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VERNONIA EAGLE
CARPENTER LECTURES
ARE THRILLING
HEN
Such subjects as the origin of man
his three fold nature and what it en
ables him to do are frequently
brushed aside as too deep and dry
for popular interest but a noted as
tronomer and scientist who is com
ing to Chautauqua is going to open
the flood gate of astonishing en
lightenment on the storin ci the
heaven.i, the universe anj it: worlds
of mankind, and the Into develop
ments of science.
He is Dr. A. D.
Carpenter, whose dynamic person
ality and eloquence alone could hold
any audience spellbound, but who
will submerge his personal accom
plishments for the greater entertain
ment of relating what we all should
Here is a home store with Goods as good and as new as the city stores—only
know but generally do not.
lower prices. Keep the Money in Vernonia.
Dr. Carpenter will give three con-
Shirts of the latest, neckwear that’s stylish and collars to match.
secutive lectures, beginning the
Oxfordes and Shoes for Men, Boys’, Women and Girls. Large stock of Straw
afternoon of the second day’s pro-
Hats, Wide Belts, Kerchiefs.
gram, which fit into each other and
form a complete story of the secrets
A complete Store of Men’s Goods
of the universe. No fairy story ever
entrance,] children more than these
scientific facts which are told in the
simple language of the everyday man
woman and child. High school and
grammar school pupils, like the men
in Alaska, “just eat these lectures
up,’’ according to reports from sev
eral prominent Principals. Sunday
school scholars have their teachings
A. W. PETERSEN
presentel in a new and understand
Across
from
Theatre
Second and Bridge street
able form.
Carpenter interprets the unknown
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in terms of the known, and awakens
an amazing new interest in Infinite
General History Bookkeeping
NOTICE OF
Archseologlaia are wanting time ifi
Causes, in nature and in human life
Questions are answered in th* final
ELIZABETH PERKY,
finding ancient tombs; we konw that
Teachers’ Examinations
lecture “ Man and the Universe,”
County School Superintendent the ancient are all dead.
which brings the facts revealed' in
The regular teacher’s examination
the preceding lectures to a supreme will be held in St. Helens, commenc
climax.
Facts which men have ing Wednesday, June 10, 1925, at
studied about but were too perplex 9:00 o’clock a. m,. and continuing
ing for solution are made clear. until Saturday, June 13, 1925.
Science which formerly appeared dull 4: o’clock p. m.,
Wednesday Forenoon.
and dry, immediately becomes illu
mined with startling, vibrant facts. u. s. History, Writing (Penman
ship), Music, Drawing
The Carpenter lectures are thrill
Wednesday Afternoon
ing. He is the first scientist of note
to put a real human touch to find Physiology, Reading, Manual Train
ings made through years of collegi ing, Composition, Domestic Science.
ate and laboratory research.
The Methods in Reading, Course
pageantry of the Heavens, the won Study tor Drawing, Methods
Arithmetic
ders of nature, the universal intelli
Thursday Forenoon.
gence, and the universality < f lews
become awe inspiring realities as he Arithmetic, History of Education
unfolds their secrets simply, cloqtien- Psychol'igy, Methods in Geography,
ly and ifpressively. Dates of the Car Meehan ml Drawing, Dome-d’: Art,
penter lectures are the afternoon of Course of S‘. il/ for Domestic Art.
Thursday Afternoon
the second day and the afternoon
Grammar, Geography, Stenography,
and evening of the third day.
American Literature, Physics, Type
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City people have a lot of fine writing, Methods in I<angtiKge, Thesis
for Primary Certificate.
,
things to wear. Country people have
Friday Foren»on
lots of nice fresh things to eat. Take
Theory and Practice, Orthography
your choice.
,
(Spelling),
Physical
Geography,
Pedestrians are getting so parti
English Literature, Chemistry
cular they want to be run over by an
Friday Afternoon
expensive car nowadays.
School Law, Geology, Algebra, Civil
This Is the llrsl picture to reach America of Mnliamed Abd-el-Kritn, brother
of Abd-el-Krlm, chief of the Iliff tribesmen of Morocco. Mahamed la the
Government.
Will Florida send Bryan to Con-
Saturday F°renoon
commander of the ltlff troops In the cainpulgns against the Spanish and French,
gress? If she doesn’t, her realtors
his brother not being a soldier.
