VERNONIA EAGLE. VERNONIA. ORFGON
Duties of Secret Service
Are Numerous and Varied
The secret service division of
Department of the Treasury
charged with the protection of
President of the United States, his
family and the President-Elect; with
the suppression of counterfeiting;
with the investigation of violations
of the farm loan act, the war
finance corporation act. section "04
of the World war adjusted compen­
sation act, and the act of December
11, 1928, relating to the counterfeit
Ing of government transportation re
quests; and with such other matters
relating to the Treasury department
as are directed by the secretary of
the treasury.
short sketches, or plays, which
can be done on the radio.
Practically every actor and
actress who isn’t broadcasting
wants to try it. Hollywood is
full of people who have succeeded
on the screen and yearn to do the
same on the a 1 r.
Now that stars of
the stage and the
radio have shown
that they can walk
into a movie studio
and become a suc­
cess,
practically
overnight, no mo­
tion picture star is
as secure as he
was in the old
THREE ETERE
days. And the only
Robinson.
remedy for that
situation Is a ca­
reer on the air as well. But com
paratlvely few of these movie folk
can sing well enough to broadcast
A cleansing/ dose today; a smaller
successfully. The answer to that is
quantity tomorrow; less each time,
a sketch. And good sketches are,
until bowels need no help at all.
alas, all too few.
NY mother knows the reason
For example, take our friend Mr.
when her child stops playing, eats Robinson, of “Little Caesar” fame.
little, is hard to manage. Constipation.
But what a pity so few know the When he was on the Vallee hour
recently, he had to fall back on a
sensible way to set things right 1
The ordinary laxatives, of even sketch that had been done not too
ordinary strength, must be carefully long ago—only last summer, if a
memory not backed up by notes is
regulated a3 to dosage.
A liquid laxative is the answer, reliable.
mothers. The answer to all your
So—both in Hollywood and New
worries over constipation. A liquid York, anyone who can manage a
can be measured. The dose can be typewriter Is besieged by people
exactly suited to any age or need.
Just reduce the dose each time, until begging for “something I can do
the bowels are moving of their own on the radio.” If you can fill that
demand, go ahead, and good luck
accord and need no help.
This treatment will succeed with to you!
NO UPSETS
The proper treatment
for a bilious child
A
any child and with any adult.
The doctors use liquid laxatives.
Hospitals use the liquid form. If it
is best for their use, it is best for
home use. The liquid laxalive most
families use is Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup
Pepsin. Any druggist has it.
RidYourself of
Kidney Poisons
r\O you suffer burning, scanty or
Lz too frequent urination; backache,
headache, dizziness, loss of energy,
leg pains, swellings and puffiness
under the eyes? Are you tired, nerv­
ous—feel all unstrung and don't
know what is wrong?
Then give some thought to your
kidneys. Be sure they function proper­
ly for functional kidney disorder per­
mits excess waste to stay in the blood,
and to poison and upset the whole
system.
Use Doan's Pills. Doan's are for the
kidneys only. They are recommended
the world over. You can get the gen­
uine, time-tested Doan's at any drug
store.
DOANS PILLS
Break up that
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We may not see “It Can’t Happen
Here” on the screen after all. The
Hays office has requested that the
making of it be deferred, at least,
the reason being that the political
situation in it might cause mob
trouble—and all. this after thousands
of dollars have already been spent
on it I
—*—
Money also went down the drain
when “Elegance” was abandoned.
Joan Crawford anil Clifton Webb I
were to have made it—Webb is fa-
motis for his work as a dancer on
the stage, He was at tlie studio for
three months, on salary, working
on dance steps. And. then, come to
find out, Joan had been working on
an entirely different type of dance
steps. So they had words, and now
the picture won’t be made at all.
—k—
Weep for Claudette Colbert. Her
Paramount contract permitted her
to make an outside picture (she
can do one each year,) so she did
"Cigarette,” In "Under Two Flags,”
the pay check being $150,000, $50,-
000 more than she gets on the home
lot for a picture. Taxes will cut
that down, however, to a bit less
than $25.000.
—k—
When John Barrymore finishes
“Romeo and Juliet” he'll go to
THAT’S SOMETHING
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Goldman—What! Marry my daugh­
ter! Why, you must be destitute
of reason.
Golddlgger—I admit I am desti­
tute, but that view is my reason.
Alaska on his yacht for two months
of fishing—which recalls the way
that Dolores Costello Barrymore
used to feel about that boat. She
loathed taking long trips on it—
said that sometimes she felt that
she couldn’t bear it much longer if
she couldn't be somewhere where
she could have her hair washed nnd
take all the baths she wanted to—
the water supply on the boat not
being too plentiful.
— k—
Loretta Young, who has been off
the screen so long because of illness,
will have “Unguarded Hour” for
her return to the screen.
Randolph Scott and Fred Astaire
are great friends—and Astaire Is
teaching the tall and elegant Ran­
dolph to do fancy dance steps. That
is, he was befpre the arrival of Fred
Astaire, Jr., became more impor-
tant than anyone else in his fa-
ther's life.
—k—
If you heard John Boles on the
air in "Green Grow the Lilacs,' », and
liked his performance. It's too bad
that you couldn't have seen the
broadcast. John is tall—six feet
WORTHIER LIFE
three Inches—and Miss Walker, who
made movies years ago, Is only five
No man is wholly bad. and In ah
feet tall. She’s a delightful person,
as you may have guessed from those lives s »nit moments come when the
broadcasts she does with Deems vision presents itself of a worthier
and happier life which might be
Taylor.
lived. What Is needed is courage to
Jock Whitney, the producer who's make the start, for. while life lasts,
gaga about colored films, bad two It Is never too late.—E. C. Burke.
oxen bleached and tinted gold for
"Dancing Pirates,” his new RKO re­
lease, Next thing we know, some-
body will turn an animal “Brown-
ette” as a tribute to Jean Harlow's
hair.
