TWO VERNONIA EAGLE Thursday, October 13, 1927 ■X THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT VOLUME 1 LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor NUMBER 20 | Reno, stating the terms bf her di-! et. THE LABORING MAN IS | Abe ENTITLED TO A PLANK VorCe. Eastern Oregon Has Real Beauty in Nature State Laundry Company University of Oregon, Eugene— Barlow has gons back to Prof. L. F. Henderson, research Slocum Hoppin, Cactus Flat ’ s the faith of his fathers and will With another presidential elec­ FOR GOOD LAUNDRY WORK fellow in batany and curator of the tion getting its wings in shape to brilliant and talented plumber, has plant cotton next spring, botany museum, is busily at work A geography teacher from the stare us in the face, we must girt made application to become a I classifying and placing in the her­ state college got lost in llog-Eye barium in Deady hall material whieh We call and deliver TUESDAYS and up our lions and get ready to ac-( knight of the bath. Miss Lsna Shanks, florist and Haines’ horse pasture last Surday. ho collected during the summer’s FRIDAYS—Leave orders with S. Wells, cept one of the numerous plat­ Ollie Larson who was arrested work in Malheur and Harney eoun- forms that will be thought out by dower raiser, has sent for a copy Tailor, Phone MAin 891 the best brains of the nation. of Spartacus’ Speech to the Glad­ for insanity, was tried by a jury ties. of his peers Monday. The summer’s work constitutes While on this subject, The Cata- iolus. During a recent raid on Rattle­ the second tour Professor Hender- Prof Flyleaf Adkins states that iboust is in favor of giving a good t solid plank to labor, for labor has one of the football boys will be snake Ike’s bootleg joint, three son has made for the University to ■»e— flora and museum specimens, been found necessary in what is out of the game for a few days jugs of whiskey and other valuable collect clues were discovered. No direct and his work will bring a valuable -V known locally as the scheme of on account of a broken leg. evidence, however, was obtainalee. addition to the University herbar­ things. Let it be a plank that is LOCAL AND PERSONAL Stude Prewn, of the basebail iums when classifications are com­ hewn to the line and which will nine, broke his best bat Monday In pleted. Mrs. Mescal Bill had the misfor ­ leave no doubt in the mind of the Professor Is Busy an argument with his wife. tune to wound a valuable hunting laboring man that all of the pol- ( University of Oregon, Eugene— itical parties are his best friend dog Tuesday when she took a shot POST OFFICE SWAMPED and stand ready at any time to i at her husband. BY GOBS OF MAIL W. F. G. Thacher has more mas­ Centipede Clark ran his car in­ ters than any other instructor on fall on his neck. Let the plank post office was swamped by The state that the party believes in to a tree the other day while star- the campus. Professor Thacher is bulky load of beautiful a large and a fair wage and a fair day's work, ing at a flapper. mail order catalogues this week, teaching advertising for the school Now is the best time of the year to fertilize your Fatty Hooper went on a diet and the laboring man will readily which caused the entire force and of journalism and the school of busi­ lawns and plant the seed to enable it to get the interpret it to mean that the wage this morning, but he had to aban­ his wife to labor unceasingly un­ ness administration and in addition he wants is a fair wage, and the don it about eleven o’clock, on til it had been distributed without to best start for next spring. ths he is giving a course in short account of getting hungry. I amount of work he wants to do Etory writing in the English de ­ Cactus Flat realty values went ^e]ar {av,orv *b ® e'tizens^ to in a day is a fair day’s work, i whom it had been addressed. D It is partment. Thus he is under the The laborer is worthy of his up another notch this week when .;nri nf three deans. r of Alf Stude took a new lease on i ire . ■ through , the patriotic j-nergy hire whatever that I means. Let us ' the mail order houses that the EVANGELICAL CHURCH Cayucas Sam took advantage of ' "" go on record, locally, statewide)}’, i citizens of such towns as Cactus, and nationally as being a fast an opportunity to get close to Mo-j Flat are enabled to send their Sunday school meets at 9:45 a.m. [ friend of the laboring man. Let ther Earth today when he was j money away for things upon which The service at 11 o clock will be us also promise ) to find him a bet- I bucked off by a wild hoss. in honor of the old people the ter job if he happens to lose the Old Quib Skills says there are ■ they are afraid the local storc- subject being, “The Staff of God.” the "human kecper mi S ht make a P rofif ’ Our one he has got. There is no prom­ 9,200,000,000 cells in t.._ ____ _ Christian Endeavor meeting at ise that is too good to make to the brain, the majority of which arc I citizens are always willing to take 7 p.m., Miss Alice Dübendorf, I advantage of the many points in vacant. laboring man. By the sweat of his Archimedes Puck reinforced his ' their favor when buying from a leader. The pastor will preach I bread he must eat his brow, and They have the again at 8 p. m. Prayer meeting he is entitled to the highest promise ! vocabulary this week while listen- I f mail order house, postage on the Wednesday evening at 8 o’clock. of paying Rv*îr» ns’•goffra«’ <1ß. in the deck. There should be a ing to the Rev. Ananias Etherblaz-1 —v , x_. , V ■ - rit.cii, and also on leiUr W. 1 ’ iumer, Pastor. G. er plav golf. first number of words in the laboring Scotty Macpherson offers a bil- ,etters that bave to be sent Iater man’s plank, no word of which is less than six cylinders from tip to lion dolalrs to the man who makes1'" order to