VERNONIA EAGLE
Thursday, July 14, 1927,
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The role i f a boob disguises centrally located and U provided and evangelists will participate In
Hoot Gibsen’s mission of a cowboy with conveniences for campers,
I the meeting. A good choir and or­
LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor
VOLUME
detective in “Hey! Hey! Cowboy,”i
chestra will render music.
; a Universal-Jewel which comes ner.- ’ Evangelist T. S. W iney with the
The old fashioned Holy Ghost
THE OCEAN
THE HALL OF FAME
| to the Majestic theatre Thursday Evangelistic association of Portland will be preached without any eq­
INVINCIBLE BARBER
HAS NEW EQUIPMENT
formerly
a
well
knewn
pastor
of
Bill Smith lost a valuable sad­ and Friday. His exciting advenlures
uivocation. The meeting will be
By WAMPUS PETE
dle horse Saturday night when he , start when he is kicked from a ! North Portland Babtist church, will inter-denominational and a cordial
To my patrons and patronesses, (Silver Penned Poet of the Sierras)
drew- to a split straight.
.freight train right into the heart I be in charge of the campaign. As­ invitation is extended to all earnest
and all other persons or people who
I like to sit upon the sands,
Miss Goldie Boone will make her (of a dyed-in-the-wool Western feud. sisting will be Evangelist Chas. R.1 Christians and interested seekers
have their hair cut, clipped, shingl­
And watch the ocean’s foam;
* debut in society jusf as soon as Kathleen Key plays the leading Dillon, aconverted movie actor of of gospel truth.
ed or bobbed:
I like to see the mighty ships;
• she can learn to inhale a cigarette, I feminine part with a featured cast Hollywood, and Helen I. Dillon his
have
This is to notify you that I
That never have no home.
Mrs. Bill Pie we has prepared a directed by Lynn Reynolds, includ­ i Wife, the former a most powerful I Establishment of industries near
just received a new pair of scis-
nice
budget for her household, ing “Slim” Summerville, Wheeler i exponent of the fundamental gos- the raw product means saving In
sors, f.o.b. Chicago, which I wil] I like to %ee the hefty waves,
which will be put into effect just Oakman, Monte Montague, Clarke 1 pel of Jesus Christ, and the latter freight charges, growth of a pop­
use in my tonsorial barber shop
Their giant breakers thrust;
as soon as Bill gets a raise in sal- Comstock, Jim Corey, Nick Cogley from Angelus Temple. Los Angeles, ulation which will consume agricul-
to cut people’s hair with. The new- I like to see the white-caps rise,
with ringing messages of Salvation,, turai crops, and all-round develop-
ary.
and Millla Davenport.
And hit the rocks and bust.
scissors were bought with the sole
and a most wonderful ministry in ' ment of the region surrounding the
Jeff Jones, an aviator in the
the
purpose of keeping up with
healing the sick. Other ministers industry.
world war, hung up another non­
I
like
to
see
the
stars
at
night,
Page,
Line
and
Paragraph
march of progress in the barber
stop record the other day when he
down
through
the
That
shine
business. You will find out, if
A tightly built barn will be damp
fell out of a tree.
black,
you get another one of our up-to-
Wild Bill Mullens writes that and foul unless ventilation is pro-
the
salty
brine,
I
like
to
sail
.fite haircuts, that the new scissors
Aimee McPherson encountered no vided.
And fish for kippered snack.
will work much better than the old
difficulty in finding sinners while!
pair of sheep shears I have been
holding a revival in Chicago.
\ Th,e eas‘ern red cedar shou,d not
LOCAL NEWS
using the past four years. You will
be planted anywhere near apple or­
to
Archimedes
Puck
has
decided
HECK TOMBS MOVES
not be in so much danger of los­
chards because the disease known as
become
a
dog
fancier
and
has
pur
­
TO CACTUS FLAT cedar rust spreads from tills tree
ing one of your ears or xof having
The Catamount is proud to chron­ to the leaves and fruit of apple
the sharp point of a pair of rusty chased a half interest in Abe Bar­
icle the spectacular and history­ trees.
sheep shears jabbed into the back low’s hound.
of your neck. With the new sciss­
Gale Clow saved his life in a making arrival of Heck Tombs and
The diseases of cabbage also oc­
ors, which cost me the stupedous spectacular manner Tuesday by family and flock of pedigreed
cur on cauliflower, turnips, Brus­
and colossal sum of 49 cents, cash striking out and swimming to shore hounds, who moved en masse into
sels sprouts, kale and on some of
STANDARD OIL COMPANY OF CALIFORNIA
down, I will be able to cut your when he fell overboard while fish­ our thriving metropolis Monday af-
I
did
with
hair much faster than
ing in Alkalali Lake.
