Thursday, August 11, 1927
Bl»”'
VERNONIA EAGLE
each sheering since 1922, dispo-ing
in the market of these ewes which
NUMBER 11 failed to meet a standard in age,
VOLUME 1
LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor
physical condition, lamb production,
NEWS NOTES FROM THE
ITEMS FROM HITHER AND YON TOURISTS MUST CONCEAL
conformation and fleece producing
COLOSSAL
IGNORANCE ability.
TEMPLE OF THE ANGELS
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Mrs. Bearcat Boone broke a val-i
A standard fleece weight of 7
The Catamount wants it editor­
(By Skymore Slim)
uable broom handle Tuesday whil«*i
ially understood that the next tour­ pounds was agri <1 upon by Mr.
Tjiore has been a rift in the I
ist from the east or middling west Sherlock and the extension repre-
loot and the Temple is In grave ■ christening her husband.
Quite a number of Cactus Fiat who stops right plumb smack In sentatives, and all ewes with fleece
danger of being split up into fac-
tions if the chosen do not reach house wives are visiting over thé the center of our fair young city under that weight were culled, with
an agreement.
Mother
Kennedy I back yard fences since Aimee's re- and asks where Cactus Fiat is, .s exception of a few with marked
tendencies,
The
going to get his name in the pu- lnmb-producing
wants to handle the cash, and, turn to the front page.
This culled sheep were replaced with
thereby hangs a snag, There are |
per in no uncertain tones,
Ray Vaughn, who plays the sax­ stupendous and collosal ignorance yearlings, and rams of heavy fleece
several others who like to fondle
the lucre, including Almee. The ophone, was given another chance of the geography of this wonder­ characteristics were used in mat-
ful
country
which
gave
him ing.
sick, the lame and the halt are i by Judge Siewenm today.
receiving very little attention while I Miss Rosie Rootentoot, who re- birth has got to be stopped by Mr.: As a result 790 ewes sheared
the funds are in jeoparay. Each i cently took up' literature, has been Tourist or we will know the rea­ 10 pounds or more in 1927, com­
pared with but 180 in 1923, while
Angel is striving valiantly to get successful in having
„ one
___ of her son why. It is no uncommon thing
his or her hands on same. Moth- testimonials published in a patent for a long-eared flivver hound to only 30 sheared less than 7 pounds
under
that
whiz down the middle of our spec­ compared with 234
er Kennedy loved her daughter, medicine almanac,
tacular main street and slam on j weight in 1923. In addition, a lamb­
But she’ll be jiggered if she’ll let
Mayor Abe Barlow wrote to his brakes in front of the filling! ing percentage of 95 per cent was
go of the swag without a fight.
Words of a personal nature are Washington to get President Coo­ station and ask the proprietor of i maintained.
being said on both sides, with Mo­ lidge’s views on a third term, but same where this here lows of Cac-| “Sheepmen the state over are
tus Flat is. It is not only an in- giving their attention to the Sher­
ther Kennedy winning on points. the reply was unsatisfactory.
lock figures,” says Mr. Lindgren.
Mother Kennedy learned several
Luke Warner, a prominent I. W. suit to his own intelligence but
owners
are
demanding
words while residing in the lumDer W. of Cactus Flat, expects to give it is an insult to the community “Flock
camps of the north. Her delivery up his card and will join the Los spirit and civic integrity of every shearing qualities as well as other
man, woman and child who have necessary qualifications in select­
is forceful and
eloquent.
Four Angeles water commission.
done their utmost to place our I ing rams. Through culling out low
ounce gloves have been suggested
i
Mid Creek reached flood stage town on the map.
but the Rev. Elmer Gantry said
I producers, the Sherlock flock has
This outspoken manner ol speak­ been built up with a better brane
this is one case that must
be Tuesday when Wiley Hawse spilled
ing will not be cajoled any longer. of ewes, more uniform In body con­
handled without gloves.
a bucket of water.
Either by or- . formation, with heavier and better
It must be stopped.
