Thursday, March 8, 1928. VERNONIA EAGLE TWO Correction THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT VOLUME 1 LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor NUMBER 41. grants him a license to ride a INTREPID HUNTERS RETURN I HORRIBLE ACCIDENT IN CATAMOUNT ART DEPT, horse. FROM BIG BEAR HUNT The Siskiyou Kid, who inks the ( The Rev. Ananias Etherblazer Mescal Bill and Gimlock Jones Washington hand press for The was talking to Rattlesnake Ike re­ during become notorious who have I Catamount, and does other things cently and, in the course of his re­ past few months as hunters of 1 around the shop when there is any- marks, the Rev. said that he stood bear and other big game, went up I thing to be done, set the ink rol- j four-square for liberty of con­ to the high mountains last Friday i | ler too near the stove this week science. Rattlesnake said: “Mebbe on the biggest bear hunt of the ' and melted a lot off of one side,1 so, but they ain’t no call for them season. They pitched camp near and ye editor had to vulcanize it [ mixed drinks any more.’’ Pine Cone Sphing, which is a long with black molasses and coal tar, I It is rumored that a pint of ways from the main road, and but still it doesn’t ink as well as liquor was sold recently in the lit­ made preparations to start out the tle frontier village of Los Angeles, it, so to speak, should. next morning with blood in their which caused quite a stir in of­ eyes, and with the firm resolve to ficial circles. LOCAL NEWS get a bear or bust, as they had Abe Bartow’s hound went on a Mr. and Mrs. Bearcat Boone held failed dismally to bring home the, another heated argument this morn- hunt this week and was successful so to speak, bacon on their other ing, in which Bearcat carried off in flushing a Covey of fleas. hunt, and they knew their friends second prize. Old Quib Skills says the honor and other enemies would heehaw plays the or the average politician is worth Vaughan, who Ray their fool heads off if they return­ a policy by its weight in gold. ed home empty-handed. They got saxophone, was refused today, on EGGS! EGGS! EGGS! up early the next morning and an insurance company in I the grounds that he is engaged Fresh Eggs 20c per dozen, If made a good breakfast of flap­ short of eggs you had better come jacks and fried eggs and bacon I a dangerous occupation. I Fatty Hooper the grocer, placed and coffee and after eating all I his stock of cheese too near the in a hurry and take advantage of this unprecedented bargain as the they could hold they called the two I stove the other day and asphyxiat- weather is getting warmer and I dogs that Mescal took along to • ed the cat. don’t believe I will be able to carry tree the bear with and started out Flapjack Flinn of Slapjack Can­ these eggs over for another day. in pursuit of their game. They note FATTY HOOPER, Grocer. had to climb over a high mountain yon received another vigorous in leaving the spring for the bear from the tax collector today. lawn ARTIST TO BEAUTIFY CITY Stone Bruce beautified his country, after which there was a considerably this week when he Tobe Elkins, the landscape gard­ flat place for about a mile and that ener, has accepted a commission then another mountain to climb, hauled off an old well rig the from the town council to dig up there ever sineg had been which put them right in the bear and haul away the stump of the range. They climbed the first house was built. Hercules Spindleshanks has been old oak tree on Main street, which mountain after much grunting and chosen to referee the horseshoe was struck by lightning about ten perspiration, which took them about tournament with Whiskey Slide, as years ago and has been smearing an hour an a half, and by this he can span further than any of up our landscape ever since. time the sun was well up and the other candidates for the honor. pretty hot for that high region. The Honorable William Hoots, Lawyer Lilikell acted as toast­ When they crossed the flat and ar- master Tuesday at the unveiling candidate for president, will stump rived at the foot of the second of the traffic button on Main the solid south just as soon as he mountain the* sun was higher and street. gets through covering the split up hotter. They climbed about half Prof. Flyleaf Adkins, principal west. way up and sat down to rest on of the high school, states that a rock that happened to be con- school will be closed one week venient and