Thursday, December 22, 1927
VERNONIA EAGLE
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and staging a hula dance in front The League of Nations is reporting’of home. The very cornerstone of
of a mummy that hung in a cave. progress. There are still a few lit- civilization rests on perfecting, and
NUMBER 30.
LAURENCE LOCKNEY. Editor
We have heard that a dance of tie points that John Bull didn’t perpetuating this untold dream that
quite see into, but we all under- sleeps in the heart of every wo-
this character would bring mum i stand
that a real Englishman is man. Now in the interest of good
TEXAS TENDERFOOT
then, never return he had to shoot them on the wing my back to life, and it is poss , naturally
that some of them
slow to see the point to \ fellowship among women I would
="*h less than 50 fine fat quail. was when they had their wings ible that the beautiful damsel was even a good joke. So we al! know call your attention to this fact.
An unsophisticated tourist blew
spread out and the only time they giving the experiment a tryout. ¡Johnny and love him just the same, I There is a thought abroad in
The tenderfoot was shown Just had their wings spread out was
into Cactus Flat from the Lone
1 he is our grandfather. I imagine
i....
j the world, that I have never seen
¡Johnny Bull and our' old Uncle challenged by anyone. The thought
Star State of Texas a few weeks where to go to get the best shoot when they were flying and that SISKIYOU KID TAKES
i
Sammy
walk
out
most
night
I
*!—
any
all women are instinctively
YULETIDE VACATION , and look at the white lights of i that
ago and after a few days of loyal ing, and he went out full of ex he had better sense than to try to
against women. I am glad to have
searching for work he finally land pectations, but he returned in about shoot a bird when it was flying.
The Siskiyou Kid, who has a 'Geneva
Geneva and that the bear laughs
laughs’ the opportunity to explode that
ed a job as extra man at Hamp - three hdurs with nary a single
He returned to the filling sta permanent position with the Cat and the tiger forgets his claws, thought.
and
that
little
men
become
big
The psychology of that situation
Jiggs filling station, but it is be i quail. Rattlesnake Ike asked him tion keenly disappointed because amount until he gets his board
men at Geneva. Thusly would the is this, that woman’s love of man
ing whispered about that all the 1 if he couldn’t find any birds to the birds wouldn’t pose for him.
bill paid, was forced to lay off mind of Woodrow Wilson settle all is so natural and so attractive, that
wages he will' get is his board and shoot, and the pilgrim from the
a couple of days this week on ac questions that might otherwise lead the emotion of friendship and love
THE POLITICAL CRISIS
clothes and that he is likely to i Panhandle said yes, he saw lots
count of there being nothing In to v.-«r. The woman who was the she has for her sisters becomes
inspiration for this great man’s commonplace. So commonplace, com
Wiley Hawse writes from New the shop for him to do.
be fired when his clothes begin to of birds, they moved around so
translation of life must necessarily paratively that it is easily mistaken
wear out. However, he borrowed much that he couldn’t get a shot York that Al Smith has yielded
be
a very wonderful woman.
by an thinkiiir person as against.
a shotgun from our esteemed boot at any of them. He said they to the entreaties of his friends and
A note of distrust might arise
Other
women
whose
names
have
would
run
in
under
bushes
and
has reluctantly consented to allow
from the fact that women are
legger, Rattlesnake Ike, and went
at
one
time
been
mentioned
for
or less posers, and who
out quail hunting the other day. he douldn’t get a one of them to his name to be placed before the
the presidency are Mrs. O. N. P. more
(By Lillian Hanson)
knows that better than another
Quail are rather plentiful in the step out in the open spaces long people as a candidate for the pres-
Bellmont of New York, able wo-1 woman.
all make believe that
(Continued
from
last
week)
man and geographically located to I we want We
jSagebrush Belt this year and a enough for him to take aim. He idential nomination.
to be Joan of Arc, when
Last but not least we have the great
advantage,
should
her
name
Pres-
said
not
only
that,
but
one
or
two
As we go to press none of
number of our citizens are report-
name of Nancy Hanks Lincoln, the have been brought out at that time. : ! in reality we all dream of life per-
i fected by the companionshin of
ing the limit on each shoot, which of them got scared and flew away. ident Coolidge’s hats have been peer of all mothers, the mother of
I ne name of Mrs. Roosevelt Sr.'that most wonderful prince cHrm-
Abraham Lincoln.
is 15 birds, and probably would Rattlesnake asked him why he didnt placed in the ring.
was
at
one
"
or.e
time
suggested
as
a
The peace and quiet felt in
I
This woman’s life reflects ti e possible : c candidate for president of j ing.
report more if ’ it wasn’t against shoot them on the .wing, and the
the protection of the home fires
LOCAL NEWS
natural
beauty,
the
purity,
the
the
U.
tenderfoot
said
the
only
chance
the law, as it is a well known fact
S*
I and the jov and inspiration of
Centipede Clark had the misfor-' steadfastness, of the very hills of
Mrs. Roosevelt Sr. is the beloved1 beautiful children. This is the whis-
tune to puncture one of his tires I Virginia and Kentucky in which she widow of your own indominatible' ner of every woman« life. I just
ta
■laqjotu aq; puu /qaAdsoo^j A’ppa^ ■ love Henry Lauder when he sings,
this week when his shotgun went j was bred and born.
