FOUR
Thursday, September, 1 1927.
VERNONIA ZAGLE
I i hat can compare to Ed Wynn’s by our government from outside
And in Vernon:
nine’
___ 1.1 i not 90 per cent, nor nine
initial starring
picture
“Rubber interference. Without proper pro­
per cent no, i cannot be conceded that
The Majestk:
Heels” which the Majestk theatre tection, sugar factories would be­
even one per cent of.our women are home-
i : hows oMnday.
come idle and an industry which
□hn Gilbert Fight* Ernest Torrence
supplies bread
and
butter for
iy-
I
William Powell—Sword man
There are di ferent standards of judg- This was the big fight c ent at Crosisng swords with Bi Dan­ thousands of farmers and workmen,
would be nipped in the bud, and
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studios,
ing feminine pulchritude. Turks and E ki- le suiting
in several knockouts for iels threatens to become a habit our nation left entirely dependent
mos are said most to admire women who i >rrence, who had to emerge victor ith William Powell. The first pic- on foreign sugar supplies.
ay, plump, well-rounded, moon­ 1 >r several close-ups and a few ture in which he appears with Miss
Issued every Thursday
! per year in Advance are, let u
faced. Others prefer the svelt type. Ideas ong shots” from different angles. Daniels, “Dangerous oMney,” Pow­ It is estimated reductions in
The big fight scent is one of the ell played the role of a fencing railway rates since their peak in
Entered as Second Class Matter, Aii/n t 1, 1922 at the concerning beauty vary.
>ening thrills in “Twelve Miles instructor. In Bebe Daniels’ latest 1921 will save the traveling and
Post Office at Vernonia, Ore -on, under the
The Standard dictionary, defining ut” Gilbert’s new Metro-Goldwyn- . Paramount production “Señorita” shipping public a billion dollars this
Act of March 3, 1879
“beautiful” says: “The definition of, ayer vehicle which comes to the which comes to the Majestic thea­ year.
‘beauty.’ ‘perfection of form,’ is a good key ajestic theatre Saturday. Gjlbert, tre on Tuesday and Wednesday,
MARK E. MOK, Editor
Powell appears as a swaggering
to the meaning of ‘beautiful,’ if we under­ I tying a motorcycle rider in a bully
of the pampas and again en­
W. O. W. Vernonia camp No. 655
1
stand ‘form’ in its widest sense.” It is sub­ ¡asure pier concession, and Tor- gages
in sword play with the star. meets every Monday night at sev-'.
ace, playing the ruler of a band 1
mitted that under the terms of this det’ini-,
A GREAT MONTH
rum-runners, battle with bare This time Miss Daniels gets he thirty at the Grange Hall. Visiting
and scores touches on her members welcome.
tion (if we understand “form” in its wid­ ts in this scene until Gilbert revenge
1
A. F. KOSTER C. C.
For three things are we grateful to the est sense) all women are beautiful. The I vanquished, and this starts a >rmer instructor.
C. C. DUSTEN CLERK.
ot
by
which
Gilbert
shifts
from
dictionary
goes
on
to
say,
however,
that
1
Betty Bronson Starred
month of September. They are Fall, foot­
.«ts
to
wits
and
gives
the
other
When flapper daughter becomes
ball and oysters. A more popular trio is “there must be harmony and unity, and
Vernonia Lodge, No. 184 A.
in a battle of presumptuous, high hat or “ritzy,”
difficult to imagine and as the good in human beings spiritual loveliness, to < its bad as a tiie drubbing
F. & A. M., meets at Grange
other did him in a don't spank the darling child, just
things in life usually comes singly we are constitute an object or a person really conflict of knuckles.
Hall every Second • and
kid her along. That’s what Ritzy
thrice thankful for the providence of Sep­ beautiful.”
Fourth Thursday nights.
Brown’s father does in Betty Bron­
Star in Unusual Story
Visitors Welcome
tember.
