On Inland Highway
VERNONIA EAGLE
—
Many Opportunitie« Are Here
HOFFMAN HARDWARE CO.
One Dollar will do double duty on this White Enamel Ware—-Envied by every Woman. Beauti
ful White Ware made by a new process which gives it a toughness and elasticity that assures
perfect long service. Easy Cleaned. Sanitary and Time Saver.
For ono week we will give you
your choice of any of the follow
ing items of merchandise. Each
article offered is worth much
more, as you will quickly
recognize.
Just the thing for general
Worth |2.00, now only
purposes.
DISH PANS
COMBINETE
Round or oval—take your choice.
rims. They all go nt
Rolled
Usually sold for $1.40 to $2.26 each.
sale only
This
COFFEE POTS
Also a 3-quart Coffee Pot—a dandy
Only 11.00.
WATER PAILS
12 quart Water Pails, good size—not
the small 8 or 10 quart. Bargain size,
now
I?
TEA KETTLES
Big 7-quart size—a dandy—all fine
and white. Now
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FOR BARGAINS
“SEE HOFFMAN ABOUT IT”
throw me out, dear, are there?”
VISITORS AT LINCOLN
"Not in front of the house, dear
AND WASHINGTON SCHOOLS
Success is doing what you ought est; but the old potato patch at the
Mrs. Sarah Spencer, Patriotic In
back looks nice and soft.’’
to do.
structor of the Woman’s Relief
Soon "a darn good husband" wil, Corps and Mrs. Alma Milk one
A hick town is one where you hear
be one who can do his own darning i of the Board of School Directors
more than you see.
and pants repairing.
i visited the Lincoln school Thursday
afternoon Feb. 15, and Friday af
A. Scutter says the Democracy has
ternoon Mrs. Spencer and Mrs. May
“There to no fool like an old fool” Millinger visited the Washington
the best of leaders, only nobody
but the young fool with oodles of school.
much is following them.
money to worse.
Mrs. Spencer donated a flag and
The man who can drink or let it
Lincoln’s picture to Mrs. Vida Mills’
alone la finding the kind of boose
Jud Tunkins says if profanity be room.
sold now a great help to letting it comes any more prevalent, he’s in
It is the duty of the Patriotic In
alone.
structor
to see that all schools are
favor of a constitutional amendment
furnished with flags and Patriotic
against it.
They nre talking of eliminating
literature.
,
McAdoo and Smith as National lead
Insistent reminders of the expense
ers. They might as well—there to
WE GIVE THE NEWS
of
the recent war should have their
not much left for anybody to lead
In
the
words of a well known pub
Since Calvin wiped them off th' ffect in stimulating efforts to pre-
lisher, we might state that The News
«t another one.
earth—or nearly so.
has no sickly sentimentality, or pre
ELECTRIC
SPARKS
tended sickly sentimentality, about
'• ' current of Muscle Shoale is
giving the news, whether it is about
.>• nature, but doea not move
house news or otherwise. When we
y i» I in congressional debate.
take a subscriber’s money we enter
into a contract with that subscriber
k of the dull evenings Adam to give him the news to the best of
A New York traffic exp ri.
¿ve spent when there were no our ability, and we do it. If you
Solved Washington's problem —'
eighbors to talk about.
want to get the news—all the news
the streets so full of additional
—you can do it for two dollars a
there y .»n’t be room for anybod) .o
Although one of the richest men year—no more, no less. We play
al^j^un automobile.
of his time, George Washington had no favorites; we punish no enemies;
we do not care to advance our own
*i shall go to your father and ask to borrow $3,000 to defray his ex
his consent to-night, darling. There I penses to Now York. Where his in political or social ambition—we run
nìace^À
“ * a newspaper.—Garibaldi News.
*
are no grounds on which he can! auguration as President took ] ‘
m
Another thing old N>-
---- 1
khat might have roused M
«nr
never had to stop the Ark an,
h flat tire.
POST OFFICE BILL
efforts in the process of whitening
USE OREGON PRODUCTS
the souls of moviedom instead of
In regard to the proposed increase whitewashing the out side of the
And now the cup that cheers but
in the Post Office rates, Congress blackened hearts and consciences of does not inebriate is to be dashed
men and Senators are hearing from his charges.—S. Oregon Sportsman. from our lips—for what is a break
their constitutants from every state
fast without a hot, fragrant cup of
in the union to the effect that if the
coffee and rich Jersey cream. Thue
Twenty yean ago one of the best does the cold blooded profiteer take
proposed increase becomes a law, in
creasing the rates on mailing matter, known names in national advertis the joy out of life. Echoes from far
or increasing the rates on Parcel ing was James Pyle’s Pearline The Braxil tell of rain and revolution cur
Post, that every incumbent who votes advertising had run continuolsly tailing the coffee crop. But every
for that increase had better not go
body knows rain falls every day in
back home and face the home folks since 1873.
the tropics in the rainy season, and
for reelection. They are saying the —In 1907, the concern having revolution to like the poet’s river—
Army does not pay its way, but it passed into the hands ofan estate, going on forever. Fact to our dark
costs over $300,000,000 a year and the trustees saw an opportunity by eyed neighbors of the equator are
the Navy does not pay its way and which they could save many hun- playing Yankee tricks on us. They
also costs about $300,000,000 a year dreds of dollan by cutting out the are getting wise to running a little
and why should the Post Office De advertising.
monopoly of their own and hence the
partment, which renders the greatest
—Pearline loot favor rapidly and in hackeneyed fables and the ever soar
service to the people of any of the
1914 tried to come back. Several ing prices. Somebody predicted six-
departments, be expected to pay its
hundred thousand dollan were spent bit and dollar coffee one of these
own way? It doea almost do so.
which amount would have made a days. And what are we going to do
considerable
dent on the market for about it? Same as we did with sug
President Coolidge, receives be
ar when it went to a quarter a pound
tween 2000 and 3000 letters every a new product, but Pearline was not So we'll drink bouillon and Jersey
day. Not more than a hundred get a new product. It was trying to milk. They are fine for the nerves—
come back, which to infinitely more
past his Secretary, however.
and the complexion.—Forest Grove
difficult and it did not succeed.
News-Times.
If it had been anybody but a —Another nationally known product
member of the Hollywood movie stopped advertising for one year—
An item in Portland papers telle
family who married the sixteen-year- and it took from five to seven yean of splendid triplets, 2 beys and 1
old girl under the condition that to regain the volume it lost.
girl being born last week to Mr. and
Charlie Chaplin appears to have —A merchant can build up a busi Mrs. O. L. Lee, of Rtedsport. Mrs.
married his leading lady, the neigh ness with pentotent advertising. Lee to a sister if Mrs. H. O. Dtoa-
bors would have probably have made But few who once become adver- more of Vernonia. Mr. Disamare
him glad to stay in Mexico. Hayes tiaers over follow in the footsteps of says he feels queer to be an uncle
the movie csar might weH spend his Peariine.
three times all at once.