VERNONIA EAGLE. VERNONIA, OREGON
THE FEATHERHEADS
A Bum Rap
By Osborne
© Western Newspaper Union.
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CAN’T A MAN —-
EVER SYMPATHISE
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Events in the Lives of Little Men
GOOD START
Along the Concrete
THAT’S ENOUGH
OFF THE TABLE
"You started life as a poor man?'
“Yes. And there was some ad­
“Why do you suppose Percy has
vantage In the fact. I didn’t have such a vacant expression?”
to take time away from my regu­
“Well, Percy thinks of himself a
lar business to figure on my taxes.” great deal, you know."
“You don't seem to take as much
exercise as you used to.”
“No, exercise gives me a big ap­
petite and I can’t afford IL"
Not Her Trade
"This young lady is not a minor,
Is she?” asked the marriage license
clerk of the youthful bride-to-be.
“Why no. she's been working at
the millinery trade,” replied the
surprised young man. — Capper's i
Weekly.
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