No attempt will be made to answer for
son’s new Paramount picture “Rit­
Menjou plays sophisticat- zy” which arrives at the Majestic
K. A. McNeill, Secretary.
There is an axiom that oysters are in the women of Chicago as to whether they 1 Adolph
Parisian roles better than any theatre Thursday and Friday Ritzy
season in the eight months of the year possess the additional requirement of < her actor on the screen, it is refuses
to marry a clean-cut Ame­
having the letter “R” in their names. We spiritual loveliness. But it can be said in ' enerally admitted. In “Evening rican and
insists on a titled hus-
Clothes,
’
*
coming
Sunday
to
the band to Papa and a certain young
are not informed whether there is an af­ behalf of the fair ones of Vernonia, with­
I.O.O.F.—Vernonia Lodge
No.
theatre, he is again cast gentleman put their heads together 246 meets every Thursday night
finity between these months and oysters out fear of successful contradiction, that as ajestic
a
Parisian,
but
he
is
not
the
because the letter “R” is also in the word they have this, as well as unity ana har- ly boulevardier all the way and—well Elinor Glyn has provid­ at 8 o’clock, in Grange hall. Vis-
ed a number of novels, amusing itors always welcome.
oyster or it is just a coincidence. Neither many.
through the picture. He is first twists. Richard Rosson directed a Work in the 3rd degree Aug. 30.
do we know the discoverer of'the circum­
r ‘en in an
absolutely
different cast headed by James Hall. Miss
M. E. Graven, N. G.
THE COUNTY FAIR
laracterization, as a French coun­ Bronson’s leading man. “Ritzy” is
stance, and the author of the axiom. How­
John Galssmer, Sec.
try
gentleman,
who
although
of
an original screen story by Mada­
ever, it is neither axiom nor secret that
background find tre- me Glyn.
AMERICAN LEGION AUXILIARY
we are glad September has an “R” some­ Starting Wednesday of next week, and r ristocratic
endous wealth, has enough of
continuing
until
Saturday,
.Columbia
coun
­
Meet* firat and third Mon­
where among her nine letters and we are
A Dependable Farm Crop
I e homely manners of the soil to
days of each month at
not particular in what style the first oy­ ty’s annual fair will be an attraction at ■ pel the dainty Paris bride with The sugar beet is one of
the Legion Hall.
Deer Is], rid of many residents of,this di­ ' hose parents he arranges a match. most dependable farm crops
sters are served.
McGraw, President
Virginia Valli is leading woman. western states. Due to the policy of
vision
of
the
state
of
Oregon
as
well
as
To September also are we indebted for
the big sugar refining companies,
lubber Heel»” a “Wynner"
fair autumn. Where the summer is hot and thousands from other sections.
Vernonia Post
there is always a sure market with
Ed Wynn Scream on Screen a minimum price fixed, and the
119, American Le-
The permanent fair grounds at Deer
the winter cold there is no season quite
gion. Meets second
to such gentle- farmer who puts in a few acres
so delightful as autumn. It is without the Island have done much toward stabilizing i en With as apologies
and fourth Tues,
O
’
Sullivan
and
Goodyear,
of
sugar
beets
is
sure
of
his
tax
extremes of temperature, is comfortably the interest in this annual show. By add­ i ight we suggest another remedy money and spare change for the
S days each month, 8
warm at day and somniferousiy cool a* j ing to the facilities each year, which f r that> down-in-th-mouth or down- winter.
p.m.
H. _ E. ____
Me-
Graw, Commander.
night, is an acid to efficiency work and seems necessary because of the demand i -the heel feeling? For a general There is no better sugar than
an irresistible urge to recreation. In all it by exhibitors for more space, more and juvenating process, toning up and that made from beets and the in- Nehalem Chapter 153, O. E. S.
is a season in which to live to the utmost. better accommodations for displays and ' jection of pep, there’s nothing dustry should be fully protected
Regular communi­
cation
first
and
Thirdly, September hears the first thud visitois are provided.
third Wednesdays
of the pigskin and the first thrill blast of It is regretable that the Nehalem valley
of
each
month.
referee's whistle. The nation in September is not better represented each year among
All visiting sisters
the,
agricultural,
livestock,
and
other
dis
­
turns its eyes away from vacations and
and brothers wel­
baseball to feast them upon the gridiron. plays that show those interested in a
come.
Recent development of football in the col­ short space of time the ability of the coun­
Bessie
M.
Leona McGraw, Secretary.
leges, universities, public schools and ath­ ty to produce. These fertile fields are cap-
letic clubs has made it a national sport able of producing innumerable quantities
Mountain Heart
where once it was strictly a college game. of foodstuffs and other products that in
Rebekah
Lodge No. 243
years
to
come
will
mark
it
as
the
greatest
When football season opens the whole na­
No. 243, I.O.O.F., meets every sec­
* •
tion is kin, class barriers erected by educa­ agricultural center of the county.
ond and fourth Thursdays in
Grange hall, Vernonia. Visitors al­
tion are dropped and player and spectator In the interest of furthering the cause
ways welcome.
play the game for all there is in it.
of agriculture in this section, it is the duty
Mrs. Viola Treharne, N.G.