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Mother Kennedy has been advis­
Miss Goldie Boone had a coming- dinance or by a righteous uprising! quality fleeces.’’
ed by leaders of the flock to go out party Tuesday night when
her of our entire populace.
We do
back to her old man, who is rich lingerie clasp broke.
W. O. W. Vernonia camp No.
not want to become a laughing 655 bave jnvjted a
and works on the Hudson River,
number of
—---- neighboring camps to join them In
The latest reports from the Hud-
Jeff Jones, an aviator In the stock for every flea-bitten, , r
mangy
son state that the old man is mak- late war , went into a nose dive spavined, lop-eared, pop-eyed, gnat-i a -jcnic Augugt 21, at Sheeley’s
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ing preparations to leap into the Monday when his F ord struck a brained traveler who visits our crove. Gameg raceSi
tug-of-war,
metropolis either through accident batbinlr etc wi„ be tbfi main fea
river.
tree.
or design.
tures.
Mother Kennedy has been offer­
Mescal Bill’s mule attended the
ed three conditions upon which to Missouri picnic
Tuesday.
INDIAN KNEW PRINTERS
An i explosion occurred in the
eyacuate the Temple. She can get
An Oklahoma editor tells of
out with a pension, she can get
Prof. Flyleaf Adkins, who left Rev. Ananias Etherblazer’s home
1
breaking seven bottles. an Indian who same into his office
out with kind words of praise for a few weeks ago for Honolulu, last night,
to pay for his paper, The editor
her work in the past, or she can writes back that considerable wa­
took the money; then the Indian
just get out.
ter was encountered while cross- GRAND THRILL OFFERED
IN MUD TURTLE RACE wanted a receipt. The editor tried
Hysterics are being enjoyed in ing the Pacific ocean.
to talk him out of it. Mr. Indian
both camps, Confessions and court
Tentative arrangements have been insisted. After making it out, the
proceedings are promised, Snitch-
completed in full for the grand and editor wanted to know why he was
AULD LANK TYNN
ing is in order. Revelations may
spectacular turtle race on Friday so persistent about wanting
be revealed. Blood is thicker than
(By Wampus Pete)
afternoon between the hours of 4 ceipt.
water but cold cash is thicker than John
Rockefeller, my Jo, John,
and 5 o’clock after the mail is put
The Indian
some
both of them.
When we were first acquent,
up if the train gets in on time. time. Go to big gate and St Peter
Bearcat Boor.e, who is sojourn­ I
filled my car with gas, John—
The race will be between Mayor ask if I been good Indian, I say
ing in Los Angeles, says Mother
But the darn thing never went. A E g Barlow’s pet mud turtle, Tor- I yes. He say, "Did you pay editor
Kennedy is on the verge of talk­
toise Tillie, and Bearcat Boone's | for paper?” I say yes. He say,
ing and if he wuz in Aimee’s shoes
wild mud turtle which he caught ‘Where is receipt? I no have it.
he would fold his tent and silently
SPORT SECTION
on Mussle Slough while he was in I have to run all over hell to find
fork over the keys to Ma.
Promoter Tex Rickard went over swimming and it snapped onto his you and get receipt.”—The Argon­
Friends of Mr. and Mrs. Ebe- to the picture gallery today to toe with both jaws and wouldn't aut.
nezer Squills will be glad to learn
let go until he pried its mouth
buy a frame for the next fight.
Hogs are among the chief en­
open with a can opener.
that the stork visited their ranch
emies
to the young growth in on
early Sunday morning and left
Bearcat’s turtle has a little the
Kid Loco, welterweight welter of
six pretty black and white spot­ Coyote Gulch, knocked himself out edge in size, but some of the boys cut-over Iongleaf pine lands. In
ted pigs.
are putting their money on the one season hogs killed 8,320 two-
Tuesday while shadow boxing.
