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VERNONIA EAGLE. VERNONIA. OREGON Scalped, Yet Lived Even the women of early Ohio must have been as tough as buf falo hide. When a young girl, Delia Cor- bly of pioneer Miami county was knocked down by the Indians, who removed the scalp from the top of her head and left her for dead— the usual fate of one who is scalped. But Miss Corbly recov Salting Politics Away ered, and lived to marry and rear ten children. As the whole top of AS VEGAS, N. M.—A few her head was scalpless, she -* weeks ago everybody on trained her hair to grow upward the train I’m traveling on was and across as a protection. SO FA£ AS Although she lived a normal talking politics. Today every MOWN THIS body nearly is talking foot life, she did, however, complain WOMAN IS THE Exceptions noted thus of an occasional headache, which ball. OHLS ELECTßlC she attributed to her girlhood en far: AlELDEß. IN TUE- counter with the redskins.—Cleve 1. A middle aged lady talking BDÖNKY land Plain Dealer. symptoms. It seems she has had practically everything except lock Dr. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver, jaw. And as for operations—well. bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for I her whole life must a laxative—three for a cathartic.—Adv. have been an open book. I gather she never had a secret Wordless Superiority Some people can be effectively that was not shared “superior” without saying a word. with at least three doctors. 2. A gentleman connected with the movies talking mov ies. In an eighteen- hour shift. 3. Another gentle man talking self. Irvin s. Cobb We can tell that, up to now, he is just browsing around the edges of this fascinating topic. By tomorrow we expect him to get really into the meat of it. 4. An elderly gentleman talking steadily. He has been going since we left Los Angeles. We don’t know Firm Answer exactly what his subject is. He has A short and firm answer gives not said yet. one a rest from long annoyance. Praising Grand Canyon . COOTING across Arizona I was moved to weave into this a com Tales from Vancouver Island; plete description of the Grand Can Tbe Duelling Pistols yon. But mercy stayed my hand. In stead, I have decided to send to all DURING the early 1840s, deserving applicants souvenir post in the city of Dublin, Dan cards showing views of the canyon. iel O'Connell, distinguished Check it before it gets you down. Check it This will give the general idea. It before others, maybe the children, catch it. the Irish liberators, Check it with FOLEY’S HONEY A TAR. looks just like the postcards, only among Thia double-acting compound gives quiok relief made a public speech denounc and speeds recovery. Soothes raw, irritated larger. tissues; quickly allays tickling, hacking. Spoon There’s one thing about the Grand ing the Dublin corporation, vio ful on retiring makes for a cough-free sleep. No habit-forming, stomach-upsetting drugs. Ideal Canyon—long after ever;, other nat lently anti-Catholic, as a “beg for children, too. Don’t let that cough due to a ural wonder has been desecrated colA hang on! For quick relief and speeded garly group,” organized for the recovery insist on FOLEY’S HONEY & TAR. with architectural doodads and the scribbled names of individuals destruction of Irish ideals in whose signatures would look all Erin’s struggle for independ right on the register of any dollar- ence. a-day American plan hotel, but are Although the broadside, in com Mrs. L. Wilson of 42 sort of out of place when smeared Alpine St, Pasadena, parison with O'Connell’s usual ex Calif., said: “Dr. Pierce’s over one of creation’s masterpieces, Golden Medical Discovery the Grand Canyon will still be un plosions, was regarded as some is a splendid tonic. Some what mild, one D'Esterre, a mem years ago I was in a run spoiled. ber of the Dublin corporation, chal down condition and felt quite weak and the ‘Dis lenged the Liberator to meet him California Rivers. covery’ improved my di gestion and helped to T T’S fun to cross a river with at on the field of honor. So definite strengthen me. I am glad to speak well of A least a trace of wetness in it. It and provocative was the challenge this tonic.” Go to your druggist now. New size, tablets 50c., liquid $1.00. Large must be my early raising, but I that O’Connell had no option other size, tablets or liquid, $1.35. like a river to be dampish—in spots, than to accept, pistols being the Write Dr. Pierce’s Clinic, Buffalo, N. Y. weapons. anyhow. The meeting took place in Phoe After two years I can't get used to southern California rivers, where, nix park with the result that D’Es- for nine months a year, the only terre received a bullet through the craft you can navigate is a stone bladder. O’Connell, desiring only to Nature can more quickly expel Infection when boat, and unless they use a sprink wound his antagonist, had deliber elded by internal medication of recognized merit ling system you can't see where ately fired low, but the shot proved you’re going, and they deepen the fatal; D’Esterre died within forty channel by blasting and not by eight hours. Despite the sensation HAVE RECOGNIZED MERIT dredging, and you come back from that ensued, friends and families an aquatic trip full of hayfever dust. of the deceased declined to prose cute, and the affair, which happened WNÙ—13 48—36 at the very peak of O'Connell’s ca Commercializing Football. reer, was dismissed from the public NCE upon a time, and not so tongue. very long ago, a college was Not so. however, from the mem known by the football team it kept. ory of the survivor, who. in his Now it’s known largely as the col heart, felt a deep remorse to the lege that some football team is keep end of his days. Patriot Makes Amends. P)O you suffer burning, scanty or ing. And sport writers say that more Lx too frequent urination; backache, Some years later. O’Connell, hear headache, dizziness, loss of energy, ■ money is now being wagered on ing that Mrs. D’Esterre was in leg pains, swellings and puffiness football than on any sport we volved in a lawsuit, threw up two under the eyes? Are you tired, nerv have. And it doesn’t take an ex ous—feel all unstrung «nd don't pert’s eye to see that, each season, lucrative briefs, went down to Cork, p.eaded her suit and won, for which know what is wrong? football is becoming more and more Then give some thought to your commercialized, more and more a he took no reward. In after years, whenever he kidneys. Be sure they function proper professional, profit-making industry. passed the house of D'Esterre. he ly for functional kidney disorder per Well, if football is to go the way of mits excess waste to stay in the blood, was observed to lift his hat, while and to poison and upset the whole wrestling and horse - racing and his lips moved as if in prayer. The prize-fighting, it'll pretty soon be so system. Liberator, whose declining years (Jse Doan's Pills. Doan’s are for the that about the only game a chap were fraught with pain and illness, can play without fixing somebody kidneys only. They are recommended died, 1847, in Genoa, Italy, while beforehand will be solitaire. the world over. You can get the gen Still, being a football devotee does on hl» way to the Vatican. His will uine, time-tested Doan's at any drag store. keep you out in the open air. But bequeathed his body to Ireland and you could say that same thing for a his heart to the Eternal city. The former is enshrined in the Ceme seagull. tery of Glasnevian outside of Dub IRVIN 8. COBB lin, the latter in a crypt near the C Western Newspaper L'mow. L CHECK THAT COUGH S BEFORE IT GETS WORSE RUNDOWN, AILING? FOR COLDS Sal icon Tablets RidYourself of O Kidney Poisons DOANS PILLS 45T 'Temale about Electric lÁ/eldet Oh, the comfort, the inexpres sible comfort of feeling safe with a person—having neither to weigh thought nor measure words, but pouring them all right out just as they are, chaff and grain togeth er; as certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what Is worth keeping, and with the breath of comfort blow the rest away. Neuritis Pams Fast Bayer Tablet) Dissolve Almost Instantly In 2 seconds by stop watch, a genuine BAYER Aspirin tablet starts to disintegrate and go to work. Drop a Bayer Aspirin tablet in to a glass of water. By the time it hits the bot tom of the glass it is disintegrating. What happens in this glass . . . happens in your stomach. tomb of Lascaris, in the Church of St. Agatha, Rome. After a lapse of more than a cen For Amazingly Quick Relief