All the beautiful qualities of this of the beautiful American princess “You No Can Beat It.”
off unexpectedly.
woman were instilled and reflected Alice. The princess
_____ who
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__ false
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dared to
This
note in the
The bed of Alkali Lake is be-! in the soul of this son, this
be a reel American girl. The world ¡women arises from ages
and * fires
_
coming quite damp since the fog, she gave to the world.
and everybody in it love Alice, who of training in false modesty. The
Reader—did you ever notice how is our Teddy over again. It was’real and only nrog-r ,r! here
season has made its approach,
in
your personality be our Teddy Roosevelt that gave the the world for women of today and
The Catamount lost another val- insignificant
Now is the time of year your battery should be
comes, how inadequate you find
of encouragement to the mo- for al! timn *o come :s tn b< >me
uable subscriber the other day the English language to express that word
the ’ "“au-
thers and home women of the ____
land? perfect in being worse
kept fully charged and in tip top shape.
when we spelled Sam Hogg’s name something you would say when you
women their very souls tell
Then we have the women who ■
wish to eulogize Abraham Lincoln? have
a
“
D.
”
with
successful terms
served ________
___ _ _ as ¡them they are.
Your battery recharged, painted acid
Ray Vaughn, who plays the sax- There is no word in the English governors of their respective states,1 I know it. that it n*'- bee^ said
’
anguage
that
can
add
anything
to
that truth is not paraded n ked,
proof, paint and acid adjusted, all for ..
aphone, ha’s received an unsigned his name; there is nothing in the Mrs. M. A. Fergerson, served a through
stormy, but
gov-
u«. successful
oucccno.ui term
icriii as
asgov-l.
«•” the
--- stm«ts, but
’
note
of
warning.
■
English
language
____
more
eloquent
err.or of * the * Lone
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Star
_ _____
state, __
and have m-v own POI't’.ca! opinion and
Radio batteries and others not requiring
Dale Weatherby had the misfor- than the name of Abraham Lincoln. t bears
■ ■ honor
■
party preference—yes posi*“ ely.
with
the
,
title
of
ex
removal of installation in car...................
I tune to lose his wife last week 1 find it very satisfying in refer- governor of Texas.
But I write this not as a poli” fan, .
'
Mrs. Nellie Ross, who when she
’¡"'LFiTT. a_J J?*'
when
court
convened
in
Reno.
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a
bratam
Uneo^and
’
Ihen
!
Rent batteries, per day
stepped out of office as governor ledge gained by lifetime’s ar >cia-
Scotty MacPherson, who bought nsten to the echo of thoughts.
tion with women and the r flec
Ross
of
Wyoming,
left
a
perfect
’
| a lead pencil in the county seat _ Hence my plain statement, Nancy, record, and in defining women’s tions of this knowledge gained by
last week, went back to to get Hanks Lincoln^ . the peer of all position in the world. She display the privilege of th'« assoc' ’ ion.
; mothers, was the mother of Abra- ed great womanly quality, making' I compare to the turning of the
his trading stamp.
__
ham Lincoln.
very plain that she was a per-1 leaves of a beautiful book.
Coolidge,, as the first | it
YVONNE ANDERSON, MY YVO
feet
woman all the time she was I
Athletes Receive Letters
naturally takes
perfect governor when she says;
(By Wampus Pete, the Silver Pen- tj,e p°ace as
° land,
the first woman of a “Whether
The football players were award
in
the
home
or
in
bus
ned Poet of the Sierras)
¡today, and we find in the person iness, in professions or other pur ed their letters Wednesday, Decem
Yvonne Anderson, my Yvo, Yvonne, of ^our first lady an example of suits,
there rests upon woman an ber 7, from Coach Austin, who al
When we were first acquainted, perfect womanhood.
absolute obligation to have an in- so gave a short address. Those re
.
