FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1933.
VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON
PAGE TWO
IMBERLINE
were rather difficult and the
grades received were not very
good. However, the pupils expect
to be more used to this type of
test the next time and will con­
sequently receive better grades.
and looking worried: “I see you,
you don’t sneeze correctly.”
Vern: “Yes, yes, go on.”
Ki Baldi: “Well, you will have
to do better in the future if you
wish to get anywhere.”
Vern: “How so?”
Ki Baldi: “Well, you are al­
ways trying to cough and sneeze
both at the same time. You will
have to take one at a time or
else it will mean ruin for you.”
Vern: “Oh, such shocking news.
Thank you iust the same and
here’s the dollar. It was worth
it.”
t
tic meetings here, is the house
guest of Mrs. Judd Greenman
for the week.
Dr. and Mrs. M. D. Cole of
Longview, who were in town for
the Greenman reception, were the
house guests of Mr. and Mrs. L.
H. Dewey Friday night. The Coles
went into Portland Saturday to
see the game, Mrs. Dewey and
son Donald accompanying them to
the city visit relatives. Mr. Dewey
joined his family Sunday and they
returned to Vernonia Monday
morning.
KEASEY
Jack Bush was in Portland
Tuesday.
W. J. Lindsley’s brother of
C. Bruce and Loel Roberts fish­
Lebanon visited him Sunday.
AUTOBIOGRAPHY
OF
EDITOR ............................... BERT MILLS
ed in the Nehalem Wednesday.
A PUMPKIN
Mr. and Mrs. L. O. Gillham and
Assistant Editor .......... Zonweiss Douglass
Celeste McDonald had her ton­
Senior Reporter .................. Florence Wall
John l.uther helped Bruce Mc-
I was planted once, since this
___
Junior Reporter .................. Violet Ennis
sils removed Tuesday morning.
Donald harvest his potato crop
is the way all good pumpkins be­
Sophomore Reporter .............. Toshi Kuge
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Washburn
last week.
gin, but I don’t remember much
Freshman Reporter .. Martha Middlebrook
spent Tuesday and Wednesday in
Anna DeVaney and Jack Mar-
about this. My first recollection
Sports Editor ........................... Bill Lumm
is of being a little green ball
Feature Reporter .............. Marian McCoy
Portland.
shall saw the games in Banks
covered by immense leaves and
T. W. Hudson and family from
and Portland Saturday.
peaking through the branches on
THINGS WE NEED
Longview have moved into the
The East Side Logging Co.
“Cowboy Jack” while Leo Lud­ several sides of me were pump­
A SENSE OF HUMOR
Ratkie house in Riverview.
will finish their work this week
wig accompanied him on the kins about my size who became
A
operator wanted for
Amy Hughes saw the U. of O.-
Someone said “Blessed Is the guitar and the mouth harp, thus my comrades through the months the beauty
in camp and will close down un­
school by the girls; a
man with a Sense of Humor concluding the program with Bill of my growth into an adult pump­ bed high
O. S. C. game Saturday, remain­
til spring, keeping only a watch-
with
soft
pillows
on
it
for
kin.
Lumm
acting
as
master
of
cere
­
and no one can doubt for a
man there.
One day, I remember, when I the senior room; a messenger to ing over night in Portland.
minute that he spoke the truth. monies.
After the program the conces­ was abut half grown, a boy came return report cards (for lazy pu­
Cooked food and Christmas ba-
Mrs. Jak« Nearer
Mr. and Mrs. DeWitt drove to
There can be no real success
pils) ; aid wanted to protect the
sions
including the “Spooks to hoe us. He evidently didn’t chemistry
without it.
zaar at Mac’s Pharmacy tomor-
Salem Tuesday.
students;
a
good
look
­
care
much
about
the
job
and
very
The individual possessing a House,” “The Nigger babies,”
ing doctor to take care of the row. O. E. S.
Adv.
