Thursday, February 2, 1928. VERNONIA EAGLE THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT VOLUME 1 NUMBER 36. LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor that night that never saw a can. Gil roped tne cow all right, but she was a bigger cow than he thought she was, and when the horse stuck his front feet in the _____________________ _______________ earth and stood stiff in his tracks, the cow ran to the end of the rope with a bawl and a jerk, which up- Houston can, even though on a as big as theirs. We can offer a better brand of liquor and at a better price’ No!! 11 ia not the in’ ‘“I of Again we lose a national con­ | of a doubtful state. Even HiramI vention ! Once more we have to ¡Johnson will tell you it is doubt-' face an inquiring world and ex-jful, and there is not a man, wo- plain why we did not make the man or child in political life today I necessary overtures to get the tir “X" mocratic convention. With ironic smile of a victorious knight, ■ use of taking a good convention i of need, that lost, and if these two with her. Gil lit out after her afoot the city of Houston, down in Texas J down in the Solid South where vie-' [patriots don’t go after the Repub- an(j caught up with her about a hornswoggled us out of the prize. tory is cinched? Why not bring it jlican convention in a manner that mjle away. Gil got t0 the saddle Houston alone cannot be blamed for out to the Golden West where the ¡will bring home the bacon they are and took the rope off of it and the act. The unretrievable historic best we can offer is a run for your going to feel the barbed sting of wrapped it around his waist and I swore he would lead that cow to loss can be traced to be very back money? It is all because the leaders our editorial quill. the horse or bust. When he yanked door of the political leaders of ------------- of Cactus - Flat had rather I'*"' pitch ----------- -------- g- ------------------- -------------------- — LUVAL LOCAL NEWS Cactus Flat, who did not have the I horseshoes than to work for the' When Heck Tombs lit his pipe 1 on the rope the cow gave a bawl absolute git up and git about them ¡good of the party. Were we re- this morning he accidently threw and started after him with her to go after the convention with presented at the Jackson dinner? We! tbe match into an ash tray which head down and cold-blooded mur- spurs on. National conventions, as were not! Therefore we suffer the ka(j been carelessly carelessly left left on on the the I der in her eye. Gil tried to get out of the way but he was a bit we have editorially said on numer­ caluminous calumny of defeat, dis-¡floor. slow and the cow gave him a right ous and divers occasions, are not aster, dishonor and disgrace. Wfe smart hook as she went past, which handed out on a silver platter. They ask, what is it that Houston has1 GIL HIGHTOWER BUYS didn’t do any damage to his vitals, are gone after and got. Politically, got that we haven’t got, We an­ WILD-EYED RANGE COW but was successful in relieving him stragetically and traditionally, we swer; Nothing! We’ve got just as WHICH IS UNTAMABLE art just as good a town as Houston (many mosquitoes as Houston can Gil Hightower, who was quite, of about half of a valuable shirt is and we could show the erring I show, although maybe not so an efficient cow-hand in his youth, ‘ which he was wearing at the time, Democrats just as good a time as'vicious. We’ve got swamps almost l which was some twenty-five or Tlie cow kept going, which was lucky for Gil, and he let her go. thirty years ago, felt the call of the wild this week and went out Gil picked up the saddle and car­ ried it back to the horse and rode on the large open range and con-' home in a shirtless and humiliated traded for a long-horned, ripsnort­ frame of mind. If anybody wants ing untamed cow with Lark Sperms,' ,’ to buy a good range cow, they who had several of the same kind j will learn something to their ad­ which he is trying to sell to in­ vantage by getting in touch with nocent parties, as they are too wild Gil. to milk and wouldn’t give any milki to speak of it they were not. Gil; Home Pointer» borrowed a cow-horse from the the Irregular hemlines this season Diamond A ranch boss and started jeave the decision unsettled be- out in seach of his quarry with a tween longer or shorter skirts. | 30-foot lariat tied to the horn of Quilted flowers appliqued onto his saddle. He had been advised the cost and blouse of an ensem- against buying the critter by Bear- bles quality, uics gives it xv a distinctive uiaviixvvxve quality. cat ~ Boone, who is always gener- Angora is one of the smartest ous with his stock of advice, but favorites for new sport frock3. As Gil said ..................... he could rope and ... lead a rule a second material is used any cow that ever walked, and he jn combination with the angora. would bring that cow, by heck, Sometimes it is a silky crepe and home, and have milk for his coffee other times it is a novelty woolen * I of tweed-like texture. I An entirely new silhouette has Vernonia Po»t 119, American Le- | been developed for spring hats and gion. Meets second 1 it all seems to lie in the novelty fourth Tues- i of the brim. Crowns have changed days each month. 8 | but __ __________ they have ___ done __ so __ in _ a __ simple p.m. V. H. Hurley, way. They are round, plain and Commander. carefully fit to the head. CONVENTION YANKED FROM UNDER VERY _______ smaller _____ and _____ less ____________ ostentatious _____ scale, NOSE OF CACTUS FLAT We are located in the very heart So uniform it brings good luck every time S perry drifted Snow FLOUR Sperry Flour Children’s Hour, KEX ' Nehalem •r 153, O. E. S. TT I El -a Successful Six now bid« for Even Tii ? Added Value of New Features -theAdded Safety of FüUrWkeeÏBrakeS Not only does the New Series Pontiac Six introduce superb new body creations by Fisher. 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P. & S. Transportation Co Stage Service To Portland The new stages leave Vernonia at 6:40, 10:40 5:20 p.m. arriving Portland 2 hours and 55 utes later. Returning leave Portland 7:30 1:00 and 5:00 p.m. arriving Vernonia 10:40 4:05 and 8:05 p.m. a.m., min­ a.m. a.m.^ Fares to Portland One Way Daily. Round Trip Daily: 30 Day From Return Limit Vernonia $2.05 $3.75 Wilark $1.75 $3.15 Camp 9 $1.85 $3.35 Camp 10 $1.95 $3.50 U. Rys. Co. trains leave Vernonia 11:55 a.m., ar- riving Portland 2:05 p.m. Returning leave Portland 7:35 a.m., arriving Vernonia 9:52 a.m. Note: Rail or stage tickets accepted on either trains or stages. Fol (lei’s, further information etc., of J. J. Hoydar, Vernonia Ding Co., R. M. Aldrich, General Agent Agent Agent S. P. & S. Transportation Co Vernonia,Oregon A Little Goes a Long Way