TWO VERNONIA EAGLE Thursday, February 16, 1928. à two years ago, was in this week said estate are hereby notified to! cal properties of such fertilizers after more supplies and credit at present the same, duly verified as and puts them in condition for use VOLUME 1 NUMBER 38. LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor the grocery store, and also some by law required, to the undersign­ in ordinary fertilizer dirlls. at his residence, on the Pitts­ tobacco. He said that he was still ed Mist road, wthin six months EZRA BINKS INSTALLS I finally ran on to a dry goods store Rattlesnake Ike, Cactus Flat's confident of striking water although burg from the date hereof. NOBLE RED INDIAN dummy in the back room of a most popular bootician, j gave a the situation is beginning to look Dated and first published Feb. 9, J. MASON DILLARD | place over in the county seat, and party a few nights ago in cele- 1928. Ezra Binks, who runs the cigar with the aid of Archimedes Pock, bration of the ifdoption of the doubtful. Last Publication March 8, 1928. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW Clay said he was down W. A. Harris, Attorney. store and punch boards, on the who studied art while in college,- Eighteenth Amendment. Next to Carkin Cleaning Works drcd feet, with the most of it Frank J. Peterson, Administrator, corner where the old blacksmith he managed to get it painted up to j Here ' Every Wednesday Bearcat Boone was the victim of through solid rock, and the only shop used to stand before it burnt look like a real Indian, only not a conspiracy Sunday morning when water he has struck yet was be-| NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION down during a harmless prank play­ so dignified, and he stuck some his daughter told her mother that _________ ___ ed by some of the younger ten- turkey feathers „„ Department of ____ the ______ Interior, _ U. on the back ul of she heard Bearcat won ten dollars tween his house and the well, which DR. ELLA WIGHT is a very subtle joke and is readily S. Land office at Roseburg, Ore- eration, has been successful in fix-,jt>8 head to make it look like Sit-' in the poker game Saturday night. DR. C. J. WIGHT understood by the persons to whom Son, February 2, 1928. ing up a noble red man in front! ting Bull standing up, and after ■ ... ° it for the Notice is hereby given that Ja- Porterhouse Kelly, who was dis­ Clay • has ■ been telling CHIROPRACTORS of his place of business, so that he got it wrapped up in a blanket ; . . — ~’J.cob Martlala of Mist, Oregon, who, Blood Pressure Examination tourists who have to come through i ma(ie out of a barley sack with covered several nights ago by Mes- past six months. He said he hopes 'on December 7, 1922, made home- Cactus Flat on ^the way to the|Fed paint on it, it would fool not’ cal Bill in the latter’s chicken to strike water if he ever gets stead entry (Portland No. 07343), Rheumatism, Neuritis, Stomach, Liver and Intestinal Troubles National Park will know where to | only our townspeople, who knew all | house, has been successful in hav- through the rock but he has no No. 017195, for E14 SE’i, section ....................... Delayed Menstruation > township 6 N.. range 4 west, go when they run out of tobacco. about it anyway, but it also fooled ing all of the buckshot removed hope of ever getting through the 31 Willamette meridian has filed no- from his interior. rock, as he has worn out all of ! Ezra shopped around quite a Abe Barlow’s hound, who growled |tice of intention to make three year Wild Bill Mullins writes from his drills and his temper and hasn — ’t proof,' ", to establish claim to the bit before he found a suitable In­ I at it in no uncertain tones. I Bill Thompson got money enough to Chicago that Mayor _ _____ ___ _____ __ _____ ____ u wxv< buy more lnllu land «uw above u,omu, described, before c K. F. LESTER SHEELEY dian, as he couldn’t buy one of has been successful in his efforts drills and wouldn t know what to | Frazer, U.S. commissioner, at Yeon HE MUST OF BEEN SOUSED the wooden kind that used to stand 4- za hnxrn 4- kx zi l54-n-v»n4-i zx-r 4- Ki Sw^ es 1 y against Gil High-,taken a decided stand against the tenacity, and the Catamount feels Alfred , o er, ho was charged with being bill b;ii for ror * the be suppression sunDression of obscene that the citizens of Coyote Gulch1 Mist, . Oregon? °’ Enneberg’ a11 °f drunk, Lawyer Lilikhell, in ques- publications. are