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About Vernonia eagle. (Vernonia, Or.) 1922-1974 | View Entire Issue (March 1, 1928)
A TWO Thursday, March 1, 1928 VERNONIA EAGLE Vernonia Post skater to be in. He got up as mad “Ladies Must Dress” as a wet hornet with his face as US. American Le- Quiet humor and a touch of VOLUME 1 NUMBER 40. red as a congressman’s nose and pathos, centering about the love LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor gion. Meets second and fourth Tues- swore he was going to master those of a plain little working girl, are days each month, 8 HON. WILLIAM HOOTS | ready to call a policeman when his GARDENS WILL SPROUT tarnal skates or bust a ham estrap utilized to excellent advantage in p.m. W. H. Hurley, WHEN SPRING BURSTS but he didn’t bust a fiamestrap “Ladies Must Dress,” a Fox Films ACCEPTS NOMINATION wife came along and saved him Commander. The Honorable Wiliam Hoots who ,rom further embarrassment. for that wasn ’ t where he fell, but production featuring Virginia Vai- The editor of The Catamount Miss Tootle Tatum added a six- has made an exhaustive and pains he did almost bust the floor when li and Lawrence Gray at the Rose has been running for the nomina tion for president for several shooter and a hatchet to her hope taking research into the plans of his legs skidded out from under theatre Monday. Nehalem Chapter 153, O. E. S. months, has given his consent to chest this week. our various citizens who are making him and he sat -down kerplunk. By Regular communi- “High School Hero" have his name placed upon the Old Quib Skills says India might wordy preparations to plant gardens this time everyone was laughing cation first _ and __ third Wednesdays ballot. In his speech of acceptance be dickered with to take some of when the weather becomes a little their fool heads off and he seemed American youth, sparkling viva- of each month. he said: our United States senators off or warmer and the mild perfume of to realize that a joke of some kind ! cious and in all its glory has been All visiting sisters “If it is the desire of the mem- our hands—they worship elephants. spring can be smelt on the ozonic was being played on somebody,, so : captured in Fox Films < comedvi and brothers wel The roads in and around Cactus breeze. It is with a feeling of grat he took off the skates and got up, drama, “High School Hero,” which be.j of my party to place my come. name before the voters, I feel that Flat are in pretty bad condition itude and an exultation of intense with all the spirit and wind knock shows at the Rose theatre Tuesday Catherine McNeill, W I would be shirking a duty and this winter, but they have been in pride that we record the astound ed out of him and grinned sheep I and Wednesday. acting like a durned fool to get bad condition every winter for so ing and unbelievable fact that a ishly like any man would who • "Silver Valley” out of the race. I have always had many years that the matter no number of our stalwart citizens are had made such a, as we might say, W. O. W. Vernonia camp No. 655 Abe going to plant this spring who have spectacle of himself. As a sheriff of Standing Rock in meets every Monday night at seven a deep and abiding _ respect for the longer occasions comment. been threatening to plant every “ Silver Valley, ” Tom Mix sets about will of the people, and stand ready Withers’ wagon, which sank to the thirty at the Grange Hall. Visiting and willing at all times to do any- hubs last week on the Slippery Hill spring for thirty years and never in a thorough manner to wipe out members welcome. thing in my power to serve the1 cut-off, is still sunk to the hubs have yet. It is the civic duty of the Lundy gang, a villainous band ROBERT LINDSEY, C. C. (every person who holds the con- whole citizenship to the best of my ■ as we go to press. of highwaymen led by Black Lundy. C. C. DUSTEN CLERK. ability in any capacity up to and Arcliimedes Puck has gone back stitution sacred and unimpeachable At the Rose theatre Thursday and "Nobody’s Widow” Friday. including the presidency. I have to the faith of his fathers and will to Plant a £arden to help keep the It is a common belief that mar Vernonia Lodge, No. 184 A. a wholesome respect for law, es- invest in oil stock this