VERNONIA EAGLE
lug to turn black if 1 couldn’t have her.
HOME POINTERS
In
ha Circuit Court of the State
“‘Then come on,’ says Jim, pouting
o
Oregon JFpr the County of
out the stuff Into two glasses. I >w I (From School of Home Economy ea)
Do you know that you are not
Columbia
they happened to be there ought to
have puzzled me at the time, bnt It > really well fed, no matter i ow Alma Urie, (Plaintiff,
didn’t. ‘I think I’ve divided fair,’ much meat and potatoes you > at,
SUMMONS
says Jim, ‘and you can take whi h- unless you have at least one green
V».
ever glass you want.’
vegetable a day?
Charles H. Urie, Defendant.
“‘I’ll take the one nearest yen,'
Baking soda, often i used with To Charles H. Urie:
By FENTON BRIGHT
says I. ‘Here’s health, anyhow.’ And
so we drank. You won’t make It an green vegetables to set the color
In the name of the State of
i
Copyright by W g . Chapman.)
some
other dollar, gentlemen? All right; and make more tender, kills
Oregon you are hereby required
of
the
vitamines.
HY don’t I go to work, just as you please, of course.
Rayon require special care in to appear and answer the com
“We went home. All that night I
boss? Because there- aln’l t
laundering.
As with silk it should plaint filed against you in the
kept
feeling
myself
to
see
If
I
v
as
no human being i what
will give me work, You black, but I felt Just the same. I not be rubbed directly with soap, above entitled suit on or before
wouldn’t believe me If I wits to > tell guessed I’d won then and went to but treated with a solution of mild the 12th day of March, 1927, and
you (hat I’m u Vale graduate. and sleep peaceful. When I woke In 'he soap dissolved in lukewarm water
that my folks was as white as I the morning I went over to my shaving before put with materials to be if you fail to answer or otherwise
driven snow, would you? Say, make mirror. I was as black as the ace of washed. It is then washed with appear, the plaintiff will apply to
Il a dollar and I’ll tell you my story. spades, gentlemen. And it wouldn’t a gentle, squeezing motion, wrap the Court for the relief demanded
in the complaint, to-wit: for the
“’I hanks, boss. Well, then, my wash off.
“Well, sir, you can guess how I f« lt. ped in a soft towel to absorb ex dissolution of the bonds of mat
name’s Theodore Van Trump, and I
cess moisture and ironed with a
rimony between plaintiff and de
belong to one of the best families of i Jim Burley had got her for sure,
Boston. And when I fell Into love What riled me more titan anyth ng moderately hot iron.
fendent, and for such other and
The
greasy
condition
of
dough
with Marian Richards there wasn’t a else was my having took the gi 'SJ
happier man this side of the Com nearest him. If I’d taken the other nuts is removed by plunging them further relief as to the Court may
mon. The only fly tn the ointment one I’d have been white instead of quickly into hot water immediately seem just and meet.
Service of this summons is made
was Jim Burley, my rival. He wasn’t black, Now I Tvas black Instead of after they are fried.
a college man like me, but he had the white, I tell you, gentlemen, It nn de
One heaping tablespoonfull is . upon you by publication thereof
me sick.
rocks, and I hadn’t.
equal to three level tablespoonf uls, I in pursuance of an order of the
“I thought of all the trouble I’d h id, I and one rounding tablespoonful Is Honorable J. E. Eakin, Judge of
“She couldn’t decide which one of
us she’d take. ‘I love you both,’ site getting my face bunged up by Jun. I equal to two level tablespoonf ills. the above entitled Court, made,
said. ‘I love you both equal. If I’ve and then drilled full of holes, » nd
Panning the loganberry down to dated and entered on the 25th day
got to decide I’ll die an old maid, falling nine hundred feet out of a
(’uni one of you boys make me take bluzlng balloon, just us If I’d h-a r. a six canes to the hill leaves haidly of January, 1927, ordering such
‘movie’ actor Instead of an ordin ry enough bearing surface unless the publication in the Vernonia Eagle
you?’
“‘That suits me.’ says Jim. ‘Same decent, self-respecting citizen, and It soil lacks moisture and the berries once each week for six successive
fail to size up, says the Oregon ex weeks, the first publication there-
here,’ I allowed. ‘But how are we go got me sore.
“I had a try at salves and turp *n- periment station. E;ght to 12 canes of being on the 27th day of Jan-
ing to do It?’ asks Jim. ‘Let’s fight
for It.’ says 1. ‘Right,’ answers Jim, tlne, blit it seemed to have settled 'oo are usually needed, and there arc uary, 1927, and the last public-
deep for anything to be of much use. probably 10 to 12 in the averr.gc ation on the 10th day of March,
anfl we set to that night.
“Il was a closed and locked empty I thought of telephoning Marian to cluster. The small branches off 1927.
room, and the key was put on the take me anyhow, hut I knew that the main canes are usually poor
J. Mason Dillard, Attorney for
floor before the door, and the one that wouldn’t go. Jim had won her In bearers. The first few buds may
first grabbed It meant ‘I’ve had fair light, and—well, I had to knuckle bear fruit but it is safer to cut plaintiff.—Postoffice address 404
Failing Bldg., Portland, Oregon.
enough.’ A sanguinary battle it was. under.
