Thursday, November 3, 1927
VERNONIA EAGLE
TWO
Meeting of the LEGAL VOTERS | of $306.88; the above bond being
Oregon hops go up to 25 cent»
of said Road District Number 8 redeemable at the option of said a pound, with heavy sales.______
NUMBER 23. will be held in the Old School cuy
city on uecemuer
December 1, 1927. Thatj
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LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor
VOLUME 1
House, at Mist, Oregon on the 12th pursuant to said
'' option,
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said * bond
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day of November, 1927, at the 7“. ".L
RADIO ANNOUNCERS
| through. There is nobody in a m le for digging bait out oi season.
O-S, EMPLOYERS OF LABOR
TERRIFICALLY SCORED of him. He plunges through! He
Mescal Bill has applied for per hour of 2:00 p.m. of said day,
On
the
First
day
of
December
1927, Write, Phone OT wife US
said
meeting
to
be
for
the
purpose
»
license
cn
The editor of the Catamount has bas the iield ,to himself! lie—He! mission to take out
of voting a SPECIAL ROAD TAX upon presentation to the fiscal ]
our ex ;pense for you
had ample and sufficient reason to Spoopendyke is down! He loses, his car.
wood CUTTERS
i
Scotty Macpherson found a nice in said Road District, of not to agency of Oregon, in New York.
be sorely vexed on more than one ub> be *oses three yards,
LAND CLEARERS
occasion while listenin’ in on the
Ri*ht there we 9«*- When a fat flea on his dog this week, exceed ten mills on the dollar, on City, to-wit: The National Park!
FARM AND DAIRY HELP
big football games that are being man P^nges into a hole big enough which rendered quite a bit of tal- all taxable property in said Road Bank.
District.
MILL AND CAMP HELP
lost and won by the Pacific coast t0 drive a wa«on ‘trough, with low.
In case the holders of said bond
Done at St. Helens, Oregon, this fail to present same at the time I We deal in all kinds of
college teams. The present method the wbole fieId ta hinuelf, and loses
Hog-Eye Haines i>as had his 18 th
day of
of getting the radio audience all three yards on the P1®*' “ ”
and place mentioned herein for(
handsome dobe bungalow calcimia- John Philip, October, 1927.
labor
County Judge.
het up by the announcer leaving to
back to ’*<**«’• This method ed with black mud.
the redemption thereof, then the1
THE
PIONEER
EMPLOY
T.
“
B.
Mills,
County
Commissioner
the impression that every play is of announcing may be thrilling but
interest thereon shall cease and
J. N. Miller, County Commissioner the agency aforesaid will thereaf
MENT SERVICE
going to be a hundred yard run’“ ain’t football. It may oe of EB SQUILLS GETS STUNG
125 Second Street
IN ANOTHER TRADE
for
«rot to
to .ton
or' 8raat and exciting interest to the
ter pay only the amount of such
for » a touchdown
touchdown ha,
has got
stop or
Phone Broadway 8312
vast
and
tumultous
multitude
of
Notice
of
District
Road
Meeting
bond
and
the
interest
accrued
there
Ebenezer
Squills
had
the
mis
the vast army of radio announcers
Portland,
Oregon
will feel the sting of the Cata- I radio fans, but it ain’t football. fortune this week to become em Road District No. 9, Columbia on up to the said first day of
December 1927.
County, Oregon
mount editor’s barbed quill. We 1 When a man goes through the line broiled in a trade in which he re
he has got to make a bigger gain
Dated at Vernonia, Oregon on
refuse to be deceived any longer than a loss of three yar is, or it ceived the team of gray mules Hat
NOTICE is hereby given, that in
We demand justice in our football I ain’t football. Yessiree, the radio Heck Tombs brought over from the pursuance of a petition duly sign this 1st day of November 1927.
J. C. Lindley, Treasurer.
plays and we are going to have has got to give use better service Hayfork Valley last summer when ed by 20 freeholders, resident tax-'
Heck threw his lot amongst us.
133
City of Vernonia, Ore.
a square deal or we will quit, by
sub- Eb gave as his part of the deal payers and legal voters of Road
I
than
this
or
we
will
stop
our
I
heck, listenin’ in. Why, it was
District
Number
9
of
Columbia
I
Corvallis — Oregon Agricultural
one Ford of doubtful lineage, as
only a few Saturday’s ago that i scription.