The sewing club met at Mrs.
sense of humor is a real enjoy­ “The Dart game,” “The fish careless., If I hadn't crouched, sick
Elmer Lindbergh received word
lame; an alarm clock to
Mrs. Vance Lumpkin of Port­
John Bohl’s Thursday.
ment to his friends.: Thev will pond,” the bucket game,” "beau­ trembling, under a big leaf, I keep and
that
his
mother
was
sick
in
St.
Bert
Eastman
awake;
a
way
help him in his “climb up the ty parlor,” “animal show,” “for­ probably wouldn’t be here now. with the teachers to get better­ land has been visiting with her
Miss Ruth Holaday was ill
ladder,” be fajUrfiW to him and tune teller,” “punch and judy,”
Then came the day of days! I grades; a new high school NRA mother, Mrs. C. C. Van Doren, Helens hospital with pneumonia. Tuesday, and there was no school
Lincoln Peterson is also a broth­
respect him. No one admires a and refreshments were open to was round and yellow. I was pick­ code by which we can get short­
since Monday.
that day.
grouchy and complaining person. the public.
ed by a small boy and my insides
el- of Mrs. Lindbergh.
A very enthusiastic crowd par­ were scraped out for a pie. No, it er lessons and longer study per­
Dr.
Roland
Eby
was
among
lo
­
It is so much better to want to
iods;
more
activities
and
less
Mr.
and
Mrs.
Noble
Dunlap
laugh, than to frown and sneer took of these concessions and by didn’t hurt. After all, that’s what studies; more carnivals and more cal football fans who enjoyed
night guest of Mr. and Mrs. Wm.
drove to Portland on business the Bridgers, and spent Sunday at
when something hinders his pro­ 10:30 all the prizes were given I was made for, wasn’t it? Then money.
seeing
the
University
of
Oregon
out and the concessions were I got a face, not one to frighten
gress to success.
first of the week.
her home.
defeat the state college Saturday.
Character and reputation do forced to close.
children but a happy smiling face.
The eighth grade pupils at the
IMPORTANT ITEMS
The receipts for the carnival I was placed on a mantle all the
much in establishing the success
Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Bush and
Jake Neurer butchered two
Natal school are taking their
of an undertaking. Faith is need­ were approximately $110.
day before Halloween and on
Herbert Piert playing
ed and many more things before
_ choo Dr. and Mrs. J. A. Hughes were mid-term examinations this week. calves and took them to Portland
Halloween night—but what we
that “something” can be reached, BETTER TEAM THIS YEAR did then is and will always be choo train with the erasers in Mr. among the Vernonia people who
The Nehalia orchestra will Monday.
McCrae’s room. We all thought saw the game in Portland Sat­
but success depends mostly upon
a deep, dark secret.
Victor Bergerson is getting out
play for the hard time dance to
“Our basketball team will be
the individual himself. With a
Today—guess where I am— that you had grown over that urday.
be given at the Natal hall No­ cedar logs near Pittsburg now.
sense of humor as one of his considerably better than last after the weeks and weeks of stage, Herbert . . . De Loss Pow­
Mr. and Mrs. August Green-
~
Otto Bittner of Mist was at
Mills in an in-
characteristics, he’ll have a much year,” said Coach
vember 25.
and ripening for the ell, the star football player, de­
terview at the high school Mon- growing
monstrating his ability to sit feldt moved Tuesday from the
better chance of winning.
one
night,
for
the
one
brief
mom
­
Eugene McCormick is now at­ Natal on some business Tuesday.
day. “Now that football season is ent of glory—-here I lie in the down and drop kick a football Roseway apartments to the Elvin
FOOTBALL SEASON CLOSES over there is much speculation1 garbage can. But it was worth it simultaneously. He certainly suc­ Mills house near the mile bridge tending Mist school, as they have
concerning this year’s basketball —wotta night, wotta night!
ceeded (because the field was
moved into that district.
