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United States government for which
the treasury department is noted, a
check fur urte cent, premium refund
on converted
war ri*k insurance.
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“And that’* one check that prob-
ubly will never be cashed,’’ said the
sergeant with a grim smile.—Cot
tage Grove Sentinel.
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Jimmie giggled when the teacher
read the story of the Roman who
»wnm across the Tiber three times
before breakfast.
"You don’t doubt that a trained
swimmer could do that, do you
Jimmy?’’ the teacher demanded.
“No, ma’m,” answered Jimmy,
“but I wondered why he didn’t make
it four time* and get back to the
ride his clothes were on.”
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“Where are you going, my pretty
maid?’’
"To get my hair bobbed, air,” «he
«aid.
“May I H« with you, my pretty
maid?’’
“If you wont read me a long
homily on the subject that your
mother never had her hair bobbed,
and won't give me any advice nn to
whut style 1 shall follow in having
my locks trimmed, and will climb in
to u chair and get that shave you aré
needing, und let the barber stuff a
towel in your mouth—“You’ll be
quite welcome, sir,” she said.
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Unsolicited Testimonials.
Dear Doctor: After undergoing
your treatment for rheumatism of
the Knee, I would like to infom you
thut after seven years of following
your directions, my knee disappear
ed but the pain is still there. (Name
on request).
Dear Garage Man: After nsin<
twelve bottlea of your radiator re
pairer, I beg to announce that the
radiator is gone but the leuk is still
there. (Name on request).
Thrift Week and Bookkeeper* U
Dear Chemist: After using your —How many more week* will
Moth-Preventor for five years, let have.
me say that all my clothes have dis
appeared but the moths are still
Which comes first the egg or
there. (Name on request).
hen?
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Broiling bacon in a hot oven gives
Woolen anklet*, easily donned a
a product that is superior to most removed .have been designed
fried bacon since it gets steady even women to wear, to protect th
heat.
stocicingx against mud splashed
automobiles.
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According to the papers we have
Has your subscription expired.
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flEITHNER’S
Iridie» und Children* Ho*e
Ladien and Children* Shoe*
Ready to Wear, Corset and under
wear; Pictorial Pattern*
k.
We are now showin our MERCHANDISE for Spring. ALL NEW,
BOUGHT direct from the manufacturer.
We guarantee to show you the best quality nerchandi.se’ ever
shown in Vernonia.
lleithners, Vernonia’s ne wstore that leads ir showing the best
quality goods and the latest styles.
We pay and sell for CASH, thereby we sell foi less. We save you
money. —NEW SHOES—NEW DRESSES TOILE DU NORD
GINGHAMS, IMPORTED VOILES, BROA )WAY BROAD
CLOTH, RENFREW GINGHAMS
PIMENTO CUPS
quent, it may be poaeible chat the'
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«hot Shott «hot «hot Shott himxcif,
when the whole uffair would resolve
itself into its original elemtns, nnd
Shott would l>e »hot and Nott would
not. We think, however, that the j
»hot Shott shot uhot not Shott. but :
Nott. Anyway, it is hard to tell who
wan shot ami who was not nhot.
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HARD TO TELL.
A duel was fought in Texas by
Alexander Shott and John D. Noti.
Not was shot and Ehott wm nut.
In this case it was better <o 1»
Shott than Nott. There wa* a ri.
mor that Nutt wi>* not shut, un 1
Shott uver* that he shot Nott, whic i
prove» either the »hot Shutt at Not
was not shot, <>r that Nott, was »ho .
UNCLE SAM PAYS PENNY
notwithstanding that cirrumstanti. I
evidence is not always good.
Staff Sergeant L. H. McKay, D.
It muy be made to appear on trial E. M. I... on duty in Major John P.
that the shut Shott shot shot Ni t', o.' Bobb’s office in Eugene, is the re-
as accidents with firearms are fr<- cipient of one of those gifts of the
That pimento cups which may be
purchased packed in bottle« contain
ing either a half or one dozen make
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cottage cheese, vegetable and .n>me
kindx of fruit naiad«.
salad».
kind»
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REITHNER’S
The store that leads and serves y u better
Appearance Deceitful.
An evidently drunken man sagged
down into u seat in the lobby be-
side a clergyman. “Fine (hie) day,'
he began.
"Yes, it is.” from the fa
clergyman.
“Thish’s fine hotel.”
“Yes, I find it very comfortable.”
“Won’t ’sh have a drink?” the man
aaked, encouraged by the courateous
replies of his chance acquaintance.
The pastor’s face set severely. "No,
thank you,” he said, “I never in
dulge.” "Shay, whatcha givin’ me?
You gotcha collar on backwards now.
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7] “personal guarantee” means very little to you
C<L unless you know the man who makes it.
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Ninety per cent of the things bought for your home
are selected by the lady member of the firm. She
is the purcliasing agent. Most men admit that she
is a capable buyer, and the reason is this: She must
be shown — convinced by proof— that an article is
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Tor that reason, she sees the advantage of dealing
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She knows t’ t what he advertises in this paper is
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No wonder half a million CJievrolet cars were sold in 1925—50,-
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Prices Reduced
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Touring .........
$642
Roadster .......
$637
$813
Coupe —-......
$813
Coach ...........
Sedan ...........
$903
Commercial
Chassis .....
$485
Express Truck
x Chassis ..... V $650
; All prices F. O. B. St.
Helens
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car for a year
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Your old car taken as
part payment
Gilby Motor Co
Vernonia
St. Helens
Quality at Low Coét
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