< Thursday, October 6, 1927. VERNONIA EAGLE THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT VOLUME 1 TWO LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor NUMBER 19 CACTUS FLAT NEEDS | of cake contributed by the Palace when Miss Sophie Dottie promised BEAUTIFUL PARK of Beans Cafe, a graham cracker to love, humor, and obey. Miss Toelle Tatum, the milliner In keeping with the spirit of contributed by Fatty Hooper, the modern progress, the progressive grocer, and a glass of milk con- had many new things on display and unparsimonious little city of I tributed by Bearcat Boone’s cow. at the county fair when she fell Doc Toomey, the dentist, has out of a sv.ing. ’ Cactus Flat should lay the ground­ work for a beautiful and attrac­ I ordered another batch of Portland ASX ME ANOTHER tive park, a park that would be cement for filling purposes. What is America’s principal im- a treat to the eye of not only LOCAL NEWS port from Scotland? our own citizens, who do not How many payments are there know much about beauty and at- I Mescal Bill, who has been hunt- | ing big game in the high sierras before the car is yours? tourists tractiveness, but also to How much did you lose on the from all over the world and in­ I for twenty years brought down his surance agents and bill collectors first sparrow of the season today. Tunney-Dempsey massacre? What Constitutional Amendment from the county seat who have! Alf Stude has a new attachment occasional business in our charm- ! on his car, placed there by the is being flagrantly violated your community? j sheriff. ing midst. How many rods are there Sparkplug Sparks, local Ford A park gives a town, a com- a chain of circumstances? distributor, distributed another car city, or even 3 wide munity, a What interest does the bank place in the road, an air that It this week. charge on yojr note? Cube Roots said he trusted his wouldn’t have if it didn’t have 3 How long was Jack Dempsey out park. Some years ago the natives fellowman the other day and got on his feet? How long was Gene of Los Angeles had some money a usedup car with four worn out Tunney out on his neck? left over when they got through inner tubes, a burnt bearing, two W’hat two famous Americans paying their police force and their tight valves a rickety steering have stated that they will not gear, a bent axle and a leaky top. health officer, and they put this Cactus Flat lost one of its best for the presidency? How muih extra money into a park, and citizens Tuesday when Oliver you bet? since that time Los Angeles has Twitch Do you still think Dempsey tried to beat engine No. been forging steadily ahead until 99 in a come back? race for the crossing. today it is notorious all over the ] The Honorable William Hoots, STARTLING NEWS FROM ALL world. Cactus Flat might double OVER THE WORLD its population at a moments no­ candidate for president, has re- tice if our citizens had a mun­ ceived the unanimous endorsement | Sycamore Slim writes from the icipal park that was forever star­ of the Chamber of Converse as i little frontier village of Los An- ing them in the face. There is no spieler for the hot dog stand at j giles that the real estate firm he is working for, has bought a more noble calling than to eat a the community fair. Mrs. Mescal Bill has recently in­ I safety razor and will divide an- quiet sandwich under a shady tree stalled a new nest in tier hen ocner subdivision into lot3. overhead while sitting on the green The latest bulletin from Geneva grass underfoot. A silver’’ lagoon, house, which was put in for the of laying hens, It is states that they will again take kept full from the overflow of convenience unique in conception and design up the matter Mud Creek with schools of shin­ of disarmiment just ing goldfish paddling aimlessly having been made from an old as soon as the Boulder Dam squab­ canned goods box, filled with straw. ble is settled. about, would add a picturesque The capitalistic system suffered touch to the tout ensemble of the Harve Hade, who is traveling in whole. Or even catfish might be another blow this week when Alf the Levant, writes that Egypt has Stude took his labor off the market. raised with success. passed an ordinance to prevent Flowers could be planted, from! Centipede Clark was struck by American tourists from spitting a train today while cranking his which dainty little bees could flit Ford. tobacco juice on the base of the Sphinx. to their burrows, carrying loads Cayucas Sam, who travels all of honey to their young. Easter Miss Dovey Sweeney, who won egg hunts ¿ould be held in season over the high sierras without a the beauty prize at the county guide, got lost in the Ferry building and. all national matters could be fair and went to Hollywood to settled by our sterling citizens set in San Francisco the other day. break into the movies, writes that Miss Germadine Whistledown and after much walking 3he nas beneath the venerable oaks after they would have time to grow j Horatius Caesar Hoople were unit- cu’ed a position as dish v-«.:he led in the holy wedlock of matri-l a restaurant. from tender acorns. Maybe a radio could be installed i mony last Sunday by Judge Slew-' Statistics on the Demp3ey-Tun- and we could hear our prize fights cum. The bride will remain at the! ney boxing bout show that fifty of her parents until the per cent of the betting fraternity and sermons on the same memora­ home groom gets a job. I ble spot. Let us get ahead of of Cactus Flat guessed wrong. Archimedes Puck, who has taken Squaw Valley, and Devils Den, and The constitution has withstood I up astronomy, has bought a pair Whiskey Slide, and Bobtown, and 140 years of politics, but there are of stilts to aid him in scanning all of the rest of our rivals who the heavens. some who don’t believe it can sur­ are striving tooth and nail to be vive a special session of congress. Rattlesnake Ike, our local boot- the metropolis of the sagebrush The Standard Oil Company suf­ belt. Let us erect a park from the I logger, has petitioned Constable fered a severe loss the other day | Twist Newton to arrest transient ground up, with all the latest and when the manager of the local fill­ most up to date appliances, includ­ j bootleggers, who are taking the ing station overflowed Bearcat hard-earned money of our citizens Boone’s tank. ing a band and hot dog stand, and I out of town. a rustic bridge made out of pine In a letter to his sv. »ethcart in Blums Will Hit Home Trail slabs that could be bought for al­ Mrs. Ducy Blum writes from most nothing from the sawmill ón the. Latin quarter of San Fran­ cisco, Clem Mosher transcribed the Mexico that they will have to cut Roaring River. following lines: You may paint, their visit short _ as ____ __ „___ , her daughter, SOCIETY PAGE you may powder, those lips if you i Miss Acey Blum has been ailing The little sunbeams of the M. will, but the odor of garlic will [ever since their arrival on the coast of that country, and the E. church were given a treat Sun­ cling to them still. day afternoon, each sunbeam gorg- Another wedding _ was pulled off doctor says she is troubled with ing him or her self with a hunk in Whiskey Slide Wednesday noon Vera Cruz veins. Disivibution Without W«/2-.79c tú 12 Syrup $2.98 Tuna Flakes Mission Brand Pure Cane and . Maple 51b. tin cans 2 Cans ......... 28C 89c 12 cans $1.55 Strawberry Preserves Government figures show that more Camels are being smoked today than ever before. One after another Camels passed them all. 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