VERNONIA EAGLE
Thursday, July 21, 1927.
of the comforts of life than they put of the great centers of pop-
could in the congested centers of ulation.
LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor
the great cities. Electricity con-
Scappoose Business Men Visit
I INDIAN CHIEF INTERVIEWS
tributes to the recreational facili-
HENRY FORD PULLS
COUNTY HOSPITAL
E.
E. Wist president of the
GREAT WHITE FATHER ties ot smaller communities, and
BRILLIANT COUPE DE ETAT
HAS RECORD RUN
tied up with the auto and radio, its First National bank, J. G. Watts,
The Catamount is colossally and
The hospital at the county seat
The Catamount has received tel- younger brothers, provide all the j and Mr. Allen, druggist. all of
stupendously gratified with the he­ broke all records for attendance egraphic report of the speech made advantages of the large cities to' Scappoose made an unannounced
roic stand Henry Ford has made late Saturday night and early Sun­ by Chief Tan-In-The Sun to his the country dwellers.
call on a number of local business
in taking back everything he has day morning, when the week-end intrepid tribe after a visit to
men yesterday talking in the in-
said in the past ten years about ■ party at Rattlesnake Ike’s boozori- President Coolidge’s two-hundred-1 The industrial output of smaller terest of good roads.
the Jewish race. Never before tn | um got well under way. The first room retreat in the Black Hills, cities and “country towns” is grad-
| ually surpassing in volume the out- Mrs. Woodley Stephenson and
history of our nation has one of man to bite the dust was Centi- The speech follows:
our intrepid countrymen et his' pede Clark, who is reputed to I “Brother Warriors of the Great >
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words with such an evident relish have had two or three under his Tribe of Eski Mopie I have seen
for the dish. Henry has become a belt when the party started. Mr, the great White Father, who stands
martyr to truth and veracity by, Clark
casually
called
Bearcat five-feet-six in his striped socks.'
saying he really didn’t know what I Boone a liar, and the nearest thing I have talked with him. I have
was going on in the world and we | handy was a flower vase, which gazed with awe upon his mighty
hope he stumbles upon another gi- Bearcat wielded with unerring aim countenance. I have listened with
taking Centipede just behind the rapture to his crisp comments up­
gantic truth sometime.
After persecuting the Jews for right ear, with effective and im­ on the weather. I have come away
ten years in periodical and pham- mediate results. Three stitches and filled with the wisdom of the white
phlet, we feel that it was a big, a new vase were necessary. About man. Our preliminary remarks were
broad and magnanimous stroke for twelve o’clock Wampus Pete drop­ uttered with the simplicity of our
Henry to come out flatfooted and ped cut from natural causes and different natures. I said: How?
says he didn’t know aything about struck his head on a pool table as How? He countered with: ‘How?’
it, and that besides it was not done he went down. He was followed My heart beats for him. He is the
by him, but by his hired help I shortly after by Scotty MacPher- only white chief in the history of
v
i he had paid i to do
i it.
•. w»»
A-lncn our tribe who hasn’t tried to do
son, xxrrirt
who Lori
had Lnar»
been filling Vtia
his glass
whom
We CCin
can imagine the chagrin, the heart too full for several snorts. Soon all the talking. He held up his end
anguish that befell that noble Na­ after the first casualties were re­ of the powwow with a couple of
poleon of flivvers when he happen­ ported. men began to fall like flies. questions, while I laid the history
ed to pick up a copy of his maga­ The meat market truck was com­ of the redman at his feet. His
zine and discovered that the Jews mandeered for an ambulance, with manner appeals to me. His silent
were getting it in the neck, and Alf Stude as driver, and with Arch­ reserve is characteristic of the
Finest Creamery
White Wonder
that he was morally
albeit, not imedes Puck on the front seat to deep pools of thought that lie
hidden in his bosom. His calm,
intellectually responsible. We are hold Alf steady on the curves.
By three o’clock every room in quiet logic struck me with tha
sure that Henry has found out
the Jews are kind to their fam­ the hospital was taken and the force of the west wind when the
ilies and did not deserve the cruel standing room only sign was hung great bear of the mountains gets
lb.............
thrusts that his stuff of literary out, but with no qualified take«. cn the jot. It I hat’ to "otc T
bars
According to the Catamount’s so- would cast it for him, be the term
giants had hatched up against them.