tury it would seem that the O’Con- Get Genuine Bayer Aspirin nell-D’Esterre affair had been en you suffer from pains of neuritis tirely forgotten. Perhaps it might If what you want is quick relief. have been but for the arrival in Genuine Bayer Aspirin tablets Victoria, B. C., shortly before the give quick relief, for one reason, be World war of a Major Wheeler. cause they dissolve or disintegrate almost instantly they touch mois Pistols Travel Overseas. While in Victoria Major Wheeler ture. (Note illustration above.) Hence — when you take a real met James G. Yates, from whom he borrowed a sum of money that Bayer Aspirin tablet it starts to dis solve almost as quickly as you because of reverses he could not return. For the debt Mr. Yates ac swallow it. And thus is ready to start working almost instantly . ... cepted as payment in full a pair of headaches, neuralgia and neuritis muzzle-loading dueling pistols with pains start easing almost at once. the necessary appurtenances, all That’s why millions never ask for snugly packed in an oak case bear aspirin by tne name aspirin alone ing the name “Alex Cockburn, Esq.” when they buy, but always say In 1914 Yates, with his family, “BAYER ASPIRIN” and see that moved from Victoria ic Comox, on they get it. Try it. You’ll say it’s marvelous. the eastern shore of Vancouver is land, where I found him and learned 15c FOR the startling sequel to the duel fought 121 years ago. A DOZEN With the Alex Cockburn weapons 2 FULLOR. lying between us, snug in the velvet DOZEN*«« recesses of the historic oak box from which they were last brought Virtually forth to defend the homi o. O’Con lc a tablet nell and D’Esterre, Yates finished the story to which the preceding LOOK FOR THE BAYER CROSS paragraphs are but an introduction. “After taking up our home here in Comox, where I brought the pis Three Foes tols received from Major Wheeler, we soon became acquainted with Nothing keeps us down like our the residents, among them the own ignorance, laziness and folly. D’Esterre family, owners of the Elk hotel, headquarters of tourists who come from all over the world to fish for the Tyee salmon that are so plentiful in Comox bay. Family Recovers Weapons. No matter how many medicines “One day my daughter, in con you have tried for your cough, chest versation with S. B. W. d 'Esterre, cold or bronchial Irritation, you can asked if he knew anything about get relief now with Creomulslon. dueling pistols, volunteering the in-1 Serious trouble may be brewing and cannot afford to take a chance formation that on the inside lid of you with anything less than Creomul- a box of weapons in my possession sion, which goes right to the seat there was written reference to a of the trouble to aid nature to De Destee (sic), who had lost his soothe and heal the inflamed mem branes as the germ-laden phlegm life. . . .” loosened and expelled. Mr. Yates stopped abruptly, Is Even If other remedies have whilst I read aloud the inscription, i failed, don’t be discouraged, your “Mr. Stephen D’Esterre reported] druggist is authorized to guarantee the matter to his brother. Lieut- Creomulslon and to refund your Col. J. C. E. D’Esterre, v.ho called money If you are not satisfied with results from the very first bottle. upon me and asked to see the Get Creomulslon right now. (AdvJ weapons,” continued Mr. Yates, | "When I opened the box. disclosing ] the weapons, he turned deadly ] pale. After examining both with the utmost care, he admitted that She Uses Glover's! he and his brothers had ransacked ] She used to be a Ireland and England in search of victim of Dandruff, them. They had seen several pairs | no more! Her alleged to be genuine but of these secret is regular use of Glover’s Mange now in Comox he had no doubt. Medicine and Glover’s Had not my daughter observed the Medicated Soap for the shampoo. That’s name D'Esterre on the legend what YOU should be pasted in the box, I question wheth doing for YOUR hair. er these historic weapons would Ask your Hairdresset— she knows. ever have been brought to the at tention of his three great-grandsons, my neighbors for many years and in my opinion the rightful owners.” At at A Three Days’ Cough Is Your Danger Signal ¡to DANDRUFF GLOVERS ©—WNU Service. DmuuO MANGE MEDICINE
