VERNONIA EAGLE Thursday, April 7, 1927. our city. Let us be proud of the city we live in, and assist and take part in civic activities. We can build a great city out of a small one by having a civic pride and energy. Let us better Vernonia by bettering ours and ourselves. The Timber Line Being Affairs of Vernonia Schools and Published Each Week in the Evgle Track and Tennis Are Center of Spo tts Interest CALENDAR THE STAFF 'Subscription Contest Ends With 83 Total But the bees they stung me on the feet I did run and jump and hop and yell; They must have heard me down in hell. When I got home late that night I wrapped my feet up good and A Word From 1 he Wise. tight. 1 never went walking any more On the day that sis was born. Be happy. True happiness is found by passing a little happiness SPRING around. (Composed by Margaret Bennett Theodore Roosevelt said : “The and , Alice Parker, ages 11, 7B principal of life to follow is the grade. . Mr. Condit’s room) same as in a football game. Hit When everything is blooming, I the line hard, don’t foul and don't And the birds begin to sing, shirk, but hit the line hard. When everybody’s happy, Education alone can conduct us Then you know ’tis spring. to that e’ytyment which is, at When the birds are nesting, once, be’t in quality and infinite And the bells begin to ring. iir quality.—Horace Mann. When gardens are being planted, Then you’re sure it’s spring. The best way to gain reputation is to be what yon ap INS1DE HOPPELBURG HILL pear to be. (By Mildred Rogers) Opportunity knocks at every, When I had stepped inside the man’s door, and it keeps on knock- j door ing for those that keep on hearing. | Scattered playthings wert on the To reach success you have to floor, go straight. Every crookeil turn And with a bang the door shut you make lengthens the trip. tight The men who try to do some- I played by myself, thing and fail, are infinitely bet I played with them all. ter than those who try to do noth- I’ve jumped from the shelf, ing and succeed.-—Lloyd Jonas. And played with a ball, But still I am lonely, mother, WHEN SIS WAS BORN For your sweet caress. (By J. C. Rogers) Tht piper is kind to us, I went walking early one morn. | But your love is best. 'Twas on the day that Sis was' born. Students: Make the school news I was walking past a bunch of trees more interesting by helping the re- And I found a nest of honeybees, porting staff. They are working I tried to get some honey sweet, for the good of Vernonia high. April 8 and 9—Senior play, “Cy Helen Heiber Editor clone Sally.” High school auditor Veldon Parker Ass’t Editor ium. Ward Gooding Sports Class Reporttrs: April 29—Sophomore play. April 30—County track meet at Annie Laurie Laird Senior Edward Roles Vr.noiiia. Junior Russell Peck May 13—Junior Prom. Sophomore Track practice started in earnest Since Mr. Higgens, who repre May 14—Freshman play. Phoebe Greenman Freshman Wednesday. Starts were practiced sents the Curtis Publishing com and some short dashes held. On pany visited the high school March Friday evening the 50 yd., 100 yd., 23, the pupils have been very busy and 440 yd., races were run off. securing subscriptions for the Coun Buster H. “Why do- you suppose EXAMINATIONS In the 440 Mills made good time try Gentleman, The Ladies Home Mr. Armour walks when he goes By Helen Heiber for having heavy clothes on. Journal, and the Saturday Even- to the stockyards? i Yes, examinations. In one week :n>’ Post. Mr. Higgins emphasized In the sprints Hawkins, Hodges, Morris B. “I’ll bite, why?” we will be struggling through our the value of salesmanship tm the and Malmsten showed well. In the Buster, Because if he ran they tests. I wonder if there is really' students. The school was divided ,... dies Hodges and Whitsei have any use, of our being molested and into three groups which were the hud previous experience, and with w->uid tlunk he was swift.” pestered with six weeks tests,' "'Ten g.oup of the pirates, the jleibo.-, a freshman, doing well, Alumnus: Did you ever have which cause us so much inconvcn- blue group, or the sea dogs, and rlimild make quite a showing this practical joke played on you? Yes, I know the red group, or the luecaneers. year. Student, Yes, indeed, once I ience and worry? the teachers think that six we ks ■ Glen Hawkins was business mana- Tho - intcrclass meet will be held took Freshman English. Dode. tests, quizes and exams are ■ Just ger of the contest. Delia Cline was April 11. Everybody invited. Girls are like final examinations, the thing, but, Oh, my, I have I j l-smunag-er tor the bucuncers. Due to wet weather the tennis courts have not been leveled. It they keep a fellow up all night always thought how much more | Veldon Parker was manager far is hoped that the weather will worrying about them, and then ask pleasant it would be, if they were I the sea dogs, and Pnoebe Greemnaa change and