,
queen
on
her
throne
has
ever
,
telligent
interest —
in political
r-------- af- ceiving letters were:
Your »p. ..... rod „ «.Y—
B"» I T cannot * reztro;-
restrain my
And I’m sure that they were been a perfectly natural position I fairs.” But
Gilbert Bergerson, Morris Ben
personal conviction that 11
it 13
is in
Ito her. She has a beautiful person the
painted.
realm of
vx the
vnd home
UVI1IV in
III wifehood,
wuetiuuu, net, Archie Adams, Norman Green,
ality and is known as the most pop- in motherhood
that woman fulfills Donald Hodges, Clarence Wardle,
SOCIAL NEWS
I ular and most artistically gowned her highest destiny
and finds her
The social circle lost one of its i woman who has ever graced the greatest happiness. Both Mrs. Fer Oliver Mellinger, Allen Ray, Ward
White
House
as
hostess
and
first
best members this week when Mes- lady of the land.
gerson and Mrs. Ross entered the Gooding, Veldon Parker, Edward
for governor, to establish an Roles, James Curry, and Shelby
cal Bill left for the Roaring River
The remark has been current race
item of real interest to their im Cook. All but Adams and Mellinger
country on a skunk-trapping tour, that she is worth a million dollars mediate
family. They realized that are seniors, and will leave but two
Greasewood Slim say cold baths to the republican party, and I am they alone could establish that item
may prolong life, but what’s the going to tell you why. She has better than any one else in the lettermen to form the nucleus of
dressed the part and lived the life
use of living if you have to take of the ideal woman. Enshrined in world. Could you imagine a bet- next year’s team.
call for a woman to enter pol-
cold baths.
the heart of every woman she has ter
Bend—Last spike is driven in
¡ties than that interest?
The Rev. Ananias Etherblazer been the beautiful wife, the per , However, those two beautiful Northern Pacific extension line to
fect
mother,
the
ideal
home-maker,
surprised a large family of fleas
have set an example before Klamath Falls.
is the unspoken dream in ladies
the women of the United States
this week when he sprinkled some which
the innermost heart of every wo that
Salem will have built 500 new
cannot affoigl to over
insect powder on his hound.
man, and women realize that
"
a wo- look. they
homes during 1927.
They
were
prepared
when
The citizens of Cactus Flat will man so perfect could not walk neccessity called them.
Toledo will vote on $10,000 bonds
life with a man who was
« be glad to learn that a pair of through
f
Then we have another beauti for better fire equipment.
in every way her equal.
storks visited the home of Mr. and not She
ful
character
displayed
in
the
per
speaks volumes for our nice
of the lady who, when offered
Mrs. Abe Barlow last Sunday.
■ ouiet peace time president. Calvin son
During the Winter Months when Heavier Feed
vacant seat in the United States'
! Coolidge, and would be easily worth the
occasioned by the death of
NATIONAL AFFAIRS
a million dollars to the republican Senate
ing is necessary, you can be sure of uniform quality 3
her honorable husband, the late
Hurd Howe writes from Wash party,
should
Calvin
Coolidge Oregon
member of the United1
ington that President Coolidge is shoose to run again.
States Senate, said, “My children!
And
easily
next
we
have
the
considering the advisability of ask name of Edith
Gault Wilson, whose need me at home, I am getting,
ing the government of Nicaragua rame will co down in history as them ready for school.”
Beautiful, noble woman. Without’
to place a protectorate over Chi- the great wife. __
Her ____
name _ is ______
record-
’s hesitation she spoke
od today as having stood by the a the moment
cago.
words of the woman, the real
«■'¿o
of
the
great
Wilson,
after
he
Henry Ford recently said that
, stricken, and shouldered great woman.
Lincoln’s speech at Gettysburg
there is nothing quite like the responsibility a«suming almost en-
new Ford car, which caused Mescal 'iro1’’ the duties of the office of was no more eloquent, he never
said
more in fewer words.
Bill to remark that there was pr-siden" of the United States, of
I think sometimes in our natural
w]
i
!i
she
no
doubt
had
her
in-
nothing quite like the old Ford
for great heroes, we
Gvence in developing and probably admiration
It
often over-look a heroine though
car, either.
b-s been given a greater insight she
passes verv near us.
into bis e- nictations that the great
PRESENTS HANDSOME
There is nothing more beautiful
»
<**>
est
seer
•
f
today
can
than
a woman’s life, and woman’s
PRESENT TO WIFE
Her name has been
love.