Every month of the year’s twelve has of every farmer, dairymen, lumberman,
Mrs. Hazel Thompson, Sec.
merchant
or
professional
mart
or
woman
1
something which makes life worth while
but September seems most bountifully en­ to view the showings at the Columbia coun­
J. MASON DILLARD
ty fair that a better realization of the
dowed with the “better attractions.’’
county’3 producing ability may be gained.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Next to Carkin Cleaning Works
SCHOOL DAYS
To think agriculture, know agriculture,
Here Every Wednesday
and talk agriculture by every resident of
School days, school days, saddest and I the Nehalem will be the greatest impetus
DR. ELLA WIGHT
gladdest of the year. Saddest for children toward the establishment of this district
OR. C. J. WIGHT
who, with the first day of school, must I in serving its best purpose after the tim-
CHIROPRACTORS
bid farewell to the freedom of vacation I ber is gone.
Rheumatism, Neuritis, Stomach,
days and gladdest to mothers who then
Liver and Intestinal Troubles
begin their vacation.
A HIGHER EDUCATION
Delayed Menstruation
It is hard for outdoor and play-loving
boys to return to school, but after a day . In a feW weeks the schools giving what
or two they find that school isn’t a bad IS known as a higher education will open
LESTER SHEELEY
place to be after all. The three R’s are their doors for the first term of the 1927-1
Attorney-at-Law
not such a bitter pill when taken with 28 school year. The state institutions of
liberal doses of sport, recess games and Oregon are to be highly recommended to
Vernonia
Oregon
school-days’ championship. There have Oregon youth for further study in their
been two revolutionary developments in chosen professions and from an economic
DR. W. H. HURLEY
education—free schools and ’popular i standpoint they are most desirable, as
schools. Once parents could not keep their ¡students living in this state who attend
DENTISTRY AND X-RAY
children in school. Now they could not institutions in other states are required in­
Evenings by Appointment
Office over Brown Furniture Store.
keep them out of school. The schools, not variably to pay a high non-resident fee.
Vernonia
Oregon
the children, deserve the credit.
. It is m necessary that a stated.amount,
Mother breaths a sigh of relief when isuch as $2000. be on hand for the im-j
school opens for then she can pi ck the m< d
of th« student contemn at ing
M. D. COLE
1’ttle Indians off to school and enjoy a colhge. Tn fact any amount is worth con-'
few hours of peace and quiet, but when siderablc less than the ingrained desire to|
DENTIST
the summer recess arrives she will wel­ learn. The college town does not exist
come relief from those two “packings’.’ a • where there is not employment to help a
Vernonia
Oregon
day. Teachers who have had practical ex­ student in need of funds.
perience in getting a child ready for It is far better to stay out of college be­
MARK EVERY GRAVE
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school can appreciate what they ask when tween the . econd and third years than to
At Reduced Prices
MOWERS
they urge their pupils to report each sess­ wait a year before starting, as by that
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ion with clean faces and hands, clean time the student is more certain of what
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RAKES
clothes, hair combed and teeth clean.
he wants to do and can work at the pro­
Fourth and MAin St.
Hillsboro.
Soon the great trek back to the school­ fession or calling that he intends to fol­
room will begin and the shouts and laugh­ low. \ year’s practical experience outside
SEPARATORS
ter will not be distingusihable from those of school should be required of every
that accompanied the equally great exodus student before a diploma is granted, as1
CULTIVATORS
last spring.
that is a most vital part of one’s education.
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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
The nicest thing about neighbor's chil­
dren is they never turn out as badly as
The Chicago professor who has gained you expect.
a little brief notriety by iiis declaration
that 90 per cent of the women are homely,
It's a great life if you don’t believe in
probably is one of those odious “efficiency everything you see. hear, think or know.
experts.” They reckon evervthing in per­
centages. Whatever he is. he is woefully There are people who never lose an
off his base in making such an assertion. opportunity to enjoy being miserable.
Ninety per cent, indeed! Not even in
Chicago, we venture to say, will so largely You are not old, not as long as you
a proportion of homely women be found. joy living.
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Brazing Works
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on
Rose
Phone MAin 343
Vernonia Trading Co.
Portland Office
Auto Freight Terminal
E. Water and Yamhill Streets
EAst 8226
Office No. 11
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