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Each wafer is approximately “Possibly there is a detail or two one adult dose of milk of magnesia. All that you have forgotten.” good drug stores sell and recommend them. His eyeballs seemed suddenly to Start using these delicious, effective Invert themselves, as though striv­ anti-acid, gently laxative wafers today ing to look backward. The expres­ Professional samples sent free to registered sion of Inscrutability deepened. “No, there is nothing—yes, there physicians or dentists if request is made on professional letterhead. Select Products, was an Incident that now conies Inc.. 4402 23rd St., Long Island City, N. Y. jack to me. Just a moment, 1 win look at the log of my life and give you the date.” The seadog reached into a drawer of his desk and brought forth a small leather-cov­ ered book. Thought 1, this begins to look more like the real thing. “Here It is,” he continued; "June 15, 1907, 5:30 p. m., off Plymouth during the war; heavy seas running. 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Gath­ ering herself like some living thing, she plowed ahead, Just as the tor­ pedo, fired from an Invisible sub­ marine at close quarters, slipped by ten feet astern and disappeared.” Commanded 27 Ships. “There must be something else In the crisp leaves of this volume,” I said, wondering why It contained column after column of Arabic fig­ ures, interspersed with notations in Japanese. “Becording the number of miles sailed, names of the ships under my command and a few statisti­ cal notes,” he volunteered. “How many miles and how many ships. Commander?” '‘Up to January 1, 1036, the grand total reached 1,289,810 nautical ndles on twenty-seven vessels, none of which was lost while under my command. The first million miles were completed 11:40 p. in. March 2, 1931, off Sokotia island on a voy­ age to Suez via Colombo. Approx­ imately 3,000 officers and men served on ships that 1 have had the honor to captain. During all of that period of time not a single man had to be put in Irons. The fur­ thest point north reached during my travels is Hamburg, Germany, and the furthest south Is Adelaide, Australia.” Have you. throughout your voy­ aging ever observed a phenomenon at sea that could not be scientifi­ cally accounted for? Are there any insoluble mysteries hinted at In the log book? Have you developed any superstitions?” “None. There is a reason for everything that may arise In hu­ man affairs. If there are sea ser­ pents In the deep it has not been my privilege to behold them. Su­ perstitions? . . With an ex­ pansive gesture, he tossed the whole theory into space. “Married, of course?” Again this realist, this methodi­ cal man who has logged his sea life with such meticulous care, turned the pages of the record. Present­ ly his almond eyes sparkling, the mask of Inscrutability awept from his face to make way for actual mirth, he placed an Index finger on a single line. “Yes, married . . . Kobe, Japan, May 28, 1914. One child, a daugh­ ter, also married, 1935. 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