THURSDAY, AUGUST 9, 1921. VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON FOUR Urriuniia Eaijlr Iasuesl every Thursday $2 per year in advance Entered as second class matter August 4, 1922 at the post office at Vernonia, Oregon, under the act of March 3, 1879 ADVERTISING RATES Foreign: 30c per inch. Local: 25c per inch. Lo­ cal readers 5c per line. Classified lc per word. MARK E. MOE, Editor WHAT TO DO? dependence and without it all is slavish gj labor and interminable discouragement. Those who entered upon high school life today are to be congratulated. They are marching over a royal road and paving J their own life’s highway so that progress will be smooth and sure. 08 ■ "rt-; SYNTHETIC FOOD Some scientists have made the state­ ment that the time is not far away when synthetic food will be produced to take tiie place of all the various kinds of food now eaten by human beings, and, sup­ posedly, animals. Delay such an advent to the millenium, as we do not care to see it. The efforts to find all the qualities of food, that the hu­ man race may be benefitted thereby is commendable, for then we shall always be learning what is better to eat. But when they flatly state that they have already discovered all the properties of food or will soon do so, it would be safe to bet that they are taking in too much territory. All persons eat to live. It is said of some persons that they also live to eat. But near­ ly everyone gets much enjoyment in this important duty of living and who are these scientists to deprive folk of this pleasure? À fl I * A ¡áfr/ *81 Eliminate Waste From Accounting Now that the voters of school district No. 47 have decided not to build a new school, what will the board do now? There is a certainty that more children wil be enrolled this year than last. And f during the past year all available space I was used in the building for seating pur­ poses. It means that temporary buildings will have to be constructed and merely prolongs the time of building a new’ build­ ing. For a new building will certainly have to be built. We would not be surprised if the present structure is condemned with­ in the next three years. And each year THE PRINTING PRESS sees a decreased valuation in district 47, consequently each taxpayer will be paying The next time you pass the Eagle of­ more by waiting than if the building would fice, step inside and take a look at the be put up now. printing press. Then remember what you read here. NEW ROAD IS COUNTY AFFAIR Less than 40 years ago, when printing was new, Francis I, king of France, deter­ The proposed shortcut road from Rain­ mined to suppress all new ideas, especially ier, through Apiary to Pittsburg and Ver­ in religious controversy. It is true, Francis nonia is a matter that can be entirely de­ is known as the “Father of Letters,’’ but cided within this county. There will be that is a false honor. no long hearings before the highway com­ The king, angered that sudden death mission nor delays because of "other bus­ did not add to the gayety of the spectacle, iness” scheduled by that body. decided to add a few little humorous It is understood that the county court twists of his own to thg already long list is heartily in favor of the proposed road of torture. His machine first “dipped” the and now the public sentiment in the coun­ victim in a bed of fire, fifteen feet long, ty is urging its construction the thing to ten feet wide, then automatically hauled do is be about the business of putting the the human sacrifice back by manipulation road in. of ropes, keeping it up till the sufferer was The W'ay would then be open for a large tortured to death. amount of tourist traffic through Colum­ Francis, after attending a number of ex­ bia county and across the Longview ecutions, pronounced his machine “superb bridge, which will be finished in about and meritorious,” his exact words. two years. It would also open up new But the thing to do was to abolish the farming country to be settled. source of all heretical ideas, whether pol­ itical, religious or social, and naturally the THE POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS next victim was the printing press. The proclamation to prohibit further printing It appears that both Hoover and Smith of books within the kingdom, under pain are to conduct dignified campaigns, ac­ of hanging or burning, concluded with the cording to their statements. It has been merry words, “Such is my royal pleasure.” that way so far, but much depends upon Presses were smashed, printers parboiled the tide of battle as it wages back and in the flames. forth. The stake is so large and the help-: A few generations later, on came the ers on each side so many, that any sort of French Revolution, and the people on their mud slinging may be in order before the part replied to King Francis’ machine by one of their own, the guillotine, whose polls are opened in November. And that reminds us. We have a very keen, shining blade chopped off many a warm battle looming in this county in the head among the court crowd till France race for sheriff. Oscar Weed and William was turned into a slaughter house. That Pringle Sr., both of Vernonia, have the was the end of the attempts to deform the republican and democratic nominations re­ human mind by placing an iron band spectively. But party affiliations play a around brains and smashing the printing small part in county politics. Friends, rep­ press. For democracy is only another way of utation and organization affiliations count spelling the word toleration, and in turn for much more. toleration has to do with the growth of ENTERING HIGH SCHOOL knowledge, through the medium of the printed page, which is to say, the real Thousands of young men and young! symbol of democracy is the printing press. women (they ain’t boys and girls after In spite of stupid Francis, the press has they get out of the grades) will enter been rumbling ever since, century after high school this year, and if they are the century, proclaiming new ideas to the right kind of young people they will get world, Democracy to all. the right kind of a thrill from this exper­ Step in any Wednesday afternoon and see the Eagle press play its part. ience. Entering high school is an epochal event in the life of anyone w ho is blessed with A little flame, a little wind, and another the opportunity. Most students never get wooden building turned to dust. beyond the graduation period in the high schools. After that they either go to work The fellow who is content with little or loaf or do a little of each. usually gets le ss. A great many young people who enter high school never graduate, and that is Most of us think we could do much bet­ a very sad mistake for them to make, and ter if we only had the opportunities which still graver mistake on the part of the we don’t realize we have. parents, providing the latter deliberately give their consent to a child leaving high Another good way to retain your faith school without graduating, when it is not in your fellowman is to make him sign necessary. on the dotted line. 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