the sheep shears, and you won’t
Clem Slaw took advantage of
have to wait so long, My profits
will also be increased to sucn an an opportunity to cultivate his rose ing out a living with a very dry ! w,lth cabbage and all related weeds
enormous extent that I may not bushes Sunday while digging bait. farm, which left them in somewhat. oud be keP‘ down-
have to stay open on Saturday
Henry Hosmeyer, who has been straitened circumstances, so they. Producers can increase their ef-
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BCt together
‘7ather a a few
few simnle
simP’e * 4»,.«*;
fectiveness
by dem-easing
costs of
nights after six o’clock, and if 1 holding down a position on the had
close at six sharp, I won’t be late postoffice steps for teh past three belongings and leave for parts un’ production, In every region there
I are some ’ producing’ at much
at the poker game over the Light- -years left Monday for Roaring Riv- known at the time.
The Tombses will move into the cost than the great majority
ening Livery Stable any more. Last er on a vacation. During his ab-
u....... on Tara„. theh. ntiM.hbora whereaB Qthers
Saturday night I was two hours sence his place will be occupied by Porterhouse Kelly hous
tula avenue, which r
was recently producing at costs much above
late and the gang had skinned a Harve Lawson.
vacated by Cliff Gilmore, as soon average.
sucker from Oakland out of nine­
20 % Reduction on
DIANA
Arch Sole will start to college as the floors can be swept into
teen dollars and eighty cents, and
It is well for the hog grower
I didn’t get in on the split, I al- this fall to prepare for a position some semblance of respectability
Ivory Single Piecest
STATIONERY
ways like to be on hand when in the filling station at Whiskey and the grease scraped off the to select from his pig crop each
tables and walls where Cliff’s pack year, if possible, a few gilts that
Slide.
opportunity knocks.
Sets
69c Per Box
of children i smeared their hands. will improve the breeding herd. An
With my new equipment, which
The members of the volunteer ever and anon without any in- outstanding animal may sometimes
will have my personal supervision
NEW LIFE
fire department enjoyed a nice terference whatever
from their be picked out soon after weaning,
at all times, I now have the most
shower bath Tuesday evening when parents, whose place it should be but generally it is best to wait un­
BOX
— Wine Tonic
up-to-date and majestically accoun-
the hose broke.
to bring up their offspring so they til the pigs are from 5 to 6 months
Tonic and System
tred tonsorial barber shop between
CAMERAS
Whiskey Slide and San Francisco.
Bill Lemon left this morning for wouldn't threaten the very founda- of age.
Builder
Give me a share of your pat- the county seat where he will seek tion of our government.
$1.00—$1.50
$1.00 per Bottle
W’hen weather conditions such as
Mr.
Tombs
will
look
around
a
ronage and I will give you a share employment for his wife.
bit and if anything offers that hail, drought, or frost prevent the
of my own.
maturing of corn for the silo, it
Scotty
McPherson
went
over
to
strikes
his fancy he might go to may
BEARCAT BOONE
be cut while still immature and
the
county
seat
Saturday
to
bor
­
work.
Barber and Horseshoer.
produce a fair grade of silage. A
row the time of day.
STOKES COLE WILL
good practice is to mix such com
Porterhouse Kelly, who is confin­
RUN FOR OFFICE with which is more mature. Silage
STATE NEWS
ed to his bed with a charge of
Stokes Cole announces that he from immature corn will be more
PAPER PLATES
WAX PAPER
Rattlesnake Ike says the real buckshot states that after this he has been looking around for a va­ sour than usual and more laxative
NAPKINS
ICE CREAM DISHES
cation for some time now, but that when fed in large quantities, a
reason the Red Sea went dry was will raise his own chickens.
he hasn’t yet found anything that trouble that can be avoided by care
because Los Angeles needed the
Bearcat Boone’s pet rattlesnake
CUPS
FORKS
water.
is learning to drink out of a bottle. appeals to his artistic nature, and in feeding.
that he will let the matter rest
Fluke Hoat, of the Inperil Val-
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Cleanliness is absolutely essential
Elmer Whipple has opened a in abeyance until next year, at
ley, writes that the Colorado River printing
to
the successful raising of calves.
shop in Whiskey slide, which time he ‘will run for office.
flood has missed them so far this where he
Nearly all disorders or diseases of
will specialize in printing Stokes says that all the businesses
summer.
