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But we can grow apricots and cherries and nectarines and peaches as toothsome as you'd ask for; and noble berries and luscious prunes and delectable grapes; and, on this great ranch, about the finest mel ons I ever ate. And if you think our flowers don’t smell enough, try our politics. ... Troubles of a Pioneer. IFE in these parts is just one thing after another, and some times it’s several things after an other, all at once—such as the rush of the autograph collectors upon a poor, shy movie star, or the yelp ing onslaught of our estate beagles when a visiting nobleman incau tiously intimates that he might sell his trailer and buy a lot. But complications also pile up for a life-long resident who has been here, as I have, nearly two years now and so is qualified to join the Early Pioneers’ California society. 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