Football, the sport that in­ team,” he pointed out.
—Willa Crowder, j wet) . . . Stanley Parker, the in Riverview.
The Natal grange held election
“We lost four of last year’s
“little wonder,” saying that one
Mr. and Mrs. Ray Stetler, re­
volves more hazards, that fur­
eliminates the' large plants so the cently from Michigan and now of officers at their regular meet­
nishes more thrills, and that pro­ men, and the guard "osition left
PER
7r
JUNIOR RHYMES
little plants will have a chance
ing last Wednesday evening. The
vides more interest than any oth­ vacant by the graduation of Mar­
SACK ........................ • OC
living
in
Tillamook,
were
in
Ver
­
tin
Hillman
will
be
especially
to
grow.
That
’
s
an
idea
.
.
.
er form of high school athletics
Per Ton (25 sacks) $17.00
Cleon Woodruff, the imperson­ Doris Anderson painting her fin­ nonia Tuesday and may decide lecturer’s hour was omitted, as
hard to fill because he was one
again leaves the limelight.
ator of Charlie Chan
the evening was taken up in
of
the
best
defensive
players
in
gernails.
She
said
that
a
bottle
to
locate
here.
the
We say farewell and salute
selecting the new officers for the
the county. However, there are j Greeted the reporter with the of nail polish cost her one dol­
coming season of basketball, Al three
5c grab box—everything worth
“How’s the old man?”
returning. Bill
lar and Ed Roediger (the old
though the football season has Lumm, lettermen
The window insists on giving a Scotchman) said he could get a 5c or more. O.E.S. bazaar—Mac’s coming year. Mr. and Mrs. Hugh
With Sun Flower $1 PF
not been wholly a success we King. Holly Holcomb and Earl
Jones from Winema grange were
big crack
Seed. Per 100 .....
lwUtJ
whole gallon of red barn paint Nov. 18.
Adv.
have high hopes for our future
Whenever
it
comes
on
Billy
guests. Refreshments of hot buns,
for the same price . . . Bernice
“Dave Howard, a transfer from
basketball games.
J.
W.
Webb,
who
works
for
Bassett
’
s
back.
Updike gazing out the door. This
School spirit has been slightly St. Helens high school, will prob­
Earl King, the fellow who’s al­ good weather is just about get­ Clark and Wilson, has moved in sandwiches, cakes and coffee were
better the last few weeks but still ably try for the center position
served.
ways
calm
and
quiet,
A Good Family Flour —
ting
her number ... It was found the house at 1306 Second avenue,
can be improved. We must give and give our opponents plenty of Seems to be living on a pie
E. H. Condit, county school
out
that
Miss
Hughes
was
the
trouble.
and F. E. Anderson has moved
the team our loyal support if we
and
cake
diet.
slabck
superintendent, called at the Na­
only teacher in the building who
“Others who have announced
expect to win many games.
Kate Dowler is visiting some could pronounce “Chargoggagogg- to 959 Rose avenue.
their intention to turn out are
BBL (4 49-lb. sacks) $6.20
tal school last Wednesday.
underclassmen
Mrs.
monchauggagoggchaubunagunga-
J.
L.
Timmons
was
accom-
Hamp Roberson, Stanley Overson, To get some needed advice on
VERNONIA DEFEATS
Mrs. Carry Sweeney of Port­
maug.” That is the name of a panied to Portland on Thursday
Stanley Parker, Roy Barnes, Dale
BANKS 12 TO 6
her Latin.
land spent a few days with her
lake in Massachusetts. Can you
Clark, Paul Adams, Ralph Condit,
Holly Holcomb, the idol of pronounce it? . . . Someone find­ of last week by her mother, Mrs. mother, Mrs. Mollie Wright, who
The ideal fattener. $1 EA
Last Saturday Vernonia de- Everett Meeker, Fred Henderson
football days,
ing the senior key. That person C. C. Van Doren, and her sister, is ill in bed.