MONEY
I
County,
Oregon,
and
presented
to
'
College enrolls 1300 freshmen.
it has been equipped with so tnany
two teams were playing in which I
SOCIETY
CANT
BUY
the
County
Court
of
Columbia
i
Oregon
forest
fire
losses
were
;
we had more than a cursory, so
Little Sophie Spindleshanks' ewe parts from other cars that even County, Oregon, a District Road
A BETTER OIL
to speak, interest. The kick-off lamb celebrated its first birthday henry himself wouldn’t recognize it. Meeting of the LEGAL VOTERS lower this year than any year
•than
since 1913.
But the car will run if you ever
was kicked. Spoopendyke, of Oid anniversary Tuesday.
of said Road District Number 9
McMinnville—$10,000 is budget
THE NEW
Calistan, was playing half, We
The literary club will meet next get it started, and it doesn’t eat will be held in the Parker hall,
knew Spookendyke personally, We j week with Mrs. Flyleaf Adkins at valuable hay when it isn’t working, one mile East of Vernonia, Oregon award for Salmon River road for
ZEROLENE
had known him ever since he was which time Shakespeare will be and that makes Heck ahead on on the 12th day of November, 1927, 1928.
knee high to a doodlebug,
We , given a chance to defend himself, the deal even if the mules were at the hour of 2:00 p. m. of said
Farm Reminders
able to get up in the morning w:th- day, said meeting to be for the
wanted his team to win. On the i
Oregon
hop kilns or prune dry
both
not,
1
CHALLENGING
THREATS
help
which
they
are
out
first play the announcer, in a
purpose of voting a SPECIAL ers are convenient this time of
BY VALIANT THREATENERS as old age has gripped its hoary
rich, ripe baritone, yelled: ' "Spook-
ROAD TAX in said Road District
endyke takes the ball. He makes
The feud which has been ex tentacles upon them with such firm of not to exceed ten mills on the year in drying seed corn. Where
‘Reason why (1OF MANY)
reasonably well matured, corn will
have
no
hands
that
their
joints
a lo-o-ng run around end.’’ Our isting between Cayucos Sam and
dollar, on all taxable property in stand a temperature of 150 de
more
elasticity
than
a
last
year
’
s
heart was in our, so to speak, the Siskiyou Kid is about to come
said Road District.
Q uality — the produd of
grees F. Nothing is gained by ex
mouth. We thought Spoopendyke to a head. It has been demonstrat- corset, Bearcat Boone say's the
49
years of refining experience.
Done
at
St.
Helens,
this
Oregon,
treme
drying
as
it
will
reabsorb
was going to cinch the game for ed on more than one occasion that mules are the only living forty 18th day of October, 1927.
moisture to some extent. Drying In STANDARD OIL COMMNV Of CALIFORNIA
Old Canstan in the first minute the Golden West is not big enough niners in this section, but Bearcat John Philip, County Judge.
of the play, till the announce" for two men to rule at one and is all wrong, even i if he wasn’t T. B. Mills, County Commissioner thin layers is most effective, as '
added: “Spoopendyke 's down! the same time, and this v.eek the trying to get off a joke which has J. N. Miller, County Commissioner I when attempts are made to dry [
it when spread more than a foot
Spoopendyke lost ten yards.”
following notice was postponed in whiskers on it a foot long, for
thick moisture gets away slowly and
SEE
Now, in the old days, when foot a prominent place on a dry goods any well-bred and cultured person
NOTICE OF CALL OF BOND
the corn sometimes sprouts, ex-.
ball was football, a lo-o-ng run box in front of the grocery store: knows that mules don’t live that
Doane
for
Dependability
Notice
is
hereby
given
to
the
around end didn’t mean a loss of Know all men by these here pres- long. However, the mules can be holders of the following bond of périment station men have found.
in
Unless
there
is
a
forced
draft
it
classed
as
pioneers,
as
the
Siski
ten yards. It meant a gain of ents: That on and after this date
the City of Vernonia, Columbia does not dry satisfactorily when Rebuilt Typewriters and
yards, or it wasn’t a long run when the Siskiyou Kid crosses my you Kid, who has been all over County, Oregon;
more than two or three ears deep.
Service
around the end. But the announcer path I won’t be responsible for and seen everything, says he re
Bond
No.
1
improvement
district
his
father
tell
members
hearing
103 West Park
122 3rd St.
was not thwarted by this miscalcu what happens to him.
