VERNONIA
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Ford Tractors -<■
EAGLE I
ON TWO YEAR PAYMENTS
COME AROUND AND GET PARTICULARS—
SEE FOR YOURSELF
Nature knows her business.
she made canteloupes as big as
watermlons they would cost her too
much.
Maybe the reason some Vernon,
ia men talk in their sleep is be
cause that is their only opportun
ity.
Hope isn’t always rewarded. Look
how long the ex-Kaiser has been
hoping for an invitation to come
Vernonia
back to Berlin.
Speaking of jazz bands, the man
who put the din in the dinner took
all the rest out of restaurants.
Nobody cares what the average
Vernonia man believes, so long a?
he doesn’t irritate the whole town
by discussing it.
A friend is an acquaintance who
never borrowed money from you
and never loaned you any.
Was the amount distributed by the
The summer is now so far advanc
ed that the fly which you failed to I
iwat in April now has 13,450.000 I
MUTUAL BENEFIT HEALTH & ACCIDENT
decendants.
ASSOCIATION OF OMAHA in 1924
Why is it that some men around 1
Vernonia have to wait until their
for health and accident claims. Bond your earning
wives get wrinkles in their faces .
power with the best policy ever written.
they realize just how helpful a wife
really is .
The billing and cooing doesn't
end with the honeymoon. Only the
cooing stops then.
Unci Sam says the life of a paper
dollar is only seven or eight months,
Ask me about the two months free insurance
but we have never had any of them
to die onour hands.
feature just now going into effect. One quarterly
The world isn’t as ba<j as some
payment carries till January 1st.
Vrnonia folks make it out to be
But it’s a fact thae the world is
certain to impose on the man with
a good disposition.
The man who seeks trr-de by ly-
I ing on his empetitor is a poor sales
man in any business and is headed
for the rocks.
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One New York taxicab knocked
I a man down and another one ran
over him and killed him. Wt suppose
tnat’s what they call “team work”
in New York.
When a Vernonia girl tells a voifrfg
man that she dreamed of him the
night before he should begin to save
up money for the furniture.
Maybe the reason they print bed
time stories in morning papers is
that the modern boy and girl are
just going to bed about the time
the morning paper comes out.
We call and deliver TUESDAYS and FRIDAYS
Hens are troublesome at times
and they seldom show mucn wisdom
Leave orders at the Columbia Barber Shop.
But they are honest, for no hen
ever laid a bad egg.
Any Vernonia husband who has'
had experience in skinning a rabbit,
DONT
BE
AFRAID
Places for candidates to get sub
ought to be of some help to Kia'
scriptions the coming six weeks:
wife when she is shedding one of
Of any Eagle Solicitor or candi these new-fangled dresses.
Sunset Camp, O. -A. Camp, I. P.
date not turning in your subscrip
Camp, Koster, West Timber, Gales
tions, They are absolutely honest
Creek. Berkenfield, Jewel’, Mist, and reliable. Get your receipt. Na
Upper Nehalem
East Side and Keasey, St. Helens, one wants to run the risk of “Mis
Clatskanie Rainier, Portland and appropriating Funds.“ The penalty
A. F. Omduff and family has
is too great. .
Astoria.
goneto spgnd a week on the cm-t.
Rainwater has company from ft.
Try Lincolns Home made
Helens Mrs. Rainwater daughter
Cream and Candies.
and family.
The Timber school house was de
stroyed by fire there were four
boys was camp there two from tim
ber two from Hillsboro last Monday
night.
We hear thg wedding bells has
been ringing at Timber Mr. Donald
Powell and Miss South.
Mrs. A. F. Omduff and daughter
Sybal and little Lottie McKinster
called on My». A. J. Winicke and ate
dinner We.Y^Mpy. ,
Mr. a . FXaunrff is building
new wood
The sunset Is putting up aomp
garages forTKeir employees.
Willis Omduff is busy cutting
grain these days.
The Forest fires is burning up
a round timber.
Crawford Motor Co
$2,094,674
VERNONIA
,feooo.
and Standard Grade
Pay Roll Oy—Mills, Logging.
Fu ming, Dlrying, Fruit, Vegetables
P. A. & P.ty. Town growing fast
Un Inland Loop Highway Between
Portlancana Astoria.
A Large Tfritory to Draw From.
49 Miles k>m Portland, 35 M'les
From treat Grove, 27 Mile*
From & Helens.
Many Oppiunities in Vernonia.
Best Hunt^, Trapping and Fishing
in theiirthwest.
An Industd Center.
■reatment
for
FÄLLIG HAIR AND
IÌNDRUFF
f. Soden
Barber Shop
T. 4 EDWARDS
(Inured Carrier)
Portland'
1---- 1» Vernonia Truck
Line
(LAND OFFICE
Freight Terminal
r and Yamhill Sts.
I--------Office No. 11
Resident—Walnut 2380
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BANK
OF
VERNONIA
Vernonia, Oregon
QUALITY WORK GUARANTEED
A Vernonia Institution, Modem in Every Respect
G. C. Olsen
For Good Laundry Work
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BIDS WANTED
For the transportation of High
School students on the Vernonia
and Timber road from the county
line to the High School. Each bid
der shall specify the kind of car
he proposes to use, also the kind
of body.
The Board reserves the right to
reject any and all bids. Bids will
be opened August 17th By or
der of the Board of Directors of
Union High School No. 1. —Mrs.
Chas. Malmsten, Clerk.
Acioss from Theatre
and from every officer and .employee of the
WE CALL FOR AND DELIVER
Quick Service—Watch for Our Car
COLLECTIONS W*
No*Conecdo<ns "’ no *C
KNIGHT ADJUSTMENT CO.
J. I. KNIGHT,
McMinnville.
J. J. STANGEL,
Hillsboro.
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DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK
By E. R. WAITE, Secretary, Shawnee, Okla
Board of Commerce.
THAT every city has business concerns who
advertise continuously. They bring much bus
iness to the home city.
THÂT in the same cities can be fo
number irçho sit idly by and wait
of the business brought to the ci
ergy of the continuous advertise
THAT there i
the story of t
come great o’
and advertisi
inspirational
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