Per 100-lbs.............. l.JV
feated the Banks Union high and Harley Woodruff.
Is outside absorbing some of the deserves a gold (leaf) medal . . . Mrs. M. J. Lamping.
Bchool by the score of 12 to 6 I “There will of course be more
sun’s warm rays.
John McMullen has rented his
Lucky
students
getting
out
of
Mrs. Kenneth Wishart of Port­
to turn out, but these have defin­
on the Banks field.
Harold King, the manager of school Jo that they could prepare
place here and is now living on
In the first quarter Banks itely said that they would.
boys’ athletics,
land, who is assisting Rev. D. R.
for
the
carnival.
It
was
revealed
the burn at Mrs. George Taylor’s
“Vernonia would have a much Used to be a demon at doing
scored a touchdown after a ser­
early Saturday morning that it Kauffman in a series of evangelis- place.
ies of hunning plays, but failed better chance in the County
mathematics.
was
much
more
fun
getting
ready
league
were
it
not
for
the
fact
to convert the extra point. From
The swell looking guy whose for the affair than to clean up some French story. Maybe they
Earl Holce recently purchased
then on till the second quarter that all the other teams in this
telling those yarns
discussing “Rainbow” . . . a heavy logging team from John­
We Deliver — Phone 681
county have the best teams in Is no one but our handsome the next day. That’s human na­ were
the score remained unchanged.
ture . . . Anna DeVaney coming Harold Heenan deciding to settle son and Davis.
At the beginning of the second years.”
Roy Barnes.
down and study some chemistry.
to
school
all
loaded
down
with
quarter Howard, Vernonia back,
Only a dreamer is Roberta 10c cosmetics and a huge coffee He’s setting a good example for
If everyone spends
J. M. McCormick is employed
ran 50 yards for a touchdown
DISTRICT MEETING HELD
Williams;
the rest of us students . . . Ed
. ’ as cook in Camp Mist.
pot,
looking
for
Mr.
McEntire.
aw
• • • everyone works
hut the play was called back be­
She is always dreaming when She probably found him . . . Roediger still practicing in his
cause the officials said that he
she’ll have millions.
The principals and coaches dis­
unique way of throwing waste pa- * Miss Millie McMullen, teaching
The
carnival
revealing
rare,
hid
­
stepped oqt of bounds. Vernonia trict meeting was held at Clats­
Zelda Miller with her sweet, den talent along oratorical lines. per in the basket._____________ the Vesper school, was a Friday
was unable to score again during kanie Thursday night. All schools
sunny smile
Each announcer would rattle so
the first half.
in Columbia and Clatsop county Comes to school to make life much propaganda so fast and ef­
worth while.
At the starting of the second were represented except Scap­
fectively that by 10:30 every­
Helen Messing is now confes­ thing was sold out. That sales­
half Vernonia put on a two-fist­ poose and Warrenton.
sing
ed attack that drove the Banks
During the regular business,
manship . . . The “airplane” in
team back to their 20 yard line, plans were suggested and discus­ That to the school she is a the spook house (really a wheel
blessing.
and on the next play Holcomb sed for a basketball tournament
barrow) having several crack-ups
Cleon Woodruff, an ambitious during the night. No one was ser­
passed to Howard who went over this year at Astoria. March 2 and
boy
for a touchdown. Vernonia failed 3 were dates set for the tourna­
iously injured . . . Marjorie Meek­
For day iq__and day out or for special
Says studying in high school er getting shocked as she gave
to make the extra point and the ment.
occasions you will always find the
gives him much joy.
score stood 6 to 6.
Birkenfeld entered a team in
“juice” to the other people.
Nehalem Market and Grocery able and
The brave and fearless Dale the
Banks received the kickoff but the Columbia County league and
That's like the father taking the
ready to supply your needs at lowest
Clarke
failing to make any yardage kick­ Jewell entered a team in the
first dose of castor oil . . . Ro­
prices for quality merchandise . . .