F24A7
“Just then I heard a ring nt the off these side shoots unless a de
gentlemen. We fought thirty-seven
rounds by daylight and eighteen more door of my apartment. I went i id finite injury forced them out near
ainullijui ojjnqoi
uauuqoua
b.v candlelight, And when It was opened it. An ugly-looking buck h.ig tho ground. The length to which
the canes are cut back depends up seuiKf ‘jaqiiij jei| jo ui.use at(i jo
over neither of us would have recog ger was standing there.
“‘What do you want, you black on the amount of soil moisture in Suiiuuojau uu U| li.vviqs >:( l| (¡p()TU>
Hi zed the other, But neither of us
J<»q JO
loafer?’ I roared, for I wasn’t feel ng late season. If plenty of moisture •ì-.s qi.ioAi s| 'p|.!u.u .nil it.
grabbed the key.
“ ‘I guess that won’t do,’ panted very kindly toward the colored r -e, is assured the canes are cut loi ger |4> isaipiJ aqi A|qi:<|<> «<1 an :<| s|.ioa
: ■iaui,,S
Jfiu. as he looked at me out of the Just then. He looks to me. ‘What, and more bearing surface is allow pi > 4 i.i.i uaa
corner of his niourh from the floor. you too?’ he roars. And then I saw ed.
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•Same here,’ 1 answered, out of my that It was Jim.
“‘Come Ini’ I says, frostily, but f-till
f rchead You see our features had
NOTICE OF BOND SALE
become displaced, gentlemen. ‘Let’s glnd at heart. But he didn’t need rhe
g . b lhe key together,’ Jim suggests. Invitation, but just pushed me Into
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN
•That suits me,’ I answered. And so my room and pulled the door to al er that sealed bids will be received
wo did.
him. And he burst Into a roa r of by the undersigned until the hour
“Jim challenged me to a duel, We laughter.
of 8 o’clock p. m. March, 14, l’J27
and Transfer
“ ‘I don’t see nothing funny in y nir and immediately thereafter opened
•went Into the woods and shot at each
remarks,
’
says
I.
But
Jim
only
Ian
dis
•oilier at ten paces, then five, then
by the City Council for $4,128.39 . >
i lirue. We drilled each other like the louder. ‘Have you tried turj en-
par value Improvement Bonds of
' \ < but we couldn’t kill each other. tlne?’ he asks.
Local and Long Dist-
“‘I have, and likewise suds. fan the City of Vernonia, Oregon,
‘This won’t do. either,* says Jim to
Tn . pm we lay side by side In the hos- zine and gasoline,’ I answers, hui Iv. (Bancroft bonds). Said bonds to < I
ance Hauling.
pi im ward ‘I agree,’ says I. Make Then the laughing fit took hold of me be indenominations of five hundred
1: »mother dollar, gentlemen? No? All as well. ‘Say, Jim, you do look li’ > a dollars ($500) each, bearing in I
peach,’ I says. ‘Do you think Miss terest at the rate of six per cent
riflit. suit yourselves, then.
“Well. sir. we tried all ways, In Marian will marry you now?’
(6%) per annum, to bear date
“‘That drop must have divided,’ February 1, 1927, and to mature
Ice and Cold Storage
eluding going up In bursting balloons
rn-d eloping with Marian Neither of says Jim. ‘Well, there’s no hope for ten (10) years from date of is- i J '
v. could bring It off. When JI tn had either of us now, Theodore.’
“ ‘I dunno,’ says I. ‘I guess It’s up suance, subject to redemption, how- • 1
H I;.n half way to the altar I butted
ever, at any semi-annual coupon , .
ii and forbade the banns. When I to us to commit suicide, If we ain’t
Storage for Furniture
date at or after one (1) year
death-proof,
but
there
’
s
one
thing
to
>•<’’ Marian down a rope ladder, Jim
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uniting below with an ax to chop do first, and that’s to bash up I er- from date, principal and interest ; •
and Baggage
payable at the Fiscal Agency of
tl rope before I reached the ground. fesser MacStart.’
“
‘
I
’
m
with
you
there,*
I
says.
‘
Wien
the
State
of
Oregon
in
New
l
’
ork
Aid Hl the time Marian would have
City.
t . <( n either of us; didn’t care which do we begin?’
“ ‘Right now,’ ho says; and then the
Bids must be unconditional and
li ¡ . I, so long as It wasn’t anybody
Tel. No. 683
Office
telephone
rang.
‘
Excuse
me.
’
says
I.
<•1
accompanied by certified check in
“
Til
go
with
you,
’
says
Jim,
kind
‘Jim comes to me one day. T
‘ got
the amount of $206.00.
Corner
Bridge
and
It.’ he , ys ‘Got what?’ asks I. . ‘It,’ of suspicious.
The council reserves the right
Marian.
‘
Congratu
ate
Weed
Ave.
