Vernonia eagle. (Vernonia, Or.) 1922-1974, November 01, 1935, Image 2

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    VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
© Western Newspaper Union.
Quite a Bore
AMAZE A MINUTE
SCIENTIFACTS -*■ BY ARNOLD
HELLO, PEAR.^
I PENTIST
How TA
K now
WNII Sei vic®
Events in the Lives of Little Men
GETS TOO HOT
Along the Concrete
AS USUAL
HIS SALARY, MAYBE
“Bobbie, why don't you try and
save your money?"
"How did that stock you bought
“I never have it long enough, from Banker Bee turn out?”
mother.”
“Oh, I got stung In that deal !"
Usher—You say De Strum Is a
movie star? What's his salary?
Manager—Ten thousand dollars.
Usher—Fix his class, boss, fix
his class. A week or a year?
Alert Suspicion
"What's that loud noise on the
radio?" asked Senator Sorghum.
"That's static," said the wise
young man.
•‘I'm glad to know It. I feared
it was that rival orator stealing my
thunder."