while they rested they earlier this year on account of got to talking about bears they the opening of the fishing season. had killed in the past, which is Abe Barlow has a good brindle doubtful, and the conversation final­ hound which he will trade for farm ly got to how good bear steaks 1 property. were when they fried just right, A committee of prominent citi- with plenty of gravy and hot bis­ zens met at the drug store and cuits and fried potatoes and coffee discussed plans for paving the bus- to wash it down with. They talked iness block. It was the same com- on in this way awhile until they mittee that met on the postoffice both got so hungry they forgot all steps ten years ago and discussed about hunting bear and walked plans for paving the business block, to camp and ate up their two ' if they are not thwarted in their days’ supply of grub at one meal j efforts they might meet again ten and came back to Cactus Flat i years from now. bearless again. Cayucos Sam will go to work on a ranch just as soon as the state SOCIETY PAGE ... Mrs. Ellis Poppin has bought a M. D. COLE lovely new dress to wear at the murder trial in the county seat. Dentist Rattlesnake Ike advertises that Vernonia, Oregon he will give double stamps with every bottle sold next Saturday. It was erroneously reported in the Eagle last week that dancing __j games -.—— featured »...„„j the evening’ 3 s and entertainment at the birthday sur­ prise party for Delphine Cates February 25. There was no dancing at the party. On March 30, Mrs. Mabel Nichol will present an operetta, “Lady Bug, Lady Bug,” by the Washing­ ton grade school children, in the Evangelical church hall. Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Repass of St. Helens were in town Monday. On Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday of next week, Mrs. Mabel Nichol will have an exhibit in the Miller Mercantile window of the Junior Red Cross portfolios receiv­ ed from Freiberg, Germany, and Saumur, France and also one pre­ pared by the Vernonia school. Mr. and Mrs. Judd Greenman, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Davidson and Mr. and Mrs. C. Anderson spent Saturday is Portland. | ila group prepared an informan din-| ner for an honor which should be obtained by all fire makers, a1 ,n the organization. The din­ ner was held in the Evangelical church February 28. Those present were: Miss Bessie Maybelle McDonald, guardian; Drorbaugh, Veda Webster, Gladys Garner, Margaret Bennett, Nelle| Green, Louise Roberson, Velda Mel­ linger. Kathryn Malmsten, Margaret McDonald, Nacine Murray, Dorothy Black and Beth Davis. Lodge Notices Mountain Heart Rebekah Lodge No. 243 No. 243, I.O.O.F., meets every ond and fourth Thursdays Grange hall, Vernonia. Visitors ways welcome. Mrs. Ruth Reese, N. G. Mrs. Hazel Thompson, Sec. Birthday Party Held. A birthday party was held in honor of Minnie Christian at her KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS home Tuesday, the occasion being HARDING LODGE 116 her 13th birthday anniversary. A Meets every Monday at number of games were played and 8 P.M. in Grange hall. refreshments served, hose present were Georgia Jolley, Celesta Mc­ Emil Messing, C. C. Donald, Irene Pendleton, May Pen­ Harry Culbertson, KRS dleton, Hattie Pendleton, Minnie Christian and Mrs. Christian. , _ „ __ Camp Fir. Girl. Prepare Dinner W' °‘ W’ Vernoma camp No. 655 The Camp Fire girls of the Lol- meets every Monday nigh* at sevci ........... ■■ ■ thirty at the Grange Hall. Visiting members welcome. MARK EVERY GRAVE j ROBERT LINDSEY, C. C. C. C. DUSTEN CLERK. Memorials in granite and marble at reduced prices WRITE FOR . PARTICULARS Eagle advertisements get results. Vernonia Lodge, No. 184 A. F. i A. M., meets at Grange Hall every Second and Fourth Thursday nights. Visitors Welcome Goodin, Secretary. Vernonia Port American Le- Meets second fourth Tues- days each month, 8 p.m. W. H. Hurley, Commander. Nehalem Chapter 153, O. E. S. Regular communi- cation ___ first ___ and third Wednesdays of each month. All visiting sisters and brothers wel­ come. Catherine McNeill, W. M. I.O.O.F.—Vernonia Lodge No. 246 meets every Tuesday night at 8 o’clock, in Grange hall. Vis- ¡tors always welcome. M. E. Graven, N. G. John Glassner, Secretary. AMERICAN LEGION AUXILIARY Meet* first and third Mon­ day* of each month at the Legion Hall. Mrs. Mark E. Moe, President. Mrs. E. H. 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