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SCIENTIFACTS ~ BY ARNOLD
THE FEATHERHEADS
By JOHN BLAKE
A Bone to Pick
© Bell Syndicate —WNU Bervlce.
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WNU Service.
Events in the Lives of Little Men
♦
By Charle« Sughi oe
Poor Burglar
THE POOR RICH
Chief—While I was out with some
of the boys the other night a burglar
broke Into our house.
Yeoman—Did be get anything?
Chief—I’ll say he did—my wife
thought It was uio coming home.—
Pennsylvania Keystone.
YOU CAN
ALWAYS
DEPEND ON
WRIGLEY'S
QUALITY^
Hard Line«
NO CRIES FOR HELP
“Why so gloomy?”
“Ah! These desperate times get
my goat.”
“Huh! You still get a salary and
are not on the welfare.”
“1 know it, but we are riding
‘Td never have married you ex­ around in an old '29 model, and
cept for your money."
that’s almost as tough as being
“Yes, that's another disadvantage on the welfare.”—Cincinnati En­
In having wealth."
quirer.
“How do you like your daugh­
Too True
ter's husband?"
The
teacher
was
emphasizing
that
“Do you have much variety at
“Very much. They've been mar­
your boarding house?" “Well, we the truth should be told at all times ried a year now and he hasn't once
have three different names for the and nothing should ever be said asked me to find a good job for
which was not strictly true.
meals.”—Tit-Bits Magazine.
A bit later she asked Peggy if him.”
she had written her homework.
“No, ma'am,” was the answer,
Swift Journey
“my hand did!"
“W'e never went so fast before
we bad airplanes," said the speed
Sound« Familiar
enthusiast.
"Will you guarantee the uphol­ “Yes,” answered the man with a
' T h « PERFECT GUMr
stery of this car?" demanded the Dorse and buggy. "Even when your
prospective purchaser.
time comes to go to your eternal
"Madam,” replied the salesman, nome you can travel at the rate of
with dignity, “the proof of the pad­ two or three hundred miles an
ding is the Beating."
„ .
hour.’’
Never Say Die
“It is said that we shall pass
away as a tale that is told.”
“But tales that are told don’t
pass away; they are forever being
told again.”—Exchange.
That’s Something
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