tennis begin. Some of the most foolish questions. Froth. not thrust upon us; but if ihey I was salesmanager for the pirates. are given of course, we musl take. The purpose of the three groii;a the boys want to have a high Hellup school tournament. No definite plans After much pondering and think was to create interest and rivalry Two Hebrews were walking up of this are known yet. ing, I have concluded that examin between the mimbeis. the street one very cold winter At the end of the campaign tiie The boys of the school chipped morning. Both were using their ations are just what is needed, in and bought themselves an indoor . coat sleeves for muffs. Not one because from them we, the students blue group or the sea dogs were baseball and bat, so they would worj wag spoken for a long time. directly benefit. The greatest bene in the lead. The total amount of fit derived from examination is not have to play with the girls. Finally Ikey said: that of review, which wo do in subscriptions received was eighty- They had no sooner done this than “Vy don't you say somedings.” ex- three. the girls lost their ball under the “Freeze your own hants,” the preparation for the exam. If an amination is to be given in two walk. To stop all this the girls other replied.-—Tib-bits. days of course we study and re- deaths of others. Don’t be a mur -could not buy an indoor ball in A Catith Invitation view for it thus fixing our old derer! We have a dump yard; use lown. As the boys will not let the Mrs. Jones—Does your husband knowledge more firmly and at the it. girls play with them, the gills object to cats? We must have pride for our city’s same time acquiring something new. have to use a hard baseball. Mrs. Brown—I should think he In reviewing frequently we go to fire and police protection. If you does. He says that I feed all the other books besides our text books knock them, you indirectly knock SENIORS Don’t forget “Cyclone Sally” cats in the neighborhood. for further knowledge on the sub- yourself. The worse enemy a city Friday and Saturday. Everybody Won’t you stay to tea? ject. Thus we are benefited by can have is an illiterate knocker, A P»mo come and have a real treat. One broadening our knowledge. After The citizens must cooperate with ‘ When first you went to see her, good laugh after another. taking an examination a student their police and fire workers, if You showed a timid heart; is able to analyze himself, as to they want protection; otherwise; Bill Hill is absent from schooll And when the lights were low, his knowledge of the subject. He they reap the results of too smart a because of mumps. Bil has a part You sat this—far—apart. in the senior play but will be But when your love grew warmer, knows on what questions he failed man for this city. You tie the forced to give it up. Kenneth Whit And you learned the joy of a kiss and on what part of the »object hands of the law, and then bawl sell has been chosen to take this You knocked out all the space and, the moBt studying should be given. it out, because it fails to do the Examinations train students to petty things you want it to. The part and although he is beginning Satquitecloselikethis. think and to express themselves fire department has been the ac- very late we are sure Kenneth will Apologies to the author. quickly and at the same time clear- complishments of a few men. By know his part by Friday. Gretchin has just finished one ly, and logically, Time is a val- their labor the fij-e department has HONOR PUPILS of the Elinor Glyn’s novels and uable factor in every business; betn established. They» have built An honor pupil is one who has she says it is the closest thing to speed is becoming more and more it up, bought the material through made at least an average of 90 perpetual emotion she has ever a necessary requisite for every their labors, and yet the people per cent on each subject that he seen. young person who prepares himself laugh at this skill of a few men. for a position in life. To succeed The city without a fire depart has taken. Uh Hub FRESHMEN—Kathryn Hoffman, one must be able to make the ment has high taxes and insurance. Two negroes were arguing. Marjorie Kelly, Violet Phelps, Al “You ain’t got no sense,” said most of a given period of time. Your Insurance would be twice as berta De Rock, Pheobe Greenman. one. Quizes by requiring quick accurate high without the fire department. SOPHOMORES—Francis Lappe, “No sense? Den what’s dis haid work give excellent training along And yet you laugh at it. Ethel Tousley, Russel Peck, Ellen o’ mine foh?" this line. Men must cooperate if they Examinations enable the teachers wish to accomplish the important Ek. Haid? Dat no haid, niggah. Dat’s JUNIORS—Ralph Peck, Anna Aa- jes a button on top of yo body to to determine where the student is ends. We have in this city several modt. keep yo’ backbone fum unravelin.” weak