make the n'ail order SEE tip. The laboring man appreciates a radio that won’t sound like an'houS€ understand what they wanted Doane for Dependability large and impressive words. He is explosion of tineware in a boiler1^be ^rst place, and when the factory. I stuff comes they have the further in more apt to express a preference Jeff Jones, an aviator in the'thriU ,of beinK Privileged to pay for the party which can come Rebuilt Typewriters and fre*ltht on ft, after which they nearer to enveloping the meaning late war, is preparing to make a ■ Service of the plank in impenetrable fog. non-stop flight over Alkali Lake Jare Permitted to have the daily 103 West Park 122 3rd St. Stine Kelp has sold his interest thri11 of wondering why the article The laboring man must be recog­ Beacon 2050 Portland in a well-drilling outfit and will d ' dn ’ t l oo* like its picture. nized as a voting unit. Let us I FALL IS STILL APPROACHING get our heads together and think take up poetry. Miss Roseola Hicks’ fourth grade up something immortal in the way I As we go to press it is with a of words to hand the laboring man, language class will go out for I feeling of exuberative exultation or if there is a back copy of a six shooter practice Saturday. Constable Twist Newton has I over the astounding fact that the platform that has been used in been employed as a detective to i autumnal period of the year call- past elections, we can adopt the ied fall is closing its tentacles labor plank into to and in full, investigate the Price of Fame. The Hon. Wadleigh Porter de­ tighter upon us. The punkin Is which will eliminate lots or hard I turning yellow in the cornfield and livered - a — lengthy work on our part. ,-------- -o—- speech r-™. at the , a great deal of the fodder is wait- f ‘•»Dw Chamber VC Cactus Flat has a number of,last of VUUYV1D« Converse meeting, | ing to be stacked. The wild duck sterling men who labor on occas __ ­ I which was listened to respectfully is making preparations to depart woJld A SAVINGS ACCOUNT in ions and The Catamount x. __ _ by those left I hence from his native heath and like to point with unblemished pride 1 While looking for work last I hie himself hitherward to the sun­ this strong bank is an accom­ to the interest that the political wetek Heck Tombs accidentally ran ny south, of which Cactas Flat is into a job, but he retreated graoe- parties are taking in them. an integral part. The wild gelose plishment you may point to with pride. The minor sacrifices fully. • i SOCIETY PAGE Bearcat Boone, the barber, has is also ready to take wing and I soar into unconquered regions, necessary for its accomplishment are as nothing com- Lem Barlow is the recipient of been awarded the contract to scale which reminds us forcefully end a nice letter from his Wife in a batch of fish for the meat mark- poignantly that Mescal Bill has pared to the advantages accruing through its ownership. several charges of buckshot in store for any wild duck, goose, crane or mudhen that comes in range of his unerring aim. Lawn Seed and Fertilizer I Use Long Burning Fuel Place your orders early for Coal and Bricquettes Vernonia Trading Co Point With Pride BACKYARDS CLEANED UP OQTLAND ^-OREGON/ Oct.29-Nov.5 $109,000 in Premium* - 17th Annual Exposition combines Dairy Producta Show, world-renowned Horse Show» National Wool Show, Northwest Fox Show, Manufacturers' and Land Producta Show, Boys' and Girls' Club Work. Covers 10 acres, exhibiting America's prize Pure Bred Beef and Dairy Cattte. Horse», Sheep, Mog«, Goat*, Foxes. Largest Premium List ever offered. Portland, Oregon, Oct. 29 • Nov. 5. Reduced fares all railroad«. It is with a feeling of unpardon­ able pride that the sterling editor of The Catamount records the historic fact that a number of our, progressive citizens have cleaned 1 n their backyards and have re-1 moved the junk and other debris 1 that has been accuriiulating for I the Lord knows how long. Never in the history of ’our fair young I city has a village been made to, look so much like an enterpking town, and it all came about, through an accident, as you might say. Alf Stude testified before a number of citizens in front of .the' postoffice that he had hid a bot­ tle of imported Scotch in some- ' body’s backyard while in a dozed state last Saturday night. Tobe Spillers writes from sas that the citizens ~-of that in-! vincible commonwealth are enjoy-, ing liberty as they can no.v smoke a cigarette without hidirg behind the barn. Total of 3051 Students Listed Thursday Eve niversity of Oregon, Eugene— total full time registration of students at the University of 3,051 registered yesterday, indicates that a total for the year of more than 3300 can be expected, it was an­ nounced by Earl M. 1'allett, regis­ trar. Last year the total enroll­ ment, including the medical school was 3277. Medical school students this year number 223 of the total. Including extension and corres­ pondence course students the figure is now 7,753. At the close of business yester­ day several students still had regis­ tration material out and probably a score or more will turn in their cards today and Saturday. Grad­ uate students have until Saturday at noon to register without pay­ ment of late filing fees. The total Eugene enrollment last year at this time was 2810, and it increased to 2810. Thia latter figure has been exceeded in Eugene, it is stated, when registration is complete Saturday. BANK OF VERNONIA Camel The cigarette that leads by billions » ► » ! Just to state a great truth in another way—Camel is so exactly what so many smokers want that no other brand is even a close second. If all cigarettes were as good as Camel you wouldn't hear anything about special treat­ ments to make cigarettes good for the throat. Nothing takes the place of choice tobaccos. -