween the Edmonton Eskimos and
the Vancouver Lions. It was *7 be­
low zero in the rink and so cold the
players cut off the tops of their
stockings to use them as ear muffs.
Walter Camp's first All American
team was composed entirely of Big
Three players; his last team, in
1924, was the first one in which no
Big Three men appeared. . . . For
three years, 1909-1911, Marquette
U. tied Notre Dame; in the next
year Marquette was defeated 0—6#
by Notre Dame.
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