Newport and Toledo telephone
No. 4, dated December 1, 1925,
Beacon 2050 Portland
lation. He comes back and yells:
(Signed) CAYUCOS SAM. about driving that team of mules said bond being in denomination lines to be rebuilt and modernized.
to haul supplies to the settlers who
“Spoopendyke again has the ball!
To which the Kid replied, the
He hits the line. He finds a bole ireply being written by Archimedes took part in the Modoc war. Eb
is always getting stung in a trade
big enough to drive
wugon I Puck, who can take dictat.on with and if it wasn’t for his wife he
either hand: To all relatives of wouldn't even have a kettle to boil
Cayucos Sam, greetings:
beans in.
If insurance has been took out
on Cayucos Sam, you had better
WITH THE POETS
get ready to appoint an adminis-
Ode To The Leaves
trator. If no insurance exists, you
(By Wampus Pete)
have just three days to take out The leaves of fall are falling:
same and I aint joking neither.
Are falling everywhere.
(Signed) THE SISKIYOU KID. They are falling on the hillsida,
A SAVINGS ACCOUNT in
(His (£) Mark),
And left a-lyin’ there.
This is the first real excitement The leaves of fal are falling:
this strong bank is an accom
that has threatened to happen in
I sadly chant their knell;
Cactus Flat since the days when For leaves of fall are falling,
plishment you may point to with pride. The minor sacrifices
men was men. A right lively in
And many done have fell.
terest is being manfested in the
The Pines
necessary for its accomplishment , are as nothing coni-
affair, and the citizenship generally
(By Miss Rosie Rootentoot)
is peeling off its coat and getting O, Mighty pines, your lofty tops,
pared to the advantages accruing through its ownership.
ready to take sides. Harsi words The west wind gently sways and
have been uttered by both prin
flops.
cipals in the affray, and it is great Your sturdy trunks bend not to
ly feared by all law abiding cit
Your telephone company, izens, of whom there are probably O, breeze,
monarchs of the forest trees,
thht more harsh words are O, mighty pines, the winters' chill,
owned by a steadily several,
in danger of being said.
Your hearts of gold can never kill,
But when the spring wakes you
growing list of individual
LOCAL NEWS
from slumber,
The ’49 dance held in the danc-
stockholders, has only ing pavilion over the Lightning You’ll find you’re scaled for grade,
A lumber.
livery stable last Saturday night
one function to fulfill. was
a very successful affair, the
POLITICS
That is to serve to the hall and several of the bbys be The Honorable William Hoots,
ing full to capacity.
candidate for president, delivered
Patty Hooper, the grocer, is another stinging rebuke to his op
best of its ability the ter
featuring some of the newest crea ponents this week when he came
ritory in which it oper- tions in secondhand stoves.
out flatfooted for law enforcement.
Rattlesnake Ike says he now has
ates.
ART
business enough to operate two
The foreman of the Catamount
shifts, but he is afraid to run his
print shop went over to the planing
still in the daytime.
Alf Stude. who has been em-j mill Tuesday to make a pane! for
Oregon Telephone ployed to rack balls in the pool; an ad.
••
hall, went on strike .his morning
in sympathy
l. . . with the miners In' Notice of District Road Meeting
Company
Road District No. 16, Columbia
Colorado.
County, Oregon
Jim Schultz found a nice angle ,
worm Sunday, but was arrested
NOTICE is hereby given, that in
pursuance of a petition duly signed
by 12 freeholders, resident tax-
payers and legal voters of Road
district Number 16 of Columbia
County, Oregon and presented to
the County Court of Columbia
County, Oregon, a District Road
Meeting of the LEGAL VOTERS
of said Road District Number 16
will be held in the Court Room
of the Justice of the Peace, Dis
trict No. 4 Vernonia, Oregon on'
the 12th day of November, 1927,
at the hour of 7:30 p. m. of said
day, said meeting to be for the
purpose of voting a SPECIAL
ROAD TAX in said Road District,
of not to exceed ten mills on the
dollar, on ail taxable property in
said Road District.
Done at St. Helens, Oregon,
18th day of October, 1927.
John Philip. County Judge.
T. B. Mills, County Commissioner
t
J. N. Miller, County Commissioner
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Notice of District Road Meeting
Road District No.
8.
Columbia
County, Oregon
NOTICE is hereby given, that in
pursuance of a petition duly sign
ed by 12 freeholders, resident tax
payers and legal voters of Road
District Number 8 of Columbia
County. Oregon, and presented to
line
the voumy
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»County, Oregon, , a District Road
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