Incidentally, after seeing
“Riff Raff,” a lot of movie fans
begged Jean to let her hair be
turned platinum again, but she re­
fused.
—k—
ODDS AND ENDS . . . Seems funny
to see Gloria Swanson going places
with her tall, spectacled son . . . How
visiting movie stars love the night
clubs and theaters, when they get to
New York on a vacation! . . . Most of
them shed their inhibitions and just
have fun , , . Not Edward G. Robin­
son, however; he’s been rushing about
New York with the best of them, but
always remembers that he’s Edward
G. . . . They say that after the divorce
the second Mrs. Gable will marry a
title . . . “The Phantom of the Opera“
will be made again, with Doris Karloff
in the role made famous by Lon
Chaney . . . Reginald Denny’s daugh­
ter will appear in “Little Lord Faunt­
leroy" . . , Lupe Velez has an amazing
collection of emeralds—and likes to
wear them all at once.
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The Meaning of the Cross
By LEONARD A. BARRETT
Reference to the Cross as an In­
dispensable factor in the theology
of Christendom
is not the pur­
pose of this arti­
cle. We speak of
the Cross in Its
vital relation to
our organized
social order. Re­
gardless wheth­
er its historicity
be Greek, or Ro­
man, or Maltese,
the Cross has
always been the
symbol of suffer­
ing and sacri­
fice. The Cross
loses Rs original meaning as a sym­
bol of suffering if it is borne for a
self-centered purpose.
One may
have to bear a cross because of his
own stupidity or because of the
poison of ancestral blood. He may
be compelled to bear a crushing
disappointment because of unreal­
ized personal ambitions. Fatigue
due to overstrained nerves may
play havoc with the psychic centers
of a person who struggles hopeless­
ly for fame and glory. But scarcely
can these circumstances rightly In­
terpret the spirit of the Cross. The
meaning of the Cross so far as serv­
ice and suffering are concerned. Is
that It is vicarious. Every great
and Important event In history at­
tests this fact. Our American lib­
erty is the direct heritage of vica­
rious service.
The period of martyrdom in every
nation's history is vocal with the
same truth. Lincoln bore the strain
of disappointment and suffering not
for personal aggrandizement but for
the sake of the solidarity of the na
tion. In many of our laboratories
of scientific research men are lit­
erally offering their lives In sacri­
ficial service to humanity.
The leader of a great social move
ment which is not personally self­
centered, knows in his own experi­
ence, the meaning of the Cross.
Witness Gandhi in India; Kagawa
in Japan; and General Booth of the
Salvation Army. A few years ago
the representative of the Salva­
tion Army in London cabled a New
Year's message to th« United
States.
The message was the
one word: “Others.”
It is impossible to blend force and
love. The spirit of the Cross must
prevail if society is to advance. The
interpretation of life values revealed
through this meaning of the Cross
has given us our noblest heritage.
The law of force has covered the
world with blood and tears. When
the meaning of the Cross shall have
become centered in our economic
systems, in our educational processes,
and in all our social life, our inher­
ited civilization will be secure. Under
the law of force we fight a losing
battle.
Don’t
Guess But
Know
4
Don’t Entrust Your
Own or Your Family’s
Well - Being to Unknown
Preparations
person to ask whether the
preparation you or your family
T HE
are taking for the relief of headaches
is SAFE to use regularly is your
family doctor. Ask him particularly
about Genuine BAYER ASPIRIN.
He will tell you that before the
discovery ol Bayer Aspirin most
“pain” remedies were advised
against by physicians as bad for the
stomach and, often, for the heart.
Which is food for thought if you
seek quick, safe relief.
Scientists rate Bayer Aspirin
among the fastest methods yet dis­
covered for the relief of headaches
and the pains of rheumatism, neu­
ritis and neuralgia. And the experi­
ence of millions of users has proved
it safe for the average person to use
regularly. In your own interest re­
member this.
You can get Genuine Bayer
Aspirin at any drug store — simply
by asking for it by its full name,
BAYER ASPIRIN. Make it a
point to do this — and see that you
get what you want.
Bayer Aspirin
HOW TO “ALKALIZE” YOUR
STOMACH ALMOST
INSTANTLY
Fraiuipsz^i
Amazingly Fast Relief
Now From “Acid Indigestion
Over-Indulgence, Nausea
and Upsets
stomach condition—arising from
acidity following over-eating,
smoking, mixtures of foods or
stimulants — just try this:
Take—2 teaspoonfuls of Phil­
lips’ Milk of Magnesia in a
full glass of water. OR — 2
Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia
Tablets, the exact equivalent
of the liquid form.
This acts almost immediately to
alkalize the excess acid in the
stomach. Neutralizes the .tcids
that cause headaches, nausea,
and indigestion pains. You feel
results at once.
Try it. AND — if you are a
«
Whether the “Pain”
Remedy You Use
is SAFE?
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you want really quick relief
I F from
an upset or painful
A
for Troubles
to Arid
frequent sufferer from “acid
stomach,” use Phillips' Milk of
Magnesia 30 minutes after meals.
You'll forget you have a stomach!
When you buy, see that any
box or bottle you accept is clear­
ly marked “Genuine Phillips*
Milk of Magnesia.”
SIGNS WHICH OFTEN
INDICATE “ACID STOMACH”
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REIMS OF WEAKNESS
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