to be congratulated unon hav- - I upon Hamill A. Canaday, DR. W. H. HURLEY A Wonderful Tire tioning Mescal, asked: Register. The Rev. Ananias Etherblazer ing a person in their midst who “Did the defendant appear to be 27-5. fully guaranteed, sold at unduly under the influence of the says his idea of a thrifty person goes after a thing with such force _______________________________ DENTISTRY AND X-RAY Evenings by Appointment is one who tries to pay an in- asd sticktoitiveness, if there is any1 To Make Fertililer Drill Ea.ily these remarkably low nectar of Bacchus? Office over Brown Furniture Store. ______ prices “Yep,1 answered Mescal. “He ap- stallment on a golden harp with credit in having a man in the, Oregon ¡community who puts in so much. Some highly concentrated ferti- Vernonia 30x3)4 Cl. Cord ..... .. ........... $7.35 peared a little bit like that, but __ a copper cent. Alf Stude was the victim of foul time digging in the rock for water j lizing materials have not proved (A big tire, certain to give lowest he acted more like he was stewed I play Saturday night when he hap-¡ "hen a good creek runs by his desirable in farm practice for one coat per mile. to the gills.” place. M. D. COLE pened up on a polecat. i -. of two reasons. Either they absorb 29x4.40 Balloon ..................... moisture and grow pasty or become Old Quib Skills says some men NEWS OF NATIONAL INTEREST (Unsurpassed at any price) FLAG POLE WILL UNDERGO lumpy and so do. not drill well, or 31x5.00 Balloon (30x4.95) *$12 90 Henry Hosmeyer’s black and are so dumb that they think Joan DENTIST NEW COAT OF RED PAINT the drills available on farms are (A double oversize for 29x4.40. white spotted calf, which was re- of Arc was NoaJj’s wife. 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(A ntw truck tire to fit 30x5 Mescal Bill is getting his lies in a cordon of patriotic citizens, con- “conditioner,” such as cottonseed Fourth and MAin St. LOCAL NEWS Hillsboro. rims) of Greasewood Slim and meal, improves greatly the mechani- „«a»...« v, d. „ WU OOltl Hamp Jiggs who contemplated shape for the opening of the fish-'sisting Be »ure to use T. I. E. D. mending his leaky roof last winter ing season. “ . — . . 2 Bassmouth Baker, who performed Red Tubes. Large Size. is contemplating mending his leaky Archimedes Puck has bought a the heroic deed with much grunt­ yachting suit and will cruise around (ing and profanity at the time and Heavy gauge. Tough age­ roof this winter. over Alkali Lake in his row boat much bragging later about doing resisting compound. Easily Lawyer Lilikell made a speech if it ever rains any water in the ! one’s civic duty. the other day in favor of law en- repaired. lake. forcement, which created quite a I TUBE THE POLITICAL CRISIS Snip Jiggs writes that Jack I 30x3(4 (Will fit either nominal or bit of suspicion. The Honorable William Hoots, Aunt Sallie Hornblossom lost a Dempsey who used to box for a giant Vasing) ........................ $1.60 living, has decided to retire from candidate for president, states that! 29x4.40 (Will fit either regular I valuable pot of beans by cremation the ring. This decision came after in the old days an office seeker this week while talking over the or drop center equipmt........ $2.05 a couple of hand-to-hand encounters could get by with a ringing speech 31x5.00 (Can be used in either^ I back yard fence wijh Mrs. Mescal with a fellow named Tunney. I on law-enforcement, but that it is 31x5.00 or 30x4.95 casings)....! I Bill, who knows something about Slocum Hoppin, our handsome a dangerous subject nowadays. everybody in town. ............................................................ $2.65 | I Friends of Abe Barlow will be and talented plumber, went on a ------------------------—: 30x5 (Will withstand hard service^ I hunting trip this week up in the In the County Court of the State and the heat of long hauls $3.50 ' glad to learn that the wobbly pup tall timber, but he returned empty of Oregon For Columbia County. 32x6( To be used only in 32x6j i he bought from Alf Stude several handed and without any game, on In the Matter of the xasmie Estate vi of casings designed for *30x5 rima) ' months ago is getting to be a right account of having forgotten . lo Martin Tobin, Deceased. $6.90 I ! smart sized hound. I Notice is hereby given that the The heavy snow storm which re­ take his gun. 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