Says he isn’t afraid to go home berta
ed to Vernonia who put on a Clatsop County league.
head
Williams
having
a
very
dif
­
2 bunches
Acquaint yourself with these systematic
in the dark.
great offensive drive that ended
After the meeting coaches of
ficult time keeping her conical
savings.
only when Holcomb went over the two counties scheduled games
shaped hat on. She shouldn’t
for the second and last touch- with each other.
The members of the cast for have been moving around so
down.
the play “Whiskers”, and their much. Maybe she had too much
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With about five minutes left
CIVICS CLASS
coach, Miss Crary, wish to ex- ■ punch
"i , J . \ . Madame Itellum, the
to play Banks opened up with a
press their appreciation to Ver-! great fortune teller and step-and-
nr»«
running and passing attack that
nonia
citizens
who
loaned
furn- a-half sister to Kli Badi, grazing
In order to make
____ the
__ civics
__
brought them down to Vernonia’s lessons more interesting Mr. Wil­ fellings for the high school stage into her famous kistal and fear­
20 yard line, but were held for) kerson tries to have something Friday evening.
lessly telling what happened in
no gain, and the game ended with special for the pupils to do on
bunch
pound
the past, present, and future. Be­
PALMOLIVE—
the ball in Vernonia’s possession. Fridays. Two weeks ago the class
K1STAL GAZER
lieve it or not! . . . Bill Lumm
For a real «J
Ending their football careers studied the state, county and
talking to Holly Holcomb in very
Complexion J BARS
for Vernonia were De Loss Pow­ city officials. Mr. Wilkerson said
Vern Baker, going in to get serious tones in the sociology
ell, Don Holtham and Warren that he believed that we should his fortune told: “My what nice
class. He was probably discussing
i
Aldrich. These boys played their keep up with the present officers curtains you have in here.”
the weather and Holly did not
best game against Banks, and of our government as we study
Ki Baldi: “A, ha! You like zee agree with him . . . Elbert Brock
GOLDEN WEST — Preferred for its
their fine playing helped win the the functions of their offices.
curtains, huh?”
| patiently
r______, explaining
_ r____ „ to
__ Bobby .
outstanding flavor and richness-
Last Friday the pupils wrote a
game.
Vern: “Yes, I think they are j King some of the technicalities
paper
on
“
My
Life
as
I
Want
it
Last Thursday in the last prac­
very bright, and such a iovely of geometry. Bobby dreamily nod­
tice of the season, the football to be.”
color!”
' ded
..............................
' ' him and J
DURKEE’S Certified — Supreme for
W *94*
his head, thanked
Many good papers were handed
team decided that if they won
Salads and speards ............ PINT JAR
f wJ
Ki Baldi: “What can I do for asked someone else to explain the
from Banks they would dedicate in and a prize was given to the you?”
same thing for him. That’s the
the victory to Loren Ray Mills, three who had the best papers.
Vern: “I would like my fortune way some people appreciate
AUNT DINAH — For a Real Ginger
infant mascot of the football
told, of course.”
things . . . Mary Ann Childs si­
Cake. 214-lb. can ...................................
team, which they did.
STUDENTS INSPECT BRIDGE
Ki Baldi: “Well, as I gaze into lently tip-toeing into the senior
the honorable kystal, I see bad room only to find it vacant. She
The V.H.S. students that ride times in store for you. Yes, very was planning to scare someone
CARNIVAL COMPLETE
in the Mist bus got to inspect the bad times."
. . . A group of French students
SELLOUT
PRUNES
RAISINS
ROLLED OATS
bridge at Mist that had just fall­
Vern: “Oh, you don’t say!”
all huddled up in one corner of
New crop Italian, 50 to 60
HOUSEHOLD ------ Extra
HO — Regular size. Send
Ki Baldi, gazing into the kystal the study hall trying to translate
The high school carnival held en in.
size, So good and so health-
quality seedless.