<1
Ali Stude presented his wife 1 a
’^'J’te for pres
be-1 A woman’s love to her child
ve this woman could
with a nice Christmas present this
on is as sunshine to a building flower,
fourrev to a not far
fu- . A women
week, as a token of love, which tu ••e,
presence
in
v ’s love and jyx
V.IVIIVV in
when we will walk
the the home -- • to
her family, is as mel
will be appreciated by her for
''-o't:;o-wisn of todnv
..................... all ody and soft silvery moonbeam«.
some time to come, not only for th white sails that dot the blue
A woman
advocation
1------ ’ — s - love
V VVH VSMll
~ -- y • — and
. MV*
■ . would
........ be pence
pr.i'.c runs,
w lien r *
the intrinsic value of the gift it O' nn
sails, when
mP.n . a. ra
litrht,
that to
self. but for the heartful of gen i'll the nations would he at peace this lip is just 'as
as natural and a
•
’
nd
all
races
would
walk
on
the
•»nyhtenin«? as is the starlight to
erosity and the wealth of tender earth as brothers.
a dark night.
affection with which it was given.
I would say that she is the only
There is no higher estate than
The present consists of two new woman in the United States today mothqrhood,
there is no more im-:
whose
name
would
cut
a
.y
fieri
re
washtubs
and
a
handsomely
cor
via
nr riant port tian homemaker. Alli
at
all
in
the
rone
for
the
prosi
the stand ng armies in the universe
rugated washboard, to take the dency. Her ability .„
e tablished are maintained for the prote.tIon
place of the old tubs and wash -«nd her name and la
personality r re-
board that have done yeomen ser fleet the very life of the great
vice on the linen of our towns- Woodrow U ilson. and the time is
- right at hand for this great ad
people for a number of years.
venture of women.
Alf states that he has arranged
$3.10 Portland and Return
If the name of Edith Gault Wil
Not in the sense of custom only,
to pay for the tubs and i wash- son is brought out for the pres
i
sale
Dec.
16,
17,
20,
21,
22,
23,
24,
25.
r
that
idency
it would easily follow that
Tickets on
board out of the first money
but with a genuine appreciation
his wife earns under the new her name would go down in his
tory as Edith Gault Wilson, the
Return limit January 5
regime.
of our pleasant associations during the
first woman president of the United
States of America, and with my
BOOK REVIEW
translation of hospitality, the wo
Round Trip Fares
past year, we extend to you our
Ye editor has just finished read- men of the United States owe to
ing “Rocking Moon,” a novel by this beautiful woman, whose dream
Best wishes for a real Old Fashioned
Salem
$ 5.10
$ 6.10
Barrett Willoughby. The title is of life was broken, and for them,
Albany
this
great
compliment,
could
Wood
a misleading one, as Rocking Moon
Seattle
$12.95
$21.55
Baker
row Wilson have lived to realize
is the name of an island and ha3 his dreams, you would have seen
Spokane
$23.35
$29.65
Boise
nothing whatever to do with de a peace and freedom that Abraham
Tacoma
$10.90
$47.95
Great Falls
scribing the actions of a man who Lincoln only started.
Walla Walla
$16.15
$18.80
Woodrow Wilson would have in
La Grande
drinks himself into such propor
made the world safe for De
tions that the moon appears to r»e|itv
mocracy, and then some. Woodrow
rock,
as
a*
ye
editor
thought
be-
between
other
points.
reductions
Wilson
realized the life we wore1
Proportional
living was onlv a training we had.
fore reading the book.
The story is about a young wo- that we should splash and surge1
Train leaves Vernonia for Portland at 1:05 p.m,
se'k forever to dominate, and
man who raises foxes for the rnd
—w. H. Folger
that this training had produced a'
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market and sells their hides for thoeght that had ervstalized into I
as high as $150.00 apieces. Cold a thou-M world wjde of human
cash, too. Mescal Bill, who traps domination.
R. M. Aldrich,
Woodrow Wilson did .not die
M. A. Fuegy,
skunks on Roaring River, could do heart
broken. He was nayrholog i«t
Ticket Agent
better in the fox business, as he enough to know that he had left
Trav. Psgr. Agt.
never gets more than two dollars a thought behind him that would
The Rexall Drug Store
a skunk hide and one or two fox crystalwe as a world wide thought
J. J. Hoydar, Gen. Agt.,
and
which
would
evidently
become
Vernonia
■ hides would bring enough to keep
Oregon
Astoria, Oregon.
recognized as more humane, more
his family all winter, besides which unsejfwh.
which perfected are the,
I skinning foxes is much more re- two highest points that civilization
Victor Records and Victrolas
j fined than skinning skunks. In the es” ever expect to reach.
The
m'nds
of
Woodrow
Wilson
I
book it tells about a young lady
You must hear them to appreciate the difference
and Abraham Lincoln were of the!
who made a practice of stripping same
elevation. Woodrow Wilson’s i
i herself down to naked nudeness mind is working now at Geneva.
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