We further hope that Henry will | ciety editor the party was the what it may. He is the only pale­
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Per case 100 Bars
find time from his multifarious i crowning event of the social seas- face statesman in captivity who
$3.29
duties to take a walk through his I on and all previous capacity records has ever been able to pump an
Indian. Brothers, let us whoop.
factory some day and count the were smashed to atoms.
missing doors in the celebrated
Booths
SPORT SECTION
LOCAL NEWS
cars that his men have been man­
Lawyer
Lilikell,
who
holds
the
“
Speaking
of
sky-pilots,
”
said
the
ufacturing without his knowledge.
Full Cream
golf championship of the Sage­ Rev. Ananias Etherblazer today
Then the mighty monarch of mo-
tordom will be at liberty to offer brush Belt, broke a plate glass “this Lindbergh chap has got us old
Mustard or Tomato
window last Tuesday while trying war horses roped and hogtied.”
an apology to the twelve million
to swat a fly.
persons who have bought cars with
Arch Sole will take a four-year
Mrs. Phoebe Bones writes from
one door missing. The rectification
college course to qualify for en­
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Florida
that
her
husband
was
at
­
of this mistake, we feel, would
tacked by bedbugs in a Palm listment in the army.
be more of a national benefit Beach hotel, but
escaped with his
“Owing to a scarcity of mur­
than admitting that the Jews are life.
Imp. Norwegian
ders,” said Old Quib Skills today,
people.
Elmer Whipple, who runs a job “the newspapers had to give a
Campbells
printing shop in Whiskey Slide, part of their front pages to those
ALAS! O, HECK
was underbid on a thousand en- fellers who flew across the ocean.”
By Wampus Pete
(Silver Penned Poet of the Sier*as) velopes Tuesday by the govern-
The Catamount lost a valuable
ment of the United States.
in pure olive oil
Down in the Hayfork Valley,
18 ounce size
Mrs. Bearcat Boone is learning subscriber the other day when Rufe
Beneath a silver moon,
Weddams
fell
over
a
cliff.
to drive the car from the front
Sat Mr. Samuel Hoskins,
cans
Bearcat Boone’s pet rattlesnake
And Bill Murphy’s daughter June. seat.
cans
Dee
Kleine,
who
ate
one
of
his
caught a severe cold Saturday night
When Samuel popped the question,
girl wife’s lovely biscuits, will be when the baby kicked the cover
“No, no—no no,” said June;
“I don’t mean nothing serious— I released from the hospital Tues­ off on the floor.
Sliced
w
•
day.
I just came here to spoon.”
Ole Crow, of Piute Peak, was
Buckeye
brought into court Tuesday and
SCIENCE AND ART
THE POLITICIAL CRISIS
If. they don’t nominate Al Smith,
Nate Heath, who went to Day­ tried before a jury of twelve men
Wiley Hawse threatens to bolt the ton to lecture on evolution, writes who had never been known
No. 2 i/o size
ticket and leave the Demoncratlc that he is being held without bail. form or express an opinion.
party flat on its back.
The crowning event of the as-
Scotty MacPherson, who lost a
Old Quib Skills, who during the tronomical season was held recent- valuable gold ring while bathing
cans
lb. bag
past twenty-five years has put his ly when Cactus Flat stage d an at a coast resort, is making ar­
faith in Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, eclipse of the moon.
rangements ti dredge the Pacific
Harding and Coolidge, is looking
Cube Root took up an observa- o< can.
about for someone to put his faith I tory position on Wild Hoss moun-
Alf Stude will try out some meri
in in 1928.
tain Tuesday lo watch the flight
of Rattlesnake Ike’s liquor just as
Hurd Howe writes from Washing­ of time.
ton that President Coolidge was
“Actuated by purely a'tru!< t!c soon as Lawyer Lilikell finishes
so busy packing his suitcase for ---------
motives . ” says Mescal ____
..... drawing up his will.
