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About Vernonia eagle. (Vernonia, Or.) 1922-1974 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 22, 1926)
Municipal Wafer « -r SILVER LOAF BEST GRADE t Hard wheat Flour o 49-lb. sks. only 2 39 : I 1 , I j ' 1 United States government for which the treasury department is noted, a check fur urte cent, premium refund on converted war ri*k insurance. e “And that’* one check that prob- ubly will never be cashed,’’ said the sergeant with a grim smile.—Cot tage Grove Sentinel. --------- •--------- Jimmie giggled when the teacher read the story of the Roman who »wnm across the Tiber three times before breakfast. "You don’t doubt that a trained swimmer could do that, do you Jimmy?’’ the teacher demanded. “No, ma’m,” answered Jimmy, “but I wondered why he didn’t make it four time* and get back to the ride his clothes were on.” —*--------- “Where are you going, my pretty maid?’’ "To get my hair bobbed, air,” «he «aid. “May I H« with you, my pretty maid?’’ “If you wont read me a long homily on the subject that your mother never had her hair bobbed, and won't give me any advice nn to whut style 1 shall follow in having my locks trimmed, and will climb in to u chair and get that shave you aré needing, und let the barber stuff a towel in your mouth—“You’ll be quite welcome, sir,” she said. --------- *--------- Unsolicited Testimonials. Dear Doctor: After undergoing your treatment for rheumatism of the Knee, I would like to infom you thut after seven years of following your directions, my knee disappear ed but the pain is still there. (Name on request). Dear Garage Man: After nsin< twelve bottlea of your radiator re pairer, I beg to announce that the radiator is gone but the leuk is still there. (Name on request). Thrift Week and Bookkeeper* U Dear Chemist: After using your —How many more week* will Moth-Preventor for five years, let have. me say that all my clothes have dis appeared but the moths are still Which comes first the egg or there. (Name on request). hen? --------- *--------- Broiling bacon in a hot oven gives Woolen anklet*, easily donned a a product that is superior to most removed .have been designed fried bacon since it gets steady even women to wear, to protect th heat. stocicingx against mud splashed automobiles. .--------- ♦---------- According to the papers we have Has your subscription expired. -------------------- -- flEITHNER’S Iridie» und Children* Ho*e Ladien and Children* Shoe* Ready to Wear, Corset and under wear; Pictorial Pattern* k. We are now showin our MERCHANDISE for Spring. ALL NEW, BOUGHT direct from the manufacturer. We guarantee to show you the best quality nerchandi.se’ ever shown in Vernonia. lleithners, Vernonia’s ne wstore that leads ir showing the best quality goods and the latest styles. We pay and sell for CASH, thereby we sell foi less. We save you money. —NEW SHOES—NEW DRESSES TOILE DU NORD GINGHAMS, IMPORTED VOILES, BROA )WAY BROAD CLOTH, RENFREW GINGHAMS PIMENTO CUPS quent, it may be poaeible chat the' i «hot Shott «hot «hot Shott himxcif, when the whole uffair would resolve itself into its original elemtns, nnd Shott would l>e »hot and Nott would not. We think, however, that the j »hot Shott shot uhot not Shott. but : Nott. Anyway, it is hard to tell who wan shot ami who was not nhot. --------- ----------- . HARD TO TELL. A duel was fought in Texas by Alexander Shott and John D. Noti. Not was shot and Ehott wm nut. In this case it was better <o 1» Shott than Nott. There wa* a ri. mor that Nutt wi>* not shut, un 1 Shott uver* that he shot Nott, whic i prove» either the »hot Shutt at Not was not shot, <>r that Nott, was »ho . UNCLE SAM PAYS PENNY notwithstanding that cirrumstanti. I evidence is not always good. Staff Sergeant L. H. McKay, D. It muy be made to appear on trial E. M. I... on duty in Major John P. that the shut Shott shot shot Ni t', o.' Bobb’s office in Eugene, is the re- as accidents with firearms are fr<- cipient of one of those gifts of the That pimento cups which may be purchased packed in bottle« contain ing either a half or one dozen make **» “ c«P» ** cottage cheese, vegetable and .n>me kindx of fruit naiad«. salad». kind» --------- 4,--------- REITHNER’S The store that leads and serves y u better Appearance Deceitful. An evidently drunken man sagged down into u seat in the lobby be- side a clergyman. “Fine (hie) day,' he began. "Yes, it is.” from the fa clergyman. “Thish’s fine hotel.” “Yes, I find it very comfortable.” “Won’t ’sh have a drink?” the man aaked, encouraged by the courateous replies of his chance acquaintance. The pastor’s face set severely. "No, thank you,” he said, “I never in dulge.” "Shay, whatcha givin’ me? You gotcha collar on backwards now. for economical transportation Chevrolet Chevrolet Reduced Prices Effective Immediately Don't wait anv longer for that new car! BUY 11 TODAY These reduce d prices set a new standard of high quality at low cost. Ride in he new Chevrolet. Compare Chevrolet with higher priced cars. His word is his bond! 7] “personal guarantee” means very little to you C<L unless you know the man who makes it. « Ninety per cent of the things bought for your home are selected by the lady member of the firm. She is the purcliasing agent. Most men admit that she is a capable buyer, and the reason is this: She must be shown — convinced by proof— that an article is what she needs and is worth the price! Tor that reason, she sees the advantage of dealing with a local merchant — a man whose “personal guarantee of satisfaction” means just what it says. » > She knows t’ t what he advertises in this paper is entitled to her consideration. Because she has confi dence in her neighbor—the local dealer—she can safely invest the family funds in what he guarantees. Read the Ads in this Paper and save yourself money by trading at home ♦ Note its power, its pick-up, its smart appearance, its ease of riding Check its eighty-three quality features No wonder half a million CJievrolet cars were sold in 1925—50,- 000 on the Pacific Coast. Now at its new reduced prices Chevro let offers greater values than ever before. NEW I LOW TERMS Low Prices Under the G.M.A.C.'plan Prices Reduced from $50 to $15 depend ing on model Touring ......... $642 Roadster ....... $637 $813 Coupe —-...... $813 Coach ........... Sedan ........... $903 Commercial Chassis ..... $485 Express Truck x Chassis ..... V $650 ; All prices F. O. B. St. Helens Buy your new car today under the new General Motors Acceptance Cor poration time payment plan. Low down payment, easy monthly terms, low in terest charges make it possible to buy you new car out of income. You’ll save enough money over most other lorg- tenn finance plans, through buying a Chevrolet on the new G. M. A. C. time payment plan to pay for running your car for a year a Your old car taken as part payment Gilby Motor Co Vernonia St. Helens Quality at Low Coét ») A 4 »I» Í ■ ■ > e