“It was from
fays .Mm. displaying a vial, •This
to reject any or all bids.
v
given to me by Professor Mac- me, boys,’ she says. ‘I guess you’re
D. B. Reasoner,
1 irt ' lie rays. ‘and It’s going to solve together. I’m telephoning you from
City Recorder. 302
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problem. Let’s go to Marian’s Atlantic City. ‘The perfesser an I I
I ■ » and we’ll all talk it over to were married at six this morning.’
“I don’t know that I need to say
g< ther.’
•‘When we got there Marfan wel- any more, gentlemen. I’ve been
c< m I us like kings. ‘Have you de- searching for the perfesser ever since
eh l which of you It’s to be?’ she hut I’ve never found him. Tn the in
h -I
Tin sort »of getting tired of tervals I’ve been searching for some
v. Hg. ami It’s only fair to tell you thing to take the color off. I never
.fl i there’s a third party just butted found that either. Jim and I at :ast
.lh
ot that I care for hlm as I do started to work our way through the
The posters circulated we e incorrect as to the
y » I •ys. hut I can’t wait for you for states io find MacStart He started
I
from
New
from
San
I'r-ncisco
and
date. Take advantage of the bargains right now.
v « r/
York. 1 deii’l know how far he’s rot
•’’I 'l^ps all right,’
City, as vou
Largest asortment of
MEN’S SPRING
■ d lu^fessor MacStart has agreed but I’ve r< ch? 1 to Jersey
make Philadelphia
Ip Un jout of our dilflcullles. it's see. and I lnq
HATS
Men’s SPRING CAPS
by the ei d of t’»e year, You don’t
lut’l ’ lie Rays.
dollar to help
It’s ”.(' ♦’ :• _•» other
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MEN’S SUITS,
’ Not foi me,’ says I. Tve fought think
in Vernonia, from 89c
me nn my way a Per m.v telling you
LADIES’ AND MEN’S
••Hough duels. Jim, and you know this? <;h. ail iLl.f. suit yourselves.
V
-••• evt nly matched that neither gentlemen.’*
to $3.50
WALKOVER SHOES
1.1
• ntild best the other, not even
I.
pulling het».’
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• I is is dliTurent,’ says Jim.
’I Find h<t -
hoie a vial. It contains two
O oji
ttaforial Sea
of stuff. Inside one of these
The French me:< mrologlst Tel-se
Is a single drop of Per ft ssor renc de Bort gives a remarkable rec
Hl’s famous mixture for torn ord of temperature observed b.v nu ms
•die people black.’
of aeronautical researches In the up
ne\or lieu rd of such a tiling,* per air over the equatorial regions of
Mnrhin. ’Who
re
the Atlantic. Good results were ob
v I.
|M*oph» black?*
tained by an expedition by himself
hut'* lust the point; nobody and Mrs. Botch In these regions, nd
<1
usually,* says Jim. 'However, contrary to expectations, it was found
S II i case In point. This single that at high levels In the equatorial
t
nt Per6 ssor M a ( Start's famous air much lower temperatures were re
<•
II Mure ' won’t mix. Il’s just a drop, corded than at corresponding hef hts
tbritilig In
I the center of the bottle, In the temperate latitudes. Over the
It can’t be scon, heard, smelled, equator the Isothermal zone sue md
torn bed, or tasted. Now. If we (ti to he absent. But the tempera uro
vld< the
(be contents of this here vial, continued to decrease up to the high
one of us must get the drop and one est point reached, and at altitudes of
won’t It can’t be divided. It’s an eight miles or more It was fount! as
low as 112 degrees below zer<’ of
or I k i ' ii I molceoddleole.’
••‘I’m beginning to get you now,’ Fahrenheit’s scale.
This Intense cold In the high air
says I The winner la the one what
turn black, and he ge ts Miss Marian.’ over the equatorial Atlantic, on ’which
••‘Never’’ streamed Marian. Tm the sun exerts greatest healing pow-
going to marry the loser. No black er. seems mysterious. Indeed, though
there Is no reason whatever to ques
fellows for mine.’
•• The winner I* the loser,’ explains tion the accuracy • f the recording In
hmntlon Is, per
Jim I‘.ui’ley In six to eight hours the struments. Its
I i.) the existence of
w Inn !• ; loser, what whs white, turns haps. to be f
comi-k l( ly black. for keeps. The a broad atir ' ic current travel
l« -i t is the winner. lie marries .Miss ing with enorino'.H velocity from cast
to west at altitudes from five to eight
rlnn '
’Not before I’ve • had time to see miles above the equatorial regions
and apparently circling the globe, ir
In doesn’t turn black,
I
too,’ nays seems probable that on surfaces of
>1 bin.
such a current, from which masses of
lie hoh ’ i .’ »ays Jim, patientlike. Mir have been violently separated as
t • -uu, he won’t swallow the drop.
lateral offshoots, the resulting sud
•m
’•< m to uncork the vial ‘Are den diminution of pressure and ex
tdy, Theodore?’ he nsks.
pansion of the nlr would account for
’ ntltely so,
so. ’ says |. You see, I an Immense reduction of the tempera
le i the girl well enough to be will- ture below aero.
Thuraday, M^rch 3, 1927
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