Geometry, Botany
will be overlooking some valuable
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Leader of the Riffians
A girl asked another to take a
publican? Maybe he is thinking about persistent suitor off her hands say
ing: “I know you’ll get along togeth
trying to become one.
er like ham and eygs.”.—“Maybe so’
Virtue being its own reward, the said the second girl. “Is he a good
recent Congressional salary increases egg?’’
must have been for something else.
Things are coming to such a pass,
King Boris of Bulgaria had better says a Flint, Michigan manufacturer
swap his government’s policy for a that it will not be long before a
manufacturer will be unable to sell
good accident policy.
a motorcar unless he is able to fur
In Dttroit, a broker is sentenced
nish parking space to go with it.
When
you
come
to
think
of
the
for 130 years. That will hold him
matter it is because of his fool luck
lor a while, no doubt.
Belleplaine (la.) boy twins can’t
that a fool gets the money he is fool be told apart, not even by finger
Much of the politeness these days enough to part with it.
prints, so two girls will have an tw-
consists in ofering a lady your seat
ful
time later.
when you get off the street car.
“So you got stung on a goldbrick
eh?” asked the visitor. “Depends on
"GENUINE” BULL DURHAM
“Motehr, have you got a nickle for
how you look at it,” answered the
According to Dr. Wiley’r analysis
a poor old man?”, said litle Johnny Michigan farmer. “ I took that gold-
“Genuine Bull Durham Tobacco” is
of Tucson, Arizona.—“Where’s the
brick in exchange for summer board’ composed of the following ingred
poor man, my son?”—“Down at the
corner selling ice cream cones.”
So many mothers have started to ients:
03 per cent
using rogue their daughters may Alfalfa
A Hint to Epicures. Wife—“Have
00 per c?nt
quit it or be considered old-fashioned Art-enic
you really told the cook that she and !
Opium .............................. 01 per cent
her sweetheart are to dine with us?
London News.
Man in Liverpool Fluid ................................ 03 per cent
la that quite the thing?”- Husband left his fortune to a girl who re Tobacco .......................... 27 pe- < '.nt
—"No. It isn't the. thing, but I’m fused to marry him.
Her kindness
“Bull” is quoted at two pnekages
getting tired of his always having was never forgotten,
for 15 cents or 7% cents ai ounce,'
the best of all the food.
or |1.20 a pound, or 19400 a ton,)
One-half of the world doesn’t
and
as .63 per cent of "Bull”, or(
estimates that the know how the other half livea, but it
A scientist
1360
pounds is pure alfal'a, there
earth will last about a hundred mil- would give a lot to know.
fore
the
tobacco trust is getting
lion years longer. This should giv
Many a man who doesn’t kiss his 11632 for the hay filling in ‘Bu’l*
Germany and Italy plenty of time
wife because she looks sour will find or 12400 for every ton of alfalfa it
to settle their war debts.
. she looks, sour because he doesn’t unloads on the rubes in its “Genuine
Senator Borah asks what is a Re- kiss her.
Bull.”—Labor Clarion.
The more dishwater
wedding
rings sees the longer it seems to last
“But,” protested the new arrival,
as St. Peter handed him a golden
trumpet, “I can’t play this instru
ment, 1 never practiced whill on the
earth.”—“Of course you didn’t.”)
chuckled the old saint “That’s why,
you are here.
SUCH IS LIFE
Van Zelm
that
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NO. 225
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10 lbs— 69c
... 33c
2’/»-lb. tins....................
11.29
1-lb. box, Fancy Candy........
5-lb tins ........................
$2.43
... 39c
1-lb. Fresh Marshmallows....
25c
Citrus,
per
large
pkg
.........
.
$1.00
Tender Sifted Peas, 6 tins....
Ch ipso, per large pkg........
.. 28c
$1.00
Large tins Tomatoes, 7 tins .
... 26c
P&G
Naptha
Soap,
5
for
...
Very nice pack Ige tins Sweet
Old Dutch Cleanser, 3 for
.. 25c
Potatoes...................................... 25c
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ROYAL BAKING POWDER—
No. 5 Wooden boxes, perfection.... 59c
6-oz. tins...................................... 25c
No. 5 Wooden Grahams................. 89c
12-oz. tins.................................. 43c
Crackers in bulk, per lb.................. 18c
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