envelopes in competition with the and professions he has investigated the calf are caused either directly
or indirectly by lack of cleanliness,
Government of the United States not only demand a large expend­
It is important that all milk and
iture
of
capital,
of
which
he
is
ra
­
BOOK REVIEW
Archimedes Puck got a closer ther short at present, but that other feeds be fresh and clean,
Miss Rosie Rootentoot, who likes view of the comet a few nights ago they also demand a generous out­ Keep calf pens clean and filled
to read novels, says that her fav­ by climbing up on the water tank. lay of hard work. Stokes says that with plenty of dry bedding. Exer­
cise great care in washing the calf
orites among women writers are
The Rev. Ananias Etherblazer de- he doesn’t mind work when there
pails. Scald these thoroughly with
Zona Gale and Zane Grey.
is
nothing
else
to
do
but
he
doesn
’
t
1
livered a scorching sermon Sunday,
Wiley Hawse writes from Boston during which he emphatically ad- feel that he can devote his en- boiling water, or sterilize them with
that Upton Sinclair, a California mitte d that he was not even re- tire time and talents to such pleb- steam if possible.
oil magnate, was threatened with motely related to a monkey.
eian pursuit. Stokes hasn’t decid-
Remove discarded feed from the
arrest recently for trying to sell
ed which office he will run for, but feed boxes, and thoroughly brush
Capt. Enoch Hornsby, was de- he states that he will scout around and Clean the boxes each day.
a copy of the Bible to a policeman.
Mrs. Mescal Bill says she lilted corated for bravery while holding and feel out public sentiment and
Our farm w-oodlands generally
Main Street and Babbit and Arrow­ down a job in Washington during bust loose and throw his hat in the
smith, but that she really doesn’t the late war, has joined the Cac- ring immediately after the first of contain many crooked, forkeo, di­
care to read another book like this tus Flat Rifle Club, and will learn January so as to be in on the seased trees which should give way
to straight, sound ones. Right cut-
to shoot a gun.
here Elmer Gangster.
ground floor.
ting includes also the removal of
From the South Seas to New Long Island society miss who oe- large sound trees whose growth is
York came “Aloma.” In other words, lieves herself capable of writing .-low, because they are nearing or
Gilda Gray’s second Paramount a crook play superior to any show­ have reached maturity. Following a
starring vehicle, “Carbaret,” which I ing on Broadway. To prove her thinning, the remaining trees show
A fight film that is reputed to reaches the Majestic theatre
Sun-1 ability, she engages a quartet ot an increased growth, and the wnole
have all the punch of the real day takes place on Broadway,
Gilda noted crooks to visit her home tn woodland is enchanted in value,
thing, plus the well-known Dix is given remarkable support by a
order that she may study their With an active market for cord
brand of huhior comes Saturday company headed by Tom Moore habits.
wood and with the use of treated
to the Majestic theatre when and Chester Conklin. Robert G.
fence posts and poles an oppor-
“Knockout Reilly” opens,
“The Yankee Clipper,” Rupert tunity is afforded for thinning
Vignola directed.
I
J Julian i ’ s newest production for Ce- overcrowded stands, especially old-
Adapted from a story by Albert
Mildred Davis returns to the cil B
B. De Mille, which will be field pine and clearing out the l.-i
Payson Terhune, “Knockout Reilly”
stars Dix as a young steel puddler screen for the first time in four shown at the Majestic theatre Tues- ferior trees.
who after many vicissitudes at- years at the Majestic theatre on day and Wednesday, was filmed
Tent Camp Meetings
tains to a pugilistic championship. Monday in Paramounts “Too Many against a background of the fam-
The greatest tent camp meet­
Mary Brian and Jack Renault are Crooks” a Fred Newmeyer pro­ ous tea-trade races of the “fifties,”
featured. The film is said to be duction filled with comedy, gasps when commercial rivalry on the ing perhaps ever held on the Ore­
as exciting as that classic of all and thrills. Lloyd Hughes is co­ seas ran highest between America gon Coast is announced as begin­
Dix pictures, “The Quarterback,” featured with her in the photo­ and Great Britain. William Boyd ning July 20 and continuing to
which but lately took the country play as are George Bancroft and. and Elinor Fair play the leading August 20 at Newport, Oregon,
by storm. Malcolm St. Clair direc­ El Brendel, the funny Swede.
roles. C. Gardner Sullivan supervis­ on the Municipal Campground of
The story concerns a wealthy ed the production.
this popular resort city, whleh Is
ted.
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