wild turtle because it has more year old Iongleaf seedlings on an
,
BIG FISH FRY
Tex Rickard says prize fighting pit up and git about
acre tract. The seed, or ' "i ’mast,”
it, having
Last Saturday a number of oui will not pay unless radio fans are lived next to nature in
of Iongleaf pine is devoured as
the great
citizens motored and muled to up- willing to stand an assessment of out doors where peace
food by hogs, and the seedlings
and con-
per Mud Creek where a gigantic two-bits each. He estimates fifty tentment rain. Coals of
have a thick, spongy, mucilaginous
living fire
jud gorgeous fish fry was held, million fans listen in, which would
will be placed on the backs of the bark on the roots much sought by
^B ll a, ,d pepper and meal and net twelve and a quarter million
turtles to make them scoot, which Ilogs 111 luf spl’n.^ wl.'en i.ii. giouuu
^Bee to grease the skillets were dollars.
It would make a tidy mode of procedure has the endorse­ is soft, This damage to the trees
along for the purpose and sum, split one way.
ment of the biology class of the can be prevented only by fencing
BHHtime one of the iutri pM
against the hogs.
Bearcat Boone was absent from high school, as the race is to be
H^Bwmild yank a trmit from the
Giving various privileges on the
run in the interest of science, the
church
last
Sunday
on
account
of
^^^B stream the
women
folks
farm, including allowances of farm
object
of
the
race
being
to
see
Wff divest Mr. Trout of his vitals the Saturday night poker game
products in addition to wages, is
not breaking up until Monday which turtle can make the best an important means of attracting
him ready for the feast.
time between the starting post and
B^Msad accident almo>* ii-ipp.-: •. < I morning.
a given point.
Proceeds, if any, and holding good farm hands, says
Scotty Macpherson lost a
While hunting for bear In the will be applied toward the purchase the United States department of
Jraluable bait in the stream and Hi"h Sierras last week, Cayucos
of land to equip a zoological gar­ agriculture. These things if bought
sprang into the water like a i de- Sam ran
i
upon a big cinnamon with den where wild animals ard two- at city prices would cost more than
mon to rescue it. Scotty was pull- two cubs, but before he could
headed calves will be cooped up double their farm value. Working
ed out below the third falls în P raise his gun to shoot, Sam was:
to show visitors. Bring your sup- men not on farms would more of­
badly used condition. After that two miles
1
away and headed for ner in a bag, as the race might ten consider farm work as an oc-
he tied his bait on with steel i
home.
last for a long time.
THE CACTUS FUT CATAMOUNT
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National Radio Audition I sponsorship
Contest is Inaugurated mittee will
committee. This com-¡will hold local auditions. The chief
arrange first for organ- qualification for young singers de­
I ization of local committees to man­ sirous of entering the audition is
The state of Oregon will be the age community auditions or sing­ that they shall be non-professionals,
next to fall into line to partici­ ing contests which will be the pre­ between 18 and 25 years of age.
pate in the National Radio Aud­ liminary events in Oregon’s par­
Indication that culling of low-
ition launched by the Atwater Kent I ticipation in the National Radio !
producing sheep gives
a better
Foundation. Roscoe
C.
Mitchell, Audition. Some outstanding citizens, «------
re-
will be invited to act as chairmen, j wool 1 _ yield is seen in the 1927
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■eld manager for the foundation
Local committees will be appoint- 1 port of the college extension ser-
■¡arrive in Portland this week
for state
headquarters, ed in towns and cities throughout , v*ce from the Ned Sherlock ranch
near Lakeview. A fleece average
will emanate all activities the state, for the holding of pre-1
singing contests. The „ lo-1 increase of nearly 1 *4 pounds has
^^■cted with the search through liminary
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been obtained through a five-year
for promising amateur sing-
t
I
systematic culling program in a
tember.
The
state
audition
B^Bioth young men and young
I the radio will be held in OctoDer,1 flock of from 1500 to 1800 Ram­
^■n.
bouillet ewes’.
Mitchell will canvass the l from a state center to be selected
Cooperating with H. A. Lindgren,
Py to enlist the cooperation of by Mr. Mitchell.
The state audition will be par- livestock specialist for the exten­
Me and social organizations, ed-
ntional leaders and men and wo- ticipated in by two singers—one sion service, and the Lake county
Mr.
