Onl3fe Highway n ■ ! FIRST PRIZE DONT WASTE WATER By Maxine Elliott, 7th Grade A few in Vernonia are letting wat­ er drip and run day und night. Last inght the big supply tank was empti­ ed and the pump froze up. It's ed. Wrsp your pipes. The Oakland ia ahead of all other curs, first, because of its centralized Control. The steering gear, gear shift leaver, accelator, and throttles are all centralized so they are easily reached. For this reason it is much more safe than all other can made. They have disc wheels, balloon tires, permanent tap, Fisher Bodies, indi­ rectly lighted instrement panel, auto­ matic spark control. Glass inclosures for open cars are added at a small coat. The body is provided with metal back, and very wide doon, allowing easy access. The seats have full backs und are heavily upholsttred in worsted. The windows are large with quick action crank type lifts. Both compartments are exceptionally roo­ my and luggage space is arrange for under the rear seat. The windshield is the Fisher V. V. one piece type and other equippment composes speedometer, ammeter, oil automatic windshield cleaner, rear view mirror, foot rest, invisible door checks, tools, tire pump, jack, lock on right hand door. Fenders, running gear and upper body are in black, lining in dark green. Their Duao finish introduced by daklod last year, is the most durable ever put on an automobile. In every desirable color treatment, it has al the beauty of hard-rubbed paint jobs yet requires almost no care what­ ever. It will not chip, check or fade and ia not effected by extremes of temperature. Even dried on mud may be rubbed from it with a dry cloth without marring the surface. In fact its beautiful mellow glass ia oven improved by repeated rubbings and should the surface be marred by scratches or accident, it can be very quickly renewed without neceeeitat- ing refinishing the entire body. The Sedan is the most comfortable model of the Oakland. Long rides on rainy days may be taken with out wearing unsuitable clothes. Just look thio car over yourself and you will see in a minute why it is setting the sales pace for ears of it's field. The reason’s clear, it offers more* in every way for the pirce you pay. More beauty, more quality, more comfort and more value. Note the smart lines of the body and the interior trim of fine Mohair cloth upholstery. Observe the fine character of the construction. Note how snuggly it ia built. This car is also equipped with the four wheel brakes which adds to the safety of driving on hilly roads and secures more safe and accurate performance for driving in congested districts. Aside fro mthe convenience of being able to stop quickly and eas­ ily it also spells tire economy. There is speed, and real good ser­ vice locked up under the graceful hood of the 1926 Oakland. You will be surprised at the pul­ ling power and absence of vibration in the new motor. The power generated by the Oak­ land engine is in turn translated into Mileage through units designed and constructed as carefully aa the pow­ er plant itself, to achieve smoothness flexibility, economy, and diapensibil- ity. By inspecting the car in detail by riding in it yourself you will be able to get a true appreciation of Oak­ land excellence and Oakland value, which arise from its fine engineering From every standpoint of perform­ ance, of comfort, of economy and of serviceability it is a year in abvance of its field. SAY WE’RE LUCKY We read daily dispatches in papers of many stoves blowing and people being injured through frozen water pipe*? Vernonia has some frozen pipes and a few cases where damage will amount to severe* dollars, but no one hurt. Beaverton Oregon City, Tacoma, Portland— many towns experienced this. Peo. pie learn this every winter, still will never prepare for a cold snap. All ex­ posed pipes should be boxtd and pack, ed with sawdust, old sacks or earth. And why would anyone build a fire when the pipes are frozen? from the Northwest s finest bakery lilt the bread supreme People wil lnot obey instructions, and seem to care for seif alone. In Oregon City, the many private homes letting their hydrants drip all night to avoid freezing caused the empty­ ing of 76,000 gallons of stored wat­ er. Just suppose the city had caught fire. No water. IT IS NOT NATURAL for superior work to be done with 1 inferior tools. You have a right to expect superior bread from a superior bakery. Indeed, there is just one natural reason for the existence of a superior bakery anywhere—and. that is a dominating determination to make superior bread. Mrs. Asa Smith returned Sunday from a Portland visit. Visitors are always welcome at die U. S. Bakery, East11 th to 12th and East Everett to flanders streets. We are glad to have people sec our plant and see how Butter-Nut bread is made—and it is really interest­ ing to go through this bakery equipped to make “Z5.000 quality loaves a day. « 4 . •. Read the ads this week and you will profit thereby. Big Coffee boiler at Gayosa “blew” up yesterday. Quick attention saved what might have been a serious fire. EH6LE FEATHERS f E H - te According to Happy Thompson the only difference between balloon tires and balloon pants is that the latter are not inflated. We really don’t know the defini­ tion of super-man, unless it’s one who can get in at 3 a. m. without waking his wife up. “My idea of an optimist’’, says Mr, Spiritualists say that every body wivesas “home engineers.” Rut dad IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SELL,. RENT Copeland is the man who welcomes will work in the next world. That sill continues to bs the fireman. the wolf at the door in the hope that must be an awful shock to our golf bo can kill him and get fur enough players. The Vernonia man wha yells be­ TRADE AND WANT QUICK RESULTS, PLACE to make a new pair of mittens. cause it take« bin'Wife So long te wise Vernonia man who has dress yells twice as loud if she doesn’t It ’ s a AD IN OUR CLASSIFIED COLUMNS “I’ve often wondered,” comments that the best way to make look as neat as other women. J. W. Brown “what became of the old learned friends is to be a good listener. .'■rjrwm.... ; fashioned woman who kept her kitch­ en floor so clean that you could eat One in every ««2 Americans is off of It.” < t now on Henry Ford’s payroll. And I the rest of us help him to meet it. Next time you meet a man who prides himself on being smart, ask if we ever run into another war him if he knows what the Chinese the common people should demand are fighting about. that it be fought out by the fellow* J • i'i ■ Wm. Folger says Christmas comes who are inventing all the deadly war Mi but once a year but that father has engines we read about. to do the Santa Claus act oftener than that if he wants to stand in The Vernonia citizen who tlinks with the family. he has all the trouble in the world ought to atop to consider where he'd i .* As he grows older many a Vernon* bo if creditors started to send their ia man doubts the wisdom of working accounts by radio instead of by < tail. hard to let the children have an eas­ Another thing that always impres­ ier time. ses us after an election is that most You have observed that when a anybody can run for an office and mule ia kicking he ia never pulling, get a few votes. ALSO REPAIRING, MENDING, CLEANING OF BOTH MEN S and it’s a good deal the same with a AND LADIES' SUITS, LADIES SKIRTS AND DRESSES Now they’re referring to ho man. = A New Millinery Store for Vernonia WE LIVE HERE------ t PLEATING» PATCHING, PARTICULAR PIECE WORK FOR . ’ PARTICULAR PEOPLE C. H. Briwn has been in the hoa- pital this week receiving treatment far injuries received in a recent ac- < ident. Mrs. Brown went down to Portland Sunday to see him. OUR WORK IS GUARANTEED « J A New Line „JUST OPENED OF LATEST MILLINERY GOODS • Low in Price $15.00, $18.00 and $20.00 J i' • ■ NEW HATS AND TRIMMINGS V. PRESSING AND CLEANING Model Milliner and Cleaner All lumber, demejjaion. it the former Vernonia Mill Co ready to be delivered. Come get all you want Call at Mill Office opposite I • 2ND STREET NEXT DOOR TO BAKERY ALTERATIONS AND DRESSMAKING DROP IN ANQ SEE US PATRONAGE APPRECIATED H. C. Egelua, Trustee t OR AN