week. ' I wo*f from the door and maybe riages are contracted in Heaven, F. A A. M., meets at Grange pecially when I am speaking in thei Bearcat Boone suffered a visit have a to sell> and we point rural districts. I have a high re-, from several of his wife’s relatives with unblemished pride to the and wrecked in—well, we’ll call it Hall every Second gard for the laboring man and I j this week. achievements that would have been the sea of circumstantial evidence. I VP* Fourth Thursday night«. Such seems to be the case in am firmly established in the belief. Scotty Macpherson is advertising achieved by our. citizena generally “Nobody’s Widow,” a delightful ro Visitors Welcome V«— should V-..- ... ... ... if t.hev they had earrierl carried nut out their hrao-e brags that every worker have — a 1 f . or ■ a grindstone Levert Goodin, Secretary. which will put about gardening instead of quit- mantic comedy starring Leatrice full demi—er, uh—a full dinner- ] I a new edge on his safety razor, Joy, which will show at the Rose Mountain Heart I ting just as soon as the weather pail. I shall go on record as being • ; The opposed to skuldudgery of any kind I • county murder trial over at the got hot and put in the rest of the tonight and tomorrow. Rebekah Lodge No. 243 seat is proving to be the spring and summer pitching horse No. 243, I.O.O.F., meets every sec that does not bear the stamp of i biggest social event of the season. shoes. ’’Brass Knuckles” ond and fourth Thursdays in I.O.O.F.—Vernonia Lodge approval of the great leaders of | ------------------------ “Brass Knuckles” comes to the Grange hall, Vernonia. Visitors al- 246 meets every Tuesday night my party. I point with pride to ! Archimedes Puck blistered his1 Rose theatre Saturday and Sunday ways welcome. the American Eagle and the Statue hand badly this week when he grab- FLYLEAF ADKINS SHOWS at 8 o’clock, in Grange hall. Vis- Mrs. Ruth Reese, N. G. itors always welcome. of Liberty, also the prosper<Jus far bed hold of a live wire over in STUDENTS HOW TO SKATE matinee. It is a Warner Bros.’ production and Monte Blue and mer. I believe in a fluctuating cur the county seat. Hereafter he will Mrs. Hazel Thompson, Sec. M. E. Graven, N. G. Prof. Flyleaf Adkins, principal rency, whatever that may mean, and probably have gumption enough to of the Cactus Flat High School, Betty Bronson are starred. The John Glassner, Secretary. use a pair of pliers when he has story and senario were written by a stringent censorship of all litera who was quite an athlete in his ture except the newspapers that occasion to do any electrical work. day, and who isn’t so bad now at Harvey Gates, and Lloyd Bacon di KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS AMERICAN LEGION AUXILIARY HARDING LODGE 116 Hamp Jiggs ran across a book are controlled by my party. I be several games for an old broke- rected. M..t. first and third Mon lieve in states rights wherever it on landscape gardening a few days down pedagog who has seen a Scenes in prison, in the tene Meets every Monday at days of each month at is necessary to staddle an issue. If ago and after reading two or number of better days, gave a lec ments, the courts, and the homes 8 P.M. in Grange hall. the Lagion Hall. elected, I pledge myself to carry three pages of it he became imbued ture on roller skating to the school of the poor of a great city, provide Mrs. Mark E. Moe, President. Emil Messing, C. C. out any policies that I might think with the soul of an artist and went today, telling how they used to do locale for “Brass Knuckles.” The Harry Culbertson, KRS Mrs. E- H- Washburn, Secretary. up for the welfare of the nation. out and raked the gravel around when he was a kid, by going out story is of a tenement lad who is I believe in liberty of conscience his filling station. on ice and cutting all kinds of wrongly imprisoned, and while in and conscientious liberty, unfetter HUNTERS WILL j fancy didoes, like writing one’s jail incurs the hatred of a fellow ed by the banal mouthings of any INTREPID inmate, who hounds his after-life, qq AFTER MORE BEAR aaa^®> and making pictures of one’s or all of my adversaries—undefiled I girl if one had a girl, and if not trying to separate him from the by contact with rascality and cor Mescal Bill