Bill, "the
his vacation that he didn’t have citizens of Los Angeles left a part
Herb Miller had the misfortune
h’r.is'-'f concern* of the water in the Pacific ocean to lose a valuable wife Tuesday by
ing a third term.
when they dug their harbor.”
divorce.
V0LUME 1
THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT
NUMBER 8
daughter Claribel are house guests
of Mrs. Stephensons mother, Mrs.
L. H. Cates of thia city.
Mrs. Earle M. Blylie who is ill
at St. Vincents Hospital.
Mr. and Mrs. L. H. Cates mo-
tored to Portland Monday to spend
the day attending to business.
Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Wolff ac-
companed by Mr. Wolff’s mother
and father have returned from a
motor trip to Crater lake and vi­
cinity.
KAGC
». 'Wif/towt Wasfie /
1
Butter
¿lAf
2
87c
Soap
—34c
A Q
Sardines
4 cans
49c
Sardines
4
49c
Cheese
2
55c
Pork and Beans
6
50c
Pineapple
Rolled Oats
4
89c
,-49c
9—
Pure Cane
Sugar
10 lfcs ... 67c
100 ib. sk. $6,39
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Maximum
Spinach
No. 2^2 size
3 cans
50c
Church’s
Grape Juice
Pts.......... 29c
Qts........57c
Hoodys
Peanut Butter
5 lb. tin $1.10
2 lb. tin --47c
Save Money and Buy at Skaggs-Safeway
Market Features for Friday and Saturday
O. B. Davidson Missing
O. B. Davidson, proprietor of
Davidson’s Ice & Creamery com­
pany, who drove to Redmond last
week, has not been heard from
since Sunday when Mrs. Davidson
received a telegram from him ask­
ing her to meet him at Lebanon.
He was driving by way of the
McKenzie pass. He has not been
heard from since, and some an­
xiety is expressed for his safety,
since he was known to have been
bothered with heart trouble.
Ed Holgate left here Tuesday
to go over the pass in search of
Mr. Davidson. Mrs. Davidson did
not report the matter until a day
after he was supposed to arrive
at Lebanon, when his continued
absence made her think he had
met with an accident.
Birthday Party for Mr«. Ritz
Just as the country towns and
smaller cities hold the preponder­
ance of newspaper circulation in
the nation, so the thousands of
smaller industries of these towns
hold the preponderance of payrolls
in
a
few
highly
specialized
except in a few highly specialized
industries, remarks the Phatagraph,
of Bloomington, Illinois^
This remarkable industrial growth
has taken place largely within the
past twenty-five years, and has
been concurrent with the far-reach­
ing development of electrical pow­
er and distribution. Large power
plants at central points are linked
to far remote places, to smaller1
towns and even to the open coun­
try regions. All this tends to result
Forest Grove—New Oregon Tel­ in men employed in industry be­
St. Helens—Exceptional hay crop ephone office building nears com­ ing able more and more to find
pletion.
homes where they can have more
being harvested here.
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By F. O. Alexander
Shortening
Hams
Srnall Communities Develop
Mrs. William Garman of Port-
land gave her mother, Mrs. A. L.
Ritz, a birthday party Tuesday,
She was 60 years old. A merry
time was reported by the group
of young folks who attended. Those
present were:
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Vincent, Miss
Iris G. Evans, Mr. and Mrs. Mont­
gomery, all of Portland; C. H.
Ritz, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Snipe,
Mrs. W. J. King, Mrs. Wm. Lind­
say and son, Thurman Williams,
Mrs. Wm. Keller, Frank Spencer,
Bobbie Whitaell.
Mrs.
Ritz expressed
sincere
thanks for the many kind remem-
brances and the huge bouquets of
carnations and rosebuds.
6
Small Eastern Sugar Cured
1 Half or whole
Per lb
White Ribbon
29c
$1.25
Hot Weather Lunch Meats
Swifts
Swifts
Swifts
Swifts
Swifts
Swifts
Swifts
Cooked Corned Beef
Fancy Weiners
Fancy Bologna
Fancy Veal Loaf
Fancy Head Cheese
Fancy Minced Ham
Fancy Pressed Ham
fl
4 to 8 oounds
Drumming Up Business