FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 1936
VERNONIA EAGLE. VERNONIA, OREGON
You Don’t Shoot Santa Claus
PAGE THREE
THE HIGH COST
KNOWS HIS TASTES
Kid—Do you exchange goods that
i "Why is your father so glad to
ain't wanted?
get city boarders?"
Druggist—Certainly. We like to
“Well, yo' see, one of ’em sold
please our customers.
him the Empire building last win-
Kid—Well, I’ve got fifteen cents’ ter.”
worth of castor oil we bought here.
I want to exchange it for a choco­
late sundae.
PRECAUTION
First Neighbor—Didja ever stop
t* Agger out what it cost V raise a
cat or dog. Bill?
Second Neighbor—No; but there’s
a neighbor's cat ’round here what’s
cost me ’bout a bushel of brick-a-
brac, two alarm clocks and a shot
jes in th’ past month.
TRY POISON BAIT
PEACHES
CRAWFORDS, ELBERTAS,
J. H. HALES, MUIRS
Get your peaches direct
from producer
S. DILLEY, FOREST
GROVE, OREGON
The Dance of Salome
OLD BLUFFER
' No one is in a position to give
definite information concerning the
steps danced by Salome nor the
,tempo of the music. In ancient
Hebrew times the tambourine and
■the cymbal and the harp accom­
panied the dancer. This type of
The
dance is always sensuous,
entire body is brought into play,
The hips and the hands are over-
emphasized.
The dancer w h o
takes this role should dance in bare
feet. It is customary for her to
“How often do you kiss your hus­
wear a scarf tightly folded about
her head, ornamental breast orna- band?”
“As often as the style changes.”
•ments, and skirt which is ankle
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length or a little longer, slashed
up one side. Many scarfs of vari­
ALL SETTLED
ous colors form an important
tail of the costume of Salome.’
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SQUELCHED
"How’s your garden getting
along?”
“Why are you always borrowing
"It’s troubled by two kinds of money of your friends? With your
pests.”
income, you ought not to need it.”
"What are they?"
“I don’t need it, but it keeps them
"The pest that eat the plants and from asking me for money.”
the pest that want to know how my
garden is getting along.”
Look for our Peach sign on
rood— 2 H miles west of
Forest Grove on Gales
Creek road
TWEET, TWEET
Mrs. Al'tiove—Today I bought a
Whistler of lovely tones to hang in
the living room.
Mrs. Homely—But birds are such
a care, my dear, and dirty besides.
BARBER SHOP
“Have you decided where you're
going on your vacation this year?”
. “Yep! I’m going to whatever
(place my wife selects.”
I ever saw. He never tried to kiss
me once when he called last week.”
’’That’s not bashfulness; that's
fear. I told him you’d push a
man’s face in if he’d try anything
like that.”
Ladie«’ and Children’«
HAIRCUTTING
Adjoining Skinny’s Pool Hall
C. BRUCE
LUMBER
Wholesale and lleiail
See my stock now on hand sold by the load
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