Sherlock
Bn interested in the advancement young man and one young woman, agricultural agent,
T vocal culture, to serve as a state from each of the communities that has checked his breeding flock at
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
, FlNNEV. M? Bet?
i ' m asking members of ctR \\
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SPECIAL ANO NEEW ÖAUS£ -JZ
By F. O. Alexander
FIVE
cupation if they knew what per- gravy or stew, removing it as soon
quisites and consequent savings in as the flavor is delicately notice­
expenses were offered in addition able. Garlic cas be used so that
those who think they object to
to wages.
Not only are there e insects to it do not know what gives a dish
fight, but
the nenias, its unusually good taste.
A two-course dinner, providing,
animals such
Nemas are
as roundworms. They vary in size in addition to meat, ; one green-
vegetable, one starchy
i
vege-
from one no-hundredth of an inch leaf VC
long to sei eral feet Ion". They are talle, and a desert, served as the
responsible for some of the worst second course, may be considered
and most destructive diseases of a completely balanced moul if all
plants and animals. They cause bil- five food groups are represented in
lions of dollars worth of damage it; protein foods, fruits, fats, and
fats,
and
each year. Dr. N. A. ' Cobb,
C ' ’ , oftho tables, starchy food,
department of agriculture, says sweets. Soups and salads are not
that nemas are so abundant that necessary for the home dinner, but
if all other matter in the universe, the salad may take the place of
except nemas, could be magically a cooked vegetable, and the soup
swept av>’v and we could then as may serve to use up materials al­
disembodied spirits revisit these ready on hand. By sometimes hav­
scenes, we would find them still ing such courses and sometimes
recognizable. There still exist In omitting them, the pattern of the
space a hollow sphere, the size of family meals is more interesting
the earth, represented by a surface and varied.
film composed of the nemas which |
The W. O. W. stand for pro-
inhabited the soil,
and
waters,
i hibition, no intoxicated persons
plants and animals. We could re-'
will be permitted on the grounds,
cognize lakes, rivers, and oceans'
at the picnic August 21. Every­
by the nemas peculiar to them. So,1
body come, we will show you a
too, we could recognize the soil
good time.
and tell where there had been one
kind of soil and where another.
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The ladies of _ Woodcraft
will
We could recognize the cities by j ¡sell
at tne
the W.
O. W.
»eu eats ai
w. u.
w. picnic
accumulations of nemas peculiar'August 21. There will be ice cream
to human beings and domesticated and soft drinks for sale as well,
animals and plants. The trees would j when you have anything you
still stand in ghostly rows along want to sell, rent or buy. Adver­
se streets, represented
by
the tise in the Eagle. It Pays,
means that once inhabited the bark
Most exotic and mysterious of
of their trunks and branchs.
the ladies of the screen is Myrna
One of the secrets of French Loy who plays Ma, a Blamo, a
flavoring in cookcry is the discreet
•dian v.'
see, lies with
use of garlic. Put one nubbin or. halted for the death of her father,
“clove” of garlic in with the stew-, and seeks to avenge ■ his death by
ing or soup chicken; its flavor will torture of the man i
whom
she
be scarcely perceptible, but will woos, marries, and in the end
greatly improve the flatness of after perils by land and sea but
the boiled meat. Rub the salad see her with Monte Blue in “Brt-
bowl with garlic, and drop it into ter Apples.” Thursday and Friday.
G ilby M otor C o .
OAKLAND, PONTIAC,
CHEVROLET, STUDE
BAKER
Goodyear Tires
Slate Laundry Company
FOR GOOD LAUNDRY WORK
We call and deliver TUESDAYS and
FRIDAYS—Leave orders with S. Wells,
Tailor, Phone MAin 891
Useful
Toilette Articles
Day after day use of the handy
toilette articles which may be
found here in varied selection,
will make you well pleased with
the quality of items we carry.
COURTEOUS SERVICE
At /Viac’-s Pharmacy
A Warning to Others