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Maybe another reason why a man
Vernonia can give you a sure cure always gives in in an argument is
for what ails you, and yet the doc because the woman never gives out.
tora go right on living.
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It is always a good idea to re
member that the fellow who asks you
how you feel today doesn’t want to
listen to a lot of symptoms.
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When a woman first marries she
thinks her huabanl has the biggest
heart in the world. And then the
honeymoon is over when she dis
covers how much bigger is his stom
ach than his heart.
Y.ur CoBvsraatisa
“Yankee” was first use
Ing the Revolution as a term of
reproach by the regulars of the
British army in discussing the
colonial Insurgents “Yaoite”
grew out of the attempt of ths
Indians to pronounce the word
English. Their broad, guttural <
accent made It "Younghee,"
“gb” having the sound of **k.”
The term was used contemptu
ously by the Dutch colonists In
reference to ths settlers of New
England.
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Emmott & Culver
VERNONIA MEAT MARKET
Choice selections of fresh killed
Steer Beef. Fancy Veal and
Grain Fed Hogs
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10c-12 l-2c lb.
Choice Steaks
25c lb.
Pot Roasts .....
15c lb.
Fresh Hamburger
16c lb.
Pure Pork Sausage . 25c lb.
Weiners «nd Bologna ....18c lb.
YOU EVER STOP
THINK
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THAT efficient and uninterrupted
service by Public Service Com
panies is of the utmost import
ance to every community.
We carry a lurgc variety of Luncheon Meats
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Treharne Hall
THE POPULAR PLACE
Saturday, Mar. 28th
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—DANCE STARTS AT 8:30—
PRIZES will be given to the best sustained
Characters
GOOD
ORDER ASSURED
FREE BUS
Leaves Folger's Drug Store at 8:20 and returns
after the dance
. N. C. YOUNG, Manager
Furnishing Store
THAT Public Service Companies
are directly reponsible for the
building if business and develop
ment of communities, for they do
for communities what communi
ties cannot do for themselves.
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An up-to-date Men’s
By E. R. Whit«
PURE OPEN KETTLE
RENDERED LARD
10s . .... .......................-..... 11-85
Bulk .............................. 20c lb.
Fresh Whipping Cream 36c pt.
Kippered Salmon
..... 30c lb.
Fresh Dill Pickles ... 3 for 10c
We Handle all Kinds of Fancy
Cheese
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Selecting the correct Hat
for Easter is a problem of
Dress that puzzles many
a man. The best way is
to come here and let us
help you choose from our
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Beef Boil»
Easter Day
“YANKEE”
It looks like they have sent the
BORN—March 16 to Mr. and Mrs.
president every kind of a dog but a
Ralph Weiderkehr, a boy.
“hot dog.”
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QUERY AND ANSWER
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Working Girl—I am a girl 18
years old. and am keeping company
with a young man 21 years old. He
wants to marry me, but he hasn’t
very much money. While we both
love each other, should I marry him
and Like n chance?
.'.ns.—Eoth of you are a little too
young to know positively that your
Lvo k a lasting one. We would
tu.lse you to wait a couple of yean.
Ilov.c/er, not having "very much
money’* should not be considered,
your feelings toward each other and
his ability to earn money are the
all-important facton to be con
sidered.
time in a Minnesota penitentiary or
any other penal institution?
Ana.—No. He was never caught.
Frank James his brother was caught
and sentenced to a Minnesota state
prison.
S. T.—Where do bats build their
nests and raise their young, Is it
done at night?
Ans.—Bats do not build nests. -
They carry their young with them
in the folds of its wings. When the
mother is flitting about at night
feeding on insects she feeds her
young the same time.
We heard a Vernonia married
say the other day that next to an
automobile nothing declines tn value,
as much aa the wife who knows morrj
D. E.—Are there any Mohamme about playing bridge than she does
dans in the United States, and what about making biscuits.
is their Bible,
Mr. and Mrs. J. K. Bush were
Ans.—There are a few scattering
that are followers of Mohammed, in Corvallis the first of the week.
live
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Second and Bridge street
A tire Is known
by the dealers
it keeps
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TIRES and TUBES
COLUMBIA TIRE CORPORATION, PORTLAND, OREOO»
Gilby Motor Co.
CLATSKMHE
0. F.—Will you please tell me
what day of the week I was bom.
the date being March 21, 1859?
Ana.—March 26, 1869,
Friday.
C. A. A.—Is Constantinople the
Capital of both Turkish empire in
Asia and in Europe
Ans.—It was the capital before
the World War. In this war Turkish
lost all foothold in Europe except
Constantinople, a new island in the
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Aegean Sea and the Derkoe water
H. S. S.—Will you please answer apply area. The country is now a
in Query and Answer column where republic with capital at Angora.
are the Dardanelles?
Our idea if an optimist is the Ver
Ans.—The Dardanelles is the
powerful fortified strait between nonia man who can go to prayer
Greece and Turkey that connects meeting when he knows hie chickens
the Aegean Sea and the Sea of are scratching up hie neighbor’s gar
den.
Mormosu.
L. R.—Do married people
longer than single people?
Ans.—It Just seems longer.
A. W. PETERSEN
Across from Theatre
but there is no church or organiza
tion in this country. The Moham-
THAT to meet the growing needs of
median Bible is called the Koran.
every section requires additional
capital and additional service.
E. A.—Can you tell me what is
Public Service Companies must
be encouraged so the capital they ex-President Taft’s religion. Does
now have will be protected and he hold any office now?
Ans.—Ex-President Taft is a Uni
induce new capital to invest in
those companies for the future de tarian. He is now Chief Justice of
velopment of their service which the United States Supreme Court.
is so necessary for the public
welfare.
A. M. C.—Isn't a man a regular
dog to be chewing tobacco and opit-
THAT railroads make it possible for ting all the time
different sections to have easy ac
Ans.—Yes, we would call him a
cess to the products of the others. regular Spits.
Everyhing bought or sold is car
ried by the railroads.
A. J.—I would like to aak through
your question column why all prize
THAT electric power is necessary to fighters get married?
keep the wheels of industry mov
Ans.—Just to keep in training.
ing.
T. P.—Will yon kindly inform us
THAT when the service given by what Fiume is that the Italian gov
Public Service Commission Com ernment had so much trouble about?
panies slows up, business slows up.
Ans.—Fiume is a city on the
western coast of the Adriatic Sea
THATwhen business slows up, many that was made a free state by treaty
people stop earning.
in 1920. It is eight square miles
and is governed by a president who
THAT when many people stop eam- is elected by the people.
ing. many people stop buying.
Inquisitive—Can you tell me
THAT when many people stop buy- where the Judges, the Kings and the
ing. nearly all business stops.
other prophets of the Bible, are
burned?
When Public Service Companies
Ans.—The Prophets fcre hurried
are encouraged so they can give the in the valley about two miles west
service the world requires, people of Jerusalem; the Kings in the val
will earn; when people earn, they ley about four miles northwest of
have money to spend; when they Jerusalem.
have money to spend, everybody is
prosperous.
M. S. P.—Did Jesse James serve
The printed page should be used
to bring about a better understand
ing between Public Service Com
panies and the people they serve. A
better understanding means prosper
ity for both.
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For real nourishment and food
value per pound, Bacon is the
leading meat, at least so food ex
perts tell us. And when it is
cured to a turn, sliced thin and
served crisp, it is delicious.