and Gimlock Jones, of making a picture anyhow and motherless waif for whom he is ruption,—unshackeled by the chains] | who went bear hunting and got saying it was one’s girl. After the caring. or ignorance and superstition—un- 1 j snowed in so deep that they had lecture he offered to go into the putrified by asfbciation with vice I a hard enough time getting them- gymnasium, where they play basket “Woman Wi.e” and wickedness—uncontaminated by selves home, without even thinking ball and other indoor sports, and “ Woman Wise,” Fox Films rol- the taint of bribery and thievery of bringing home a big black cin- show the younger generation how and greed and graft—. Thar she namon bear, have decided that they to skate Prof. Flyleaf borrowed licksome comedy drama, featuring floats—as serene as the dawn of cannot stand the treacherous taunts a pair of likely skates and stood June Collyer, Wililam Russell and a spring morning—as pure as a of their many friends any longer' up by a post and shoved off, for- Walter Pidgeon, will have a show budding politician when he first i and will start on another bear hunt < getting for the moment that he ing at the Rose theatre Sunday. enters the arena, and a durn sight Friday, expecting to get into the hadn’t been on a pair of skates in This is an Albert Ray production in which a ne’er-do-well and a purer than when he comes out. I | ! bear country Friday night and pot- twenty years. beautiful young American girl run stand on the rock of righteousness l ] ting their kill some time Saturday He got along all right as long asd I wave aloft the sword of pur- j ■ or Sunday. They will go in Gim- as he held on to the1 post, but the gamut of drama and love in IT S TOASTED the heart of the Persian oil fields. ity. I have recently had the sword lock’s car this time and if it polished up and sterilized for the doesn’t snow like it did the last when he tried to navigate on his It is packed with human interest. occasion. I placed my candidacy en time with such ferocious and mali-j own power he ran into a, what tirely in the hands of my friends cious intent, they will bring back we might say, snag, oply of course with implicit trust, but I will keep Mescal’s Ford, which rode up in there was no snag there, but just M. D. COLE my weather eye peeled for trick- on the last trip and walked back the smooth floor. The kates got beyond his control and he lost what ery, and if any dirty crook thinks without, as it was snowed to theI Dentist he is going to trade me off for a hubs and showed no inclination to was left of his equilibrium and came down on his right ear with Vernonia, Oregon dark horse, he is going to hear | want to run away. They will take some language that he will ring a three days’ supply of grub and his feet sticking straight up, ,7hich is a serious dilemma for a tancy I down the corridors of time.” a big bowie knife that Mescal owns, I I which will be used to skin the bear., LOCAL NEWS j Anyone wanting bear steaks will j The manager of the drug store '■ do well to get in touch with Gim- on the corner of Main street and • lock and Mescq) some time next Wildcat avenue has taken the ■ Sunday. agency for a line of toothbrushes and if there is any person in Cac I I tus Flat who desires a commodity I ¡MARK EVERY GRAVE of that kind, he would do well to i | Memorials in granite and marble at reduced prices drop in at the drug store and look WRITE FOR PARTICULARS over the stock. Ellis Popin said he was vamped I | Oregon Monument Works by a flapper in the county seat the I Fourth and Main St., Hillsboro other day and was just getting THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT Rose Theatre Lodge Notices The Cream of the Tobacco Crop Strikes are the Favorite Brand of Paul Whiteman "It was but recently, when I started to act as master of ceremonies with myhandattheParamountTheatre,that I realized how vital perfect voice condition was to a performer. I have always been a consistent smoker and fortunately, Lucky Strikes were my favorite brand. I like their toasted flavor and, best of all, I can smoke as often as I like, without fear of irritating my voice, which is becoming a great —- D asset in my work.” <- “It’s toasted No Throat Irritation-No Cough. FINNEY OF TFIE FORCE Sillv! (Excuse It Please)