and shows him what work organizations, such as the chamber SENIORS—Annie Laurie Laird, should be emphasized. They help of commtrce a society for business AT LEAST DO THAT Russel Mills, Ruth Holoday. him to measure the students learn- men, The American Legion for If you must blow your own ing capacity, that is to fir J out soldiers, and many other civic im The Verhian will be out about .the firet of May. This is the most horn, at least, vary the tune oc- how much the student can reason- provement organizations bettering a interesting annual ever put out casionally. ably be expected to acqui Teacher—Neal name a collective retain in one year. by Vernonia Hi. Buy your annual noun.” now and read it later. Neal B. —A vacuum cleaner.” CIVIC PRIDE Uaughlets CLASS NEWS Editorial Miss Hickman’s American history classes have just completed studying a series of wars and are now study ing “The United States in World politics” beginning in 1900. By Clarence Wardle, The pride of a city is a thing people are responsible for. The pride of a thing does not come by time or chance, but by the work and spirit of development. It is Oh, Ford you pile of junk, an easy thing to criticise the fel And all the tires are gone, low man and his property, but The needle-valves “flunk” first how about your own? Ver Oh, Ford, you pile of junk. nonia is a city to be proud of. It has the best steel constructed mill Oh, Ford, you pile of junk, on the coast. The city has a paved Your old motor gets hot, and well lighted main street, and Because the oil is sunk, the business men cannot be beat Oh, Ford, you pile of jnuk. for help and encouragement. Yet Oh, Ford, you pile of junk, we knock the city, and its officials, You were a noble car, and everything in general, but our But you’ve made miles by hunk, selves. I wonder why? Oh, Ford you pile of junk. The homes are the foundation of By Ed Roles. any city. A family wants nice homes, and a city that can furnish Mi«» Florence Blaxier Visit» them has no worry about unset- Miss F. Blazier of the Oregon tied population. Nice homes among argicultural college visited the a group of shacks reminds one of school Friday forenoon and spoke a lily among dandelions. A home before the student body. Miss Blaz- must be a place where life can ier’s talk was very instructive, and be a pleasure, and not a place to was received with much enthusiasm crawl into and be buried among by the pupils. the trash and rubbish of an un For the past week Mr. Wilkerson's kept dirty shack. Give a woman civic class have been studying et a nice home, and she will keep iquette, or good behavior, a sub it nice, give her a shack, and she ject which is very interesting. Next will meet its level. A good ap week there will be four 15 minute j pearing home attracts the public, on tht: this subject, be- and betters the city by -its clean talks given c~ fore the assembly. They will be and uniform appearance. Disease given by Ruth Holaday, Eva Roles, and death are caused by unclean Clarence Wardle, and John War- and filthy homes, yards, and streets, die. One who fails in his duties causes The agriculture class has complet ed their work for the year and are now reviewing the book, and studying the different farm pro jects of Oregon and Washington. A great deal of interest has been taken in the study of sheep by the students of this class. They concluded after finishing the study, that sheep raising in this country would be profitable. Following is a chart which was | 'The juniors in Miss Perce’s English class, at present are study ing George Eliot’s “Silas Marner.” ■The story is very interesting and .the students seem to enjoy it very much. “Silas Marner” is one of Eliot's best books, the students are ¡studying diligently and trying to -get the most out of it. Gilbert iJergerson is still absent from school on account of mumps. Miss Goodin’s junior English class has been studying % one of the four forms of discource, argumen tation which has proved very In teresting. Officers were elected for An organization, and debates were taken up. This serves as a parli me ntary law lesson as well as a debate lesson. The first day the officers were: Veldon Parker, presi dent; Clarence Wardle secretary. This has proved to be a very good method of teaching debate work. The class is now working on oral book reports and Silas Marner. Thursday, at 3:30, a committee meeting of the girl’s basket ball club was held. The committee’s work was outlined, and arrange- ments were made for a banquet to be given soon. KILLS RATS Azoa, a disease producing Virus Which when eaten by a rat or mouse developes a disease which kills in from 14 to 28 days Harmless to ail other animals or fowls PER PACKAGE at MAC’S PHARMACY THE EVERYDAY FORD Oh, Ford you pile of junk, Your bands are all worn out, Your rear-end is the bunk. 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