Place Your A'd Hera
EAGLE FEATHERS
VERNONIA EAGLE
know that will be perfectly aatis-
factory to everyone around.
The proposed child-labor 1 a w
would prevent Willie from turning
the grindstone, but it wouldn’t get
Dad’s nose any further away from
it.
Erance is still a good friend of
ours. She’s willing to fight for the
last dollar we’ve got.
The pioneer who blazed a trail
We suppose that the rate things
through the wilderness to build a
home now han a grandson looking are going it won’t be unusual along
for 160 acre, to build a golf-course. about 1970 to hear a Vernonia man
say about a neighbor: “No his
wife, won’t work bo the poor fellow
The Vernonia boy who wishes bin has to take in washing.”
folks could own two autos is usually
silent about wishing they were able
TELL IT TO THEM
tto own two garden hoes.
Some people manage to get by
with an oily tongue, but the surest
dependence is elbow grease.
We wonder which muscle Presi
dent Coolidge’s electric hobby horse
exercises that a flivver wouldn’t
reach.
About al) the use Rome Vernonia
citizens have for the Golden Rule
is to measure other people by it.
We don’t know who lout the war
but it seems to England that, hunt
ing for it.
di
ext time you hear a
Next
citizen of Vernonia yelping
about a typographical error
i n his home paper, just
hand him these few figures
to stop his tongue:
In an ordinary column
there are 10,000 pieces of
type; there are seven poss
ible wrong positions for
each letter; there are 70,-
000 changes to make an
error, and millions of poss
ible transpositions. In this
one sentence, “To be omot
t o be” b y transpositions
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on every old shoe you happen to
been cabled over from Lon try
run across in your daily wsnderings.
don which should be spread You will have no time to even think
across the front page of about it. The funny thing about
old shoe business is that the
every paper in the world- if this
fellow for whom it was intended
it proves to be true. It states seldom gets a chance to try it on.
other fellow always beats him
that British physicians and Some
to it. The fellow who is shot at
chemists working together seldom tumbles, and if he does, he is
have succeeded in perfect too smart to howl about it.—Ex.
ing a vaccine known as|
“toxin anti-toxin” which, it
is claimed, prevents those
vaccinated with it from
contracting the flu, diphth
eria, infantile paralysis or
whooping cough. There is
no end to the possiblebili-
ties of medical science, and
no reason to doubt but these j
men may have discovered
something that will prove; $5000 °° in Awards
a blessing to the whole | To BOYS and GIRLS
world for all time to come., Join Bauer &. Black’s First
If they have there should
be erected at some suitable Aid Legion at this Store
is Boys and Girls First Aid Week
spot the greatest monument This
at this store.
ever built. And we’re ready! We invite the Boys and Girls of this
to be our guests this week
to pledge the support of j community
and see the instructive exhibits of first
Vernonia citizens right now aid materials used to prevent minor cuts
and wounds from becoming serious in
in any movement to reward juries.
During this event, we are accepting
these men, as long as they
enrollments for Bauer £? Black's Junior
live.
First Aid Legion, i ic makes you a mem
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PUTTING ON OLD SHOES
ber of this valiant order—and brings you
a complete pocket kit of first aid'supplies
—a handsome membership button—and
a hand book of First Aid instruction.
Bauer H Black will award five hundred
ten-dollar gold pieces to the yoo boys and
girls who render the best first aid service
in 191J. A membership in the Junior
Legion will give you the first aid knowl
edge to compete and perhaps win one of
these ten-dollar gold pieces.
GINGHAMS
- PATTERNS
Special 19c yard
COLORS
Akron tire engineer«
with records of success
running back a quarter
century, knew the future
held much in the East.
CHILDREN SUITS
Dresses
Play Suits
63c
HAT SALE
Mens
Bib Overalls
Many good hats for
$1.50
$1.00-$2.00-$3.00
Yet when the West won
them, they gladly transferred
their training, skill and re
sources to the Pacific Coast.
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Today C-T'C tires bear
testimony to this pioneer move!
Thousands of motorists in nine
Western states have discovered
that C-T-C engineers have put
something into these dree that
makes them outrun others.
Some call it “stamina”» some
“quality”. Others declare that
the very training and skill of
the engineers is e mbod ie d in
every treed and ply.
see
SOX, 2 pair........
Ordered fresh every
day—always the best
and newest.
Cream Wheat....... 25c
Canned Peaches...... 25c
Apricots ............... 25c
Cherries.................. 25c
Prunes, canned
25 c
7 cans com.... ...... $1.00
BUTTER
Made from pure pas-
turized cream. Every
ounce is guaranteed—
we never have cheap
.grades.