2 box tops to Bobby Ben­
A logging truck loaded with
last Friday was a complete sell-
fui.
lb .
son, Buffalo, New York for
four
logs
was
on
the
bridge
out, except for a half pound of
bag
H-0 game.
1 9-
coffee, by 10:30 o’clock. The when it fell. The driver escaped
Pounds ....
PACKAGE
lûC
auditorium, where
____ the play WM injury. The truck was damaged
COCOA
held, was packed to the rafters very badly.
POSTUM CEREAL
SUPER SUDS
OUR MOTHER’S — Large
After looking every part of the
and some people were turned
The mealtime drink prefer­
2-lb. carton. The all-occa­
bridge over to their satisfaction
away.
Regular size. Beads of soap
red by millions.
9 A«
sion Cocoa.
j Q
The program was opened by the students crow’ded back into
PACKAGE
¿UC
2-LB. CARTON
1UC
Joe McNutt and Leo Ludwig sing the bus and continued their jour­
FOR ..... ............
ing “Nighttime in Nevada” and ney home.
SWANSDOWN
“When the Work's All Done
SODA WAFERS
JELL DESSERT
this Fall.” This was followed by I CHEMISTRY CLASS
CAKE FLOUR
American Cracker Co. Fam­
H-D— Finest quality, bar
Marian McCoy singing “Wasn't GIVEN TESTS
For better cakes.
*)Q_
ous quality cracker.
—
none. Your choice of 10
the Depression Awful?” written
PACKAGE
2-LB. CADDIE
£ I C
flavors—
r
“Milk combined with bread - cereals
by JJuiian McCoy and Bert Mills.
The students of the chemistry
PACKAGE
OC
Splendid acting was done in class were given tests last Wed­
and
vegetables
should
comprise
the
main
MINCED CLAMS
RICE
the one act comedy drama nesday.
OTTER BRAND — Fancy
pait of the diet of boys and girls.”
FANCY BLUE ROSE ------
LESLIE’S SALT
“Whiskers” which was given by
These tests came in the chemis­
Razor minced.
IQ
Quality new crop
if
Iodized — Large
1 E _
the sophomore class after the try or laboratory manual and
"Milk
supplies
the
material
needed
l’s tall — CAN
IOC
2*4 POUNDS .......... IOC
vocal numbers. After the play.
___ „...
___ by the in-
2-)b. carton, 2 FOR IOC
i were
torn and _ saved
Marian McCoy sang "Trouble in structor, Mr. Mills.
for growing bones, teeth and muscle.”
Paradise", and Joe McNutt sang i 1 From all reports these tests
(Quotations from the Department of
Agriculture of Oregon Bulletin)
Natal
Crown Mill Run
Scratch Feed
Kitchen Queen
49
*1.60
Ground Corn
Vernonia
Trading Co.
For Family or Company
LETTUCE
CARROTS
5c
Sc
SOAP
CELERY
5c
COFFEE
SALAD AID
MOLASSES
IT IS ESSENTIAL J or
YOUR CHILI) lo have
Milk!
23c
3
I
CABBAGE
lc
iib.ïrRuum2Qc
4
27c
3
25c
► FRESH QUALITY MEATS
Wood Wanted
Will trade Laundry and Dry Cleaning
Work for Wood, or will buy
. Inquire
VEIINONIA LAUNDRY
IT IS ESSENTIAL TOO— That this milk
is clean pure and safe . . . Pasteurized
Milk offers positive
harmful bacteria.
protection
Nelialem Vallo
lee and
Creamery Co
PHONE 471
from
Beef Roast
Rib Boil
All Steaks
lb.
lb.
lb.
For Fri. & Sat. %
10c
8c
15c
Hamburger
12c
11)
Sausage
12c
lb.
Ground Veal 2 lbs. 25c
Phone 72I
Nehalem
w
Free Delivery I