41c
25c
Del
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Monte
Flour
Suspenders
New Shirts
Newr Vests
Prunes ................... 10c
Walnuts ............... 20c
Toilet Paper ........... 5c
22 rolls........... $1.00
Large Salmon....... 15c
Pineapple, 3 cans $1.00
Catsup, 1 pt............. 25c
Mothers Oats ....... 38c
Scookum Apple Butter
large guasses.......33c
$2.19
\ guaranteed
SWIFTS
GEM NUT
Oleomargarine
22c
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Keep the Flies Out
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We make the Screens, Doors and Win
dows just to fit and make them right.
Place your order now, that we may
measure up and beat the flies to it.
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STANKEY & SON
Vernonia Woodworking Co.
"Quality will never be
sacrificed to meet a price*
FILL YOUR TANK WITH
JFVcfident
Columbia Tira Corporedcas
Gilby Motor Co.
CLATSKANIE,
ST. HELENS
Vernonia
NOTICE
To Auto Owners
O--- 0—o
New Shell Gas
AT THE SQUARE DEAL GARAGE AND
NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE. YOU’LL
BE THE JUDGE
VERNONIA
—FIRST CLASS MECHANICAL WORK—
vrr
CORDS
Hand*built
M.J.B. Coflfee...........45c
Shredded Wheat.... 10c
Milk, 11 cans....... $1.00
Milk, case........... $4.29
Crown Flour....... $2.63
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We shall he glad to give you
expert information about your
dree, and — if you need them
— put on C-T-C* s — either bal
loons, semi ■ balloons, heavy-
duty cords or oversize cords!
as^y/asa^
Fresh Vegetables
THAT progressive cities are on the threshhold
of the greatest development in their history.
Every indication points to an era of progress
and prosperity for them, which has had no
counterpart in the past.
THAT the names of those cities are not easily
forgotten. Where ever they are named, people
stop to listen. It calls to their minds a collec
tion of thoughts about great cities in the
making.
THAT hospitality is the joy and spirit of those
cities. They are laying the ground work for a
great future, and this spirit is attracting the
attention of the world.
THAT progressive cities of today are coming
into their own. The results their citizens
achieve in their great development will be great
because they depend upon the great vision they
possess and the great energy they have to carry
noteworthy and well devised plans to a success
ful conclusion.
FELL in love
with the West...
T 1EY
can you blame them?
JAPAN-CHINESE PARASOLS
Rompers
< DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK
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~By-
E. R. Waite, Secretary, Shawnee, Okla., Cham
ber of Commerce.
■i Zìi / Í
Silver Fox Pharmacy
KINGSLEYS
Cities That Progress
THE WORLD PAYS ATTENTION TO PRO
GRESSIVE CITIES. IT PAYS LITTLE AT
TENTION TO CITIES THAT LACK A PRO
GRESSIVE SPIRIT.
The other day a fellow said to me,
New York doctor« found a Hewing
“
One
of your shoes fits me alright,
needle in a girl’s arm. f But
‘
a New aJone ft as been figured out
but I am not going to put it on.”
York detective couldn't find a Hew
2,7o9,022 errors ca n be He was a wise fellow. The chump
ing needle in one of them’H hand.
made. Newspa per people, who is eternally thinking somebody
once it was the lightening rod' from the ‘devil’ up to the is looking at him with suspicion is
agent that tapped at doors around boss, and Other high offic- always in warm water. I have lost
—E-stands for—
I hundrds of friends by them simply
Vernonia but now it’s the smiling
lais,
are
merely
human,
and
putting
on
shoes
not
thrown
at
agent with the radio all ready to
Easiest terms possible—the con
liable to err. Don’t be nos them. They were ir.tended for no-' venient way to buy a Victrola at
set up.
ing around for errors, but body in particular but the guilty
The record of the Sixty-Third read for the information flee when no man pursues. We get
Congress can be written in this way: you can get. You’ll find er the idea into our heads that we are
attracting a lot more attention than
“1923, sworn in; 1926, cussed out.”
rors enough in your daily we are. We imagine that because |
What thia country really needs for walk through life without our left ear burns a little somebody,
the benefit of everbody is a scheme I having to hunt for them in is talking about us. That’s a myth
as groundless as the Easter rain
to boost the price of wheat and at a newspaper.
theory. Nobody is talking about us
the same time bring down the price
no body is even thinking about.
of flour.
WE HOPE IT’S TRUE and
us, unless perchance, we happen to'
be a little slow in settling up some!
A London professor says the
The other day we read of our accounts. If you are fair
world will be inhabited for the next
20,000,000 years.
As far as we a little news item that had with your neighbors you won’t
IheWestis
the Mecca of
menofvisioiL
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SQUARE DEAL
GARAGE
“Service Is Our Motto”
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